Last Person To Post Wins THE REDUX!

[Jessica]

THHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RIGHT FOLKS, IT'S TIME FOR ROUND TWO!

This time, the challenge is much harder, with a shorter time limit.

LPTPW THE REDUX! has a time limit of 48 hours, and you must fabricate a paragraph of at least 75 words. The subject? Whatever the hell you want. Have a conversation with the person above you. Have a conversation with the person below you. Have a conversation with yourself. AS LONG AS IT IS NOT GIBBERISH, IT FLIES.

Can the previous champion, Nicola, come back and win another round? Can some of our previous contestants take another shot? Is there a newcomer that will take the cup?

LET'S FIND OUT! If there isn't a valid post in this topic for 48 hours, I win.

[Jo]

This was almost very short-lived. I mean, I thought that I had posted here? I seem to recall having written something for this topic, mentioning how OH MAN THIS TOPIC IS BACK OH MY GOSH and WOW THIS SEVENTY FIVE WORD LIMIT IS GOING TO MAKE THINGS TOUGH HEY CHAPS but, looking back at this now, I guess not. Which is kind of a shame. Especially if it turns out I didn’t see this topic now and Jess had indeed won after ONE SINGLE POST. :I

[Dani~]

Now for some random Touhou conversations. Ufufufufu...

Let's start with this fun little one from Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom.

Alice- "Why don't you worry about yourself if you have time to worry about others?"
Sakuya- "Oh yes, I'm worried about myself now."
Alice- "So, for what reason do you worry? About yourself."
Sakuya- "Because I'm carrying only three changes of clothes. For myself."
Alice- "Ah, good reason."
Sakuya- "That, and a spare set of knives too."
Alice- "Ah, I... KNIVES?"

[Jessica]

God dang Josh. I was so close too. :(

Anyway.

"Are the cherry blossoms of the Netherworld not tempting enough for human eyes?"

"Maybe if this place didn't reek of death."

"Are you smelling with your eyes?"

"Not exactly...
...Damn, this is a boring way to start spring."

"You are rude.
The Spring you feel here is none other than the Spring of your Gensokyo."

"That's rude. What kind of person smells with their eyes."

"You're lagging behind in the conversation.."

[Nicola]

Oh, what, this topic was brought back? Oh, I see, it's a new topic, isn't it? I guess the 75 word limit is going to make things pretty tough, so hey, cool to throw a bit of a challenge in there, yup yup. I'm wondering what qualifies as gibberish, though? Like, is the post valid as long as the words used are in the English language? Or does it have to be grammatically acceptable, too? Or if it is grammatically acceptable, is it fine if it follows no really train of thought at all? I wonder if there's anything good in the refrigerator? Has anyone invented a boat that flies on rainbows yet? And why aren't there any rainbows in Spain? Will my questions ever get answered? Will they spur others to post in this topic rather than working to the intent and purpose of killing the thread? Or will nobody even read any of this stuff? I guess I should've asked my legitimate questions in a separate post or something so they could actually get answered. But hey, whatever. How many words is that, even? 197? Oh my, I'm way over the 75 word limit. ono

[Quinn]

One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-four twenty-five twenty-six twenty-seven twenty-eight twenty-nine thirty thirty-one thirty-two thirty-three thirty-four thirty-five thirty-six thirty-seven thirty-eight thirty-nine forty forty-one forty-two forty-three forty-four forty-five forty-six forty-seven forty-eight forty-nine fifty fifty-one fifty-two fifty-three fifty-four fifty-six fifty-seven fifty-eight fifty-nine sixty sixty-one sixty-two sixty-three sixty-four sixty-five sixty-six sixty-seven sixty-eight sixty-nine seventy seventy-one seventy-two seventy-three seventy-four seventy-five!

Oh, and I skipped one. Go find it. :D
(Do emoticons count as words?)

[Jessica]

Quinn skipped fifty-five. (Emoticons are -1 word by the way.)

There may or may not be significance of Quinn skipping the number fifty five. Is she having a feud with her father, who may or may not be fifty five years old? Does she not like the number fifty five? Fifty five is a good number, and has done nothing wrong to Quinn. I believe Quinn to be crazy, and in need of special help. This help may or may not need to be shark cuddles. It is one percent more likely to be shark kisses. The help may or may not include rope. But it is certain to include a disturbed Casey. One hundred percent certain.

...

...

...

*Gives Quinn a big sloppy kiss on the cheek and runs off*

[Quinn]

I disagree with everything Jess said. Well, other than the fact that I skipped fifty-five. Because that is true.

Anyway, here's a post I prepared in advance.

Reasons why we should start the actual Pokemon RP liek rite nao:
   -It's already over halfway dead, and we didn't even start (which makes me sad).
   -We made awesome characters (and drew them... and posted them...).
   -All the plots we planned shouldn't be in vain (à la mode du Homestuck RP).
   -Addled is un-undead. Srsly.
   -Looks like we have a serious commitment problem; we should work to overcome it.
   -I wrote a seventy-five-word post about it.

[Nicola]

Eh, I guess I can't just sit here and let Quinn win. So I'm just going to spout a bunch of random thoughts. It's late, I should really go to bed, good thing my homework is done, AP Englishis going to kill me before long but hopefully I can handle it I'll just work really hard and study a lot. Totally in contradiction to what I just said, on Friday I re-watched Puella Magi Madoka Magica and OH MY GOSH THE FEELS. It's such a fantastic anime, I have so many feels for it, I enjoyed re-watching it quite a bit. I wonder how many words that's been. Ah well, who cares. Anyway, I have some Friend Ship stuff to do this week in AP CS if we're allowed to work on our own projects, I wonder when the teacher is going to give me something to do instead of hanging with all the underclassmen and fail-outs. Blah blah this is not gibberish what are you talking about these are coherent words and thoughts potato.

[Jo]

I'll post something rad for the Pokemon RP, I swear. Give me today, I'll try and get something up- and I'll try and get that accursed picture up too. I've been putting it off for longer than is healthy. I quite like this topic, it gives me a sense of where people are at. Jess is obviously training to become some form of psychologist, unravelling Casey's rather dark and troubled past bit by bit. Whereas Casey is spewing completely coherent thoughts (always nice to see), Nicola has decided to become a potato. Daniel must have buggered off to play Touhou non-stop and I have a feeling Jack has winded up dead in an alley somewhere in Wales.

Stoned to death with sheep. It's awful, man. Awful.

[Jessica]

Wow, that was quick. Josh is the winner.

[Jo]

I'd like to thank my family, my friends, my dog...

In other words y'all can SUCK IT.