Happy Holidays, Y'all

[Quinn]

As you can likely guess from yesterday's ragefest, this was originally supposed to be a video. However, both the webcam and the camera curled up and died as soon as I attempted to use them. I may have found a new superpower.

Anyway, I scribbled down some notes for what I was going to do... No, that's my Psychology homework... Gimmie a sec... Aha.

In the spirit of Christmas, as is traditional, I have decided to give gifts and shower most of you with praise. So here we go.

Firstly, to my excellent friend... No, not you. You can just huddle in that corner. I meant Nicola.

Nicola: All I can really say is that it's been an honor to be your friend for so freaking long. I'm quite sure that if we had never known each other, I would be far more dark and twisted and you would be far less dark and twisted. My gift to you would be world domination, as you are one of the few individuals who can probably succeed in that. However, I can't exactly give you world domination. Instead, I solemnly vow to learn how your screenname is actually pronounced. I thought it was just “Nicole” with an “-ah”, but that sounds kind of stupid and Josh keeps saying it “Nicc'la”, so now I'm curious. You also get a bonus present: I will not swear or use otherwise adult humor for this entire post.

Right, then. Time for the Englanders.

Josh: I'd like to thank you for being one of the few rationally-thinking people on the entire site. You've got a rare sense of humor, and you're just an all-around cool guy. My gift to you would be a plane ticket to Ohio and an art commission. However, considering my budget and lack of motivation, you cannot have that. Instead, you receive the following face. :3

Dan: To be completely honest, I used to think you hated me. Whether that's actually true or not, I never really disliked you – I simply operate on Rule of Funny, and hon, you're just too easy to joke about. Don't take anything from me too personally, 'kay? 'Kay. My gift to you would also be a plane ticket to Ohio as well as a month completely free of hipster-jokes... However, as you can probably guess by now, you can't have that. Sorry. :/ Instead, I will wish you plenty of happiness on your upcoming borthday birthday.

JJ: We've never really spoken as often as I'd like. Somehow, we're never really online at the same time. But I can easily tell you that you are one helluva cool guy. My gift to you? One plane ticket to Ohio... and another plane ticket to Ohio. You should visit more. And, yeah, it's still kind of impossible. In lieu of that, you can have a :3 face as well.

Done with England. Moving on.

Twilli: Why yes, I do plan on keeping my non-cursing oath. Even for you. Sorry to disappoint. In all seriousness, though. I think you're a pretty funny guy, even if we do spend half of our little chats attempting to rip each others' heads off through the Internet. Anyway, my gift to you would of course be a plane ticket to Ohio, plus some of the leftover baked goods I've been making. This includes brownies, peanut butter fudge and various kinds of cookies. However... they're all mine. MINE! So instead of flying you to Ohio, I went to Canada! Yes, I was really hating myself for going someplace so freaking cold, but I did that just for you. Aren't I nice? Unfortunately, before I could find you, some strange people in a time machine kidnapped me. I don't remember much after that, but I'm in Ohio again. Sorry!

Jake: You're a sweet kid. Really. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. But, you poor soul, you probably went and got yourself a life. It's obvious; you haven't been online in ages. This is a definite sign of having a life, and that just won't do. My Christmas gift to you – Nicola and I will begrudgingly travel that mile-or-two journey to your house and see how you're doing for once... Yeah, that was a lie. Sadly, I doubt we'll ever meet. We're just too lazy. So I wish for you to return here. Please?

Everyone Else: This is the category for people I've only spoken to very briefly, such as Grace, Claw, Alexx and Rainii. (I do hope I spelled those correctly.) It'd be really nice if I could put you all in separate categories, but the truth is that I don't know you well enough to personalize it. So GET BACK HERE, DANGIT! WE MISS YOU!

Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope I can get you guys a better present next year. XD

[Jo]

Oh gosh you actually went and posted this. Quinn, have all of my love. All of it.

Oh wait didn't I give it all away to Nicola especially less than twenty four hours ago?

WELL THIS IS QUITE AWKWARD.

[Jessica]

Thanx Quinn. And yea, you're pretty cool too. Even if yea, we do end up almost ripping eachothers faces off. Merry Christmas.

[Nicola]

D'aww, thank you, Quinn! I'm sure you're quite right, there. Glad I could share some of your darkness and twistiness and save you the trouble of carrying it all~

And yay, world domination~ Yay for 20 Charisma~~~ :D

Um, well, I've always pronounced it Nicole-ah, but Nicc'la doesn't sound that bad, either. You can use whichever you want, but I'mma stick with Nicole-ah. XD

And thanks for the bonus present.

Merry Christmas~ <3

[Jake]

Quinn I'm here a lot, just not when you are. XD I'll be on for like 5 minutes, close the tab, then open a new tab and go back. :3 I'm usually on Tumblr anyway hehe.  Merry Christmas, Quinn! You get Twilli repellent for when he drinks to much eggnog and finds a mistletoe. ;D

[Dani~]

Yout thought I used to hate you? HA! No. I never hated you. I try to treat the people here with the same amount of respect as everyone else, well, within reason anyway. And why can't I have my joke free present?!