Yea yea yea. Everyone has to admit they can get some kicks from this. I think this is just my way of fooling around.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: i'm cynthia
You: i'm rose lalonde.
Stranger: seriously?
You: Of course.
Stranger: your last name is awesome :3
You: Thank you.
You: Do you know what hamsteak is?
Stranger: a steak made of ham :D?
You: No, unfortunately not.
You: I don't think that's possible.
Stranger: what is it D:?
You: It is the embodiment of Awesome.
You: A ham made of steak.
Stranger: is THAT possible P:?
You: As possible as magic.
Stranger: exactly!
You: Do you think Magic isn't possible?
Stranger: yes i do think that
You: Well, then you are sadly mistaken.
Stranger: oh really :P
You: Yes. The eldritch tongues have taught me well. Unfortunately, they are stubborn throes.
Stranger: tell me more
You: I am an emissary to the horrorterrors of the furthest ring.
Stranger: i swear you're a guy
You: They have taught me the use of their dark magics, and requested my help in their unfortunate slaughtering.
You: Why would you think that?
You: Hmm??
Stranger: because
Stranger: i feel like only a guy could come up with all this bull (:
You: It isn't fictious. You are just blinded by a 'normal' way of life.
You: Something I had given up a long time ago.
Stranger: sad thing is, idk why i'm sitting here listening to someone who's just on here to be a retard :P i'm not on here to **** or find people to sext with, i just want a normal person to talk to :P half of the people here are horn dogs, and the other half, like you, are here to come up with wild crazy **** and be silly.
You: I am being quite serious. If you were properly enlightened, you would know that.
Stranger: you, my good sir, should see what falling off of a mountain side feels like : P have a good day.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What is your favorite pokemon? :D
You: mIrAcLeS
Stranger: Ummmmmmm charmander
You: EvErYwHeRe
Stranger: G4MZ33
Stranger: W31RDO!
You: hEy tErEzi :o)
You: :o(
Stranger: 4W SORRY >:[
You: jUsT ReMeMbEr
You: lIfE Is a mIrAcLe
Stranger: G4MZ33 HOW MUCH F4YGO D1D YOU DR1NK?
You: I DoNt KeEp TrAcK
You: AlOt :o)
Stranger: D1D YOU H4V3 MOR3 TH4N 10?
You: i tHiNk sO
Stranger: 4W GROSS
Stranger: HOW DO YOU DR1NK TH4T STUFF?
Stranger: OH/1 FUTUR3 T3R3Z1 1S H3R3 TO BTW
You: iTs tHe wIcKeD ElIxIr
You: yOu JuSt lEaRn tO lOvE It
Stranger: 3W
You: LeArN ThE LoVe
You: nOt tHe HaTe
You: hOnK :o)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
im high right now, you jealous??
Stranger: no
You: NO
Stranger: i hate your kind
You: WHY WOULD 1 B3
Stranger: you self righteous twat
Stranger: i bet you think it's cool to hate cops
You: WHY 4M 1 4 S3LF R1GHT3OUS PR4T
You: R3D T3XT3D STR4NGER
Stranger: i hate cops cuz they killed my dad, not cuz it's cool
You: I F33L SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS OF YOUR M4N LUSUS
Stranger: i'm not gonna be reading any of you **** if it's all in caps
You: 1M SORRY
Stranger: and numbers
Stranger: I mean it.
You: 4R3 YOU M4K1NG FUN OF HOW 1 T4LK
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Question to discuss:
What kind of music you listen to and name fav singer/band?
You: 1 L1K3 COOL K1D MUS1C
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
im high right now, you jealous??
You: NO
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: :c
You: 1 4LR34DY S41D 1 W4SNT
Stranger: Lyndsie..? is that you?
You: NO
Stranger: Oh damn.
You: TH1S 1S T3R3Z1
You: SORRY
Stranger: Looked like your typing.
You: 1LL LOOK FOR YOUR LYNDS13 THOUGH
Stranger: No shes not on here lol.
You: OH
You: OK4Y
Stranger: I thought you were her randomly.
You: H3H3H3
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Question to discuss:
are you ****?
You: NO
Stranger: no
You: 1 H4V3 HORNS
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
do you think Hannah Montanas gay or a ****?
You: WHO 1S H4NN4H MONT4N4
Stranger: i think people should grow up and stop putting down people who are obviously more succesful than you der
Stranger: miley is no a ****, demi is not fat and justin is not gay
You: WHO 4R3 YOU T4LK1NG 4BOUT
You: TH3Y SOUND UN1NT3R3ST1NG
Stranger: your mom (shes a raging ****)
You: MOM???
You: WH4TS TH4T
You: HUM4NS 4R3 W31RD
Stranger: IMA SPIT ON YOUR FACE NIGGA
You: WH4TS 4 N1GG4
Stranger: ITS YOUR FACE
You: MY F4C3 1S QU1T3 UNN1GG3R1SH
You: TH4NK YOU THOUGH
Stranger: YOUR FACE IS PRETTY ****'D
You: 4R3 YOU M4K1NG FUN OF MY BL1NDN3SS
Stranger: STRAIGHT UP
You: 1 KNOW 1TS W31RD TH4T MY 3Y3S 4R3 PUR3 D3L1C1OUS R3D
Stranger: YOU MUST BE A FAG VAMPIRE I GUESS
You: BUT 1TS NOT COOL TO M4K3 FUN OF WH4T SP1D3RB1TCH D1D TO M3
You: WH4TS 4 V4MP1R3
Stranger: GOD MUST REALLY HATE YOU
You: GOD
You: DONT YOU M34N GOG
Stranger: DON'T I MEAN THAT NIGGA WHO ****S ON YOUR FACE?
You: MY F4C3 1SNT D3F3C4T1NG ON MY F4C3
Stranger: IT MORE CERTAINLY IS
You: 1 TH1NK YOUR3 W31RD
You: 4ND R3T4RD3D
Stranger: WORD
You: Y34 1T 1S
Stranger: I THINK IMA DROP KICK YOU IN YOUR NIGGA FACE
You: >:]
You: YOU C4NT DO TH4T
You: 1M 1N 4NOTH3R UN1V3RS3
Stranger: IM SO ****ING GLAD
You: WHY
You: B3C4US3 YOU DONT L1K3 BL1ND G1RLS
Stranger: GUESS NOT
You: 4ND YOUR R3D N4M3 1S D3L1C1OUS
Stranger: NIGGA YOU PLAYIN
You: MY F4C3 1S NOT PL4Y1NG
Stranger: YES IT IS ;)
Stranger: WITH MY DICCKKKK
You: WH4TS 4 D1CK
Stranger: A GUY NAMED RICHARD
You: OH OK4Y
Stranger: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
You: WH3R3 1S TH1S R1CH4RD
You: 1 SHOULD GO L1CK H1M
You: H3 SOUNDS D3L1C1OUS
Stranger: YOU SHOULD ASK HIM FOR ANAL
You: WH4TS 4N4L
Stranger: YOUR FACE IS PRETTY ANAL
You: N1GG4 = 4N4L
You: OK4Y HUM4NS H4V3 W31RD SL4NG
Stranger: YES, NIGGA IS ANOTHER WORD FOR ANAL
You: OK4Y
You: WH4TS YOUR N4M3
You: STR4NG3R 1SNT 1 KNOW TH4T
Stranger: ASSCHEEK IS MY NAME GIVING BLOWJOBS IN MY GAME
Stranger: IS*
You: 4SSCH33K???
You: TH4T SM3LLS L1K3.......
You: D3C31T
Stranger: TEEN SPIRIT...
You: 1 SM3LL YOUR D3C31T
You: YOU C4NT H1D3 1T
Stranger: I SMELL YOUR ANUS
You: HOW
Stranger: ITS RIGHT IN MY FACE YUMMM
You: NO 1T 1SNT
You: YOUR F4C3 1S LOOK1NG 4T TH3 SCR33N 1NFRONT OF YOU
Stranger: MY FACE IS LOOKING AT THIS ANNOYING NIGGA ON COPS
You: WH4TS COPS
Stranger: YOUR DAD WAS A COP. HE HANDCUFFED ME AND WHIPPED ME LAST NIGHT ;)
You: WH4TS 4 D4D
You: 1S 1T L1K3 4 LUSUS
Stranger: THAT DOUCHE BAG IN YOUR LIFE WHO PUT HIS **** IN YO MOM
You: WH4TS 4 P3N1S
Stranger: SOMETHING THAT GOES IN YOUR ANAL AREA
You: TH4T DO3SNT M4K3 ANY S3NS3
You: NOTH1NG 1S SUPPOS3D TO GO 1N MY F4C3
You: OOHH
Stranger: NIGGA YOU CRAZY
You: YOUR3 M4K1NG FUN OF MY BL1NDN3SS 4G41N
Stranger: WHY NOT
You: MY 3Y3S 4R3 NOT GO1NG ANYWH3R3 N34R MY LUSUS
You: SH3 DI3D
You: 4G41N
Stranger: THIS IS SO FASCINATING PLEASE TELL ME MORE
You: W3LL SH3 F1RST D13D WH3N 4 M3T3OR H1T H3R
You: 4ND TH3N WH3N W3 WON TH3 G4M3
You: SH3 D1S4PP34R3D
Stranger: YOU POOP OUT YOUR ANAL AREA WHEN YOU DIE
You: >:[
You: WH4TS TH4T M34N
You: 1 THROW UP WH3N 1 D13
You: 1S TH4T SUPPOS3D TO H4PP3N
You: 1M NOT 4 HUM4N SO M4YB3 YOUR3 FORG3TT1NG TO B3 CULTUR4LLY S3NS1T1V3
Stranger: ARE YOU A FOLLOWER OF HE NOW DEAD OSAMA BIN LADEN?
You: WHOS TH4T
Stranger: THIS NIGGA WHO HAD A BEARD.
You: MY F4C3 N3V3R H4D 4 B34RD
You: TROLLS DONT GROW B34RDS
Stranger: NOT LAST NIGHT IT DIDN'T. I FELT IT SCRAPING AGAINST MY ANUS AND EVERYTHING
You: TH3YR3 UGLY
Stranger: DID*
Stranger: I'M SORRY
You: 4ND 3V3N HUM4N G1RLS DONT GROW B34RDS
You: SO WHY
Stranger: NIGGA YOU AIN'T NO GIRL
You: Y3S 1 4M
Stranger: THATS NOT WHAT YO MOM TOLD ME FRIDAY NIGHT IN BED
Stranger: SHE TOLD ME YO **** IS SMALL
You: MY 3Y3S 4R3 QU1T3 NORM4L S1Z3D
Stranger: YOU HAVE NONE NIGGA
You: Y3S 1 DO
You: JUST B3C4US3 1 DONT US3 TH3M
You: DO3SNT M34N 1 DONT H4V3 TH3M
Stranger: DOES THE SAME RULE APPLY TO YOUR ****?
You: WH4TS 4 V4G1N4
Stranger: A SCARY DEEP WET PLACE
You: SOUNDS L1K3 SP1D3RTROLLS H1V3
Stranger: SOUNDS LIKE YOUR FACE
You: MY F4C3 1S 4 V4G1N4 N1GG4 4ND 4N4L
You: WH4T 1S UP W1TH YOUR SL4NG
You: HUM4NS 4R3 W31RD
Stranger: MAN YOUR FACE MUST BE PRETTY UGLY
You: MY F4C3 1S V3RY PR3TTY
You: MY M4T3SPR1T S41D SO
You: 1N H1S OWN GRUMPY W4Y
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Question to discuss:
What would you say if a random girl walked up to you on the street and offered unlimited sex?
Stranger: eww
You: 1 WOULD 4SK WH4T S3X 1S
You: ...
You: WH4T 1S S3X???
Stranger: lol how old are you?
You: S1X
Stranger: does your mommy know your on the computer?
You: WH4TS 4 MOMMY???
You: 1S 1T L1K3 4 LUSUS?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
does any one have tumblr ??
Stranger: yeah
You: NO
Stranger: o
Stranger: we've got a bit of love hate
You: WHY WOULD 1 H4V3 4 'TUMBLR'
Stranger: you take me to the edge when you hit the brakes
Stranger: i say it's over one day..
Stranger: .but then I'm crawling back begging you to stay
You: WH4TS 4 'TUMBLR' 4NYW4Y
Stranger: we make up when we break up all the time!
Stranger: WE'RE LIKE NA NA NA
Stranger: THEN WE'RE LIKE YEAH YEAH YEAH
Stranger: ALWAYS LIKE NA NA NA
Stranger: THEN WE'RE LIKE YEAH YEAH YEAH!
You: WH4T
You: 1S GO1NG ON
Stranger: i know you have a tumblr..
You: NO
Stranger: who doesn't have one?!
You: BUT 1 H4V3 4 D4NC3 P4RTY
You:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYON3.gifStranger: wooo let's dance
You: H33 H33
Stranger: na na na
Stranger: yeah yeah yeah
Stranger: there's a lot of homestuckers on tumblr
You: 1V3 H34RD
You: BUT 1 DONT H4V3 4 TUMBLR
Stranger: what a shame
You: 1 BROWS3 SOM3 STUFF ON 1T THOUGH
Stranger: lol
Stranger: **** isn't it...
You: NO
Stranger: lies
You: 1 R34D HOM3STUCK STUFF
Stranger: aah,
Stranger: then why don't you just make an account
You: B3C4US3 1 ONLY GO ON L1K3 ONC3 4 MONTH
Stranger: lol okay
Stranger: don't get snippy
You: M3 SN1PPY
Stranger: yes you
You: WH4T 4R3 T4LK1NG ABOUT
Stranger: maybe i felt the wrong attitude then, i'm sorry
Stranger: you're not snippy
You: 1 SM3LL YOUR D3C31T
You: YOU 4R3NT SORRY!
Stranger: D:
Stranger: i am!
You: NO
You: YOU L13
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: i love you bb<3
You: 1 SM3LL TH3 D3C31T R1GHT 4FT3R TH3 D3L1C1OUS R3D N4M3
You: H3LLO
You: YOU TH3R3
Stranger: lol sorry
You: ...
Stranger: my sister was talking to me :O
You: 4 S1ST3R
You: OOH
You: T3LL H3R 1 S4Y H1
Stranger: haha okay
Stranger: she left though
You: OK4Y
Stranger: so, i can't really tell her
You: T3LL H3R L4T3RR TH3N
Stranger: alright..
You: L4T3R*
Stranger: is it annoying to type like that
You: L1K3 TH1S?
Stranger: yes
You: NO 1TS NORM4L
Stranger: haha
You: 4CTU4LLY 1F 1 TYP3 'R3GUL4RLY'
You: 1TS SLOW3R
Stranger: ......
Stranger: i doubt that
You: B3C4US3 1 H4V3 TO ST4LL 4T 413
You: B3C4US3 1M SO US3D TO TH1S
Stranger: ...
Stranger: okay
Stranger: that's cool then
You: 4LSO MY K3YBO4RD DO3SN'T H4V3 413 K3YS 4NYW4Y
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: sorry to hear that
You: 1 TOOK TH3M OUT B3C4YS3 1 N3V3R US3 TH3M
You: L1K3 TH3 F1 K3Y
You: BUT 1 TOOK TH4T OUT TO THROW 4T M1ST3R DU4L1TY
Stranger: hahaha okay xD..well, I'm supposed to be doing homework so I'm gonna go (even though ill probably go on tumblr instead ;D) bye(:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What do you enjoy about a relationship?
Stranger: I've never really been in one
You: TH3 Y3LL1NG
Stranger: And i'm frank
Stranger: Not kidding
You: H3Y
You: 4TL34ST YOU DONT D13 1F YOU 4R3NT 1N 4 R3L4T1ONSH1P
You: H3LL
You: 1F W3 4R3NT 1N TWO W3 G3T K1LLED
Stranger: Uhh..
Stranger: Why leet?
You: WH4TS L33T
Stranger: 1337
Stranger: l33t
You: 1 DONT G3T 1T
You: >:?
Stranger: Okay..
Stranger: Whatever with that one
Stranger: Mate
You: ...
Stranger: asl
Stranger: i guess?
You: S1X F3M4L3 4 M3T3OR
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Okay...
You: WH4YT
You: WH4T*
You: 1M T3LL1NG TH3 TRUTH
You: 1M NOT L1K3 SP1D3R TROLL
Stranger: Yeah..
Stranger: I can tell..
Stranger: "Spidey thread."
Stranger: What is OP?
You: WH4T 1S OP???
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I asked you that.
You: 1 DONT G3T 1T
You: WH4TS 4 OP
You: >:?
Stranger: I asked you
Stranger: What is OP?
You: 1 DONT WH4T WH4T 4 OP 1S
You: H3LLO???
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: You really are bored, aren't you?
You: Y3S
You: 1M TRY1NG TO P4SS TH3 T1M3
You: WHY DO
You: WHY WOULD* 1 B3 ON H3R3 FOR 4NY OTH3R R34SON
Stranger: Hm...
Stranger: I guess i'm here for the same reason
Stranger: Yet i could just skip this one
Stranger: Dunno why i'm here still...
You: 3X4CTLY
You: YOU 4R3 S3CR3TLY OBS3SS3D W1TH BL1ND G1RLS
You: TH4T 1S WHY YOU 4R3 ST1LL H3R3
Stranger: Can't you just
Stranger: Write normally, please?
You: TH1S 1S NORM4L
You: 1 DONT H4V3 4 4/1/3 K3Y
You: OR 4 C4PS LOCK
Stranger: Okay....
Stranger: Just... whatever.
You: OR 4 F1
You: BUT 1 D3C1D3D TO THROW TH4T 4T SOM3ON3
You: SO 1 GU3SS TH4T DO3SNT COUNT?
You: D3L1C1OUS N4M3 STR4NG3R
You: 4R3 YOU TH3R3
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