Joshua and Daniels epic Pokemon Journey of fail Episode# 3 - 4

[Jo]

<sup>Joshua clung on for dear life. His heart was in his throat - his dry mouth was trickling down his neck. A bead of sweat rolled down the break of his hair, and his breathing pattern had abrubtly changed.

"Daniel? W-would this be a bad time t-to tell you that I-I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?!" Joshua screamed, clawing at Daniel's leg. If he fell here, it'd be DANIEL'S fault!</sup>

[Dani~]

"Ow! Stop with that clawing! We are nearly there!"

After a couple more minutes, Daniel landed. "There, that wasn't so bad, was it?"

[Jo]

<sup>Joshua was about to reply before being overcome by the most dizzying vertigo. He almost wanted to vomit.

"Blurgh... Let's just... burp!.. go inside..." he wheezed, before tumbling through the door and lying flat on the visitor's seats.</sup>

[Dani~]

Daniel sighed and walked towards the counter.

"Me and my friend would like to heal our Pokemon please." Daniel said to the lady behind the counter.
"Of course. Just give me your Pokeballs and I'll heal them in no time at all!"
"Hey Josh. Meh." Daniel sighed and took his and Josh's pokeballs and gave them to the lady.

Bleep, bleep, bleep bleep bleep!

"There you go! Your pokemon are all fighting fit!"
"Thank you very much. Josh, get up, here is your pokemon."

[Jo]

Joshua gingerly sat up, and removed Tails' pokeball from Daniel's grasp. Fully healed and fighting fit, huh?

"Thanks, Daniel." Joshua praised, and glanced over to the door. A particularly bright pink poster drew his attention. He couldn't read it at this distance, so he slowly stood up, and stumbled towards the bright pink paper. It read, thusly;

To all Coordinators!

Please visit the Contest Hall in Viridian City to start your campaign as a Coordinator! You will need your first ribbon here to continue on your path to show contest greatness!

[Dani~]

Daniel turned towards Joshua. "Huh? What are you reading?" He walked to the poster and started reading it.

"....................................WE MUST GO NOW!" Daniel shouted and ran out of the Pokemon Center quickly.

[Jo]

"... Eh?" Joshua stared after Dan, as he started to charge around Viridian blindly in hope of finding the Contest Hall.

"Oh, excuse me?" came the shrill voice of Nurse Joy. "W-Was that your friend?" she asked politely.

"Yeah, you could say that." came Joshua's reply.

"Have you perhaps heard of the Pokemon Centre special deal?"

"What? Special deal?"

"Yes! There is information on the board behind you!"

"Board..?" Joshua mumbled, turning around and to his shock, a massive bulletin board was hanging, pinned to it fifty or so posters and leaflets! Joshua failed to realise how he could possibly miss it. He felt so stupid. Walking closer, he spotted the glittering text 'Pokemon Centre special offer!'.

Pokemon Centre special offer!

To all Pokemon adventurers! The Underground Explorers Kit is now available from every Pokemon Centre in Kanto and Johto! Collect yours TODAY!

"Oh..." Joshua turned back to Joy. "I see! I don't suppose we... My friend and I... could have a pair?"

"No problem, I'll get right on it!" Joy smiled sweetly, turning back to fetch the kits. Joshua had no choice but to smile clumsily back. No more than two minutes had past before Nurse Joy returned with two bulging rucksacks.

"Eh?!" Joshua stared, slightly startled. "Let me help you with that!"

"No, I'm alright! Really!" Nurse Joy brushed off the comment, unphased. She handed Joshua a rucksack. Joshua instantly fell to the floor - it was like holding twenty concrete bricks or something! How would he ever get both of these to Daniel?

*****

(I feel like a short comedic post! Don't blame me!) Daniel was waiting at the Contest Hall for Joshua to arrive. Where was he? Suddenly, Daniel spotted Joshua dragging himself across the city floor, two bulging rucksacks on his back.

"J-Joshua?" Daniel said, uncertain. Joshua laid on the floor, motionless.

[Dani~]

Daniel was waiting at the Contest Hall for Joshua to arrive. Where was he? Suddenly, Daniel spotted Joshua dragging himself across the city floor, two bulging rucksacks on his back.

"J-Joshua?" Daniel said, uncertain. Joshua laid on the floor, motionless.

Daniel ran over to him and poked him. "Uhh, what have you got there?" He said while opening one of the bags. "What's this? What are you planning to do with these things?"