Jessica
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Granted. However, I come along and step on you.
I wish for some air.
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Granted. You get so much air your body is overclocked with oxygen, it replaces some of the finer elements in your natural system, and with these minor disturbances happening in your body you die a rather painful, albeit scientific death. Everybody benefits from this. Scientists cut open your corpse and examine it to find the cure for cancer you'd eaten as 'safekeeping' in your stomach all along. They also put your body on display at the natural museum of history, the first true 'human-hybrid' as they called you. They never figured out what a kitsune was. People discover that they truly had feelings for you and now in death they can never convey them, so they make post haste to announce their loves to people of the world. They also remember what wonderful lives they have and not to let go, the world is a much happier place with you gone. Sux, rite? On a simple note; never wish for more air.
I wish for something safe.
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Biography Umbreon Nickname: Tails Gender: Female; Personality: Timid Ability: ~Synchronize~, Holding: Oran Berry Happiness: 250, Level: 14; Experience: 12.5/14 Tackle Tail Whip Shadow Ball Sand Attack | Nidoran♂ Nickname: Toxin Gender: Male, Personality: Timid Ability: ~Poison Point~, ~Rivalry~ Holding: Rawst Berry Happiness: 210, Level: 15, Experience: 8/15 Double Kick Peck Focus Energy Poison Sting | Skorupi Nickname: N/A Gender: Male, Personality: Brave Ability: ~Battle Armour~, ~Sniper~, Holding: N/A Happiness: 80, Level: 5, Experience: 0/5 Bite Poison Sting --- ---
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Quinn
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So, this one chick walks into a bar...
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Granted. Someone CAPTCHALOGUES you with the ENCRYPTION fetch modus, locking you in an encrypted card safe. Home sweet home.
I wish for the next post to be far shorter than Jo's.
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Jessica
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Granted. However, You never said in what way. Remember to elaborate more.
I wish for the world to split in half.
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Dani~
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Granted, but everybody dies.
I wish for an explosion that does not effect me in any sort of way.
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Granted, but everybody else dies. Now you are doomed to be lonely until you die. Not big surprise. The stump of despair is magically uncharred and suddenly becomes a valid option.
I wish for cool animating skills.
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Biography Umbreon Nickname: Tails Gender: Female; Personality: Timid Ability: ~Synchronize~, Holding: Oran Berry Happiness: 250, Level: 14; Experience: 12.5/14 Tackle Tail Whip Shadow Ball Sand Attack | Nidoran♂ Nickname: Toxin Gender: Male, Personality: Timid Ability: ~Poison Point~, ~Rivalry~ Holding: Rawst Berry Happiness: 210, Level: 15, Experience: 8/15 Double Kick Peck Focus Energy Poison Sting | Skorupi Nickname: N/A Gender: Male, Personality: Brave Ability: ~Battle Armour~, ~Sniper~, Holding: N/A Happiness: 80, Level: 5, Experience: 0/5 Bite Poison Sting --- ---
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Dani~
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Could not be granted since you are dead.
I wish for people to be alive again.
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Quinn
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Granted. All "people" are alive again. Everyone who is established as nonhuman, though, stays dead.
Oh, and you're dead too. Because.
I wish for a penny! :D
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Jessica
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Granted. You get a Vending Machine coupon for one penny. When you go to claim it, however, it doesn't work. Too bad. As you turn away, however, an arrow shoots out of the machine with a red heart on it. It, of course, gets embedded into your ass.
I wish for a bullet.
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It, of course, gets embedded into your ass. OF COURSE. ಠ__ಠ You wish for a bullet? Alrighty then, you get one. Embedded into your ass. Also, you can't do anything about it because you're still dead from Dan's wish. I wish for a large can of Anti-Twilli spray.
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Jessica
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Granted. However, Syssi shows up.
I wish for some life.
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Granted! There's some good LIFE for you! All part of a good breakfast. :D Too bad you can't eat it. You know. 'Cause you're dead. I wish for useful magical powers with no side effects that result from using them.
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Shinx Nickname: Bolt Gender: Male; Personality: Jolly Ability: Intimidate, Holding: Nothing Happiness: 250, Level: 14; Experience: 5/14 Tackle Leer Charge Bite | Lucario Nickname: Crystal Gender: Female, Personality: Gentle Ability: Steadfast, Holding: Silk Scarf Happiness: 250, Level: 13, Experience: 8.5/13 Quick Attack Force Palm Endure Counter | Corsola Nickname: Aqua Gender: Female, Personality: Naïve Ability: Hustle, Natural Cure, Holding: Oran Berry Happiness: 190, Level: 8, Experience: 3.5/8 Tackle Harden Bubble | Growlithe
Nickname: Donut Gender: Male, Personality: Serious Ability: Intimidate & Flash Fire, Holding: Nothing Happiness: 80, Level: 10, Experience: 0/10 Bite Roar Ember Leer |
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Granted. But while using them you accidentally murder your family and friends.
I wish for food!
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Jessica
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Granted. However, whenever you eat, someone you care about dies.
I wish for money. So at least I have something to put on my will.
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Granted! But the second you get the money it burns into ashes.
I wish for shoes
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