'Crush a wish'

[Jake]

Granted, but it is too big for you, -sudden wind gust comes in and the sceptor falls on Josh-

I wish for a shoe.

[Dani~]

Granted, but it was so smelly, you died from it!

I wish for the time now!

[The Forgotten One]

Could not be granted, because I can't understand that!

I wish for a second!

[Dani~]

Granted, but in that second, you somehow die!

I wish I knew what time it was now!

[The Forgotten One]

I dunno! I'm probably not in your time zone! SORRY!

I wish I had more friends!

[Rainii]

Granted but then one of them kicks you into a giant vat of hot sauce.

I wish that I had a giant cupcake!

[The Forgotten One]

Fine, You get the Cupcake! But It eats you!

HAH! I WISH FOR EVILNESS!!!!!!!!

[Rainii]

Granted, but then Princess Grace somehow turns the world into a place of sweetness!

I wish for a whole basket of sweets!

[Grace]

I'm so sorry Rainii! But Jake stole the basket!

I wish for a pony!

[Rainii]

Granted but the pony bites me... -_-

I wish that Jake was a basketball.

[Grace]

Granted but he bounce,bounce, bounced into a river and floated into the sea!!

I wish that Queen Rainii turned into a girly girl!

[Rainii]

Granted, but then I hit Jake with my purse!

I wish I had more ice-cream!

[Dani~]

Granted, but I ate it all!

I wish that stuff would be on TV!

[Rainii]

Granted but it's all EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!

I wish that Grace was here!

[Grace]

Granted but some one kidanapped me!! Oh no!!

I wish that Rainii would come rescue me!