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General Category / Spam Area / Re: 'Crush a wish'
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on: November 17, 2014, 02:34:08 pm
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Granted, but that font is Comic Sans, and now anyone who sees your posts loses an IQ point for every word they read.
I wish for you to tell me a story.
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General Category / Spam Area / Re: 'Crush a wish'
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on: November 12, 2014, 04:20:23 pm
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Granted. Instead of being crushed, it is ripped into tiny little pieces, which are then thrown into a blender, where they spin around and around and around until the lid comes off and suddenly your wish is getting sprayed all over the kitchen. Oh gosh, it's everywhere. You're handed a towel and told to get started cleaning up this mess.
I wish for a toaster.
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General Category / Spam Area / Re: 'Crush a wish'
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on: November 07, 2014, 06:33:48 pm
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Granted, but the other person... is YOU! Didn't see that one coming, did you?!
No, but seriously, I wish someone else would post in this topic with me.
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General Category / Spam Area / Re: 'Crush a wish'
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on: November 07, 2014, 04:30:23 pm
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Granted, just for you, Nicola! Rainbows and unicorns and sparkles galore!
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I wish someone else would post in this topic with me.
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General Category / Spam Area / Re: 'Crush a wish'
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on: November 07, 2014, 04:29:15 pm
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What a great wish, Nicola, I would be happy to grant that for you. So many delicious chocolate chip cookies. May I have one as well? Yes? Thank you so much, Nicola, you are such a sweetheart.
Now I wish for rainbows and unicorns!
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General Category / Spam Area / Re: 'Crush a wish'
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on: November 07, 2014, 04:28:04 pm
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Granted, but unfortunately your wit is so sharp that you accidentally maim anyone you use it on, and if you use it too often, the authorities will come looking for you.
Well, apparently I'm the only one posting in this topic now, so... I wish for chocolate chip cookies!
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