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Title: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 28, 2009, 10:51:16 am
*gasp* Even MORE stupid, random games from Joshua? You bet it! One random guy presents
The 'Vending Machine'!

Ok, to play, you need to insert stuff and recieve stuff. Simple. For example:

Jake: *inserts coin*
Grace: You recieve an Octopus tentacle! *inserts crab*
Reni: You recieve a million pounds! *inserts one million pounds*
Jimmy: You recieve a Nicola! *inserts stabbed *****
Volcan: STABBED **** REJECTED.
Daisuke: Damn right.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 28, 2009, 10:52:03 am
*inserts german coin*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on July 28, 2009, 11:17:25 am
You get your most favorite thing in the world. -inserts Jimmy-


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 28, 2009, 11:20:44 am
(You don't have a concequence ex. turning me into candy, I recieve something, like a banana. Please edit, Jake.)

You recieve Jimmy's cyborg clone! *inserts severed head*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on July 28, 2009, 11:21:43 am
-slaps- EPIC FAIL YOU PUT NOTHING IN!

-inserts Josh for not puting in anything-


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 28, 2009, 11:41:31 am
I put a severed head in! Fine. You recieve negative scores on your reffing skills. Ha.

*inserts Mira's phonenumber*  >:0


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on July 28, 2009, 11:44:36 am
 You receive a Virtual Grape/Apple Juice Box. Mmm... Grapple.

 I put in Twilli.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on July 28, 2009, 11:52:14 am
You get a new twilli.

-inserts Josh again-


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 28, 2009, 11:55:48 am
You get a punch in the face.

*Inserts something other than members*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on July 28, 2009, 04:45:28 pm
SOMETHING OTHER THAN MEMBERS REJECTED

I put in Josh for putting in something that got rejected.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 28, 2009, 06:31:28 pm
You get an angry letter from the president!

*inserts your face*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on July 29, 2009, 04:45:03 am
You get an Aura mask! Batteriesnotincludied.

I insert a quote


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 29, 2009, 07:55:07 am
You recieve a canonball. Just what you always wanted.

*inserts button of smart waistcoat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on July 30, 2009, 02:15:26 am
You get a stoner, who thinks it's an alien.

Today's lesson: Kids, don't do drugs.

I insert today's lesson


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 30, 2009, 10:38:57 am
You get epic intro! (Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!)

*Inserts hug <(^_^)>*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on July 30, 2009, 10:58:32 am
You get a Fireworks Show!

I insert My cat Felix.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 30, 2009, 12:16:57 pm
You recieve a Death Note!

*inserts epic win*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Reni on July 30, 2009, 03:56:04 pm
You receive the latest toaster model! [The one with that looks like a vicious tiger head!]

-inserts transparent pet parrot who's screaming, 'Polly don't want a cracker! Wait! Maybe she does! I don't know! I'm Kloodez, not Polly! Give me a break! Squawk~'-


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 30, 2009, 05:54:43 pm
You recieve IRONATOR 6000!

*inserts IRONATOR 5000*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on July 30, 2009, 10:41:37 pm
You receive Felix!

I put in Dan.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 31, 2009, 06:22:12 am
You recieve angry Dan! Who looks funny when he's angry!

*Puts in Octorock*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 31, 2009, 06:56:28 am
You receive Link!

*puts in DSi*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 31, 2009, 07:44:53 am
You recieve YOUR FACE of evil!
*inserts eifiel tower*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 31, 2009, 07:59:17 am
You receive Ruppies!

*inserts head on!*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 31, 2009, 08:02:16 am
You recieve bankruptcy bill!
*inserts dinner*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 31, 2009, 09:46:36 am
You obtain breakfast!

*Inserts my lair*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 31, 2009, 09:49:07 am
You obtain :)

*inserts :(*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 31, 2009, 09:55:46 am
You obtained pokeman

*inserts fart*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on August 03, 2009, 03:59:26 am
A pissed Lolcat is now yours.

I insert a crunchie wrapper


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 03, 2009, 05:34:36 am
You obtained a mouldy old chocolate bar.

*inserts my WII*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 04, 2009, 07:03:35 pm
You get the Back in Black CD!

I insert Angus Young.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 05, 2009, 08:54:25 am
You receve Mama Luigi!

*Inserts CDi*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 05, 2009, 10:36:47 am
You get no rupees!

*Inserts no PS3*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 05, 2009, 11:32:44 am
You receve Squadalah burger!

*inserts itch*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 05, 2009, 11:38:45 pm
You get Bigger Itch!

I insert nothing


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 06, 2009, 03:38:45 am
You receaved a FALCON PAAUUUNNNCH to the face for not inserting anything!

*inserts milk*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 07:03:24 pm
You get Sour Milk!

I insert this topic!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on August 09, 2009, 04:51:01 am
You get a spear of epicness right through your heart.  >:0

I insert that smiley  >:0


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 09, 2009, 06:15:17 am
You receaved this smiley! O8)

*inserts the alphabet*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 09, 2009, 11:39:12 am
You got A slap in the face.

I Insert: The Mighty Shotgun Of Illiwt.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rainii on August 09, 2009, 02:41:41 pm
You get iced by a Bunneary!

I insert Jake's mind.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 09, 2009, 11:31:35 pm
You get Jake's Soul.

I insert Jake's heart.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 10, 2009, 05:01:29 am
You obtained Jake's brain

*inserts Jake's head*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on August 10, 2009, 05:21:15 am
BLOOD!!! *drinks blood*

Well it turns out that that blood was carrying rabies. And you can guess what happened next.
Wait, this isn't the suicide game! You get a rather pissed admin ghost.

I insert a ghost


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 10, 2009, 08:53:23 am
You got a demon.

I insert a angel.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 10, 2009, 11:58:25 am
You get Pissed off Twilli!

I insert my 23 year old cat, Gooner!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 10, 2009, 03:13:03 pm
You get a Rabid, Flea infested dog.

I insert a computer.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 10, 2009, 09:12:50 pm
You get a crappy computer!

I insert Alan Harper!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on August 10, 2009, 09:19:09 pm
You Get A Deadly Diese.....JAKE POXS!!!! Which they have no cure for! Aww.

I insert a Pidgy.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 10, 2009, 09:25:47 pm
Epic Fail~ I am Immune to all diseases! HAH! *Owns Jake's ***!*

I insert Jake's owned ***!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on August 10, 2009, 09:35:16 pm
You get the song you hate the most stuck in your head for forever and eternity.


I insert She by Green Day. lol


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 10, 2009, 10:34:12 pm
Double Fail! I like music so much, I can't hate a song!

Illiwt: *Turns Jake into a Bullet filled Carcass*

I insert Jake's Bullet Filled Carcass.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 11, 2009, 04:17:08 am
You obtain a roasted monkey!

*inserts OVER 9000 Rupees!*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 11, 2009, 07:28:48 am
You get an angry hippo that it sits on you for the rest of your life.

I insert my dog.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 11, 2009, 08:16:44 am
You get an evil dog with rabbies!

*inserts computer course*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Grace on August 11, 2009, 01:21:20 pm
You get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu third place trophy teheha! yay!

I insert a sponge cake!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on August 11, 2009, 01:26:43 pm
You get a cloned me.

I insert other clones of me


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Grace on August 11, 2009, 01:28:38 pm
You get an Imouto San plushie doll.

I insert an English Breakfast


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on August 11, 2009, 01:30:48 pm
-looks at Doll- Uh okay. You get a Bear trying to attack you for more breakfast.


I kill the bear.

I insert a bear.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Grace on August 11, 2009, 01:32:56 pm
You get a Gracie's Make Up Kit!!

I insert Cupid Dono.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on August 11, 2009, 01:46:14 pm
You get more clones.

I insert makeup.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 11, 2009, 01:54:00 pm
You get a love letter from Grace.

*inserts hate mail*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Grace on August 11, 2009, 01:55:31 pm
You get a death threat from Grace..

I insert a BUNNY!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on August 11, 2009, 02:27:02 pm
You get a picture of Rainii beating Me with a hammer.

I insert a hammer.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Grace on August 11, 2009, 02:28:14 pm
You get a signed auto graph of the HS No.2


I insert a HS Poster!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 11, 2009, 02:29:32 pm
You obtain a thing!

*inserts burp*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on August 11, 2009, 02:35:05 pm
You get a......KICK IN THE FACE FOR BEING MEAN TO MY GRACE!!!! -kicks several times-

I insert Daniel


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 11, 2009, 02:38:16 pm
You get the all-predictable... wait for it, - bannana.

I insert :)


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 11, 2009, 02:38:34 pm
You get a bullet filled carcass!

I insert... A different bullet filled carcass!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 11, 2009, 04:54:14 pm
You get Gekokujou.

I insert the Nico Nico Chorus.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 11, 2009, 04:55:33 pm
You get a Chuck Norris Round House Kick To The Face! (CNRHKTTF)

I insert Nicola.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 11, 2009, 04:57:24 pm
(Shoulda kept the Nico Nico Chorus. >.<)

You get a Nicola puppet.

I insert your Nicola puppet.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 11, 2009, 04:59:00 pm
You get Illiwt's Mighty Shotgun!

I insert your hair!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 11, 2009, 05:00:16 pm
You obtain your face!

*inserts egg*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 11, 2009, 05:09:39 pm
You get a 10 year old, dead raccoon.

I insert a gummi worm.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 11, 2009, 05:22:35 pm
You obtained loads of real worms!

*inserts another egg*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 11, 2009, 05:32:47 pm
You get Mira- ...who then shoves a poison cake in your face.

I insert meatloaf.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 11, 2009, 05:38:13 pm
HAH!

You get a Better Meatloaf!

I insert Kirby Squeak Squad!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 11, 2009, 05:38:46 pm
You get a Brendan doll!

I insert Mira's new Brendan doll.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 11, 2009, 05:40:23 pm
You get a Brendan figurine!

I insert headphones.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 11, 2009, 05:41:36 pm
You get a broken iPod.

I insert myself.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 11, 2009, 05:43:04 pm
A pen pops out, but you don't get to take it since you're stuck inside of the vending machine.

I insert the pen.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 11, 2009, 05:46:48 pm
You get Brendan!

I insert A Barber Shop Quartet!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 11, 2009, 05:54:26 pm
You get a half-eaten cookie.

I insert Mira


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 11, 2009, 05:55:49 pm
You receave Weegee!

*inserts my pic of Rayquaza*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 11, 2009, 05:56:29 pm
You get my pic of Brendan Birch.

I insert a band-aid.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on August 12, 2009, 04:29:36 am
You get a video on safety in the kitchen demostated by Conrad and Candy.

(Lots of bloooooddd... and Conrad is set on fire... and electrouted... and gets his hand cut off...)

I insert SPAMM!!!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 12, 2009, 05:29:00 am
You receave this topic.

*inserts TV*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 12, 2009, 07:24:03 pm
Mira: *Claws Self Out and Scratches Dan* That's what you get!

Twilli: I insert a pen!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 12, 2009, 08:21:38 pm
You get nothing.

I insert a pen...cil!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 14, 2009, 06:19:08 am
You obtain a crayon!

*inserts your face*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on August 14, 2009, 06:21:22 am
You get *facepalm*

I insert this: [img=http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4438/scan0002bmm.jpg] (http://img44.imageshack.us/i/scan0002bmm.jpg/)


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 03:45:19 pm
You get a Schnuffel Bunny Album!

I insert a BUMPED!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 29, 2009, 03:47:23 pm
BUMPED is accepted, but gets stuck half way through transmission... transmission... trans-beeeep....


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 03:48:45 pm
I fix the Machine and insert Josh for not inserting anything!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 29, 2009, 03:53:38 pm
But it got stuck half-way through transmission... transmission... trans-beeeep...


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 03:54:51 pm
I fix it again then insert the Apple of Doom!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 29, 2009, 03:56:56 pm
You obtain Bannana of Righteousness!

*inserts Peach of... epicness*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 03:58:35 pm
You receive the plum of lameness, but your stuck in the machine!

I insert A rubber Chicken!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on August 29, 2009, 07:11:44 pm
You get blown up along with two people beside you.

(We played a game once with a football, two soccer balls and a rubber chicken. If you had one of the soccer balls when the music ended, you blew up. If you had the football, you and the person to your right blew up. If you had the chicken, you and the people beside you are out. On the first round, I had the chicken... -_-)

I insert lameness in it's most purest form


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 07:15:03 pm
You get turned into candy! I give you to Jake :P.

I insert :P


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on August 29, 2009, 07:23:18 pm
You get wind blown into your face, and now your face is stuck like  :P forever.

I insert a pixel


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 07:29:00 pm
You get an even smaller pixel! (I don't get how that works, but it happened!)

I insert a second


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on August 29, 2009, 08:58:12 pm
You get a minute to live.

I insert this


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 09:00:11 pm
You get that

I insert LSD.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 30, 2009, 05:44:14 am
You get L4D!
*inserts godly power*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 30, 2009, 05:53:35 am
You obtain a godmodder!

*inserts random thing*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 30, 2009, 05:57:38 am
You get Leatherbelt!
*inserts random fad*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 30, 2009, 05:59:42 am
You obtain my DSi show!

*inserts SMBZ*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 30, 2009, 10:30:43 am
You got turned into a glass of water! I give you to Jake. :P

I insert Future Shop.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 30, 2009, 12:56:13 pm
You get 69? Wait, 69? NOOOO!!! I MEAN 68!!! *phew*
*inserts 69 to be censored*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 30, 2009, 03:27:57 pm
You get turned into a girl! You become me and Narah's Toy.

I insert Josh.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on September 01, 2009, 06:42:09 am
You get the powers of staff

I insert ice


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 01, 2009, 09:52:26 am
You get melting Ice.

I insert Throwing Stars.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 01, 2009, 09:56:33 am
You get Shuriken.
*inserts... something creative*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 01, 2009, 10:02:01 am
You get something uncreative.

I insert: Hm... Josh!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 01, 2009, 10:09:34 am
You recieve dead Josh, from being inserted all the time!
*inserts ninjabread man*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 01, 2009, 10:14:14 am
lol... You get revived!

I insert Josh again!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on September 02, 2009, 04:31:59 am
You recieve dead Josh, from being inserted all the time!

Don't you learn?

I insert underline


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 02, 2009, 09:29:54 am
           ________
You get Overline!

*inserts random sock monster that terrorizes PJOR*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 02, 2009, 09:31:28 am
You obtain ? ? ?!

*inserts Josh*  >:0


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 02, 2009, 11:16:39 am
You get ? ? ?'s Sliced off Head!

I insert the machine itself!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on September 04, 2009, 04:25:24 am
You get Palkia, 'cause he's pissed off about the fact that you could actually do that, therefor you must have ultered the fabric of space!

I insert 5 cents


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 04, 2009, 07:04:33 am
You obtain 1 penny!

*inserts chocolate*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on September 04, 2009, 07:05:36 am
You get fat

I insert WHITE chocolate


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 04, 2009, 07:09:05 am
You get very fat!

*inserts thing*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 04, 2009, 11:01:43 am
You get Junk Mail!

I insert Dan!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on September 04, 2009, 10:12:48 pm
You get a sex change!

I insert a pie


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 04, 2009, 10:21:52 pm
 You get Pi.

 I insert Josh.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on September 04, 2009, 10:25:50 pm
You get sanity

I insert a calcumalor


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 04, 2009, 10:43:04 pm
 Denied, because I don't know what a Calcumalor is.
 
 I insert                


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on September 04, 2009, 11:46:53 pm
You get this... if you can read it!!! HAHAAA!!!

I insert a Calcumalator or a Calculator as it is more commonly known.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 05, 2009, 05:56:56 am
(Hah, I read it! It says: You get this... if you can read it!!! HAHAAA!!!)

You obtain jumbled up numbers!

*inserts chicken*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 05, 2009, 10:54:38 am
You got Josh!

I insert Dan's Josh.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on September 06, 2009, 04:14:59 am
You get a hoe

I insert the intermanet


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 02, 2009, 03:05:19 pm
You obtain a face of evil!

*inserts egg*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 02, 2009, 03:24:59 pm
You recieve "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo etc."

*inserts Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 02, 2009, 03:27:53 pm
You obtain ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

*inserts my lair*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 02, 2009, 03:32:14 pm
You recieve light!

*inserts token*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 02, 2009, 03:35:54 pm
You receive death for bring light into my lair!

*inserts dead Josh*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 04, 2009, 06:12:30 pm
You get live Josh!

I insert Dan!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 05, 2009, 11:58:43 am
You recieve me!

*inserts bombs*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 05, 2009, 09:17:23 pm
You receive lit bombs! That can't be put in the Machine, as they are glued to you.

I insert The Hives.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 06, 2009, 05:29:44 am
You recieve a thing.

*inserts myself with bombs*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 06, 2009, 09:20:10 am
You Blow up inside the Machine.

I insert more lit bombs.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 06, 2009, 12:28:40 pm
You recieve dead clone of me! HA! HA!

*inserts nothing*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 06, 2009, 04:49:51 pm
You get pwned for not inserting anything.


BOOOOOM

And the bombs inside of the machine blew up.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 09, 2009, 12:28:35 pm
YOU DARE NOT INSERT ANYTHING?! YOU MUST DIE!

...............Oh, wait. The machine has been destroyed! We can't insert anything else!

*replaces machine and inserts old one*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 09, 2009, 05:04:55 pm
You get pwned.

I insert Air!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 09, 2009, 05:09:24 pm
You recieve a monkey!

Inserts Twilli's monkey.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 17, 2010, 04:07:50 pm
You recieve a can! A can of whup as*! (Damn censor XP)

*inserts bagel song*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 17, 2010, 04:11:56 pm
You recieve the Big Dango Family!

I insert the power of music.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 17, 2010, 04:16:25 pm
You recieve this dot              .

*inserts MissingNo.*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 17, 2010, 04:18:31 pm
You receive a malfunctional game, because that's what MissingNo. does to you if you try to interact with it! :D

*inserts candy*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 17, 2010, 04:25:40 pm
You recieve nothing............... wait what's happening? It's raining candy! Uhh, I think that's what you recieve.

*inserts my brain*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 17, 2010, 04:39:56 pm
The vending machine rejected your brain and spat it back out at you.

*Inserts phone*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 17, 2010, 04:48:58 pm
You recieve a clone of my brain.

*inserts cookie*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 17, 2010, 04:57:26 pm
You receive an ancient computer.

*Inserts epic Tomoyo kick combo*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 18, 2010, 01:44:15 pm
You recieve the finest blows of Tomoyo's epic kick combo.

*inserts :3*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 18, 2010, 01:52:16 pm
You recieve  :)

*inserts your face*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 18, 2010, 01:58:23 pm
*vending machine steals your face* You receive negative one face.

*inserts change*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 18, 2010, 01:59:51 pm
You get a can of soda... THAT EXPLODES.

*inserts I.W.B.Y.D skull from Halo*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 18, 2010, 02:07:24 pm
You recieve my face!

*inserts a bag*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 18, 2010, 02:10:13 pm
You recieve money! ... THAT EXPLODES.

*inserts jelly*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 18, 2010, 02:10:56 pm
You receive peanut butter. And just when you needed that jelly, too.

*inserts toast*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 18, 2010, 02:25:12 pm
MY MONEY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

You recieve exploding toast!

*inserts Josh*  >:0


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 18, 2010, 02:27:48 pm
Oompf, hey! Let me out! I'm stuck! You can't recieve anything! And I can't insert anything! DAN, YOU FAIL!!! Ooo, wait, what's this? *gasp* A duck! Wait, exploding du-


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 18, 2010, 02:30:15 pm
You technically inserted the exploding duck and recieve Daniel, who is now stuck inside the vending machine with you and the exploding duck! ^_^

*Inserts exploding starfish*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 18, 2010, 02:39:43 pm
Hey! Who turned out the lights?! Uhh, what's that spikey thing? Oh no, it's an explodi... CHAOS CONTROL! *teleports out of the vending machine just before it explodes*

Hehe. You recieve Josh, who is flying towards you on fire!

*inserts new vending machine*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 18, 2010, 02:46:37 pm
Technically you didn't insert it. So you cannot recieve. Soooooo...

*inserts the diplomatic bill of rights, handsigned by William Wilburforce himself*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 18, 2010, 02:50:33 pm
You recieve a bill for OVER £9000!

*inserts money*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 18, 2010, 03:01:05 pm
You recieve... Aw crap, that wasn't the exploding money from earlier, was it? *vending machine explodes* -_-

*inserts explosion-proof vending machine*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 18, 2010, 03:13:59 pm
You recieve a necular bomb to test it against the machine!

*inserts a crumb*

*places a shield up around myself*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 19, 2010, 08:02:08 am
You recieve TOASTED crumbs. Delish.

*inserts M.O.A.B*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 12:25:03 am
You Receive: B.Y.O.B. by System of a Down.

I, however, insert Nicola!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 20, 2010, 06:58:29 am
You recieve ANGRY Nicola, ready to pummel every inch of you she can find!

*inserts Yisdu magic*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 20, 2010, 08:14:24 am
You recieve a Falcon Punch power-up! Now you can use this move!

*inserts broken peices of the 7 Super emeralds*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 11:44:44 am
You receive broke pieces of regular emeralds.

I insert Angry Nicola, cause I don't wanna die.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 20, 2010, 11:53:24 am
You recieve very angry Nicola, who is ready to destroy you.

*inserts regular emeralds*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 20, 2010, 11:55:08 am
My goodness, I didn't think I came off as violent...

But you receive a piece of paper.

I insert cheseex's soul in a jar.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 11:57:37 am
You receive emerald powder, and a donut for the jar.

I insert a dog.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 20, 2010, 12:37:14 pm
You recieve this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhd06OAngZA

*inserts gawdly gamerscore*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 12:39:05 pm
Er... You receive my nubly gamer score!
I insert a donut.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 20, 2010, 06:51:01 pm
You recieve a bagel!

*inserts nuka-cola*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 06:55:47 pm
You receive armed nuclear warhead! And your trapped in a bubble that nothing can escape from...

I insert Josh and the nuke inside bubble!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 20, 2010, 06:59:46 pm
The vending machine gets jealous and FIRES AN ARRAY OF DEVASTATING ALIEN WEAPONRY RIGHT TO YO' FACE.

*inserts fish-cake*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 07:03:05 pm
 You receive the Halo Array! The Activated Halo Array!

 *Insert the ARRAY OF DEVASTATING ALIEN WEAPONRY*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 20, 2010, 09:28:30 pm
You recieve a live firebomb grenade!

*inserts xbox 360*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 09:32:50 pm
You get a Shiny, Brand-new Xbox! But its still in parts. lol

*Inserts Firebomb*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 20, 2010, 09:36:01 pm
You recieve some funky rave techno!

*inserts swimming goggles*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 09:42:53 pm
You receive Installation 04, which is about to blow!

I insert a nuclear warhead. Armed, and ready to blow..


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 20, 2010, 09:44:03 pm
You recieve a ban warning from Jake!

*inserts bunsen burner*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on March 21, 2010, 02:29:33 pm
You recieve Morshu with a bomb!

*inserts Tails Doll*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 21, 2010, 09:09:06 pm
You receive a demotion warning from Jake!

I insert a battery.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 22, 2010, 07:20:54 am
You recieve "Can you feel the sunshine" song! ... ACID REMIX. D:

*inserts sunshine*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 11, 2010, 11:35:45 am
You recieve the 'cursed game'!

*inserts SEGA*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 11, 2010, 03:06:03 pm
You recieve the item: "Tails Doll"!

*inserts epic Vegeta song*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 11, 2010, 03:24:35 pm
You receive Kyuukei!

*inserts deck of cards*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 11, 2010, 03:34:57 pm
You recieve BIKER MICE FROM MARS.

*inserts dice*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 11, 2010, 05:31:25 pm
You recieve a cookie, a cookie unlike other cookies.

*inserts darkness*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 12, 2010, 09:07:04 pm
You recieve absolute unoriginality.

*inserts cheeseburger*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 05:50:42 am
You recieve a hamburger!

*inserts DSi*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 06:24:38 am
You recieve 3DS!

*inserts 2DS*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 06:29:52 am
You recieve a Game Boy!

*inserts bag of stuff*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 06:30:54 am
You recieve MAH BOI.

*inserts catchy jingle*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 06:47:17 am
You recieve a death jingle!

*inserts MAH BOI*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 06:55:12 am
You recieve retarded Link!

*inserts burning pit*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 07:07:53 am
You recieve Ganon!

*inserts a face*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 07:11:08 am
You recive caek.

*inserts omnibus*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 07:28:27 am
You recieve  http://i360.photobucket.com/al

*inserts this*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 07:30:13 am
You recieve Rawrest Forest! Try making your way outta THAT one! XP

*inserts RPG*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 07:42:30 am
You recieve #Super Mario-o RPG!#

*inserts bombs*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 09:35:02 am
You recieve something!

*inserts method of payment*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 09:37:28 am
You recieve a check book!

*inserts Team Shade*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 09:39:20 am
You recieve SHOOP DA WOOP! *blarghhhhhhhh!*

*inserts yo momma*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 09:41:11 am
You recieve Mama Luigi!

*inserts Stone Luigi*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 09:52:07 am
You recieve ghey luigi!

*inserts emo luigi*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 09:54:28 am
You recieve Spaghetti Luigi!

*inserts Bagel Luigi*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 09:57:54 am
You recieve WEEGEE. O_o

*inserts "the" doll*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 10:04:22 am
*spits out "the" doll*
You recieve "the" doll!

*inserts "the" doll*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 10:16:16 am
You recieve AGHOTWQXZMOJRWFIGVT!

*inserts PINGAS*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 10:46:19 am
You recieve "SnooPING AS usual, I see."

*inserts hapPINESS*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 10:49:00 am
You recieve a truck full of boiling lava!

*inserts magic balloon*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2010, 10:57:46 am
You recieve fireballs!

*inserts Yoshi egg*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2010, 11:06:49 am
You recieve 8)

*inserts O8)*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 16, 2010, 05:15:52 pm
You recieve  [*:]

*inserts  :P*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 16, 2010, 06:07:05 pm
You recieve http://www.youtube.com/user/deadly920#p/f/3/YRuII-_mSw0.

*inserts YO FACE*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on May 16, 2010, 05:09:12 pm
You recieve this quote: "Yum! Tastes like YOUR FACE!"

*inserts music*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 16, 2010, 10:26:59 pm
 You receive a dead person.

 I insert a TV.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 17, 2010, 03:17:29 am
You recieved the Bombs! *Doo-Doo-Doo-Doooo~♪*

*inserts Legend of Zelda quote*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 17, 2010, 09:47:36 am
 You receive my TV.

 I insert RANDOM.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on May 18, 2010, 12:21:39 pm
You recieve random in a can! TRY SOME!

*inserts random in a bottle*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 18, 2010, 01:23:08 pm
You recieve a can of soda! Wait, Soda? Vending Machine?! This has to be the craziest by far!

*inserts token*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 18, 2010, 04:50:53 pm
 Press A to Receive Aged Air.

 I insert the color green.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 19, 2010, 09:39:51 am
*pushes B!*

Inserts Gmod fund!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 19, 2010, 09:44:15 am
You receive a budget cut. HAH.

I insert MONEY.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on May 19, 2010, 11:23:47 am
You recieve an Eddsworld quote: "It burns! I didn't know money could burn!"

*inserts Eddsworld*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 19, 2010, 11:33:15 am
You recieve one random fat guy!

*inserts pure corruption*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on May 19, 2010, 11:40:29 am
You recieve Jake!  ;D

*inserts rope*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 19, 2010, 04:09:38 pm
You recieve Tangela - everybodys ultimate, #1 fave pokemon!

*inserts moar rope*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on May 19, 2010, 04:12:41 pm
You recieve Tangrowth!

*inserts even more rope*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 19, 2010, 04:38:32 pm
You recieve ERRORR *blasts Dan*

*inserts jump rope*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 19, 2010, 05:01:30 pm
 Your eyes shoot lasers every month, for a full minute. Use wisely.

 I insert Jake! And then I do this! *RUN*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 20, 2010, 07:31:21 am
ZOMG THE MACHINE EXPL-- *boom*

*inserts candy*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 20, 2010, 10:05:16 am
 You receive apples. Fact: Apples are more likely to wake you up in the morning than coffee.

 I insert a Nuke.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 20, 2010, 11:49:03 am
You recieve a non-exploded machine. Odd?

*inserts mo-- BOOM*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 20, 2010, 04:48:22 pm
You receive an Xbox controller.

I insert a half-dead Joanne.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 21, 2010, 03:11:48 am
You recieve revived Joanne!
M. Bison: Yessss! Yesssssssss!

*inserts M. Bison*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 21, 2010, 09:49:48 am
 You receive an I.O.U.... In Spanish.

 I insert the World!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 21, 2010, 11:24:41 am
You recieve warmth! GLOBAL WARMING! GAH!!!

*inserts kool-aid*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on May 21, 2010, 11:27:16 am
You recieve the Kool-aid man! RUN!

*inserts myself*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 21, 2010, 11:30:35 am
Joanne: Dammit Dan, why do you get to hide in the machine?
Danielle: Ha! I'm too epic to run! Even though I'm a million times faster than you!
Kool-aid Man: I'm coming for youuuuuu~!
Joanne: O.o Holy crap! Bail!!! *runs away*

Doesn't have time to insert anything.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 21, 2010, 04:54:08 pm
The machine's inside lights on fire, and Dan comes out as a cloud of soot.

I insert Water!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on May 21, 2010, 09:51:02 pm
You get a large black Turtle who is rather angry at somehow appearing in the Vending Machine.

I insert a double negative.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 21, 2010, 09:58:03 pm
 You receive a double positive! *GAPS*

 I insert the above spelling error^^!!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 10, 2010, 12:36:35 pm
You get some really angry writers!

*inserts politics*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on August 10, 2010, 01:06:12 pm
You get a crappy president!

(Yeah. That's right American members. I hate the president.)

*inserts banhammer*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 10, 2010, 01:28:53 pm
You recieve some item of Halo memorobillia!

*inserts Sonic Adventure 2 - Knuckles Rap*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 10, 2010, 01:31:06 pm
You recieve the even better Sonic Adventure 1 - Knuckles Theme!

*inserts Sonic Rap*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 10, 2010, 01:37:52 pm
You recieve generic dot!

*inserts .*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 10, 2010, 01:41:17 pm
You recieve a generic dot army!

*inserts :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 10, 2010, 01:56:53 pm
You recieve TIME PARADOX.

*inserts ASDF--*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 10, 2010, 02:39:59 pm
 --Stay Safe." You receive the ending of a saying.


I insert Pie.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on August 11, 2010, 06:01:21 am
You get 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328206647093844609550582231 72535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664 8213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364 3678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919 5309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793 8183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702 7705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713 4275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892 3542019956112129021960864 03441815981362977477130996051870721134999999 8372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685 0352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534 9042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192 7876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301 9520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506 9595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040092770167113 9009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255 3797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770289891521047521620 5696602405803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992 2796782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494 5885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198 8183479775356636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380008164706 0016145249192173217214772350141441973568548161361157352552133475741849 4684385233239073941433345477624168625189835694855620992192221842725502 5425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608578438382796797668145410 0953883786360950680064225125205117392984896084128488626945604241965285 0222106611863067442786220391949450471237137869609563643719172874677646 5757396241389086583264599581339047802759009946576407895126946839835259 5709825822620522489407726719478268482601476990902640136394437455305068 2034962524517493996514314298091906592509372216964615157098583874105978 8595977297549893016175392846813826868386894277415599185592524595395943 1049972524680845987273644695848653836736222626099124608051243884390451 2441365497627807977156914359977001296160894416948685558484063534220722 2582848864815845602850601684273945226746767889525213852254995466672782 3986456596116354886230577456498035593634568174324112515076069479451096 5960940252288797108931456691368672287489405601015033086179286809208747 6091782493858900971490967598526136554978189312978482168299894872265880 4857564014270477555132379641451523746234364542858444795265867821051141 3547357395231134271661021359695362314429524849371871101457654035902799 3440374200731057853906219838744780847848968332144571386875194350643021 8453191048481005370614680674919278191197939952061419663428754440643745 1237181921799983910159195618146751426912397489409071864942319619839101 5919561814675142691239748940907186494231961567945208095146550225231603 8819301420937621378559566389377870830390697920773467221825625996615014 2150306803844773454920260541466592520149744285073251866600213243408819 0710486331734649651453905796268561005508106658796998163574736384052571459102897064140110971206280439 039759515677157700420337869936 007230558763176359421873125147 120532928191826186125867321579 198414848829164470609575270695 722091756711672291098169091528 017350671274858322287183520935 396572512108357915136988209144 421006751033467110314126711136 990865851639831501970165151168 517143765761835155650884909989 859982387345528331635507647918 535893226185489632132933089857 064204675259070915481416549859 4616371802709819943099244889575712828905923233260972997120844335732654 8938239119325974636673058360414281388303203824903758985243744170291327 6561809377344403070746921120191302033038019762110110044929321516084244 4859637669838952286847831235526582131449576857262433441893039686426243 4107732269780280731891544110104468232527162010526522721116603966655730 9254711055785376346682065310989652691862056476931257058635662018558100 7293606598764861179104533488503461136576867532494416680396265797877185 5608455296541266540853061434443185867697514566140680070023787765913440 1712749470420562230538994561314071127000407854733269939081454664645880 7972708266830634328587856983052358089330657574067954571637752542021149 5576158140025012622859413021647155097925923099079654737612551765675135 7517829666454779174501129961489030463994713296210734043751895735961458 901938971311179042978285647503203 etc etc etc

I insert Shakespeare's Sonnet 146



Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 11, 2010, 09:23:13 am
You recieve a stab to the heart!

*inserts starbucks cafe*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 11, 2010, 03:03:18 pm
(Oh god Aura, you BETTER of copypasta'd that.)

You receive Tim Horten's coffee.

I insert a beer.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 11, 2010, 03:37:21 pm
You recieve a blue cat. Meow~

*inserts girder*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on August 13, 2010, 06:53:24 am
(Don't worry. I don't have the patience to type all that out, let alone the brain capacity to remember it all XD)

You get a grinder

*kicks Vending Machine*

Technically, I'm inserting my foot


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 13, 2010, 07:00:44 am
You recieve a hermit crab!

*inserts EGGMAN*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 13, 2010, 07:02:53 am
You recieve the song E.G.G.M.A.N

*inserts random theme song*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 13, 2010, 07:06:59 am
You recieve a Chocobo!

*inserts FFVII battle theme*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Aura on August 13, 2010, 07:13:30 am
You get 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pages of musical notation to memorise.

I insert the song Freak by Silverchair


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 13, 2010, 07:37:45 am
You recieve noteworthy mention!

*inserts praise*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 13, 2010, 08:16:50 am
You receive some flying knives from the mac- Oh, ouch. You okay? *Starts stitching Dan's hand back on*

I insert Dan's other hand.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 13, 2010, 03:27:08 pm
You recieve peanut-flavoured earthworms with handle-bar maustaches.

*inserts criminally insane jelly*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on August 13, 2010, 03:59:58 pm
You get a weapon in my comic! (heh..heh)

*inserts Twilli*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 13, 2010, 04:51:07 pm
You receive a banhammer to the face, and also my hand fingering you.
t(-.-)t

I insert a-- *Bat, smash, banhammer banhammer* --now mortally wounded Jake.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 13, 2010, 05:17:42 pm
..... Oh god, is it my sick mind is is the phrase "my hand fingering you" morally wrong? You recieve this lecture!

*inserts opium*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 17, 2010, 06:55:45 pm
You recieve stuff!

*inserts binary code*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 18, 2010, 09:49:25 am
You recieve 010011010100101001010101101010101010010111101010001010001~

*inserts Binary Dictionary*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 18, 2010, 11:34:58 am
You recieve these conversions of number to binary: 0=0 1=1 2=10 3=11 4=100 and so forth!

*inserts Halo Reach*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 18, 2010, 03:35:17 pm
GASPETH!~ *attacks the machine and the contents spill out, grabs the disc and runs off into the distance laughing maniacally*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 18, 2010, 04:03:53 pm
Uhh, okay. *inserts another copy of Halo Reach*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Claw on September 24, 2010, 04:30:36 pm
holy quackamoly!!! *smashes the machine open and steals the halo Reach disc* the preciousssss~ *runs off*

*inserts a duck*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 24, 2010, 04:45:18 pm
...............

You recieve another duck!

*inserts yet another copy of Halo Reach*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 24, 2010, 05:42:45 pm
OMGZORS REACH! *steals copy* Muahahaha~


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 24, 2010, 05:47:06 pm
Oh come on! I don't have many copys left!

*inserts ANOTHER copy of Halo Reach*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Claw on September 24, 2010, 06:31:40 pm
steals the halo reACH DISC* yayzorsorz  i can has REACH!!!!?

inserts dinner


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 27, 2010, 08:21:48 pm
You receive your own Reach Disk. Snapped in half. By me.

I insert Claw.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Claw on September 28, 2010, 02:25:30 pm
you receive an angry squirrel


inserts a bluenana


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2010, 01:44:24 pm
You recieve one of those disturbingly angled chocolate-coated 'nanas!

*inserts aforementioned item*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on October 17, 2010, 08:51:11 am
You get a hungry Sabertooth tiger who hasn't eating in 3 years.

I insert a Shonen Jump magazine.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 17, 2010, 05:59:28 pm
You recieve Shoujo! Yayyy!~

*inserts Pocky*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 17, 2010, 05:59:29 pm
You recieve Shoujo! Yayyy!~

*inserts Pocky*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Claw on October 17, 2010, 06:30:03 pm
you receive a note saying " spammer!!! "

           *inserts  joshe's face!!*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 17, 2010, 06:52:01 pm
You receive a note that says "Grammar Fail!!!"; subsequently summoning forth an army of Grammar Nazi's to dictate you into top grammatical shape. Erm, quite.

*inserts elongated pole (Powerpole, extend!)*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Lord Balthazaur on January 03, 2011, 09:15:47 am
You recieve a note about Claw stealing Balthie's Bluenana :<

*Puts in a purple agressive cheesy monkey faec*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 14, 2011, 05:27:11 am
You recieve a revived topic!

*inserts topic*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 14, 2011, 11:19:39 am
. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dmnj9IfybI&feature=player_embedded)
You receive a Mayhem Song.


*Inserts bad music taste* *cough,country,cough*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jake on July 14, 2011, 11:36:29 am
You get country singer Hank Williams JR.!
(http://www.morninpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/hankjr2005w300h375.jpg)

*inserts Superman*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 14, 2011, 12:32:11 pm
You receive the mangled corpse of Hank Williams JR!

I insert an angry bear.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on July 14, 2011, 03:04:46 pm
The vending machine re-gifts your bear.

You receive an angry bear!

I insert Twili... AND his angry bear. To keep each other company.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 14, 2011, 06:25:39 pm
You receive an Angry Twilli. Who has acquired a bear's head on a stick. Who is now to going kill you.

*Inserts Quinn, and an otherworldly demon, and another angry for spelling my name wrong*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 15, 2011, 04:42:52 am
You recieve another angry!

*inserts penny from 1964*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 15, 2011, 07:54:00 am
You recieve a modern day penny!

*inserts the penny*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on July 15, 2011, 09:36:20 am
I emerge from the machine victorious, and present to you the demon and "angry" that were imprisoned with me.

You receive an otherworldly demon and an angry. Whatever that is.

I insert all of the L's that I've ever stolen from Twili's - oops, Twilli's - name.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 15, 2011, 10:23:39 am
You get nothing, because I take my L back.

I insert Dan's FAEC.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on July 15, 2011, 06:25:30 pm
You receive a spelling bee. It's VERY angry with you.

I insert an ice-cream cone. Without the ice-cream.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 16, 2011, 08:14:50 pm
You get icecream. However, it's melted and covered in dirt.

I insert blank.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on July 17, 2011, 12:01:49 pm
You receive a...

(http://toomuchgaming.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/falcon_punch_by_lobostylez.jpg)

I insert a pillowcase.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 17, 2011, 12:27:08 pm
You recieve this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp5dfwEsvto&feature=related

*inserts randomness*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 18, 2011, 10:09:26 am
You recieve a stern note, mentioning that the use of the word 'random' is against the law in twenty-eight different countries.

*inserts a toupee*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 19, 2011, 05:00:03 pm
You receive a creepypasta. (http://pastebin.com/f71e6728f) It seems extremely relevant to the site.

I insert the original tone..


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rainii on November 07, 2011, 01:30:09 pm
You recieve a broken MP3 player that plays nothing but polka.

*inserts a dollar coin*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 07, 2011, 01:40:28 pm
You receive a dollar coin.

Huh.

I insert this entire forum.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 07, 2011, 01:47:45 pm
You recieve the Green Sun.

*inserts cheesecake*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 07, 2011, 05:21:13 pm
(*recalls his memory of this game, which is probably wrong but, derpeherpertz*)

*you receive a primed TNT jack-in-the-box*

*inserts the W key*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 07, 2011, 05:55:55 pm
You get an M key.

I insert some Tiramisu.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 07, 2011, 06:19:55 pm
You recieve my fist in your face.

*inserts chocolate*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 07, 2011, 09:19:24 pm
You receive...

Nothing.

I took the chocolate and ran.

:P

I insert my talkative friends.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 07, 2011, 11:35:17 pm
You get a Flourite Octet. However, it's missing one die. So, now it's only a Flourite Septet.

I insert the die I stole from Qui-- I mean, found in my hand. Randomly. Yea, you buy that, I mean, uh....


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 08, 2011, 07:55:20 am
You recieve a primed TNT block. Hehehe...

*inserts a time paradox*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 08, 2011, 09:33:25 am
you receive a Claw action figure! with nine-thousand sayings "What the hell who would even..."

I insert a vending machine :3


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 08, 2011, 10:03:22 am
You get a game.

I insert Dan. And the TNT block.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 08, 2011, 10:17:49 am
You receive the smoldering remains of everything that was previously inserted into the vending machine. You also receive a completely-unharmed Dan.

I insert the flourite octet septet.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 08, 2011, 10:21:41 am
I kick the Dan, and you receive Vriska's Vision Eightfold Glasses.

I insert some snow. Since I have plenty. Actually, I insert some more.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 08, 2011, 10:24:21 am
(Yay! I didn't get harmed! Well apart from the kick anyway...)

*snowballs come flying out of the machine* I guess those were for you.

*inserts said snowballs*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 08, 2011, 12:06:09 pm
You recieve soda. OHMYGODWHATISTHISIDONTEVEN

*inserts crab*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 08, 2011, 01:36:29 pm
((Soda? In a vending machine?! That's just messed up.))

You receive a jar of ashes labeled "Michael Jackson".

You may want to put that back.

I insert one of Nicola's clones.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 08, 2011, 03:46:51 pm
You Receive Vamprism!

I insert my face. nuff said.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 08, 2011, 04:24:17 pm
You recieve Skyrim.

*inserts fluff*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 08, 2011, 04:40:35 pm
You recieve dust!

*inserts generic dot*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 08, 2011, 04:45:26 pm
You receive a generic dot traveling at the speed of light at your face!

I insert the insert button :3


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 08, 2011, 05:53:24 pm
You create a paradox. Of course, because this cannot happen, the second you go to take the Insert button, you die of a heart attack.

I insert the dead claw.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 09, 2011, 02:18:58 am
You recieve the unexpected.

*inserts H.P Lovecraft*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 09, 2011, 10:04:33 am
You receive a M$ points card! However, you don't have any coins.

I insert Josh's coins.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 09, 2011, 11:57:13 am
You recieve some sopor slime.

*inserts opium*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 09, 2011, 11:59:18 am
You recieve poison! On your face!

*inserts nothing*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 09, 2011, 12:58:34 pm
You get a refund!

*inserts the Fonz*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 09, 2011, 12:59:49 pm
you get planet X travelling toward's earth.

I insert an S.O.S message. of course it comes out of the vending machine XD


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 09, 2011, 01:01:15 pm
You recieve Aids. Don't worry, we're all going to die soon enough. Oh wait.

*inserts Planet X*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 09, 2011, 01:07:06 pm
You receive a chunk of dark energy.

I insert the barrel of a 42. magnum and pull the trigger.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 09, 2011, 02:44:42 pm
You recieve a PBJ sandwich.

*inserts doily*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 09, 2011, 04:38:12 pm
You receive a Pokeball!

...Well, a Dive Ball, so it can't really be used around here. Oh well.

I take Claw's sammich and insert it into the machine.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 09, 2011, 05:07:21 pm
You get SQAIDS!

I insert my coupon for one free sammich.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 09, 2011, 05:54:36 pm
You get some dust.

*Walks up to machine, and gets sammich* Oh! Lovely.

I insert the Beat Mesa.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 10, 2011, 05:08:33 am
You get buried in sammiches.

Knuckle sammiches.

I insert a bottle of champagne.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 10, 2011, 09:01:33 am
You receive 20 BUCKETS of red wine.

I insert this post :3


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 10, 2011, 09:53:39 am
You go along with it. Quinn gets the satisfaction of you having some sort of grammar.

I insert a period.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 10, 2011, 11:42:48 am
You get this reply!

I insert skyrim.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 10, 2011, 01:33:35 pm
The skyrim is inert.

*clicks refund, steals Skyrim, inserts Oblivion, then runs off to play Skyrim*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 10, 2011, 02:07:35 pm
You recieve a broked Oblivion disk.

*steals Skyrim, breaks it and inserts both broken disks*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 10, 2011, 02:30:41 pm
you receive a note saying "quit it, your giving me a headache!"

I simply insert a dog.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 10, 2011, 03:31:40 pm
You recieve an angry mention from the RSPCA.

*inserts Daniel's rage*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 10, 2011, 04:28:14 pm
you receive a chunk of metal in you head and 99% percent of your body, not to mention the 3rd degree burns.

I insert a new vending machine into the empty space.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 10, 2011, 04:30:10 pm
You receive a boot to the head.

I write a note and feed it to the machine. ("What in all nine hells am I supposed to do with twenty buckets of wine?!")


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 10, 2011, 04:35:24 pm
you receive a note stating "what do you think?"

I insert my headache.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 10, 2011, 05:46:20 pm
Your recieve a bigger headache.

*inserts a paper bag*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 10, 2011, 06:50:12 pm
You receive 500 dollars! However, it's Canadian. And it will cost a lot to get it into pounds. Like, about 200 Canadian Dollars.

I insert a lock of Dan's hair.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 10, 2011, 08:13:23 pm
You recieve a lock of my hair. 8y

8y
8y
8y
8y
8y

*inserts infinitely growing Hella Jeff emoticons*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 10, 2011, 08:53:58 pm
You receive infinitely growing Gamzee emoticons.

:o)
:o)
:o)
:o)
:o)

I insert a cheesy Mr. Lube commercial.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 11, 2011, 08:38:39 am
you receive billy may's pattented, SHAMWOW!

I insert 20p


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 11, 2011, 12:26:57 pm
You recieve a pap on the head for actually putting in something smart. Unfortunately for you this machine doesn't accept 20p coins.

*inserts this (http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa478/Deadly920/Durp-Hurp.gif)*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 11, 2011, 12:51:44 pm
You recieve a painful death! By me!

*inserts Josh's mangled, burned, bloody corpse*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 11, 2011, 02:06:50 pm
You receive a live Osh.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 11, 2011, 02:51:58 pm
*inserts bucket because Twilli didn't apparantly want to part with his money*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 11, 2011, 03:18:23 pm
It's my money! Mine! Mine own!

You receive some of your hair.

I insert a nickel. On a string. Tied to my finger.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 11, 2011, 03:24:34 pm
*you get pulled through the machine and comes out of the dispencer*

Uhh, you recieve yourself?

*inserts a Jammie Dodger*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 11, 2011, 11:01:30 pm
Twilli has obtained Twilli! Wait, what?

Anyway, you receive an Elixer of Immortality. Bottled Life.

I insert a guitar.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 12, 2011, 06:24:20 am
you receive a violin :D

I insert myself.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 12, 2011, 06:41:31 am
You recieve yourself!

*inserts [REDACTED]*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 12, 2011, 07:01:48 am
you get [REDACTED]

I insert a pony and a container filled with puppies.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 12, 2011, 08:49:23 am
You recieve an... empty container...

*inserts satsuma*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 12, 2011, 12:48:32 pm
You receive a lock of hair from someone on PJOR. Whose it is, though, is a mystery.

I insert a container of wasabi.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 12, 2011, 01:08:05 pm
You receive some sushi. But, no wasabi.

I insert Andrew Hussie.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 12, 2011, 03:38:22 pm
You recieve an internets.

*inserts cat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 12, 2011, 04:39:47 pm
You get a lolcat.

I insert the internets.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 13, 2011, 08:50:07 am
You recieve a parcel.

*inserts C4*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 13, 2011, 07:20:31 pm
Chuck Norris jumps out of the machine, and you receive a roundhouse kick to the face. And now you're now on the moon.

I insert the entire moon, complete with Josh.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 13, 2011, 07:55:47 pm
You get the Derse moon. With my dream self on it.

I insert an edit.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 14, 2011, 12:48:33 pm
You recieve Claw.

*cannot insert anything because is on the moon*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 14, 2011, 02:05:59 pm
I kill my Derse dream self on her Quest Bed, thereby getting the tiger. Then I insert the rest of Derse.

Josh, you receive Twilli's dream self as company.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 14, 2011, 03:41:56 pm
You receive all five of Twilli's magical twirly star's! *acheivment-> Twilli-Rend!*

I insert the universe and beyond.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 14, 2011, 04:02:28 pm
You recieve two universes and beyonds.

*inserts Frog*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 14, 2011, 04:17:15 pm
you receive the dark brotherhood... the frog version!

I insert a nuke in a can.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 14, 2011, 04:21:22 pm
You receive infinity and beyond.

I insert Duke Nukem in a can.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 15, 2011, 04:45:36 pm
You recieve porphyric hemophilia.

*inserts cure for vampirism*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 15, 2011, 04:52:42 pm
You receive a not saying that phpyhdifhific hemphylidoejfdia is a real disease! and there is no cure.

I insert my toast.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 15, 2011, 06:45:03 pm
You receive a note from Wikipedia asking you to do your dang research (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porphyric_hemophilia).

I insert strawberry jam to go with the toast.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 15, 2011, 06:58:15 pm
You recieve strawberry toast on jam.

*inserts credit to team*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 15, 2011, 11:14:29 pm
You get no credit.

*Inserts some blue blood*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 16, 2011, 08:13:12 am
You get a sandvich

*inserts a note to wikipedia asking if that disease is real.*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 16, 2011, 10:05:20 am
You get a note saying YOU don't exist.

I insert orange juice.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 16, 2011, 01:49:25 pm
You recieve a pair of quotation marks.

*inserts ye faithful clogs*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 16, 2011, 02:38:20 pm
You receive kumlcyo ivrdeyvmyo oayo.

I insert cookies, chips and spam - the ingredients of the Internet.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 16, 2011, 05:15:43 pm
(All I got from that on the most basic level was sgolc lufhtiaf yye, if that was some Pig-Latin Al Bhed code x.x)

You recieve sharing, kindness, and easy feats.

*inserts Apple Blossom*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 16, 2011, 08:39:06 pm
You receive a note on Apple Blossom stationary. It reads, "You have an extra 'y'. After you get rid of that, there's only one reaaaaaaaaaaally obvious step."

I insert Al Bhed. ALL OF IT.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 16, 2011, 10:33:34 pm
Vriska pops out of the machine, steals all your luck (ALL OF IT!), and absconds.

I insert Quinn's hairband that randomly appeared, then caught on fire.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 08:00:16 am
You recieve some oven mitts. Damn that would have made picking up flaming objects easier.

*inserts nordic dragon word of power*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 17, 2011, 09:49:57 am
You receive nothing you would expect me to be thinking of at this currrent time... A PET WEREWOLF DRAGOnslayer which can control time. HAve FuN

I insert alwin's tooth.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 09:50:58 am
You recieve a dumb homo TOOL!!1

*inserts sn0p*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 17, 2011, 10:23:53 am
You receive Sweet Bro.

I insert some updates!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 17, 2011, 10:39:42 am
You receive Cboi's note that say's- "gone fishing"

I insert a dragon soul.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 17, 2011, 11:26:04 am
You recieve this face: >_>

*inserts a punch in the face*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 02:25:32 pm
You recieve many people mentioning how hipster you are on account of your uncouth behaviour. Perhaps the very term is only bought up as a way to punish people like you back. HINT. HINT.

*inserts batman utility belt*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 17, 2011, 02:26:09 pm
You receiveOHGODWHAT.

No, no, you didn't receive "OHGODWHAT". You were simply interrupted by the Crush A Wish thread invading the machine!

Now let me try that again.

You receive a magic lamp. Better think twice about using it.

I insert a stale bagel.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 02:30:44 pm
> Thinks twice about using lamp.
> Accidentally becomes Sollux.

amaziing, woooow, thank2.

ii wii2h that 2tupiid thread never exii2ted

and you al2o reciieve thii2 french toa2t or 2omethiing

*iin2ert2 diiplomatiic iimuniity*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 17, 2011, 04:02:00 pm
you receive about 30 invitations from your coffee mug to a "clean your mug or it will not stop tasting of mould, party"

I insert a joker card.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 06:15:12 pm
You recieve Jack Noir.

*inserts Hussie*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 17, 2011, 07:43:17 pm
You receive Bec Noir. CLEAR THE WORL-

I insert a piece of destroyed Prospit.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 08:40:31 pm
You recieve a nucleur winter.

*inserts winter wrap-up*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 17, 2011, 08:45:01 pm
Fluttershy pops out of the machine, then trots off shyly.

I insert a 7.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 18, 2011, 10:15:28 am
you receive an 8

I insert a bullet, using a pistol.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 18, 2011, 10:20:40 am
A few seconds pass, and it comes right back at'cha.

I insert a phone.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 23, 2011, 02:09:10 pm
You recieve a toy phone with candy inside.

*inserts pringles*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 23, 2011, 02:41:26 pm
You recieve nothing. That's right, the machine ate your pringles.

*inserts Dan's other pringles*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 23, 2011, 11:29:35 pm
You receive a Pringles can. Empty, of course.

I insert Dan's FACE.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 24, 2011, 08:54:41 am
You receive a facehugger from Alien. You attach it to where Dan's face once was. Perfect!

I insert an empty wallet.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 24, 2011, 10:12:21 am
You receive a wallet with five dollars in it. Sand dollars, that is.

I insert an's D.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 25, 2011, 04:10:00 am
You recieve a Final Spark to the face.

(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/096/9/7/Final_Spark_poster_by_Syrox_495.jpg)

*inserts chocolate*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 25, 2011, 08:44:23 am
Since you keep yammering about chocolate, you get something that isn't chocolate.

Specifically, a boot to the head.

I insert Dan's demotivational poster.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 25, 2011, 09:10:57 am
you get a pair of penguins who are carrying machine guns and wearing army helmets. Note- heres the first 2 penguins of that penguin army you ordered :3 Claw~

I insert pure applejuice.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 25, 2011, 10:31:53 am
You recieve:

(http://www.blogcdn.com/news.bigdownload.com/media/2008/10/pure_top.jpg)

*inserts money*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 25, 2011, 11:27:22 am
Billions of doubloons spill out of the machine! You're rich!

...No, wait. They're chocolate coins. EVEN BETTER!

I insert a stopwatch.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 25, 2011, 04:57:43 pm
You recieve powers of time, to compensate for the chocolate coins Joshua earlier recieved.

*inserts Buddha*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 25, 2011, 06:00:14 pm
You receive hard evidence that god exists Dan is a hipster. But we knew that already.

I insert some air.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 25, 2011, 07:15:16 pm
You recieve a liquidized monstrosity.

*inserts boondollar*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 26, 2011, 09:12:49 am
You receive one (1) unit of generic building grist.

I insert the powers of time, as time-paradoxes have always confused me and I'll probably destroy the universe if I attempt to use them.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 27, 2011, 09:45:52 am
You recieve Doc Scratch!

Also, the hell is this for? *inserts generic building grist*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 28, 2011, 05:26:15 am
You receive one (1) perfectly generic object.

Scratch is funny, but still... creepy. I reacquaint him with the slot of the vending machine. Forcefully.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 28, 2011, 07:27:34 am
You recieve a piece of paper.

*inserts laptop*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 28, 2011, 11:30:15 am
You recieve a LAPTOP! Oh no.

*inserts SORD*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on November 30, 2011, 11:22:01 am
you get a sword.

I insert singing pipes.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on November 30, 2011, 08:28:42 pm
You receive screaming pipes.

I insert the "Escape" button on my keyboard; it doesn't do anything anyway.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 30, 2011, 08:31:27 pm
You receive an update screen rendering your mouse useless!

Press ESC or Click to Continue.

Oh the irony!

I insert a highlighter.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 01, 2011, 01:04:48 pm
You get my reaction (http://www.myfacewhen.com/17/) to Quinn quoting something really awesome without being aware of it, or the fact that she watches Criken play Metro 2033 and the Quest for Cabbage. Which I actually quoted a lot at school today. .-.

*inserts spondulick*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on December 01, 2011, 02:22:21 pm
You receive disappointment, not only because Quinn wasn't aware of this quotation, but because the vending machine doesn't give you anything.

I insert Prescratch Earth.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 01, 2011, 02:35:38 pm
You recieve a Oreo.

*inserts PS*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 01, 2011, 02:37:43 pm
Your recieve a PS1

*inserts said PS1*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 01, 2011, 06:54:32 pm
You receive a PS2!

Which, of course, I take and give to Josh.

I then insert Josh.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 02, 2011, 01:57:20 pm
You get the PS2 back. But no Josh.

*inserts OH WAIT*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on December 02, 2011, 05:02:51 pm
You receive O RLY.

I insert all of these little oragami mouth-things that I made in class.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 02, 2011, 06:34:57 pm
The machine is kind of cramped at the minute, can't you work on getting me out?

*can't really insert much but the contents of his pockets, which happens to be five pennies, a wad of gum, some wrappers and paper and a line of text for the insert line exceeding the recieve line*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 02, 2011, 06:55:17 pm
You receive Twilli. But since you're currently inside of the vending machine, the previously mentioned contents of your pockets come out the slot. Twilli is then sucked inside of the Vending Machine. It's getting awfully cramped in there, isn't it?

I insert the power of friendship.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 02, 2011, 06:58:57 pm
You recieve Maplehoof.

*inserts... oh gog why*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 02, 2011, 08:26:14 pm
I appear out of the machine, and insert the PS2. Which is what you receive.

I don't know if I should insert something, so I'm just gonna play it safe.

I insert a stop sign.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 02, 2011, 08:40:35 pm
You receive yourself from five seconds ago. Before you have enough time to react properly, five seconds pass and the you from five seconds ago becomes the you now.

I insert a safety pin.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 05, 2011, 10:20:22 am
You recieve a non-safety pin.

*inserts my brother*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on December 05, 2011, 02:41:47 pm
You receive Josh, who somehow got entangled in the wires of his PS2. How he'll be able to use the machine now is a mystery.

Being the over-protective friend I am, I take Nicola's non-safety pin (pricking myself and cursing) and insert it into the machine.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 06, 2011, 01:30:55 pm
you receive a rusty nail, congratulations :D

I insert a vending machine that vends vending machine which.... Y'know what? Ima insert a penny


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 07, 2011, 08:54:37 pm
You get a five dollar bill. Split in half.

I insert depression.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on December 08, 2011, 05:22:07 am
Your depression is too great for the machine to handle. You receive a broken vending machine.

But I insert a lace doily anyway.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 08, 2011, 10:08:38 am
you receive the gift of generosity. Oh and a shredded doily

I insert this worthless American money.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 08, 2011, 03:52:43 pm
You receive a thank-you note for inserting your one million dollars to repair the vending machine. You look up, confused, to discover that the vending machine is now good as new.

I insert the 'Crush a wish' thread.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 08, 2011, 04:33:27 pm
Granted. However somethings wro-- OH GOD DAMNIT.

I insert a wish.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on December 08, 2011, 06:47:52 pm
You receive a Christmas ornament.

I insert a blacklight.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 08, 2011, 07:30:41 pm
You recieve a chinese new year.

*inserts candle wax*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 09, 2011, 02:17:03 am
You get a live chinese firework, aww look its all red and green.

I insert Josh's tombstone whilst wondereing how a few sticks of TnT and a nuke couldnt blow up a vending machine but somthing that is hardly destructive did.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 09, 2011, 10:43:53 am
You get a note saying: 'Depression is a powerful thing. Fuckass.'

I insert claw while he isn't looking.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 09, 2011, 11:07:04 am
You recieve his eyeballs. Now he's never going to look again.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

*inserts vast glub*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on December 09, 2011, 05:44:04 pm
You receive an eyeless Claw.

GAH!

I insert floral drapes.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 09, 2011, 05:53:02 pm
You get matching floral windows. Too bad, looks like the curtains that would have matched these are inside the vending machine...

Ah well. You never really liked floral print anyway.

I insert a time paradox.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 09, 2011, 06:16:42 pm
You recieve an angry Honeybee Proffesor.

*inserts g6*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 10, 2011, 08:33:30 am
you receive h7 :|

I try to insert my coupon for some new robotic eyes (with lasers)


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on December 10, 2011, 03:07:16 pm
G6 and H7? You receive a sunken Battleship!

...Wow, that was lame.

I insert refrigerator magnets.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 10, 2011, 04:05:31 pm
You recieve nova gas.

*inserts BLUH*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 10, 2011, 05:14:32 pm
*the vending machine pukes all over you*

*inserts puke*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 10, 2011, 05:21:03 pm
You receive a fist to the face... and more puke!

I insert Dan's mangled face.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 10, 2011, 05:27:02 pm
You recieve Dan's mangled face, a fist to it, and even more puke!

*inserts Claw's Faygo*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on December 10, 2011, 05:50:37 pm
You receive a magical solution that will clean the now-messy thread... before it crumbles into dust.

I force Claw to snort the magic dust, then insert him into the vending machine.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 11, 2011, 05:57:28 am
you receive a magical vending machine called Claw.

I insert some nice candy, mmm candy.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 11, 2011, 06:20:57 am
You get money. Waaait, that's not how vending machines work!

*inserts ¬.¬*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 11, 2011, 08:01:40 am
You get <.<

I insert nothing.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 11, 2011, 03:22:49 pm
You recieve... nothing! SHOCKING PLOT DEVELOPMENT.

*inserts yuri*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 11, 2011, 03:36:26 pm
You recieve yaoi.

*inserts coke*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 11, 2011, 04:03:41 pm
You receive more Yaoi.

I insert some Cola.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 11, 2011, 04:17:54 pm
You receive a Yaoi-gui

I insert a lego model of me inserting a lego model of me inserting a [PARADOX]


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 11, 2011, 06:50:06 pm
You recieve a yaoi lego model of you inserting a yaoi lego model you inserting a paradox.

*inserts Honeybee proffesor*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 12, 2011, 01:57:53 am
You recieve a Yaoi proffesor.

*inserts tea*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 12, 2011, 02:00:18 am
You get an empty cup... with Yaoi! printed on the side

I insert my soul.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 12, 2011, 02:54:30 pm
You recieve a yaoi(?) soul!

I insert a dog.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on December 12, 2011, 03:08:32 pm
You receive an explicit yaoi fanfic (DanxJosh, of course).

I insert a butterscotch cookie.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 12, 2011, 03:25:25 pm
You receive a Butt- cookie. need I describe the taste? well I would butt you can probably find out yourself. ~this reply was brought to you by, Yaoi!~

I insert a the end of this Yaoi stuff. >:(


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 12, 2011, 04:12:33 pm
You recieve more Yaoi stuff!

*inserts even moar*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 12, 2011, 07:56:04 pm
You recieve some erotic harem, that's not even in the slightest yaoi oh wait yes it is that is all yaoi.

*inserts goat cheese*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 12, 2011, 08:01:11 pm
You get a combo breaker, AKA Loli!

I insert some laughter.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 13, 2011, 02:18:36 am
You get pain. In yaoi form!

I insert a horrorterror


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 13, 2011, 11:17:56 am
I don't want to give you any loliterror, to be honest.

*inserts bill of rights*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 13, 2011, 11:29:48 am
You recieve the bill of Yuri.

*inserts said bill*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 13, 2011, 12:35:41 pm
The vending machine receives you!

I insert an interesting fact, "... half of these cute little birds will die within 2-3 weeks... this one has broken its neck after trying to catch fish on its own, after its mother kicked it out..."


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 14, 2011, 01:11:52 pm
You recieve the same message with a crude phallic image scrawled into the bottom left-hand corner.

*inserts hand*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Rederror on December 14, 2011, 05:41:13 pm
You get cancer!

*inserts AIDS!*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 14, 2011, 07:36:00 pm
You got homosuck!

*inserts irradiated steak*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on December 15, 2011, 05:18:00 am
You receive several glow-in-the-dark gadgets.

I insert a Tinkerbull.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 15, 2011, 11:32:58 am
You recieve this abomination.

(http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa478/Deadly920/0VV8H.png)

Hey. It glows in the dark.

*inserts ensemble*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 15, 2011, 06:01:50 pm
You recieve The Phantom Ensemble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9wHYiicY5I

*inserts tv programs*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 17, 2011, 02:27:41 pm
You recieve 1-up.

*inserts tenshi hop*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 17, 2011, 06:05:22 pm
You recieve Tenshi Hinanawi.

*inserts Cirno*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 06, 2012, 12:20:06 am
You receive an enrolment form.

*inserts Gilgamesh*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 06, 2012, 09:30:22 am
You recieve a cake.

*inserts horrible weather*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 06, 2012, 09:47:05 am
You receive a revived topic, apparently.

I insert some pennies.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 06, 2012, 11:06:50 am
You receive a perfectly normal bag of chips.

I insert a large fishing net.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 06, 2012, 01:46:31 pm
You receive a large butterfly net.

I insert a domino.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 07, 2012, 05:46:56 pm
You receive a Chicken Tikka curry.

*inserts umbrella*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 09, 2012, 06:41:09 pm
You receive a Swiss army knife. Sans knife.

I insert a large, talking raccoon named Harold.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 09, 2012, 08:02:45 pm
You receive a potion of Invisibility.

*inserts groat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 17, 2012, 09:55:56 pm
The machine only takes the letter r. You receive a goat.

I insert a shred of paper.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 17, 2012, 10:22:29 pm
You receive a snowstorm.

I insert a skeleton from Nicola Island.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 17, 2012, 10:32:16 pm
You recieve a letter saying to give me my island back.

*inserts island*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 17, 2012, 10:41:08 pm
You receive a note from Josh saying give Pen Island back.

I insert some removable data.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2012, 11:00:51 am
YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR.

*inserts Agumon*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 18, 2012, 02:00:10 pm
(omg I haven't even thought of Digimon in so long)

You receive a cube of Styrofoam.

I insert a creepy voodoo doll.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 18, 2012, 02:08:25 pm
You recieve the Tails Doll.
*inserts said doll*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2012, 07:45:21 pm
(http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa478/Deadly920/Johnnope.gif)

*inserts rectum*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 18, 2012, 07:58:14 pm
You recieve butts.
*inserts everything and nothing*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 19, 2012, 09:19:06 am
(http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa478/Deadly920/Ohgod.gif)

*inserts half a tortilla chip*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 19, 2012, 07:08:29 pm
You revieve a crumb.

*inserts Tumblr*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 19, 2012, 07:37:13 pm
You get aids.

*inserts board game*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 19, 2012, 07:49:30 pm
You die. Multiple times.

*inserts space*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 20, 2012, 08:03:47 am
 .

*inserts the F1 key*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 20, 2012, 08:35:05 am
You recieve help.

*inserts tea*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 20, 2012, 03:22:34 pm
You receive free healthcare.

*inserts toenail*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 20, 2012, 03:29:16 pm
You recieve a pair of nail clippers.

*inserts hair*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 20, 2012, 11:50:23 pm
You receive toad mucus.

I insert some toads.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 21, 2012, 08:54:03 am
As you grab the toads from nowhere and press their hides against the slot of the machine, you begin to consider the grand questions of the universe. You sit down, pondering and awaiting results. Soon, a bright light pours from the vending machine. Your eyes widen in fear and curiosity, and realize just what Life, the Universe and Everything are all about. You have received... an epiphany.

I insert a waffle cone.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 21, 2012, 01:21:18 pm
You receive a funnel.

*inserts turtleneck sweater*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 22, 2012, 12:08:33 pm
You recieve dirt.

*inserts horrible dubstep*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 22, 2012, 12:20:11 pm
You receive lovely dubstep.

*inserts kaguya*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 22, 2012, 12:22:26 pm
You recieve some actual music.

*inserts Touhou fandom*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 22, 2012, 12:55:27 pm
Reimu comes out of the machine and pushes you aside.

I don't insert anything. I just press some numbers on the machine and sees what happens.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 22, 2012, 01:20:53 pm
A robot arm comes out of the machine and steals your wallet.

I insert a bottle of Vicodin.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 22, 2012, 02:57:23 pm
You receive some Baileys Ricotta flavour.

*inserts whipped cream*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 22, 2012, 03:25:17 pm
(But I don't have a wallet ;A;)

You receive some cool wHip.

I insert the robotic arm.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 23, 2012, 05:52:07 am
A robotic foot comes out and kicks you in the shin.

*inserts something of actual value*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 23, 2012, 10:05:35 am
You receive something of sentimental value. A stick with a severed head on it. I never said who it was sentimental to.

I insert the robotic foot.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 23, 2012, 10:09:38 am
A robotic head comes out and headbutts you.

*inserts a wall*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 23, 2012, 02:29:49 pm
A robotic pair of scissors comes out and snips your balls.

*inserts robotic wall*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 24, 2012, 11:24:06 am
It comes out again and falls on top of you.

*inserts robotic butt*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2012, 07:35:28 pm
Okay hang on where are we getting all these robotic parts from. A rather disgruntled robot missing a butt socks you in the face before you can insert the silvery gluteus maximus.

*inserts fanfiction*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 25, 2012, 08:03:42 pm
You recieve hot yaoi action.

*inserts said action*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2012, 08:14:04 pm
You receive spoken action.

*inserts katanarama*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 25, 2012, 08:19:20 pm
You recieve a bin.

*inserts carpet*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2012, 08:24:35 pm
You receive [???].

I insert an action without action parenthesis (for once).


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 25, 2012, 08:26:47 pm
You recieve a slap from me.

*inserts the sky*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2012, 08:29:29 pm
You receive the floor.

I insert heaven.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 25, 2012, 08:32:51 pm
Tenshi comes along and throws a keystone at your head for inserting her home.

*inserts the keystone*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2012, 08:37:44 pm
You receive usefulness.

I insert watermelon.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 25, 2012, 08:41:06 pm
You recieve a watermelon sword.

*inserts the sword*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 26, 2012, 12:21:44 am
You receive a regular watermelon.

I insert.. Uh, Dan.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 26, 2012, 10:40:27 am
You receive a washing machine.

I insert a first-aid kit.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2012, 10:50:27 am
You receive a tank - of the super zombie variety.

I insert a regular war tank.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 26, 2012, 10:51:20 am
You recieve the Flower Tank.

*inserts danmaku*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 26, 2012, 12:08:05 pm
You receive a fish tank.

I insert the number 87.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 26, 2012, 12:33:54 pm
You receive an arrow to the... ass! Ahahah. Courtesy of me~ From the machine, however, you just get the number 88.

I insert some non-tanks.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2012, 12:54:21 pm
Quinn is clever enough to carry around butt protection and the arrow ricochets off into your direction. The machine grabs you so there is no place to run.

Can I even insert anything here or..?


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 26, 2012, 04:20:55 pm
The arrow hits the machine in the coin slot. You receive butt protection.

I insert the wish of a dying child.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2012, 04:26:50 pm
You receive a lifetime supply of candy.

I insert Sakuya Izayoi.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 26, 2012, 05:41:47 pm
You recieve a load of knives to your head.

*inserts one of the knives*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2012, 06:19:32 pm
You receive my head.

I insert YOUR head.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 27, 2012, 10:30:38 am
You recieve a DVD containing 90 minutes of me.

*inserts Josh*



Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 27, 2012, 12:31:03 pm
You receive yourself! Wait, what?

I insert glass bottle coke.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 27, 2012, 02:06:24 pm
You recieve a keg of coke.

*inserts my own boredom*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 27, 2012, 04:01:56 pm
You receive an anthromorphic shark girl baby bathing in a keg of coke. Wait, no, you get the Rubiks Cube. I have to deal with the shark in a keg.

I insert all of Dan's hair.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 27, 2012, 04:12:47 pm
You recieve and extremly angry me.

*inserts my table*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 12:58:10 pm
You just lost your table, bub.

I insert a keg of kegs.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 01:13:20 pm
You recieve a carton of milk.

*inserts a chocolate cookie*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 28, 2012, 01:28:53 pm
You receive some crumbs and a note thanking you for the cake.

I insert a beret.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 01:35:01 pm
You recieve a bag of bags.

*inserts a shoe*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 01:46:01 pm
you weceive some fancy dwess shoes! aw scuffed up though.

i insawt a shawt i sta fwom quinn.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 02:33:11 pm
You receive necromantic powers.

I insert the i before the e.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 02:45:13 pm
you weceive afta c.

i insawt the axe of haadin'daaaw~


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 02:52:39 pm
You receive a bag of useless crap.

I insert a sawn-off shotgun.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 03:49:40 pm
you weceive a sawn-on shawtgun

i insawt a saw


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 06:48:47 pm
You receive a sawn-off saw.

I insert an on.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 06:49:26 pm
You recieve an oni.

*inserts ^w^*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 06:57:23 pm
you weceive TwT

i insawt mah otp j x z <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 07:01:57 pm
You recieve a fail.

*inserts my OTP*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 09:14:01 pm
You receive a bucket. To throw up in. When your otp dies. </3

I insert ointment. For that sick burn of mine.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 09:47:14 pm
but then how does dan get the ointment? hes the one that needs it. because bawned!

i insawt the fantastic wegend of tohno ^w^


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 09:49:23 pm
You recieve PCB stage 2 theme.

*inserts Necrofanatsy*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 09:53:44 pm
but tha' the same thing. >w< you weceive chawwy bwossoms!

i insawt magic!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 09:57:46 pm
You recieve 'Love Coloured Magic'.

*inserts immortal smoke*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 10:01:44 pm
you weceive nonimmatawl smoke.

i insawt chen!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 10:02:22 pm
You recieve Orin!

*inserts Ran*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 10:11:01 pm
You receive a slightly pissed off oni.

I insert Tenshi.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 10:11:42 pm
You recieve a thunderbolt up your butt from Iku.

*inserts Iku*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 10:13:00 pm
You receive Iku.

I insert Iku.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 10:14:52 pm
You recieve another thunderbolt.

*inserts one of Yukari's gaps*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 28, 2012, 10:21:06 pm
You receive Yuzuki Yukari.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31iHEeEDSJL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

I insert tthis kOd.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 10:42:39 pm
You receive confusion between Yukari and Yukari.

I insert a dramatic stand-off.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 10:44:06 pm
You recieve a one-sided battle.

*inserts Mokou*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 10:44:46 pm
You receive Keine.

I insert Kaguya because of course we can't let them fight in this thread.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 10:46:15 pm
You recieve a busted vending machine from both Mokou & Kaguya fighting in there.

*inserts nothing because there is no machine*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 10:46:38 pm
ya weceive a confuzzawed shawk.

i insawt mah confusion.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 10:47:49 pm
You recieve a new vending machine.

*inserts a grain of dirt*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 10:50:38 pm
ya weceive some air, because the new machine is empty.

i insawt a bunch of wandom junk to fill up the machine!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 11:05:15 pm
You recieve the grain of dirt.

*inserts a cloud*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 29, 2012, 02:11:40 am
you weceive some extwa stwength vasewine! ;)

i insawt maw wandom junk.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 29, 2012, 10:21:51 am
You receive a pile of eraser crumbs.

I insert the laws of space and time.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 29, 2012, 10:25:11 am
You receive free healthcare. See? They even have that in space.

I insert sexual frustration.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 29, 2012, 10:56:34 am
You recieve me. *wink wink*

*inserts CENSORED*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 30, 2012, 09:02:59 am
Oh my god you receive a screaming Joshua in your face so just get oUT GET OUT GET OUT OF HERE GET FAR OUT JUST OUT GET OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE

I insert a rather adorned sombrero.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 30, 2012, 10:10:23 am
You receive a mariachi band.

I insert a flamingo.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 01, 2012, 10:32:20 am
You receive what looks to be some kind of amulet.

I insert a Vorpal Greatsword.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 01, 2012, 12:02:48 pm
You receive a Daedric Greatsword.

I insert oranges.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 01, 2012, 12:06:52 pm
You recieve an apple.

*inserts some string*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 01, 2012, 12:24:42 pm
You receive handcuffs.

I insert a fire fetish.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 01, 2012, 12:26:10 pm
Your recieve nothing at all. Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL!

*inserts handcuffs*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on July 01, 2012, 12:37:30 pm
You receive a dusty porcelain figurine - the kind that only belong in garage sales.

I insert a clothespin.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 01, 2012, 12:51:45 pm
You receive a shirt with designs of a certain orange gourd. Wait, where'd it go?

I insert the shirt Quinn just got.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 01, 2012, 08:48:41 pm
Your recieve a wall of text.

*inserts this video*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbWl5GCNa-k


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 01, 2012, 09:09:20 pm
ya weceive some dubstep

i insawt maw dubstep


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 01, 2012, 09:10:27 pm
You recieve this.
http://pjoreborn.smfforfree3.com/index.php/topic,1135.msg23881/topicseen.html#new

*inserts all the dubstep and makes sure it stays in there*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 02, 2012, 12:53:44 pm
You receive some ravestep, some house, some hardstep, some nightcore, oh and some more dubstep! wink wonk

I insert some uranium. Bombs.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on July 02, 2012, 05:23:40 pm
You receive a pile of chocolate coins.

I insert one of said coins.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 02, 2012, 10:48:04 pm
a twapdaw opens above ya and empties a wife supwy of cotton candy upon ya. howeva, ya cuweentwee twapped unda the dewiciousness.

i insawt some cotton candy.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 03, 2012, 01:39:41 pm
You receive the last Rachni egg.

I insert a truffula tree.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 03, 2012, 08:42:57 pm
ya weceive a wawd dweam!

i insawt timezones


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 04, 2012, 10:34:48 am
You receive a deposit of platinum!

I insert a magic balloon.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 04, 2012, 10:52:56 am
You recieve a koopa football player.

*inserts bombs*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on July 04, 2012, 11:05:56 am
You receive a cloud of glitter and confetti.

I insert a glow stick.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 04, 2012, 11:19:18 am
You receive /the memo./

I insert a sign saying that this topic is definitely going to be first to reach 100.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 04, 2012, 11:22:18 am
You recieve a sign saying no.

*inserts a sign saying that this topic will fail*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 04, 2012, 11:33:04 am
You receive Hiddleston.

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6m1cawhDi1qg8s9p.gif)

I insert my eternal gratitude.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 05, 2012, 12:09:45 am
ya weceive a sawton tomboyish fawwy.

i insawt my bishie <3 >:]


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 05, 2012, 08:05:53 am
You receive a declaration of independence!

I insert freedom.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on July 05, 2012, 11:17:36 am
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6mb58y3M61qmnvbko1_500.jpg)

A tad late, but nonetheless awesome.

I insert leftover fireworks.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 05, 2012, 01:13:46 pm
they expwawd in the machine and ya get some weftova chemicas fwom the fiawawks

i insawt quinns cuteness


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 06, 2012, 07:18:35 am
You receive a lemon.

I insert Ukraine.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 06, 2012, 12:14:08 pm
ya weceive soviat you-kwane.

i insawt some mice.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on July 06, 2012, 12:24:01 pm
You receive some lice and some rice. Good luck telling people about that with that speech impediment of yours.

I insert the 'Crush a Wish' thread.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 06, 2012, 12:45:38 pm
Hey! I can talk normal if I want to.

thats just bawwing though. so ya weceive a speech impediment as we'

i insawt some wice and some wice.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on July 06, 2012, 01:45:55 pm
You receive pirates and pilots. Heh, speech impediment jokes are fun.

I insert a jar.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on July 06, 2012, 01:51:51 pm
i hate you guy sometimes. *sits in corner and cries*

you weceive a daw.

i insawt staws.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 08, 2012, 02:18:01 pm
You receive some woos and a rouse.

... Okay that was bad. I insert my shame.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 09, 2012, 07:22:47 pm
You recieve a crumb.

*inserts custard cream*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 11, 2012, 04:23:58 am
You receive lots of praise for being a good pet.

I insert a walrus.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 11, 2012, 08:38:36 am
(A good pet?! What's that supposed to mean?! O_o)

You recieve wood.

*inserts blanket*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 12, 2012, 06:28:15 am
You receive a ukulele.

I insert an uguulele.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 12, 2012, 08:30:18 am
You recieve a thinglele.

*inserts pingas*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 12, 2012, 10:06:07 am
You receive a pingalele.

I insert Red Faction.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 13, 2012, 12:12:17 pm
You recieve Tetris.

*inserts butts*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 18, 2012, 07:53:28 am
You receive a formal warning.

I insert Phoenix Wright.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 19, 2012, 07:43:35 pm
You recieve an objection.

*inserts back pain*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 19, 2012, 09:06:11 pm
You receive a gourd.

I insert a pickled pickle.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 19, 2012, 09:22:03 pm
You recieve a pickled pringle.

*inserts said pringle*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 20, 2012, 11:39:50 am
You receive a pickled pringle tube.

I insert a mega man.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 20, 2012, 11:57:24 am
You recieve a lightbulb.

*inserts the planet*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 22, 2012, 11:42:17 am
You receive a Reaper.

I insert my favourite store on the Citadel.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 22, 2012, 02:06:51 pm
You recieve a brick.

*inserts noodles*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 22, 2012, 02:36:10 pm
You receive a flamingo.

I insert the blood of my enemies.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 22, 2012, 02:39:57 pm
You recieve the blood of the vending machine.

*inserts said blood*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 23, 2012, 09:54:13 am
The vending machine is organic? You receive the breath of the vending machine.

I insert a castle.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 23, 2012, 09:56:59 am
You recieve the Scarket Devil Mansion.

*inserts $400,000 for 12 seconds*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 23, 2012, 09:59:06 am
You receive a spycrab.

I insert a rare and highly unobtainable crystal.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 23, 2012, 10:03:09 am
You recieve a shiny pebble.

*inserts my sweat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 23, 2012, 10:15:45 am
You receive a nugget.

I insert a moist towelette.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 23, 2012, 10:18:51 am
You recieve a mystery bottle of some liquid.

*inserts a second bottle of it*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 23, 2012, 10:22:00 am
You receive another mystery bottle of liquid, unidentifiable to the last?

I insert a second bottle of it.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 23, 2012, 10:27:06 am
You recieve a mixture of the two unknown liquids. What it created it too horrific for human eyes.

*inserts it quickly*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 23, 2012, 10:35:33 am
Oh no you receive it again!

*inserts bottle-shaped dispenser*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 23, 2012, 10:40:53 am
You recieve a bottle shaped bottle.

*inserts the thing again*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 23, 2012, 12:25:30 pm
Bottle-block! The dispenser shoots out another empty bottle before you can insert yours.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 24, 2012, 10:55:55 am
*slaps you for not inserting anything*

*inserts my brain*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 25, 2012, 05:35:01 am
*slaps you for technically not inserting anything*

Brain-block! The dispenser shoots out a brain before you can insert yours.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 25, 2012, 08:44:24 am
*slaps you for not inserting anything again*

*inserts a book*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on July 26, 2012, 08:53:59 pm
*travels back to yesterday and steals the book like a time lord; you get slapped for not inserting anything*

I insert said book.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 27, 2012, 12:20:23 pm
Writers block! The dispenser shoots out an author before you can insert your book.

Slap block! The dispenser shoots out an open palm before you can slap me for not inserting anything.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 27, 2012, 05:49:48 pm
*kicks you instead for not inserting anything*

*inserts olympics*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on July 28, 2012, 08:11:49 pm
You receive a diving board. And a slap because why not.

I insert a wheelchair.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 31, 2012, 10:22:46 pm
You recieve a chairwheel. :I

*inserts cake*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on July 31, 2012, 10:58:39 pm
You receive cheese.

*inserts soda can*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 31, 2012, 11:23:40 pm
You recieve a soda bottle.

*inserts the cheese*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 01, 2012, 06:26:20 pm
You receive a quaint little comic.

(http://i.imgur.com/z6Cia.jpg)

I insert a rubber chicken.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jack on August 01, 2012, 06:32:34 pm
You recieve an odd pink pony GIF

(http://iambrony.jsmart.web.id/mlp/gif/PinkiePieRubberChicken.gif)

I insert Magic


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 01, 2012, 07:09:09 pm
You get your magic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmrPJirlkko

*inserts pingas*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 03, 2012, 04:07:44 pm
You receive a llama.

I insert a Pokeball.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 03, 2012, 07:49:31 pm
You recieve a Miko-orb.

*inserts a lightbulb*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 04, 2012, 05:15:02 pm
You receive an obscure reference.

I insert a lump of graphite.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 05, 2012, 10:17:43 am
You receive eternal radtitude.

I insert some uranium ingots.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 05, 2012, 10:30:40 am
You recieve uranium butts.

*inserts a paper plane*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 05, 2012, 10:36:01 am
You receive a brown DSi.

I insert burgundy.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 05, 2012, 12:15:19 pm
You receive a welcome-back hug!

I insert my dead PC.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 05, 2012, 03:00:28 pm
You receive a dead Mac.

I insert a phone booth.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jack on August 05, 2012, 03:01:05 pm
You get a time machine.

I insert a screwdriver


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 05, 2012, 03:04:25 pm
You get a ticket for one free ride in my time machine. :D

I insert a semicolon.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jack on August 05, 2012, 03:05:54 pm
You get a colon.

uH, i GUESS i INSERT, A cOMMA,,,


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 05, 2012, 03:22:33 pm
You receive your hand from the Crush a Wish topic.

I insert a wheelchair.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jack on August 05, 2012, 03:25:15 pm
You get a LANCE. What the hell is going on here.

I insert 8 eight sided dice.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 05, 2012, 03:41:19 pm
You receive the Red Miles. You can't escape the miles.

I insert a shipping wall.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jack on August 05, 2012, 03:49:39 pm
Your ships sink.

I insert The WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 05, 2012, 03:57:55 pm
You receive Liv Taylor... err, the bunny. Not the actress.

I insert an awkward silence.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jack on August 05, 2012, 04:24:34 pm
....


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 05, 2012, 05:13:03 pm
*punches you for not inserting anything and then inserts you*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 05, 2012, 05:21:50 pm
You receive a swarm of biting insects.

I insert jewelry.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 05, 2012, 06:04:54 pm
You recieve a block of wood.

*inserts Quinn*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 05, 2012, 07:16:03 pm
You receive an entire cheesecake.

I reach through the slot and pull Dan into the machine. And then take a slice of cake.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 07, 2012, 05:29:09 pm
You receive yourself, Daniel, and half an eaten cheesecake.

The machine inserts itself.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 07, 2012, 05:32:38 pm
You recieve a paradox.

*inserts the paradox*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 07, 2012, 05:52:56 pm
You receive a paradox.

It is exactly the same, yet vastly superior!

I insert some more jokes.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 07, 2012, 05:55:36 pm
You recieve nothing at all. NOTHING AT ALL. NOTHING AT ALL!!!

*inserts water*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 07, 2012, 06:26:04 pm
You receive an instant hydration formula. Also known as water.

I insert upside-down land.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 07, 2012, 06:28:10 pm
You recieve upside-down gravity.

*inserts a floating block of wood*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 07, 2012, 08:14:58 pm
You receive a not-floating block of wood.

I insert a Beatles CD.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 07, 2012, 08:16:46 pm
You recieve a blank CD.

*inserts said CD*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 08, 2012, 07:43:47 am
You receive a plot twist.

[size=18]FOOLISH FOOL![/size] That blank CD was able to reprogram the Vending Machine with enough power to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Fortunately, the machine has no such interest. It turns into a Transformer and eats you.

...Technically, I inserted Dan again.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 08, 2012, 10:17:09 am
Misread that as "I inserted into Dan again," so you receive my wtf face.

I insert sheer disappointment.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 08, 2012, 10:22:57 am
You recieve my wtf face.

*inserts Josh*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 08, 2012, 01:13:51 pm
You receive orange spray paint.

I insert my summer homework.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 08, 2012, 04:39:28 pm
You receive my anger and disgust. Please hand it to Josh.

I insert a juicebox.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 09, 2012, 01:50:28 pm
You receive some urine in a bottle marked Apple Juice. Or is it just apple juice? The world may never know.

I insert Quinn's anger and disgust as I have oh so plenty on hand.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 09, 2012, 11:00:15 pm
you weaceive a fwiend wequest fwom wea! awso, she has a bwoken wist.

i insawt my pain and suffawing.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jack on August 10, 2012, 07:16:45 am
yow wecieve diabeetus >3<

I insert a pack of wibbly wobbly



Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 10, 2012, 09:13:35 am
You receive a pack of timey wimey.

I insert a tardis.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jack on August 10, 2012, 10:03:37 am
You get sexy.

I Insert a Fez


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 10, 2012, 10:05:07 am
You receive a gif.

(http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx27/lexiingram/I%20stole%20gifs%20from%20lauren/Misc/Doctor%20Who/fezzesarecool.gif)

I insert a radio antenna.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 10, 2012, 11:00:13 am
You recieve the blown-up fez.

*inserts another fez*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 14, 2012, 09:45:34 am
You receive AIDS.

I insert the already-dying Pokemon RP.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 14, 2012, 09:50:37 am
You receive a 1-dollar bill.

I insert FUDGE CLIFF FACE.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 15, 2012, 09:40:48 am
You receive the next post in that one roleplay.

I insert my undying gratitude.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 15, 2012, 10:37:46 am
You recieve a paper plane.

*inserts my Sonic plushie*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 15, 2012, 02:07:56 pm
You receive a Tails Doll! (Have fun with that! :D)

I insert a roleplay post.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 16, 2012, 12:27:17 am
(Curse you! DX)

You recieve a roleplay post consisting of one word.

*inserts the new Man V Machine TF2 update*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 18, 2012, 04:30:12 am
You receive queues. Forever.

I insert eighty-year old me.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jack on August 18, 2012, 06:13:34 pm
You recieve a place on a MvM server...
just as your heart stops.

I insert free healthcare


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 18, 2012, 08:25:54 pm
You receive Canada!

I insert some grass.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 19, 2012, 02:57:03 pm
You receive Iceland.

I insert some ice.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 19, 2012, 03:15:08 pm
You receive Greenland.

I insert William Shakespeare.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 19, 2012, 07:15:42 pm
You receive the Batcave!

I insert GenCon.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 19, 2012, 10:41:43 pm
You receive ConGen.

I insert Alfred Pennyworth.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 19, 2012, 10:54:45 pm
You recieve a scrap of paper.

*inserts a toilet roll tube*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 19, 2012, 10:59:47 pm
You receive the correct spelling of receive.

I insert this quote that I hope is never taken out of context ever.

*inserts a toilet roll tube*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 19, 2012, 11:05:41 pm
You recieve a quote of a quote.


*inserts Josh's brain*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 20, 2012, 12:35:26 pm
i die


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on August 20, 2012, 02:00:34 pm
I contemplate kissing you to revive your dreamself, but that would be awkward and we're just friends right and gosh awkward. So I grab Dan and force him to do it instead.

I insert the dead body.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 21, 2012, 10:19:12 am
am dead


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 21, 2012, 05:21:58 pm
*inserts a revival potion*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 22, 2012, 02:25:57 pm
You receive a God Tier Joshua!

I insert my title.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 22, 2012, 10:31:08 pm
You receive Syka, Seer of Cuddles.

I insert bagpipes.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 23, 2012, 08:17:33 am
You receive a bag of pipes.

I insert Dr. Mario.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 23, 2012, 12:01:26 pm
You receive Nurse Peach.

I insert a pipe of bags.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 23, 2012, 12:20:02 pm
You recieve a bag of bags.

*inserts a giant robot*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 23, 2012, 01:04:30 pm
you weceive a bag of giant wobots.

i insawt the next post!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 23, 2012, 02:09:24 pm
*inserts you for not inserting anything*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 23, 2012, 04:36:00 pm
*inserts an edit*

You receive a backwards post!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2012, 09:35:23 am
You recieve confusion.

*inserts a plug*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 24, 2012, 10:17:00 am
MAGICAL GIRL POWERS!

Love, ho~!

*inserts puella magi madoka magica*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2012, 10:19:28 am
You recieve kyubey.

*inserts kyubey*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 24, 2012, 10:21:25 am
*smacks you for inserting MY kyubey*

I insert a furby.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2012, 10:24:25 am
*slaps you for inserting a furby*

*inserts a battery*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 24, 2012, 10:28:10 am
You receive MY kyubey, which I promptly take back.

I insert currency.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2012, 10:44:09 am
You recieve more money which I steal.

*inserts a penny*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 24, 2012, 01:15:38 pm
You receive a billion dollars/pounds! Which you can claim in 512 years.

I insert Josh's kyubey.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2012, 01:18:00 pm
You recieve your very own kyubey.

*inserts said kyubey*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 24, 2012, 01:38:59 pm
You receive Josh's kyubey!

I insert it again.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 24, 2012, 03:21:49 pm
You receive a lot of Kyubeys and a happy face because omigosh I didn't know you guys were into Puella Magi Madoka Magica! ouo

*inserts Soul Gem*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on August 24, 2012, 03:24:43 pm
You receive an arrow to the Skyrim Reference.

I insert a confession I have no idea what that thing is I just like saying kai-yuu-bee.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2012, 03:28:05 pm
You recieve a pronounciation of kyubey. Some people pronounce it as 'QB'.

*inserts this post*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 25, 2012, 11:16:54 am
You receive a contract.

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/616/qb.jpg)

I insert miracles.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 26, 2012, 07:19:49 pm
You recieve mincemeat.

*inserts mincemeat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 27, 2012, 05:50:37 am
You receive mincemeat.

I insert mincemeat.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 27, 2012, 10:26:46 am
You recieve mincemeat.

*inserts mincemeat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 27, 2012, 07:04:40 pm
You receive mincemeat.

I insert mincemeat.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 27, 2012, 07:05:29 pm
You recieve mincemeat.

*inserts mincemeat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 27, 2012, 09:02:00 pm
You receive C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRR!

I insert a shoe.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 27, 2012, 09:44:46 pm
You recieve shoe mincemeat.

*inserts mincemeat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 01, 2012, 01:10:59 pm
You receive mincemeat, but it turns out the mincemeat doesn't really exist. Where it was originally, a picture of mincemeat rests on the ground.

I insert mincemeat.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 01, 2012, 01:15:25 pm
You recieve a hologram of mincemeat.

*inserts said hologram*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 01, 2012, 01:18:50 pm
You awake as mincemeat. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.

I insert mincemeat.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 01, 2012, 02:16:08 pm
You recieve apicness.

*inserts Dr.Who episode*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 01, 2012, 02:46:32 pm
Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into mincemeat. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

I insert mincemeat.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 01, 2012, 03:01:34 pm
You recieve mincemeat.

*inserts mincemeat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 01, 2012, 04:24:36 pm
You receive mincemeat. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the mincemeat in your hands. I give you mincemeat. You swallow and look down at the mincemeat in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. I give you mincemeat. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the mincemeat to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you mincemeat. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you mincemeat. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the mincemeat. The concrete rushes up to meet youYou awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you mincemeat. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you mincemeat.

I insert mincemeat.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 01, 2012, 04:25:42 pm
You recieve mincemeat.

*inserts mincemeat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 01, 2012, 04:32:20 pm
You're about to receive mincemeat, but my attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is re-established, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you mincemeat as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.

I insert mincemeat.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 01, 2012, 04:33:53 pm
You recieve mincemeat.

*inserts mincemeat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 01, 2012, 05:43:18 pm
You receive a not saying that the Machine will no longer accept mincemeat.

I insert meatmince.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 01, 2012, 10:47:37 pm
You receive mincecraft.

I insert special stardust.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 01, 2012, 11:21:53 pm
You recieve mincedust.

*inserts a cardboard box*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 02, 2012, 01:25:43 am
You receive some hybrid MLP-Homestuck Dubstep. Have fun! <3

I insert a squeak.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 02, 2012, 11:08:16 am
You receive big fish.

I insert little fish.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 02, 2012, 11:09:14 am
You recieve a shark that eats you.

*inserts said shark*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 02, 2012, 10:06:48 pm
You receive me, vomiting up through a shark.

I am too tired to insert anything. A shark just puked me up.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 03, 2012, 03:53:26 pm
How...gross.

*inserts the puked up Josh*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 04, 2012, 06:10:57 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUIQox072QA

I insert oh wait


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 05, 2012, 12:17:56 am
You... I receive you??

Um.

I insert sharks.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 07, 2012, 12:14:41 am
You recieve a goldfish.

*inserts time*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 07, 2012, 04:27:00 am
You receive Sakuya Izoiya.

I insert Satuuya Izoiya.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 07, 2012, 09:21:12 am
You recieve the three sisters of Izayoi.

*inserts Sakuuya Izayoi*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 08, 2012, 11:25:35 pm
You receive some happiness! Yay~!

I insert some sadness.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 09, 2012, 01:02:41 pm
You recieve Cirno.

*inserts Cirno day*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on September 09, 2012, 03:51:59 pm
You receive Cirno night.

*inserts Homestuck Kickstarter*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 09, 2012, 05:25:24 pm
You'll receive $700,000 in 32 Hours.

I insert Dan's FAEC


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 09, 2012, 06:11:07 pm
You recieve my uglyness.

*inserts a shoe*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on September 09, 2012, 06:13:42 pm
(http://media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com/upload/134967320053464611_n1tiU2rd_f.jpg)

While Dan's busy being buried in corgis, I take a lock of his hair and insert it.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 09, 2012, 06:39:38 pm
You receive some abomination with Dan's hairstyle. Oh, wait.. It is Dan.

I insert a Corgi.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 11, 2012, 09:15:47 am
(http://www.henrymakow.com/mini-QueenElizabethII.JPG)

I insert crown jewels and expect no dirty comments.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 11, 2012, 09:39:34 am
You receive a note saying: I.O.U. Dirty Comments.

I insert my Birthday.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 12, 2012, 04:21:01 am
You receive an I.O.U saying: Microsoft Points

I insert a funfact: did you know the Queen has two birthdays?


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 12, 2012, 07:26:52 pm
No. You receive nothing.

I insert ice.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 13, 2012, 12:25:00 pm
You receive BIRTHDAY CAKE.

Belated BIRTHDAY CAKE.

Or at least, the GREEN SLIME GHOST FRAGMENT BIRTHDAY CAKE.

I insert an appearifier.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 13, 2012, 12:27:23 pm
You recieve a dissappearifier.

*inserts steak*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 13, 2012, 12:51:37 pm
You receive an IRRADIATED STEAK.

I insert a dreambot.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 13, 2012, 05:41:53 pm
You recieve a botdream.

*inserts a dress*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 13, 2012, 06:41:10 pm
You receive THREE IN THE MORNING dress.

I insert Land of Wind and Shade.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 14, 2012, 10:21:54 am
You recieve the Land of Butts.

*inserts a 1 million page book*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 14, 2012, 05:07:00 pm
You receive Homestuck.

I insert some shale.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 17, 2012, 01:23:14 pm
You recieve something because I have no idea what shale is.

*inserts a tissue*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 19, 2012, 11:53:52 am
You receive some vaseline.

I insert some grist.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 20, 2012, 09:42:15 am
You receive some more exotic grist, of which is useless to you.

I insert weird, weird, schizo half dreams.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 20, 2012, 09:44:07 am
You recieve extremly bad dreams and visions.

*inserts said dreams & visions*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 20, 2012, 09:47:45 am
You receive things you wish you never saw.

I insert traumatized Dan.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 20, 2012, 09:51:58 am
You recieve a piece of paper with my handwriting on it that says 'Wut just happened?'

*sticks arm out of the machine and pulls in the first thing I grab; A brick*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on September 20, 2012, 03:12:14 pm
You receive a boot to the head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo

I insert a barrel of ice cream.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 20, 2012, 08:12:21 pm
You receive a barrel of the finest, sharky whisky there is.

I insert Quinn's confusion.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 21, 2012, 05:50:52 pm
You recieve a piece of confusion from everybody in the world.

*inserts pot noodles*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on September 22, 2012, 01:29:38 am
You receive another boot to the head.

I insert my cat, Mittens.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 22, 2012, 05:31:57 am
You receive Mittensprite.

I insert my eternal radnastitude and ferocious wubbity.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 22, 2012, 08:33:09 pm
You get a slap in the face as Dan wriggles out of the machine.

I insert some Cirno-Certified ice.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 23, 2012, 07:46:33 am
You receive some Cirno-Certified kickass.

I insert some haribo.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 23, 2012, 01:46:13 pm
You receive a punch in the face.

I insert a Dan-like comment.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 23, 2012, 05:28:34 pm
You receive a face to the fist.

I insert a more refined comment.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 23, 2012, 09:03:43 pm
You receive a slew of grammar mistakes.

I insert a lock of hair.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 24, 2012, 08:13:06 am
You receive penalisation.

I insert a tuba.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 24, 2012, 09:35:45 am
You receive the Suzaphone.

I insert big words that I don't know the meaning to. :/


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 24, 2012, 09:46:57 am
You recieve PNEUMONO­ULTRA­MICRO­SCOPIC­SILICO­VOLCANO­CONIOSIS.

*inserts a bug*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 24, 2012, 11:36:24 pm
You receive nothing. Except me crying. Because that's horrible.

I insert you and your jackassery.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 25, 2012, 05:20:27 pm
You receive Quinn and her snarkiness.

I insert Nicola and her synthesised voice obsession-yness?


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 25, 2012, 05:38:27 pm
You receive yourself and your selfiness.

I insert a % sign.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 25, 2012, 06:20:02 pm
You receive % and it's %ness.

I inser % and %%nes%


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 26, 2012, 08:49:38 am
*'%' start shooting out of the machine like crazy*

*inserts money*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 26, 2012, 09:58:59 am
The machine just eats your money.

I insert Dan.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 26, 2012, 01:16:49 pm
The machine starts shooting out Daniels like crazy.

I inserouch get off me dan


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 26, 2012, 01:19:36 pm
Uhh... *the real Daniel comes shooting out the machine and lands on top of the others* Well then.

*inserts the fakers*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 26, 2012, 01:20:56 pm
You do not have time to insert the fakers as the fakers begin inserting each-other. That includes you.

I insert something y'all are lacking. Common sense.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 26, 2012, 01:25:20 pm
You recieve a brain of one of the fakers along with the common sense.

*crawls out of the machine and inserts the brain*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on September 26, 2012, 03:47:01 pm
You receive cheesecake...

...but the machine pulls you back in.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 26, 2012, 05:47:54 pm
Well, then. Poor Dan. You receive a faker. Or.. is it the real Dan? Oh well.

I feed some of Quinn's hair into the machine. While it's still attached to her head. Accidentally, I swear!


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 27, 2012, 04:03:52 pm
You receive FAKE QUINN.

I insert some Naruto knowledge and suggest Daniel call back all his clones to gather all that common sense, experience, and mental trauma.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 27, 2012, 09:12:58 pm
You receive a Dan-like remark.

I insert a Dan clone.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 27, 2012, 09:23:21 pm
You recieve the real version.

*destroys the clones and inserts the clone machine*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 28, 2012, 10:00:10 am
You receive a cardboard box that says 'cloner' on it.

I insert old comics.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 28, 2012, 12:04:54 pm
You recieve scrap pieces of paper.

*inserts Guild Wars 2*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on September 28, 2012, 04:07:41 pm
You receive Gwen!

I insert a bag of pink rhinestones.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 28, 2012, 06:36:08 pm
You receive tacky jewellery.

I insert weird looking words.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 28, 2012, 10:10:56 pm
You receive more daniels than the eye can nope

I insert some quality quality.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 28, 2012, 10:46:34 pm
You receive some not so quality quality.

I insert subverted rhymes.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 29, 2012, 12:24:03 am
You recieve an inverted rhyme.

*inserts old adverts*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 12:35:01 am
You receive stupid modern news about stupid boring junk and death and rapists and humans.

I insert compressed air.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 08:18:12 am
You receive some inverted air.

I insert some Zomboy.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on September 29, 2012, 12:21:44 pm
You receive a quaint little knit handbag. Ah, good! You'd wondered where you had left it.

I insert a magnifying glass.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 12:36:03 pm
You receive some loud, obnoxious dubstep.

I insert some quieter, not-so-obnoxious electronica.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 02:07:12 pm
You receive some loud, really awesome dubstep.

I insert some quieter, not-so-awesome electronica.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 29, 2012, 02:08:46 pm
You recieve some actual good piano music.

*inserts Dr.Who episode*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 02:09:33 pm
You receive a really difficult-to-follow episode.

I insert Christmas.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 29, 2012, 02:11:45 pm
You recieve a christmas episode of Dr.Who.

*inserts statues*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 02:12:43 pm
You receive a Weeping Angel.

I insert the Statue of Liberty.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 29, 2012, 02:13:57 pm
You recieve a giant weeping angel.

*inserts book*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 02:22:35 pm
You receive Fifty Shades, and a 50 page long essay by Josh on the books.

I insert crows.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 29, 2012, 02:23:36 pm
You recieve tengus.

*inserts Marisa's Mini-Reactor*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 02:24:13 pm
The machine Master Sparks you.

I insert Dan's ashes.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 02:25:27 pm
You receive DANSPRITE. (Dan fused with the machine.)

The topic is over everybody go home.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 02:26:42 pm
NO. IT'S NEVER OVER!

*Exercises Dan from the Machine and gives his ghost to Youmu*

*inserts Machine-Heal!*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 02:28:59 pm
You receive a thank-you note.

I insert a teleporting penny.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 29, 2012, 02:30:42 pm
The penny teleports above your head and lands on top of you, knocking you out.

*gets Youmu to insert Myon*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 02:31:56 pm
Youmu refuses and inserts you instead.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 02:32:46 pm
How do I get knocked out by a penny?!

?!?!?!?!?!?! (Am I still knocked out? :c)


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 02:33:43 pm
I didn't even think Brits had pennies... Um.

Youmu receives Marisa's broom?


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 06:47:23 pm
I didn't even think you Canadians had pennies?

You receive nothing.

I insert my devilish good looks.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 08:34:21 pm
The machine spits pennies at you for inserting something you don't have!

I insert apple pie.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 30, 2012, 09:48:19 am
You recieve pie. What flavour? PIE FLAVOUR.

*inserts sugar*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on September 30, 2012, 11:57:41 am
You receive yourself, suga'!

I insert a jar full of crickets.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on September 30, 2012, 01:59:45 pm
The jar breaks when you put it in and you are now covered in crickets. Which I start eating off you.

I insert broken jar glass.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 01, 2012, 09:41:20 am
You receive an ocelot.

I taste sideways into the machine.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 01, 2012, 10:00:18 am
The machine sucks you in, and I receive bread. Then I insert it.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 01, 2012, 10:03:57 am
You recieve burnt toast.

*inserts the toast*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 01, 2012, 10:05:57 am
You receive pennies.

I insert metaphors.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on October 01, 2012, 04:11:36 pm
You receive mixed metaphors! You shouldn't have spent your pennies - after all, a penny saved is worth two in the bush.

I insert a dishwasher.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 01, 2012, 05:30:36 pm
You recieve dirty dishes.

*inserts Painis Cupcake*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 01, 2012, 07:23:23 pm
You receive soft grunge.

I insert an otherkin.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on October 01, 2012, 07:26:25 pm
You receive a pair of knitting needles.

I insert a piano.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 01, 2012, 07:45:53 pm
You receive a cactus.

I insert a golden harp.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on October 01, 2012, 09:53:56 pm
You receive a golden axe.

I insert a fountain.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 01, 2012, 11:35:50 pm
You receive an ice sculpture of Cirno.

I insert mixed metaphors.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 02, 2012, 01:44:06 pm
You receive a treble clef.

I insert wood.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 03, 2012, 12:09:09 am
You receive immature laughter.

I insert a massage.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 03, 2012, 06:02:16 am
You receive a mech.

I insert Lost Planet.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 03, 2012, 10:00:06 am
You recieve Little Planet.

*inserts a pocket watch*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 03, 2012, 10:03:22 am
You receive a TARDIS.

I insert a quarry.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on October 03, 2012, 04:47:27 pm
You receive The Doctor! He takes his TARDIS and disappears.

I insert the power of friendship.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 03, 2012, 08:34:18 pm
You receive the Impact of Friendship.

I insert hugs.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 04, 2012, 04:23:39 am
You receive the impact of hugs. D'awww.

I insert a rather large, rather irritated chimpanzee.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on October 04, 2012, 02:28:32 pm
You receive a very small, rather irritated chimpanzee.

I insert a Pikachu plushie.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 04, 2012, 03:19:49 pm
You receive a small, rather irritated Pikachu.

"Shocking, isn't it?"

I insert Professor Oak's wit.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 05, 2012, 06:55:22 am
You recieve Ash's wit. Whatever wit he has anyway.

*inserts Touhou 13.5*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 05, 2012, 10:03:13 am
Marisa punches you and takes all the awesomeness that escapes the machine.

I insert time.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 05, 2012, 04:38:57 pm
You receive Mr. Freeman.

I insert a Vortigaunt.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 05, 2012, 04:38:58 pm
You receive Mr. Freeman.

I insert a Vortigaunt.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on October 05, 2012, 04:43:55 pm
You receive the saver of humens.

I insert Josh's repeat post.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 05, 2012, 04:56:07 pm
You receive Crow.

I insert a metal spoon.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 05, 2012, 07:30:45 pm
You receive a wooden spoon. *flirty wonk*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 06, 2012, 09:42:08 am
*grabs the spoon and hits you on the head with it for not inserting anything*

*inserts the wooden spoon*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 06, 2012, 10:10:12 am
You receive a wooden bad drago-

*is hit on the head and falls silent without another word before inserting embarrassment*



Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 06, 2012, 10:13:20 am
*the machine hits you for saying what you were going to say*

*inserts Josh*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 06, 2012, 10:20:35 am
You receive slightly more annoyed than usual Josh.

That's normal Josh for those of you not in the know, and he inserts a slightly more disconcerted Daniel than usual.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on October 06, 2012, 12:21:10 pm
Normal Josh then receives Yume Nikki.

I insert Engrish.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 06, 2012, 01:14:01 pm
Receiving you rod black.

I insert fuzzles.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 06, 2012, 02:37:44 pm
You recieve a furby.

*inserts hugs*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 06, 2012, 09:35:26 pm
You receive [x1] Can of Whup Ass.

I insert an Inuzuka.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 07, 2012, 01:48:43 am
You receive crappy drawings of us making out that I may or may not have drawn.

I insert the embarrassment.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 07, 2012, 10:55:31 am
You recieve a newspaper with said drawing on the front page.

*inserts fine wine*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on October 07, 2012, 02:19:42 pm
You receive a dapper suit and a dinner for two.

I insert allergy medicine.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 07, 2012, 05:31:08 pm
You receive Canadian Thanksgiving!

I insert turkey.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 08, 2012, 11:17:52 am
You receive butts.

I insert some originality.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 09, 2012, 05:22:14 pm
You recieve some original flavoured crips.

*inserts pasta*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 09, 2012, 06:16:28 pm
You receive SPAGHETTI.

I insert some NCR notes.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 09, 2012, 07:21:09 pm
You recieve monopoly money.

*inserts a chocolate cookie*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 09, 2012, 07:39:12 pm
You receive Gregg's. Not a pastry. An entire store.

I insert the crushed corpse of a certain somebody.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 09, 2012, 11:54:40 pm
You receive foul odours.

I insert this thread.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 10, 2012, 12:44:05 am
You recieve a revived me.

*inserts sugar*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 10, 2012, 04:25:29 am
You receive tea. Litres of boiling hot tea drop from the heavens and scald you into unrecognition.

I insert the burnt corpse of a certain somebody.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on October 10, 2012, 04:00:29 pm
You receive zombie Dan.

I insert Daniwell-P.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 11, 2012, 08:50:22 am
You receive Doctor P.

I insert Zomboy.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 15, 2012, 09:00:49 am
You recieve a poke from the machine.

*inserts a galaxy*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 15, 2012, 10:24:23 am
You receive a plumbers wrench.

I insert some devilish good looks.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 15, 2012, 07:38:41 pm
You recieve a paper bag.

*inserts jobs*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 16, 2012, 01:24:07 pm
You receive semi-skilled shoplifter.

I insert gumtree.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 16, 2012, 01:28:34 pm
You recieve a gummy bear.

*inserts a meteor*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 17, 2012, 07:19:52 am
You receive Own Little World.

I insert Yukari.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 17, 2012, 09:51:04 am
*Yukari gaps out of the machine and slaps you across the room*

*inserts Chensaw*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 17, 2012, 01:33:03 pm
You receive Gears of Phwoar.

I insert h8pricots.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 17, 2012, 09:22:39 pm
You recieve a mouldy cookie.

*inserts said cookie*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 18, 2012, 03:19:34 am
Stop inserting my stuff.

Inserts your house because wow rude.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 18, 2012, 06:26:53 am
You recieve some dust.

*inserts some wire*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 18, 2012, 08:16:34 am
You receive some legion denarius.

I insert $20 NCR.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 18, 2012, 09:16:20 am
You recieve $20 monopoly money.

*inserts another vending machine*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 27, 2012, 12:32:52 am
You receive a paradox and are promptly removed from the universe.

I insert grammar.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 28, 2012, 09:54:49 am
You recieve Engrish.

*inserts electrical sparks*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 28, 2012, 01:53:26 pm
You receive a SLIGHTLY DENTED CAN OF SODA [x1].

I insert some money [- £1.00]


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 28, 2012, 09:47:00 pm
You recieve some shiny pebbles.

*inserts a slab of concrete*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 28, 2012, 11:00:29 pm
You receive a slab of cancrete.

I insert some can'tcrete.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 29, 2012, 12:02:21 pm
You receive a text adventure.

I insert Inform7.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 31, 2012, 03:05:41 pm
You recieve somthing that blows up in your face.

*inserts tin foil*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 08, 2012, 03:41:54 am
You receive a moss stone.

I insert my everlasting wit, and good charm to boot- not to mention, fresh fish.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 14, 2012, 10:06:06 am
The machine shoots air out at you.

I insert amazingness.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 14, 2012, 10:17:43 am
You receive werbstep.

I insert yuri.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 14, 2012, 10:18:18 am
You recieve yaoi.

*inserts more yaoi*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on November 16, 2012, 05:35:49 pm
You receive a slap in the face.

I insert Gunnerkrigg Court.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 16, 2012, 06:24:39 pm
You recieve an ubercharge.

*inserts a rubber ball*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on November 16, 2012, 10:26:15 pm
You receive a medigun.

I insert a crossbow.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 17, 2012, 06:14:17 pm
You recieve a peice of scrap metal.

*inserts Josh*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 18, 2012, 09:16:34 am
You receive slightly more annoyed Josh.

I insert Keplar-B.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on November 19, 2012, 02:16:08 pm
You recieve an empty can of Pringles.

*inserts a cup*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 20, 2012, 04:40:24 am
You receive the correct spelling of receive.

I give the machine a hamburger.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 09, 2012, 11:42:19 pm
The machine slaps the burger out of your hand.

*inserts a stick*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 13, 2012, 09:36:45 am
The machine slaps the stick out of your hand and slaps you for not letting anything be inserted.

I insert the hamburger picked up from the floor - after taking a bite a lá five second rule.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 17, 2012, 06:46:19 pm
You receive a note that near-illegibly reads 'ha ha i posined teh hamberger noob'

I insert the antidote.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 17, 2012, 08:06:22 pm
You get an Ether.

I insert Coyote.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 19, 2012, 08:19:13 pm
You get a wolf.

I insert the Ether.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 19, 2012, 08:49:47 pm
You get a smile and a high-five.

I insert an evil painting.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 19, 2012, 11:09:35 pm
You receive the bull, Erinyes.

I insert my mouse.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 19, 2012, 11:46:23 pm
You receive a minotaur.

I insert a piano.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 20, 2012, 10:18:24 am
You receive a saxophone.

I insert my dog.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 20, 2012, 11:44:13 am
You receive a mongoose.

I insert a mechanical pencil.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 21, 2012, 06:29:34 pm
You receive a pen that works in space.

I insert a bomb, then speed away on the Mongoose.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 21, 2012, 08:29:56 pm
You receive bullets. Red hot bullets.

I insert illegal contraband.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 21, 2012, 09:03:50 pm
The machine spits about thirty frogs at you.

I crossmap a nade into the machine.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 22, 2012, 12:57:04 am
You receive some prog metal.

I drip honey into the machine by the spoonful.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 22, 2012, 01:57:05 am
You're swarmed by bees in the process.

I attempt another cross map, hit Josh with a sticky, and his corpse flies into the machine.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 22, 2012, 12:07:00 pm
You receive a boot to the head.

I insert a lifetime supply of ice cream.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 22, 2012, 05:07:16 pm
You recieve a lifetime supply of creamed ice.

*inserts bubble wrap*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 22, 2012, 06:20:41 pm
You receive wrapped bubbles.

*inserts fruitcake*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 22, 2012, 07:57:20 pm
You receive bubble wrapped ice cream.

I throw a get some epic air in a 'hog and it lands in the machine whilst I jump out dramatically.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 22, 2012, 07:59:05 pm
You get a spider.

I insert the spider.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 23, 2012, 04:07:41 pm
The machine spews seemingly endless spiders at you. Hope you're not Arachnophobic.

I insert a Magnum.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 23, 2012, 05:26:43 pm
You recieve said magnum, which I steal and kill all the spiders with it.

*inserts the dead spiders*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 23, 2012, 05:37:35 pm
You receive a moral obligation.

I insert a auspicious-looking Indian canoe.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 23, 2012, 10:05:40 pm
You receive a spider web.

I insert a hobbit.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 24, 2012, 05:29:26 am
You receive intangible HD cookies.

I insert really finely crafted telekinetic beach balls.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 24, 2012, 10:26:00 am
You receive a pool party.

I insert PJOR.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 24, 2012, 11:42:31 am
You recieve randomness in a box.

*inserts a chair*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 24, 2012, 11:57:32 am
You receive a Whack-A-Mole game.

I insert the randomness in a box.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 24, 2012, 02:04:41 pm
You receive us from a parallel universe. That site is actually about Digimon.

I insert alternate Josh. We already have enough of that guy.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 24, 2012, 06:01:17 pm
You receive a die, a butterfly, a top hat and a music note.

I insert a pumpkin.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 24, 2012, 06:17:21 pm
You recieve a letter saying "You are late for halloween."

*inserts Christmas*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 24, 2012, 06:31:37 pm
You receive the power to grant wishes! But never to yourself.

I insert regular Josh. We still have enough of that guy.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 25, 2012, 07:37:30 am
You receive my fist to yOUR FACE AHUEHUEHUEHUEH
A
AHUAHUHUHUAHAHHQHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
AHAHHahaha
heh

wait no i'm in a machine i can't do that help


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 26, 2012, 03:16:56 pm
You receive nothing because you can't insert anything because you're in the machine.

I insert -1 Josh.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 26, 2012, 04:42:16 pm
You recieve a paradox before everything explodes.

*crawls over to the machine and inserts pieces of blown up surroundings*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 26, 2012, 05:30:50 pm
You receive a vending machine.

I insert a quarter.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 28, 2012, 05:08:16 pm
You recieve a penny.

*inserts leather*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 29, 2012, 05:00:28 am
You receive anti-animal cruelty people.

I insert Kankri before all of out ears fall off.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 30, 2012, 05:18:51 pm
You recieve an empty jar.

*inserts milk*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on December 30, 2012, 06:45:44 pm
I drink the milk before you insert. You don't waste good milk. The machine slaps you for your ignorance.

I insert some good, old fashioned, hot, steamy...

corn.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on January 04, 2013, 07:01:06 am
You recieve opocorn.

*inserts my birthday*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 04, 2013, 03:33:29 pm
You receive a borthday.

I insert a bunch of confetti.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 05, 2013, 01:16:21 am
The mechanical arm comes out with a streamer and blows it in your face.

I insert a banana cream pie.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 05, 2013, 06:30:58 pm
You receive a wish.

I insert some opocorn.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 05, 2013, 10:18:06 pm
You get some borthday cake.

I insert the long-dead addled, and a plan to revive it.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 05, 2013, 10:23:59 pm
You receive an un-re-un-re-un-re-un-dead Addled.

I insert a paladin.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 07, 2013, 09:15:03 am
You receive an Elf.

I insert a $50 note.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 07, 2013, 08:11:23 pm
You receive G flat.

I insert a school.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 09, 2013, 11:57:26 pm
You receive an orchestra.

I insert an F#


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 15, 2013, 03:52:09 pm
You receive a steamroller.

I insert a typewriter.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 15, 2013, 05:19:56 pm
You receive a regular laptop. But, the screen half is missing.

I insert some krypton.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 15, 2013, 10:01:13 pm
You receive a boot to the head!

I insert a cupcake.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 16, 2013, 09:06:51 am
You receive a plate cake!

I insert trickster!Dan


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 16, 2013, 02:26:12 pm
You receive exams!

I insert a creepy painting.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 17, 2013, 10:09:15 am
You receive the horse football painting.

I insert my rage at Hussie.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 17, 2013, 01:19:48 pm
You receive this page because WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ALL ALONG.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006990

I insert what I am about to receive.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 18, 2013, 09:45:30 am
(I only got mad after he trickstered Roxy. That was too far!)

The machine slaps you for trying to make a paradox. Also, for slapping it.

I insert a punch to Dan's face.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 18, 2013, 08:50:58 pm
You receive a greeting card.

I insert a blue pen.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 18, 2013, 11:56:28 pm
You receive a purple pen.

I insert a different blue pen.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on January 19, 2013, 04:03:42 pm
You recieve blue wool.

*inserts a diamond*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 19, 2013, 07:22:07 pm
You receive an empty jar.

I insert a sandwich.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 19, 2013, 07:23:27 pm
You receive some Minecraft references.

I insert a cake, because I have no need for that.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 20, 2013, 12:12:17 am
You receive TRICKSTER MODE!

I insert Trickster!Jess.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 20, 2013, 12:50:25 am
You receive my associated candy, which is saltwater taffy.

I FTFO.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 20, 2013, 08:32:02 pm
You receive a piano to the face.

I insert the next Homestuck update.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 20, 2013, 09:32:24 pm
You receive Dirk slapping Roxy across the face.

I insert predictions.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 26, 2013, 02:29:45 pm
You receive a magic 8 ball.

I insert headphones.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 26, 2013, 09:32:29 pm
You receive childish giggling.

I insert page 68.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 26, 2013, 09:41:23 pm
You receive a creepy doll.

I insert a broken phone charger.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on January 29, 2013, 04:20:19 am
You receive some chocolate chips.

I insert a fairy.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on January 29, 2013, 06:46:07 am
You recieve a zombie fairy.

*inserts Hourai Elixir*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 29, 2013, 10:01:14 am
You receive an Elixir of Immortality! It's a little sour though.

I insert Dan's hair.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 29, 2013, 04:30:08 pm
You receive a mustache.

I insert a question.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on January 29, 2013, 05:29:26 pm
You recieve another question.

*inserts an answer*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 30, 2013, 10:24:46 am
You receive a profound statement.

I insert a story.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on January 31, 2013, 03:10:47 am
You receive a self-insert.

I insert a self-receive.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 31, 2013, 09:48:10 am
You receive Hussie's lips.

I insert my dog.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 31, 2013, 09:17:24 pm
You receive my bird.

I insert Quinn's butterfly net.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on February 01, 2013, 03:16:58 am
You receive dead roleplay.

I insert rather alive foreplay.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 01, 2013, 09:15:16 pm
You receive zombified backplay.

I insert your face.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on February 01, 2013, 09:43:39 pm
You recieve the face of an anon.

*inserts plastic*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on February 01, 2013, 10:47:51 pm
You receive some wood.

I insert some woof.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 02, 2013, 11:19:47 am
You receive some wool.

I insert some woot.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on February 05, 2013, 09:51:59 am
You receive some wood.

I insert a can of whup-ass.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 05, 2013, 03:32:31 pm
You receive a Pokemon battle.

I insert this sentence.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on February 05, 2013, 11:30:08 pm
You receive this sentence.

I isnert a misspelling.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 06, 2013, 03:52:23 pm
You receive a grammar mistakes.

I insert the other sentence that I received from inserting a sentence.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on February 07, 2013, 10:07:58 am
You receive a slew of grammatical errors, misspellings and other literary abominations. Oh great, it's all over you clothes, better make sure Quinn doesn't see that.

I insert a bucket.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 07, 2013, 02:42:31 pm
You receive a wrench.

I insert a butterfly.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on February 07, 2013, 05:28:04 pm
You recieve a moth.

*inserts a window*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 07, 2013, 05:29:37 pm
You receive a foot.

I insert a serif.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on February 08, 2013, 10:00:05 am
You receive the other foot.

I insert a hand grenade.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 08, 2013, 02:38:10 pm
You receive an explosion.

I insert the pair of feet.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on February 12, 2013, 06:15:31 pm
You recieve a pair of old socks.

*inserts Ninfia*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on February 14, 2013, 10:18:14 am
You receive the apocalypse.

I insert bad news.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 14, 2013, 09:23:15 pm
You receive good news.

I insert the good news.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on February 15, 2013, 01:00:18 pm
You receive a glass of water.

I insert some cola.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 15, 2013, 03:38:32 pm
You receive some Ni.

I insert a bunch of letters.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on February 18, 2013, 10:21:25 am
You receive some elements.

I insert Fyre.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 18, 2013, 07:40:27 pm
You receive a Whack-A-Mole game.

I insert a facepalm.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on February 22, 2013, 11:00:31 am
You recieve the Hina-face.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5a4ff3e09f89e5ec9d1be8dbd74e666/tumblr_mgp950zvke1rzsoxqo1_400.png)

*inserts an onion*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 26, 2013, 03:00:40 pm
You receive a potato.

I insert a cell phone.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on February 27, 2013, 10:11:04 am
You receive a minute card.

I insert some pennies not-money


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on February 27, 2013, 04:01:04 pm
You receive a sandal to the head.

I insert some trail mix.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 05, 2013, 04:25:06 am
You receive a small, pertinent item to your situation.

I insert some brass rail.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on March 05, 2013, 10:13:32 am
You receive a trumpet solo.

I insert a scarf.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 06, 2013, 06:46:45 pm
You receive a slightly larger than average Smoochum.

I insert moving text.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 06, 2013, 07:20:15 pm
You receive glowing text, which is apparently just highlighted text, which is odd because I remember using actually glowing text at one point.

I insert an incredibly profound thought.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on March 07, 2013, 12:09:59 am
You receive some knowledge.

I insert some scripts.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 07, 2013, 09:04:42 pm
You receive slashed out text.

I insert the answer to life, the universe and everything.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on March 08, 2013, 10:17:34 am
You receive 42 1's.

I insert some bowling balls.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 09, 2013, 03:16:46 pm
You receive Plymouth Argyle.

I insert a grid.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 11, 2013, 04:56:56 pm
You receive GridWorld.

I insert broken code.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on March 12, 2013, 10:12:22 am
You receive some humans.

I insert some references.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 12, 2013, 04:50:43 pm
You receive a table of contents.

I insert a washing machine.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 14, 2013, 04:24:25 am
You receive a brief epiphany; it is enough to vaguely startle you, but only for a second. You forget soon after what your epiphany was even about.

I insert the element Zinc.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on March 14, 2013, 10:06:14 am
You receive some K. Don't get it wet.

I insert some raisin bread.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 14, 2013, 10:32:44 am
You receive a reptile.

I insert Reptile from Moral Kombat.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 14, 2013, 06:48:57 pm
You receive a nice, steaming cup of hot chocolate.

I insert brains.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 14, 2013, 07:15:14 pm
You receive a crisp, fifty dollar bill.

I insert a shade of rich umber mimicking the sunset.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 14, 2013, 09:47:20 pm
You receive a paintbrush and am empty canvas.

I insert a bucket of rich umber paint.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 15, 2013, 05:26:56 pm
You receive a glass wall.

I insert a subtly subtle turtle.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 15, 2013, 06:18:31 pm
You receive a kangaroo.

I insert rabbits.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 15, 2013, 09:35:06 pm
You receive a vaguely stern email.

I insert a haribo.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on March 16, 2013, 01:35:16 am
You receive a dead turtle. Oh the humanity, why did Gavin not stop?

I insert some really interesting physics stuff.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 16, 2013, 11:56:30 am
You receive deadly chemicals.

I insert every holiday ever.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 18, 2013, 03:01:53 pm
You receive Chrismanukah! It's the most inclusive holiday ever!

I insert all the days off school from that.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 21, 2013, 06:59:31 pm
You receive a poofy, pink princess dress.

I insert a dragon.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 22, 2013, 09:58:38 pm
You receive enough dragon food to last your dragons discernible existence!

I insert a giant pool of mana.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on March 25, 2013, 09:18:15 pm
You receive Chrismanukah: The Movie.

I insert the world's population of bees.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on March 26, 2013, 09:32:29 pm
You receive Bee Movie: The Movie.

I insert the world's population of movies.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 02, 2013, 09:44:25 am
You receive plot twists. Good ones, bad ones, unexpected ones, explosive ones... SO MANY TWISTS

I insert some grammar fun.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 02, 2013, 10:23:28 pm
You receive NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR.

I insert the uninsertable.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 04, 2013, 10:19:38 am
The machine gives you a rose that is on fire, then slaps you.

I insert some glowy stuffs.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 04, 2013, 01:29:24 pm
The machine responds with interpretative dance.

I insert a flashlight.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 05, 2013, 11:52:33 am
You receive a flashdark.

I insert a comic.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 05, 2013, 05:46:37 pm
You receive this rather dashing, appealing font.

I insert soap.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 06, 2013, 12:39:27 am
You receive this rather absurd, revolting font.

I insert said font.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 06, 2013, 02:11:37 pm
You receive the spoken word.

I insert girder.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 06, 2013, 09:14:33 pm
You receive horses.

I insert a wish.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 08, 2013, 06:20:36 am
You receive Jirachi.

I insert my post in Topical Deterioration because whoops it isn't there.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 09, 2013, 05:59:57 pm
You receive another vending machine.

I insert a jar.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 10, 2013, 10:13:17 am
You receive some jam. Not in a jar. Should probably clean that up.

I insert a banana.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 10, 2013, 03:01:06 pm
You receive this comic about the mantis shrimp (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp).

I insert a basket of muffins.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 10, 2013, 06:06:52 pm
You receive a basket of nuffims.

I insert honey.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 10, 2013, 07:11:40 pm
You receive vinegar.

I insert someone's kidney.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 12, 2013, 10:08:44 am
You receive an icebox.

I insert a wolf.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 12, 2013, 02:37:14 pm
You receive a book with nothing written in it.

I insert the spirit of friendship.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 12, 2013, 06:11:31 pm
You receive a little glass vial.

I insert a volcano.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 13, 2013, 05:09:25 pm
You receive Dan.

I insert the power of music.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2013, 07:02:08 pm
You receive the heart of the cards.

I insert a rabbit.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 13, 2013, 07:50:16 pm
You receive a rabbit with a hat in it.

I insert PJOR.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2013, 10:42:15 pm
You receive a rabbit with a hat on it oh my god what sick bastard put a hat inside a rabbit.

I insert something lewd.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 13, 2013, 11:24:28 pm
You receive a boot to the head.

I insert parsley.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 14, 2013, 04:55:38 pm
You receive paisley.

I insert a rubber fish.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 16, 2013, 07:07:08 pm
You receive a Swedish fish.

I insert gumdrops.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 18, 2013, 10:22:41 am
You receive some lollipops, sunshine, and rainbows.

I insert covers.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 19, 2013, 05:21:12 am
You receive acid drops.

I insert H2SO2.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 19, 2013, 10:09:03 am
You receive some cats.

I insert some glue.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 20, 2013, 01:29:35 pm
You receive a broken pen.

I insert a complete collection of Pokemon cards.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 20, 2013, 03:01:55 pm
You receive The Complete Works Of Gilderoy Lockheart.

I insert penumbra.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 20, 2013, 04:35:07 pm
You receive a lightbulb.

I insert a light Bulbasaur.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 21, 2013, 08:07:07 am
You receive a light snack.

I insert a light disc.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 21, 2013, 06:50:40 pm
You receive a light weight.

I insert a light read.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 22, 2013, 04:58:48 am
You receive a light flash.

I insert a light metal.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 22, 2013, 10:07:14 am
You receive potatoes. Right from Idaho!

I insert some raisin bread.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 22, 2013, 05:10:43 pm
You receive a letter saying the following:

RAISINS DO NOT BELONG IN BREAD!! p.s. they don't belong in anything. Yours sincerely, Vend. E. McSheen

I insert some green.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 23, 2013, 10:22:30 am
You receive priceless emeralds!

I insert some rubies.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 23, 2013, 03:30:39 pm
You receive some raisins.

I insert some banana bread.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 23, 2013, 06:29:37 pm
You receive bread banana.

*inserts an ant*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 24, 2013, 05:50:56 am
You receive a Wailord.

I insert a wallet.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 24, 2013, 10:25:48 am
You receive an I.O.U.

I insert some jumbled humbles.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 24, 2013, 02:57:03 pm
You receive a URL.

I insert Danny Phantom.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 24, 2013, 03:51:54 pm
You receive a thermos.

I insert the box ghost.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 24, 2013, 05:35:30 pm
You receive the cube ghost.

I insert some 3D.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 25, 2013, 03:23:34 pm
You receive sorrow, guilt, and sundry other characters.

I insert
scrolling text


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on April 26, 2013, 10:24:34 am
You receive my annoyance.

I insert some fruits.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 26, 2013, 04:23:03 pm
You receive Bowser.

I insert a unicorn.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 29, 2013, 02:57:06 pm
You receive Bowser.

I insert selfies.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 29, 2013, 05:57:10 pm
You receive selfies of Bowser.

I insert purple.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on April 29, 2013, 07:22:09 pm
You receive my laughter track as I imagine Bowser with a duck face.

I insert a pineapple.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on April 30, 2013, 02:48:46 pm
You receive a pineapple shaped like Bowser.

I insert peaches.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on April 30, 2013, 03:05:45 pm
You receive Tenshi.

*inserts a bag of bags*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 01, 2013, 03:12:29 pm
You receive QmFzZSA2NA==

I insert 48 65 78


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on May 02, 2013, 10:21:23 am
You receive a note saying: 'no. stop.'

I insert some nail polish.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 02, 2013, 01:13:00 pm
You receive some thigh highs!

I insert some thigh lows.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 02, 2013, 10:27:01 pm
You receive a high five.

I insert a low five.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 03, 2013, 11:25:57 am
You receive a bow tie.

I insert a fly rhyme.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 03, 2013, 06:13:17 pm
You receive a spy dime.

I insert a crow dye.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 05, 2013, 08:20:00 am
You receive a glow pie.

I insert a dapper thing.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on May 05, 2013, 11:15:00 am
You receive a diaper thing.

*inserts a cucumber*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 05, 2013, 05:47:55 pm
You receive a machine.

I insert Teemo.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 05, 2013, 08:30:45 pm
You receive apple sauce.

I insert an army of frogs.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on May 06, 2013, 10:16:26 am
You receive an army of birds.

I insert bacon.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 03:33:43 pm
You receive spare batteries.

I insert a typewriter.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2013, 05:18:30 pm
You receive a stapler.

I insert my left foot.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 05:30:07 pm
You receive at least seven bagels.

I insert soap.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2013, 05:32:25 pm
You receive a full party of Pokemon.

I insert the kitchen sink.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 05:34:23 pm
You receive what I perceive to be reality.

I insert some electricity.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2013, 05:36:23 pm
You receive a snowglobe.

I insert a bunch of scented candles.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 05:45:26 pm
You receive some incense.

I insert a ouija board.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2013, 06:04:32 pm
You receive some wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

I insert some common sense.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 06:06:19 pm
You receive some Ben & Jerrys ice cream!

I insert monochromacy.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2013, 06:06:59 pm
You receive the Cgal.

I insert RAAAAAAAAINBOWWWWWWWSSSS


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 06:08:17 pm
You receive a smack on the noggin.

I insert some red font.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2013, 06:09:04 pm
You receive blue eggs and ham.

I insert school spirit.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 08:14:15 pm
You receive Nirvana.

I insert HTML5.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 07, 2013, 03:53:41 pm
You receive 5LMTH.

I insert PJOR.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 08, 2013, 03:05:04 am
You receive a korma.

I insert a pillow.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 08, 2013, 02:43:31 pm
You receive sleep.

I insert lizards.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 09, 2013, 01:20:01 pm
You receive dragons.

I insert a briefcase of nothing.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 09, 2013, 03:34:11 pm
You receive a fluffy kitten.

I insert an old typewriter.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 09, 2013, 04:00:33 pm
You receive a cue ball.

I insert a warp drive.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 10, 2013, 10:02:30 pm
You receive a Delorean.

I insert all of the Power Rangers.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 11, 2013, 09:45:54 pm
You receive a single jelly bean.

I insert teenage angst.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 13, 2013, 03:11:15 pm
You receive purple.

I insert some sound waves.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on May 16, 2013, 10:13:06 am
You receive some shock waves.

I insert some sandwiches.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on May 16, 2013, 03:38:00 pm
You receive an empty pizza box.

I insert a keyboard.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on May 19, 2013, 09:12:13 pm
You receive a Keytar.

I insert some lotion.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on May 20, 2013, 07:42:39 am
Your receive some cooking oil.

*inserts some toffee*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 25, 2013, 10:53:40 am
You receive Warp Drive 8.

I insert the British Broadcasting Company.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on May 26, 2013, 06:44:40 pm
You receive a TV licence.

*inserts Touhou*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on May 27, 2013, 11:27:51 pm
You receive these crazy awesome italics! Whoa how awesome! Haha I love to have fun!

I insert grids. Like fifteen- no, fifty.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on May 31, 2013, 07:14:05 pm
You receive a girder.

*inserts a gap*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 08, 2013, 09:06:24 am
You receive a perceivable and tangible idea. It's gifted to you on a shiny silver platter by a really ripped man-butler. Daaaaaamn.

I insert pineapple juice.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 08, 2013, 02:10:56 pm
You receive Catbug.

I insert words.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 14, 2013, 03:36:58 pm
You receive Wankershim.

I insert suffering and lamentation. And lamination.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 14, 2013, 05:52:28 pm
You receive Impossibear.

I insert the universe.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 15, 2013, 10:55:19 pm
You receive your mid-life crisis! Early! Or very possibly late. Perhaps even right on time.

I insert at least forty-seven urethras.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 15, 2013, 11:01:43 pm
You receive at least 9000 power levels.

I insert a broken pencil sharpener.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 15, 2013, 11:03:44 pm
You receive a two-person tent in the colour of your choosing!

I insert this #hashtag.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 16, 2013, 07:29:23 am
>Receives greentext

*inserts children's card games*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 16, 2013, 08:58:59 am
>Receives blueteHA PSYCHE

I insert a hexagonal object roughly the size of my skull.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 16, 2013, 09:31:45 am
You receive a box full of dice.

*inserts one of the dice*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 16, 2013, 06:05:41 pm
You receive a die full of boxes.

I insert Quinn.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 17, 2013, 07:45:20 am
You receive a Quinn full of dice. Oh.

˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop-ǝpısdn sıɥʇ ʇɹǝsuı I


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 17, 2013, 12:07:44 pm
You receive an upside-down Quinn.

I insert toothpaste.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 17, 2013, 03:05:26 pm
You receive a toothbrush Quinn.

I insert the PJO universe.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 10:52:29 am
You receive the PJOR universe.

I insert a bunch of marbles.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 11:36:59 am
You receive a Shiba Inu.

I insert a steadily growing supply of cats.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 01:38:40 pm
You receive-- Quick, don't think about cats! (http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d13047ad0e8db28a9016b6572ab8cdf/tumblr_mie9gmh9Uy1rltlbko1_500.gif)

I insert Nintendo.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 06:46:24 pm
You receive E3.

I insert the Xbone.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 07:13:04 pm
You receive my laughter.

I insert a fortune cookie.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 09:16:46 pm
You receive the ominous message, which is reads as the following; "VOLTRON WILL RISE. AGAIN."

I insert a shiny dress cane.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 09:30:27 pm
You receive a frilly dress.

I insert a Christmas tree.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 18, 2013, 10:22:15 pm
You receive Christmas.

Christmas now belongs to jolly old saint Nicola.

I insert a pair of fishnets.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:23:55 pm
You receive... oh, stockings. Christmas. You're clever.

I insert garter stockings uwu ღ


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 10:31:27 pm
You receive a stalker.

I insert a dollar.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:32:47 pm
You receive a bottle of water.

I insert some H202.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 18, 2013, 10:34:07 pm
You receive LiAr.

I insert a sugar plum.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:35:22 pm
You receive a #.

I insert Keaton Henson.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 10:39:38 pm
You receive a wish.

I insert a portable rainbow.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 18, 2013, 10:40:14 pm
You receive a flying ship.

I insert the wrong forum thread.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:41:39 pm
You receive STOP POSTING BEFORE I CAN.

I insert a fairy.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 10:42:17 pm
You receive faith and trust.

I insert :D.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:44:05 pm
You receive sorry! I just had to do a kawaii pose x3... i'm random at times haha xDD (http://s3.amazonaws.com/puricute.answers/2013/01/21/a1e78f9fbda1a6f10b07d7a9cd5cc3363.jpg)

I insert items of questionable nature.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 10:47:26 pm
You receive confidential files.

I insert Colonel Sassacre.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:49:04 pm
You receive a webcomic that defies the ages.

I insert colourful wax, a riding crop, pink rope, and a blindfold. Don't ask.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 19, 2013, 12:41:40 pm
You receive a search warrant.

I insert every typo ever.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 19, 2013, 01:59:55 pm
You receive absolute zero.

I insert xatu.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 19, 2013, 08:57:02 pm
You receive pants.

I insert a large influx of bees.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 20, 2013, 09:26:21 am
You receive a large reflux of trees.

I insert something rather charming.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 20, 2013, 12:28:55 pm
You receive a leprechaun.

I insert a box of cereal.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 21, 2013, 06:12:13 pm
You receive Lucky Charms.

I insert a bottle of water.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 21, 2013, 08:06:13 pm
You receive a cup of tea.

I insert all of the advertisements on this site.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 21, 2013, 09:16:39 pm
You receive adblock.

*inserts a paper towel*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 21, 2013, 11:48:34 pm
You receive eternal damnation and ruination.

I insert the uninsertable.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 22, 2013, 10:35:37 am
You receive a pocket dictionary.

I insert a megaphone.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 22, 2013, 03:30:56 pm
You receive a cool glowing pocketwatch.

I insert a fire flower.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 23, 2013, 07:55:23 pm
You receive a Tails Doll.

I insert a fire extinguisher.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 23, 2013, 08:41:40 pm
You receive a cardboard box.

*inserts said Tails Doll*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 23, 2013, 09:44:37 pm
You receive a Pure Soul.

I insert a pencil sharpener.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 24, 2013, 02:59:08 pm
You receive an unmarred pencil.

I insert a tyre.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on June 24, 2013, 04:31:02 pm
You receive a caterpillar.

*inserts a time gear*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 24, 2013, 07:47:35 pm
You receive a Time Lord.

I insert a half-eaten sandwich.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2013, 05:05:59 pm
You receive your very own Valkyrie.

I insert a deposit of $1,000,000 USD


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 25, 2013, 11:56:46 pm
You receive a polite note thanking you for your deposit.

I insert a grand piano.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2013, 10:32:40 pm
You receive a petite piano.

I insert two rings of Saturn.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 26, 2013, 10:34:22 pm
You receive a potato.

I insert two hula hoops.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2013, 10:35:28 pm
You receive an ear.

I insert highly questionable documents.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 26, 2013, 10:42:30 pm
You receive a highly questionable questionnaire.

I insert an old pair of shoes.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Quinn on June 27, 2013, 07:44:18 pm
You receive a bubble wand.

I insert a toga.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2013, 08:53:15 am
You receive some soap flakes.

I insert a mandarin.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 29, 2013, 02:00:06 pm
You receive an orange.

I insert a dulcimer.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 29, 2013, 10:06:53 pm
You receive a paper aeroplane.

I insert a toffee apple.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 29, 2013, 11:26:44 pm
You receive America.

I insert the alphabet.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on June 30, 2013, 04:40:29 pm
You receive a poliwag1

I insert I.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on June 30, 2013, 07:16:26 pm
You receive some inside jokes.

I insert A.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on June 30, 2013, 10:25:32 pm
You receive a large, very warm quilt.

I insert a star.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on July 02, 2013, 10:22:34 am
You receive a tatty, second-hand book.

I insert an aneurysm.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on July 11, 2013, 03:14:42 pm
You receive some jarate.

*inserts a dragon*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on August 19, 2013, 05:43:28 am
You receive 72.

I insert a goat.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 21, 2013, 11:17:45 am
You receive a flipped table.

*inserts a Swiss roll*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 19, 2013, 11:52:20 pm
You receive a standing ovation.

I insert humanities grim reminder.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 29, 2013, 04:07:49 pm
You receive an egg.

*inserts bullets*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 10, 2013, 09:50:58 am
You receive stern, fatherly disapproval.

I insert the function of a rubber duck.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 25, 2013, 12:26:15 pm
You receive a blank piece of paper.

*inserts a foot*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 06, 2013, 07:50:29 pm
You receive the Geneva Convention.

I insert one of my finest pieces of literary prose.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 08, 2013, 09:32:26 pm
You receive [x1] Breath of Life.

I insert a rubber band.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 10, 2013, 08:03:33 am
You receive a wormhole.

I insert a whole worm.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 10, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
You receive a manhole.

I insert a handkerchief.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 11, 2013, 12:02:41 pm
You receive the Chief of All Hand... kers.

I insert the last thing on your mind.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 12, 2013, 08:49:36 pm
You receive harmony.

I insert a d20.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 13, 2013, 09:25:14 am
You receive a slightly annoyed Orc.

I insert the colour yellow.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 13, 2013, 01:21:20 pm
You receive 3 fire damage.

I insert an ocean.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 14, 2013, 10:39:07 pm
You receive the insides of president Roosevelt.

I insert #barethuggin


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 14, 2013, 10:52:05 pm
You receive a phonograph.

I insert a photograph.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 17, 2013, 04:05:04 pm
You receive a vial of sheep blood.

I insert that weird brown liquid that sits at the bottom of bin bags left in the rain. Bin juice. ugh.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 18, 2013, 10:07:13 am
You receive a little person. Just a tiny, tiny man.

I insert an elite.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 18, 2013, 10:02:24 pm
You receive a Pokeball.

I insert Josh's baby.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 19, 2013, 01:01:39 pm
You receive the fleeting memory of my child.

I insert acceptance.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 20, 2013, 05:35:14 pm
You receive anger.

I insert an empty jar.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 21, 2013, 10:28:48 pm
You receive a klondyke bar (those are like an american candy thing, right?)

I insert my unending _____.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on December 25, 2013, 11:02:41 am
You receive you _________'s. But because it's unending, it fills up your room with you inside and crushes you.

*inserts Christmas*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 25, 2013, 01:47:01 pm
You receive Christmas. But because it's unending, you have to get me presents forever.

I insert a matchstick.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on January 02, 2014, 05:35:55 am
You receive a bean.

*inserts a hat*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on January 03, 2014, 03:00:45 pm
You receive the inside of Paul the Fool's pocket.

I insert something of value.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on January 05, 2014, 01:12:23 am
You receive a semi-precious gem.

I insert my tears because Return of the King.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on January 06, 2014, 02:28:09 pm
You receive The Jedi Strikes Back.

I insert broccoli.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on January 17, 2014, 12:43:43 pm
You receive a sugar cube.

*inserts some cardboard*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 10, 2014, 08:55:17 pm
You receive a pizza.

I insert the state of Kansas.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on August 14, 2014, 07:06:33 pm
You receive a block of dirt.

*inserts a selfie*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on August 18, 2014, 09:47:10 pm
You receive a hashtag.

I insert a mountain range.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 20, 2014, 01:01:55 am
you receive eucalyptus leaves.

I insert what could never, what should never, and what won't ever be inserted.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on September 20, 2014, 08:56:20 pm
You receive a pretzel made out of only the finest paradoxes, imported from Australia.

I insert a Renaissance Fair.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 21, 2014, 03:28:23 pm
you receive a typewriter, and the faint notion that you've probably already received a typewriter from this vending machine before.

I insert diplomatic immunity.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on September 21, 2014, 06:41:00 pm
You receive deja vu.

I insert Scotland.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on September 21, 2014, 11:05:45 pm
You receive England.

*inserts dongers*


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on September 22, 2014, 06:14:31 pm
You receive a censor bar.

I insert the art of animation.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 25, 2014, 05:56:07 pm
you receive the animation of art.

I insert a gif.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on September 26, 2014, 06:01:33 pm
You receive a bottle of Jif peanut butter.

I insert jelly.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 28, 2014, 06:09:47 am
you receive a bowl of Gel jelly.

I insert the moon.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on September 28, 2014, 07:11:31 pm
You receive Sokka.

I insert a binder full of notes.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on September 30, 2014, 06:02:11 pm
you receive a gaff.

I insert a firefox tab.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on October 02, 2014, 01:13:33 pm
You receive a Google Chrome tab.

I insert paste.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 03, 2014, 06:40:17 pm
you receive copy.

I insert hash.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jessica on October 05, 2014, 03:12:42 am
You receive an octothorpe.

I insert a coat hanger.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on October 07, 2014, 06:36:08 pm
You receive a squid.

I insert plans.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on October 30, 2014, 12:40:32 pm
you receive a brochure for an Irish retreat! nice!

I insert a plastic bottle belonging to Daniel.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on October 30, 2014, 09:44:17 pm
You receive apple juice.

I insert the power of magicscience.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 06, 2014, 07:37:16 am
you receive strawberry trifle.

I insert childish gambino.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on November 07, 2014, 04:25:50 pm
You receive a childish casino.

I insert cashews.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 11, 2014, 04:10:39 pm
you receive a hobnob.

I insert a glowstick.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on November 12, 2014, 04:16:54 pm
You receive a censor that makes no sense to be there???

I insert a one-line post preview.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 16, 2014, 08:00:12 pm
you receive an end to your life as you know it.

I insert a palette.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on November 17, 2014, 02:35:30 pm
You receive a pallet.

I insert a Pokeball.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 25, 2014, 01:18:22 pm
you receive nothing in return.

I insert winter.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on November 27, 2014, 10:45:10 am
You receive a bunch of flowers.

I insert Alpha Sapphire.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on November 29, 2014, 04:12:39 pm
you receive a chaos emerald.

I insert a urethra. from somewhere. it's somebodies, but i don't know whose.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on November 30, 2014, 09:32:01 pm
You receive -1 kidneys.

I insert green flame.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 10, 2014, 08:49:50 am
you receive an unending sense of unworth.

I insert, probably for the third time, what must not be inserted.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 10, 2014, 11:56:12 am
You receive Avada Kedavra.

I insert the color fuchsia.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 14, 2014, 03:24:01 pm
you receive a very pretty but otherwise useless shade of purple; a hue that sits right between wine-red & dark pink.

i insert, like, a million trucks.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 14, 2014, 11:17:12 pm
You receive a walrus.

I insert a high-five.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on December 24, 2014, 09:45:43 pm
you receive part of a wrap drive.

i insert yung lean.

EDIT:  i meant warp drive, but a spaceship part that creates burritos is okay with me    ( ´∀`)☆*:・゚✧


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on December 25, 2014, 08:15:11 am
You receive space burritos!

I insert a tree.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on January 04, 2015, 05:06:56 am
you receive mother nature, who, descending upon you with all flowery purpose and apple-blossom about her hair, tells you that everything you know needs equal and ample chance to grow, and, without much further furore, she spreads her arms around you. pausing to take but a single gentle breath, she whispers, "only you can protect my lands." you would be listening, but she is so magical, you begin to suspect that even her dumps smell like roses and oh my god this unanswered question is distracting you so much

i insert a laurel.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 04, 2015, 01:53:02 pm
You receive a dramatic, omnidirectional wind.

I insert an old license plate.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on January 05, 2015, 06:50:37 am
you receive a folder containing all of your most embarrassing photos ever.

i insert the function of a rubber duck.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 05, 2015, 01:53:09 pm
You receive a flying car.

I insert vortices.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on January 07, 2015, 04:44:42 pm
you receive a global empire, spanning the entire planet.

i insert soap.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Cola on January 08, 2015, 10:30:12 am
You receive a missing pair of glasses.

I insert a bowl of cereal.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Jo on January 09, 2015, 09:10:26 am
you receive booty.

i insert  S A D B O Y S.


Title: Re: The 'Vending Machine'
Post by: Dani~ on October 25, 2015, 07:39:47 am
You receive a bucket.

I insert a gold brick.