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Title: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 24, 2009, 04:30:11 pm
He-he, another randomly fun topic to mess about in. Ok, so the aim of the game is simple: Crush the wish of the person above you!!! (You evil shinanagons!)
The template is as follows:
Crushed Wish of the person above

Your wish
And so on and so forth...

Example:

Grace: I wish for a pony!

Jimmy: Unfortuanatly, the pony is rabbid and gives you rabies.
However, I wish for something more interesting: Money!

Grace: Unfortuanatly, the money is rabbid an gives you rabies, too.

I wish for a non-rabbid pony!
Etc.

Ok, so here goes!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 24, 2009, 04:30:59 pm
I wish for a SQUIRREL. 'Nuff said.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 24, 2009, 04:52:21 pm
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, the squirrel thinks that your head is a giant nut, and eats your head.

I wish for a book.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on July 24, 2009, 04:54:26 pm
Oopsie! The book had been posessed by an evil spirit! Major Karma!!  You had to get rid of it :(

Teheha I want a Bunny Chan named Gracie!



Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 24, 2009, 05:33:41 pm
Granted. The bunny loves you very muich, but ate me, and all the people you love.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 24, 2009, 05:48:30 pm
(What do you wish for, Dark-kun?)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 24, 2009, 05:50:05 pm
YOU BROKE THE RULES!!! YOU BROKE THE RULES!!! *throws Jake off a cliff*

Now, where were we.... Oh yes, my wish!

I wish for a deadly pizza


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 24, 2009, 05:52:22 pm
Granted, but It murders you.

I wish I was Nightwing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 24, 2009, 05:53:59 pm
You get a Deadly pizza, but it isn't just a deadly pizza, it's a DEADLY920 PIZZA! Which means your eating me... :(

I wish for MONEY. Right here, right now.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 24, 2009, 05:57:50 pm
Accepted. You get 100000000000000000000000000000 $, and spend it all. Then, when you spend the last of it, you find out it is all counterfits. The police kill you.

I wish I was Nightwing, since it didn't happen last time.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 24, 2009, 05:59:58 pm
You become Nightwing. Yay. I don't want to crush this wi -- Oh, you just flew into a volcano. Oh dear.

I wish that the police couldn't kill meh!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 24, 2009, 06:02:06 pm
Nightwing can't fly.

Accepted, You are prosicuted, and are forced to leave the country.

i wish Josh had wings!!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 24, 2009, 06:04:45 pm
Dammit, I HATE YOU. Forcing me to crush my own wish! NOOOO!

I get wings! Tada! But I get a scratch on a wing. OH NO! That's crushing enough.

I wish for un-poisoned cake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 24, 2009, 06:11:25 pm
Granted, but as soon as you pick up the cake, the atoms of the cake split resulting in a nuclear explosion, killing everyone in a 10 mile radius.

I wish for *silence*


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: looneyluna on July 24, 2009, 06:13:24 pm
Silence was granted, you went crazy since you couldn't hear anything.

I wish for nothing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 24, 2009, 06:16:42 pm
Nothing happens and you die. MUHAHAHAHAHA

I wish Josh got wings, and so did Aura!!!!! And Violet, if she wanted wings!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 24, 2009, 06:58:23 pm
Granted, but the wings are fake. So we all fall to our deaths.

I wish for a RP


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 24, 2009, 07:01:00 pm
The RP is so utterly horrible you commit suicide.

I wish for F U N.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cinder on July 24, 2009, 07:04:49 pm
You got Firey Uranium and Nitroglycerin...
It explodes


I wish that I could really transform into a Dragon.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 24, 2009, 07:06:47 pm
You get pwned for not making a wish.

I wish for a creative deadly pizza


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cinder on July 24, 2009, 07:12:28 pm
You got Firey Uranium and Nitroglycerin...
It explodes


I wish that I could really transform into a Dragon.
You get pwned for not making a wish.

I wish for a creative deadly pizza
You get pwned for not waiting a second. So the Pizza starts to fly and shoot pepperoni rockets at you.


I repost my wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 24, 2009, 07:19:06 pm
Granted, but as soon as you turn into a dragon, someone see's you and then all the armies in the world take you down.

I wish I had waited a second.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cinder on July 24, 2009, 07:57:22 pm
Time reverts back. The Pizza now instead separates into 8 slices and flies around killing people with Anchovy Bullets. You were the first Victim.


I wish I could write a Best-Sellers book.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 24, 2009, 07:59:41 pm
Granted, but it turns out, you copied a book that was already published with out noticeing, and you are thrown in jail.

I wish I had an Ipod.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 24, 2009, 08:14:41 pm
Granted, but the only thing that is on there (and it cannot be taken off) is the theme song for some little kids show. To make it even worse, you can't put anything on there either.

I wish for a fish with a dish


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 24, 2009, 08:20:31 pm
Granted, you are eaten though.

I wish for - -monthster eats me-


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 24, 2009, 08:22:33 pm
Granted! *world esplodes*

I wish for the correct spelling of esplodes


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on July 25, 2009, 01:47:11 pm
Teheha Your wish has been granted!!! --> EXPLODES <-- But uh-oh!!!!  England and America just changed the spelling to esplodes :(

:D I wish for a photograph with someone off PJOR!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 25, 2009, 02:08:46 pm
Accepted, but when the picture takes with me and you, we both esplode and die. MUHAHAHA.

I wish I was Batman!!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on July 25, 2009, 02:11:36 pm
(Aww that picture would of been cute...)

Teheha!!! You turned into Batman! However...Robin didn't like you, and assasinated you! Oh noes!!!!

I wish for Imouto San and Rainii to come so we can be the H.S!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 25, 2009, 02:17:44 pm
Granted, but y'all get into major fight, and all hate each other.

I wish Grace-Chan would join the avian rpg I set up.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on July 25, 2009, 02:20:34 pm
(I would never hate Imouto San or Onee Chan!!!!!!!)

Hai Dark Kun, as you wish I shall join... but Aura kicked me out.. WISH OVER!!!!!

I wish for... a wish!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 25, 2009, 02:22:46 pm
Yesm your wish is accepted. You wish that they didn't hate you, and it works. They UTTERLY DISPISE EVERYONE YOU EVER LOVED/LOVE


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 26, 2009, 02:50:41 am
*burns Jake for not making a wish*

FAIL!!!

I wish that Jake had made a wish for me to crush...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: looneyluna on July 26, 2009, 06:05:02 pm
Wish Granted, but his wish crushed you!!

I wish for a this site to be very active!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 26, 2009, 06:12:22 pm
Granted, but for that to happen, you have to leave this site forever.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on July 27, 2009, 12:03:57 am
Twilli: *Warps Aura out of the dimension for not making a wish*

Mira: I wish Twilli didn't do that.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 27, 2009, 02:51:26 am
Granted, but you must be warped out of this dimension to do so.

I wish I'd rememebered to make a wish


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 27, 2009, 10:24:19 am
Well, Time is a busy man, so he doesn't have an open slot for you to do so. Lot's of history to make.

I wish I could get to the stage of Route 1 in my journey!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on July 27, 2009, 10:50:23 am
Granted but, The site was destroyed by hackers as soon as you did.

I wish I had got more sleep last night.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 27, 2009, 02:17:00 pm
You make up for lost sleep by sleeping. Forever. However, your are invincible, so live until the end of time. But you are still sleeping. Forever.

I wish I had a better Flash player!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 28, 2009, 06:17:30 am
Granted, but who said it wouldn't implode as soon as you used it?

I wish for alt <'s ll lines


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 28, 2009, 09:48:22 am
That cannot be granted as I don't know what it means!

I wish I could learn all 12 Naruto handsigns and learn a few jutsu...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on July 29, 2009, 04:48:28 am
Granted, but because of co-int <'s ll lines, you will die as soon as you use your new techinques.

I wish Joshua knew the math


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 29, 2009, 07:58:10 am
That cannot be granted. HE ALREADY KNOWS COMPLEX SOLUTIONS TO LIFE-CHANGING SOLUTES. He just can't make a decent cuppa.

I wish my opaqecy transwarped into transparency. (The flashy saying of 'I wish I was invisible!')


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 29, 2009, 03:18:10 pm
Granted, but you become too invisible and turn into a ghost so you can't do anything except float around, forever.

I wish I had an Arceus with me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 29, 2009, 03:29:30 pm
Hey guys! Let me introduce Daniel, whom I know in real life. He is a big Pokemon and Sonic fanatic, and the most important thing is we have a new (possibly) active member! YAYZOR! How 'bout you go to the 'Introduce Yourself' Forum and tell us about yourself? Oh yeah, wish crushing time...

Granted, however, the Arceus fuses with you and you become a meta-human-pokemongod! Oh wait, that's a good thing! Umm, a boulder suddenly falls on you and YOU DIE INSTANTLY!

I wish for someone to wish for an infinite uncrushable amount of money and protection against everything blah blah blah as I have the most brilliant comeback!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on July 29, 2009, 07:43:55 pm
Granted, But Chuck Norris Comes and Kills you for God Modding! (Nothing can beat Chuck)

I wish I had a pet Joshua.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 29, 2009, 08:07:49 pm
Granted, but Josh turns into Chuck, (No body beats Chuck. ^.^) and slaughters you.


I wish I was wolverine!!!!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 30, 2009, 06:57:22 am
Granted, but poachers hunt you down and kill you.

I wish I went to the Green Hill Zone.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on July 30, 2009, 10:33:56 am
Granted, but Chuck turned it into the Red Hill Zone.

I wish I had an HD TV.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 30, 2009, 12:12:35 pm
Granted, but as soon as you turn it on, a new '24-hour' revamped channel of Cbeebies is airing, the remote breaks, and it's the only remote in the world for that TV.

I wish I was a Genie, capable of crushing wishes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on July 30, 2009, 04:37:57 pm
Granted, but Twilli killed you!

Twilli: Ha!

Mira: I wish I had 5 dollars.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 30, 2009, 05:44:16 pm
Granted, but when you try to spend it, you notice that it is monopoly money.

I wish I got rid of Ganon for good!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 30, 2009, 05:49:20 pm
Damn you, stealing my comebacks!

You do, but for ruining a great CD-I game Phillips CD-I company have to sue you 5 dollars. In monopoly money. (Mira, SAVE DAN!)

I wish Mira saved Dan.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on July 30, 2009, 10:40:46 pm
Granted, but I decided to kill him after

I wish for a leaf


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 30, 2009, 10:42:05 pm
Granted, but it some how cuts your neck of your body, and you bleed to death.

I wish for my left ear plug to work.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 31, 2009, 06:22:00 am
Granted, but it works too well and makes you go deaf.

I wish Heartgold & Soulsilver would hurry up and be realeased.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 31, 2009, 06:24:29 am
They hurry up and get released... in Thailand. Then they're out of stock to release them in England.

I wish I could have this wish crushed with something other than death.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on July 31, 2009, 09:20:27 am
Granted, but poachers hunt you down and kill you.
Wolverine can't die. MUHAHAHAHA

Granted. You don't get the game, and I get ALL OF THEM.

I wish Josh got Heart GOld and Soul Silver.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 31, 2009, 09:37:37 am
Granted, but when Josh trys to play it, it blows up in his face!

I wish my lv1 Destroyer had no weakness!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 01, 2009, 11:52:23 am
Granted, but he dies every thirty seconds.  >:0

I wish that Grace would come online!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 01, 2009, 11:55:13 am
Granted, but for that to Happen, you'd have to leave when she came on!

I wish for another Cat.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 01, 2009, 12:03:55 pm
Granted, but your younger sister/brother/cousin will try to ride it like a horse.

I wish I could push Jake over a cliff.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 01, 2009, 05:25:18 pm
Granted, but when you walk away, the end of the cliff falls off and you fall to your doom!

I wish for nothing!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 01, 2009, 05:35:36 pm
Nothing Happens and you Die. Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh!!

I wish for a Seed.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 02, 2009, 07:03:29 am
Granted, but it is really a necular bomb and blows up in your face!

I wish for a cheat book.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 02, 2009, 01:47:24 pm
You get a cheat book - a massive game guide to satisfy your gaming needs. How massive? One mile in diameter and 1000 stone in weight. It crushes you. You die.

I wish for a magical unicorn... Erm, crushing houses!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 02, 2009, 02:20:28 pm
Granted, but as soon as it gets granted, you somehow die instantly!

I wish for Thursday to hurry up!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 02, 2009, 02:49:52 pm
Granted, but Time stops instantly afterwards.

I wish for a bio update.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 02, 2009, 04:40:02 pm
Your bio is deleted in the process. You look. You can't believe it. You die.

I wish for Youtube Poop!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 02, 2009, 04:56:27 pm
Granted, but you watch one with explosions and it comes out of the TV and kill you!

I wish I could DIE!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 02, 2009, 04:59:45 pm
You die.

I wish my sister would go to sleep.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 02, 2009, 05:06:32 pm
Granted, but you fall asleep aswell.

I wish for a piece of poop.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Blazarific on August 02, 2009, 06:56:43 pm
Granted, but you have to eat it to.

I wish I was at school.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cinder on August 02, 2009, 07:34:37 pm
Granted but your the only one there and a gang decides to blow up the school. You die in the process.

I wish I had a uniform like my RP Character [Black-like Jumpsuit and a Green Cape]


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 02, 2009, 07:58:06 pm
Granted, but it self destructs, killing you in the process.

I wish that I had a better computer.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Reni on August 02, 2009, 08:57:48 pm
Granted, but the next day a thief broke into your house and stole it.

I wish I had some pizza.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 02, 2009, 08:58:34 pm
Granted but a strange man ate it before you could.

I wish for more wishes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cinder on August 02, 2009, 09:08:28 pm
You all of a sudden have all the wishes in the world, but before you could make any of them, a giant meteor hit you and killed you. You lost all of your wishes when you died.


I wish for HG/SS to be here in America now!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 03, 2009, 04:12:07 am
Granted, but they're all glitchy and really bad in quality.

I wish for a fish with a dish


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 03, 2009, 05:25:04 am
Granted, but the fish throws the dish at your neck to chop off your head and you die!

I wish for my gum to stop hurting!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 04, 2009, 07:02:01 pm
Granted, but then your teeth fell out!

I wish for a molecule.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 04, 2009, 07:31:57 pm
Granted, but then a huge atomic explosion vaporizes you.

I wish for candy.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 04, 2009, 07:37:10 pm
Well, I was a about to grant the Wish, but Twilli stopped me. You got an empty Candy Wrapper instead. Too Bad.

I wish for an uncrushable Wish!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 04, 2009, 08:20:47 pm
Granted, but it gets smashed instead.

I wish for house.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 04, 2009, 08:32:09 pm
Granted but Illtwi Shot the Supports with his Might Shotgun and it Fell apart!

I wish for another Personality.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 04, 2009, 08:59:26 pm
Granted but it is a super sweet, flower girl throwing flower petals.

I wish for another name.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 04, 2009, 09:03:03 pm
HAH! You didn't Crush it! I don't have a personality like that! Thanks!

It could not be granted because the previous wish was not crushed.

I wish for a name for my new personality!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 05, 2009, 05:23:51 am
Granted, but if I write it here for you to see, you would explode and die!

I wish for 1 penny!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 05, 2009, 05:25:52 am
I had a name for Mira's new persona, but it involved waayyy to much usage of the word **** to be allowed.

Granted, but it's shot at you at the speed a bullet goes at and rips through your lungs so you die a very slow, painful death.

I wish for a *beep*athon


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 05, 2009, 05:32:45 am
Granted, but those 'beeps' were coming from giant bombs that blow up from underneath you and you die!

I wish for evil!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 05, 2009, 05:37:31 am
Granted, but techincally, evil doesn't exist. So you can't make that wish. So you tear the fabric of reality, and let loose my version of Pokemon. Which is bad, 'cause then, even a cute little Eevee is quite capible of eating your heart.

I wish for an phone


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 05, 2009, 08:14:35 am
Granted, but it's 1000 tons and falls on you and you die!

I wish for Weegee!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 05, 2009, 03:27:07 pm
Granted but the world explodes when it appears.

I wish for McDonald's fries


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 05, 2009, 03:35:07 pm
Granted, but they covered the fries with poison, so you die by simply picking them up!

I wish for rupees!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 05, 2009, 05:19:21 pm
Granted, but when you get your rupees, I blow them up with my bazooka! MWAHAHAHA!

I wish that Jake fell off a cliff!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 05, 2009, 05:29:31 pm
Granted, but you slip off the edge of the cliff and die!

I wish for a sock!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 05, 2009, 06:05:41 pm
Granted, but you accidentally swallow it. Why, I don't know...

I wish for a chocolate bunny!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 05, 2009, 11:49:15 pm
Granted, but I ate it first!

I wish for Rain!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 06, 2009, 03:35:13 am
Granted, but it turns into acid rain and burns you!

I wish for a killer monkey that would never harm me in any way!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 06, 2009, 08:23:58 am
Unfortuanately, the killer monkey is actually a toy killer monkey, so technically, you can't kill anyone with it.

I wish Dan would come round my house and show me his new laptop!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 06, 2009, 08:28:05 am
Granted, but I'm in Totnes for today and most of tomorrow!

I wish for a new laptop!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 06, 2009, 08:40:13 am
Wait, this wish has already been granted!

I wish for a laptop myself.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 06, 2009, 08:43:13 am
Granted, but it is a cheap toy version that doesn't work!

I wish I was in The Mushroom Kingdom!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 06, 2009, 12:31:50 pm
Granted but You are arrested and thrown in the dungeon for all eternity.

I wish that I was me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 06, 2009, 04:18:03 pm
Well then, I can't say much more than these two words: You. Die.

I wish for a hug! <(^_^)>


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 06, 2009, 04:59:22 pm
You get a hug, by a giant grizzly bear who kills you in the process!

I wish for Yoshi.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 06, 2009, 05:02:23 pm
Granted but he eats you, killing you and spitting you out as a fireball.

I wish for a piece of paper.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 06, 2009, 05:09:47 pm
Granted, but it cuts your neck and you die!

I wish for something that won't kill me in any way!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 06, 2009, 06:03:55 pm
Granted but you catch on fire and it will never go out, so you live with the burning pain for the rest of your life.

I wish for a free DSi.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 07:09:38 pm
 Granted, but then someone stole a DSi from a store, and the Police thought is was you and they Owned you A**!

I wish for Something that could kill me! (Its a test)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 06, 2009, 07:13:17 pm
Granted, a meteor is coming straight towards you, but suddenly it makes a turn at a 90o angle, and kills nobody.  But then you get chained up and a vulture eats your liver everyday (it grows back at night), and you cannot die.

I wish for more knowledge about old myths, like the one i just referred to.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 07:16:03 pm
Mira: It could not be granted because the Previous wish was not properly crushed... Reason of non Crush:

My good brother, not the insanely evil on-

Evil Twilli: HEY!

Mira: would kill the vulture and free me.

I wish for a name.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 06, 2009, 07:18:29 pm
Granted, but you and all of your personalities fade into nothing, ceasing to exist when the name is given.

I wish Mira would stop saying that I dont properly crush a wish. :'(


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 07:21:18 pm
Granted, but you I made you esplode instead. (I remembered...)

I wish for An unsmashable and uncrushable wish!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 06, 2009, 07:23:55 pm
Granted, but you lose your ability to talk, write, and type, so you can not wish for anything on the wish.

I wish for a afro.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 07:25:19 pm
OHMIGOD! YOU DIDN'T MAKE A WISH! I KEEL YOU FORZ DAT!

I wish for everything and Nothing! (Another Test)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 06, 2009, 07:44:21 pm
[I did make a wish look it^^]

Granted, but a vortex, created by the the clash of everything and nothing, sucked you in and you are trapped in the darkness forever.

I still wish for an afro.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 07:47:45 pm
Granted, but I burnt it.

I wish for a wish that would not kill me, yet somehow kill me!! (I like dah tests...)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 06, 2009, 07:50:09 pm
Granted, but instead you get nothing.  So you explode, die and come back, then the vulture eats your liver again.

I wish for Mira to stop with the tests.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 07:54:58 pm
Granted, but now I'm making you crush wishes you would like to not crush!

I wish Brendan had wings.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 06, 2009, 08:05:07 pm
Granted, but i rip them off personally.  I do not want wings.  *Patches self up to stop the bleeding.*

I wish Mira lost all of her personalites.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 08:18:17 pm
Granted, but the unnamed personality I have that hadn't been properly introduced found a name and created more personalities!

I wish Brendan had a little machine that attracted every girl that looked at him!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 06, 2009, 08:27:19 pm
Granted, but right after you were the first one to look at him, blindfolds became the new fashion.

I wish that everyone was happy.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 08:31:18 pm
Granted, but then the world exploded because E. Twilli and Illtwi are incapable of Being happy!

I wish that Nicola had a Barrier around her that stopped her wishes from being crushed!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 06, 2009, 08:40:45 pm
Granted, but Nicola isn't there anymore because the world already exploded from her last wish, remember?

I wish that this wish would not be crushed.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 08:42:41 pm
Granted, It got smashed instead!

I wish That the Year was one day shorter!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 06, 2009, 08:44:38 pm
Granted! Except the year was one day shorter... They added the extra day on about fifty years ago.

I wish that Mira had amazing supernatural powers.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 08:47:29 pm
That could not be granted because I already have amazing Supernatural Powers!

I wish was that Nicola had amazing Supernatural Powers!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 06, 2009, 08:50:47 pm
Granted, but then Nicola died and respawned without the amazing supernatural powers.

I wish that everyone would do the Hare Hare Yukai.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 08:53:33 pm
It could not be granted because I have no idea what that is!

I wish that you would post in City of Thorns!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 06, 2009, 08:55:59 pm
Granted, but it's a really bad post that gets us nowhere.

I wish that I could think of something to contribute in a City of Thorns post.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 06, 2009, 08:58:38 pm
Granted, I PM it to you, then Aura comes on and deletes City of Thorns because no one was posting in it!

I wish that Aura would come on when I was in!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 06, 2009, 09:09:36 pm
Haha, you said 'in', therefore it's granted! Aura will come on when you're in... in a box, that is.

I wish you knew what the Hare Hare Yukai was.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 07, 2009, 01:21:17 pm
Granted, but you forget your knowledge of Hare Hare Yukai.

I wish that I could jump on a Snorlax!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 07, 2009, 01:42:53 pm
Granted, but the snorlax turns around and crushes you!

I wish for pie!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 07, 2009, 06:59:26 pm
Granted, but the pie is deadly pie! So it throws Apple chucks at you and eats your loved ones!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 09, 2009, 04:48:42 am
*Mira is clawed for forgetting to make a wish*

I wish for something to do...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 09, 2009, 11:38:16 am
Granted, but it is so addicting you can't stop. And this thing is, Cutting yourself. You've become an Emo. So Sorry.

I wish Aura would come on More.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 09, 2009, 02:38:10 pm
Granted, but me and Aura team up against you all the time!

I wish school would start soon.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 09, 2009, 11:33:26 pm
Granted, but then the school got invaded by Nazis!

I wish for a wish


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 10, 2009, 05:29:30 am
That wish happens to be for the world to implode, but because I have to crush that, the universe implodes

I wish that we all came on at the same time. (Goddamn those timezones...)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 10, 2009, 06:04:12 am
Granted, but because so many people are on at the same time, the internet explodes in our faces!

I wish for a better internet connection.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 10, 2009, 08:45:21 am
Granted but then your computer's security fails and tons of viruses destroy your computer!

I wish the training Pokemon on Leafgreen was easier.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 10, 2009, 11:56:54 am
 Granted, but then a fire rips through your house and you lose everything!!!

 I wish for rioting Penguins!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 10, 2009, 11:53:23 pm
Granted, but they turn out to be a bunch of Piplups that me and Grace own!

I wish I had a bunny!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 11, 2009, 02:51:20 pm
 Granted, but then Illiwt shot it with his Shotgun.
 I wish I had Rioting Penguins that the H.S. Didn't own.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 11, 2009, 02:57:47 pm
Granted, but then Princess Grace and Queen Rainii sign a contract and own all penguins and piplups!

I wish the HS had world domination!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 11, 2009, 03:05:55 pm
Granted! I dun wa- Oh dear. Twilli Just destroyed the World.

I wish I had a Sceptor


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 11, 2009, 03:24:26 pm
Granted, but it is too big for you, -sudden wind gust comes in and the sceptor falls on Josh-

I wish for a shoe.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 11, 2009, 03:27:40 pm
Granted, but it was so smelly, you died from it!

I wish for the time now!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 11, 2009, 04:43:18 pm
Could not be granted, because I can't understand that!

I wish for a second!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 11, 2009, 04:46:43 pm
Granted, but in that second, you somehow die!

I wish I knew what time it was now!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 11, 2009, 04:50:01 pm
I dunno! I'm probably not in your time zone! SORRY!

I wish I had more friends!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 12, 2009, 06:48:09 pm
Granted but then one of them kicks you into a giant vat of hot sauce.

I wish that I had a giant cupcake!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 12, 2009, 07:26:23 pm
Fine, You get the Cupcake! But It eats you!

HAH! I WISH FOR EVILNESS!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 12, 2009, 07:40:32 pm
Granted, but then Princess Grace somehow turns the world into a place of sweetness!

I wish for a whole basket of sweets!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 14, 2009, 06:37:19 am
I'm so sorry Rainii! But Jake stole the basket!

I wish for a pony!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 14, 2009, 12:00:59 pm
Granted but the pony bites me... -_-

I wish that Jake was a basketball.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 14, 2009, 12:03:26 pm
Granted but he bounce,bounce, bounced into a river and floated into the sea!!

I wish that Queen Rainii turned into a girly girl!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 16, 2009, 03:54:15 pm
Granted, but then I hit Jake with my purse!

I wish I had more ice-cream!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 16, 2009, 03:58:57 pm
Granted, but I ate it all!

I wish that stuff would be on TV!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 16, 2009, 04:08:16 pm
Granted but it's all EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!

I wish that Grace was here!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 17, 2009, 08:09:51 am
Granted but some one kidanapped me!! Oh no!!

I wish that Rainii would come rescue me!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 17, 2009, 09:50:16 am
Granted, but then some one kidnapps you again. Oh no!!!! -makes a plan-

I wish for the new Maximum Ride Book.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 17, 2009, 10:04:03 am
Granted but I accidently drop your book into my lit fire place.. whoops...

I wish for.. Rainii!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 17, 2009, 10:16:08 am
Granted, but the new choclate kingdom fell on her, and you never see her again.

I wish the kingdom didn't fall


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 17, 2009, 10:20:15 am
RAINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Granted, but Rainii is still crushed OH NO!!

I wish fooooorrrrrrrr  Ballet flats!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 17, 2009, 10:21:28 am
Granted, but they fall into your fire place too, when it has the hottest flames ever.

I wish your shoes where back :P


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 17, 2009, 10:29:28 am
Granted, but they are black from the ash.

I wish that Danii Dono and Cupid Dono would turn into girls!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 17, 2009, 10:35:26 am
Granted, but they are annoying, draw all over you with make up.

I wish the shoes wwhere back to their normal color.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 17, 2009, 11:39:22 am
(HOW COULD YOU GRACE, WISHING THAT ME AND JOSH WERE GIRLS!)

Granted, but they are now lined with poison, and if you touch them, you will die!

I wish Josh was online, so I can tell him off!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 17, 2009, 03:08:14 pm
Granted, but he finds you in RL and kills you. OH NOES!!!!

I wish Grace didn't touch the shoes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 17, 2009, 03:12:06 pm
*Puppy dog eyes* But DanDan Dono...it was only an ickle wish..are you really mad at meeeeee?

Granted but now I have to dance barefoot.

I wish that people wished for other things than shoes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 17, 2009, 03:14:25 pm
Granted they wish for Socks.

I wish Teddy didn't hate me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 17, 2009, 03:17:47 pm
Granted but then you flirt with Imotou San and he does hate you again.

I  wish that someone would ref our PvP Battle.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 17, 2009, 03:21:07 pm
( I wouldn't do that...Now.)

Granted, But they choose favotism, and I win!


I wish that my new laptop worked.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 18, 2009, 12:02:09 am
Granted, but then It is super smart, flirts with your mom, And she throws it out!

I wish Hitler was back!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 18, 2009, 05:21:22 am
Granted but then I assasinated him.

I wish that Rainii and me could begin our adventure yay!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 18, 2009, 07:23:47 am
Granted, but the HS has no more fans except me, and uyour rivals are stronger, All 4 of them.

I wish my laptop was back, and wasn't a flirt....Thats me xD Just kidding.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 18, 2009, 08:22:47 am
Me and Rainii dont have any rivals except Danii and Joshii Dono..

Granted but it is a flirt.

I wish for ice cream!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 18, 2009, 08:32:54 am
Granted, but I poisoned it!

I wish for my diary back from Grace!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 18, 2009, 10:18:08 am
Granted, but then I get it  >:0

I wish my Shin-Yuu was logged online.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 18, 2009, 10:27:33 am
Granted but then Daniel Dono scares me and I leave.

I wish that Daniel could wear a tutu with ballet flats and a head piece.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 18, 2009, 10:35:53 am
Granted, but he becomes a dancer, and is somehow better then you.

I wish my cell phone would work.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 18, 2009, 10:41:26 am
Better than me?? Guess I should start training!!

Granted but then the sim card is pronounced faulty.

I wish that Josh and Rainii were a couple!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 18, 2009, 10:43:16 am
Granted, but then Rainii has no more time for you, and joins Daniel and Josh's team.

I wish Grace wasn't alone on her team.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 18, 2009, 11:02:24 am
Teheha! I don't mind if Rainii leaves aslong as she's happy silly! But she would never leave me anyway!

Granted I recruit Nicola and Imoto San but then they leave!

I wish for a world that knows no fighting


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 18, 2009, 11:10:52 am
Grant- How can I make that bad......Nevermind, your wish is DECLINED

I wish thqat my MSN would work.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 18, 2009, 08:21:27 pm
Granted but then I smack you upside the head with a bat.

I wish for...Grace Chase!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 18, 2009, 11:58:29 pm
Grant- How can I make that bad......Nevermind, your wish is DECLINED

Ungrantable. I couldn't live without violence. =)

Anyway~

Granted, Everybody starts chasing Grace, but to kill her! I win of course.

I wish... Um... *Choose something completely Random* I was a girl and wasn't so evil! Wait... What's wrong with that sentence...?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 19, 2009, 07:51:40 am
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! -uses magic and revives-

Anyway, Granted. But all the guys you used to hate (cept me) Are crushing on you, and they all ask you out. You say yes.

I wish for a new set of ear phones.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 19, 2009, 07:58:34 am
Granted, but when you put them on, they explode!

I wish nothing bad would come out of this wish!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 19, 2009, 08:14:11 am
gra- Wait what? Ya know what, screw it, DECLINED.

I wish for nothing!!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 19, 2009, 08:34:07 am
Granted, but people steal all your stuff, so you definatly have nothing. Except the clothes you wear now!

I wish for a SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIDE!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 19, 2009, 08:40:18 am
Granted, but it my version of Fun. Nuf' Said.

I wish for a fat cat with a bat! Uh, That wouldn't hurt me!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 19, 2009, 08:50:23 am
Granted. The Fat cat beats you dead with a bat, and eats you.

I wish f- -is taken away by giant bird-


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 19, 2009, 09:10:55 am
Granted! Uh, whatever it was, I crushed it in someway!

I wish for a Kitten!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 19, 2009, 09:15:13 am
Granted, but whaen you get it, it's 10 meters tall and crushes you!

I wish for really good YTP's!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 19, 2009, 09:20:53 am
Granted, but YouTube has banned you, and you can't watch any of them.

I wish more people would read my fan fic.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 20, 2009, 07:24:51 pm
Granted, but then people come after you with torches and pitchforks!  >:0

I wish that Grace was online. *sigh*


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 20, 2009, 07:29:23 pm
Lol, Nice one Rainii!

Granted, But then you have to go.

I wish that my friend wasn't a maniac that tried to hurt me. Alot. OW! (He slapped me in the back of the head. ****ard)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 20, 2009, 07:48:24 pm
Granted, but he turns into a normal person that tries to hurt you.

I wish for a perfect world.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 20, 2009, 08:20:25 pm
Granted, But its my version of a perfect world. Nuf' Said.

I wish for somethin to Do.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 21, 2009, 11:50:26 am
Granted, but you instantly get extremely bored with what you are doing and kill yourself.

I wish Pokemon were real.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 21, 2009, 11:56:52 am
Granted, but some people get freaked out.. Oh noes!!

I wish for.............. an ice cream!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 21, 2009, 12:03:33 pm
Granted, but Dan shoved it in your face.

I wish I was had ice-cream.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 22, 2009, 10:37:00 am
Granted but Josh shoves it in your face..

I wish for Joshii Kun to come back from his holiday so we can talk on MSN!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 22, 2009, 10:38:12 am
Granted, but then MSN explodes.

I wish for Evilness. (Wow, I've wished for that a lot now.)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on August 22, 2009, 10:39:42 am
Granted but then I purify it and all the bunnies rule under Berri Chan!!

I wish for the bunnies of the world to be happy!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 22, 2009, 11:06:12 am
Sysillia: Granted! But then Jake Stole some to Torture!

I wish for Happiness!

Twilli: How did I manage to make her?!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 22, 2009, 07:17:42 pm
Granted, everyone is happy. Execpt for you.

I wish for a Zombie Gyarados (AKA Fluffy)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 22, 2009, 07:27:55 pm
Granted, but It eats everyone, leaving you alone with a man-eating zombie Gyarados.

I wish for an uncrushable, unsmashable and, unstretchable wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 22, 2009, 07:37:05 pm
Illiwt: Granted, Its blasted several times with mah Shotgun!

I wish for some shotgun polish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 23, 2009, 04:21:51 pm
Granted, but I throw it at your face.

I wish that everyone was on at the same time!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 23, 2009, 04:32:36 pm
Granted, but because everyone is on, it crashes the internet forever.

I wish my team was level 100 and EV trained to the max in each stat in Diamond.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 23, 2009, 04:36:53 pm
Granted, but the game can't hold the stength of those pokemon and it blows up!

I wish for a pea.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 23, 2009, 05:02:20 pm
Granted, but you get squsihed by a million peas.

I wish for a Dr. Pepper.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 23, 2009, 05:06:57 pm
Granted, but instead of all 32 flavors, you get one flavor, skunk flavor.

I wish for bunnies to attack Daniel.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 23, 2009, 05:50:14 pm
Granted, but then they start attacking you too.

I wish for MOAR PERSONALITIES!!!!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 23, 2009, 06:08:11 pm
Granted, but all of the personalities that you now have causes you to explode.

I wish that the bunnies stop attacking me, I am their friend.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 23, 2009, 06:20:43 pm
Granted, Jake came on, and Grace redirected them to attack him, but then she kills you because you swatted one.

I wish my friend wasn't such a bunneh hater or the hater of other small cute things...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 23, 2009, 09:39:35 pm
Granted but their hatred of bunnies is ransferred to you.

I wish that Grace was here, dang it!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 23, 2009, 09:44:43 pm
(One of teh few wishes I dun wanna crush...)

Granted, but then Jake corrupted her and she hates you.

I wish for MOAR BUNNEHS!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 23, 2009, 09:51:56 pm
(WHAT?! T-T NOOOOOOOO!!!!)

Granted, but they belong to me.

I wish that Twilli was my friend!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 23, 2009, 10:16:32 pm
We are... Wish Denied because its already reality.

I wish That Dan didn't hate bunnehs so much.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 23, 2009, 11:22:10 pm
Granted because me, you, Steph and Grace beat the crap out of him!  >:0

I wish for...um...candy I guess...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 24, 2009, 12:12:43 am
 Granted, You get a dump truck load of Candy! But then Jake steals some, Dan would, but he has too many bite marks and broken Bones, and he is still a carrot, and I'm am still munching on him~♥

 I wish for Dan would come on when Me, Rainii, Grace, and Steph were also on!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2009, 04:35:46 am
Granted, but you all get forced to leave untill I'm gone.

I wish that I won't get killed by Twilli, Rainii, Grace & Stephinie. (AKA the faces of evil)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 24, 2009, 05:53:14 am
Granted, but you forgot the mention the most evil of them all...

*Aura kills Daniel in some epic way*

I wish I didn't have a German test tomorrow...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2009, 05:55:54 am
(wait, you mean that YOUR joining the faces of evil?)

Granted, but it's a French test instead.

I wish The faces of evil would kill Jake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 24, 2009, 09:51:29 am
Granted, One of my many personalities Make Jake kill some bunnehs, So we can leave you alone, and then we kill Jake for a while!

I wish Dan wouldn't Complain so much!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 25, 2009, 08:14:22 pm
Granted but then he falls in love with you! Awww!

I wish Grace was here!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 25, 2009, 08:17:57 pm
(OH GOD NO!)

Mira: Granted! Grace comes on, but she is too busy Killing Jake for cheating on her with Syssi to notice you!

Twilli: I wish Grace was on so she could beat the living hell out of Jake!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 25, 2009, 08:19:33 pm
Granted, but after 10 minutes, the F.o.E. go for ice-cream!

I wish that Josh was here...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 25, 2009, 08:25:06 pm
HE IS HERE! DENIED!

I wish for MOAR POEMS!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: RedFox on August 25, 2009, 09:33:49 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Poems are DUMB!!!


I wish that this thread would keep going. 

:)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 25, 2009, 09:36:51 pm
Granted it does keep going, but then you get banned!

I wish I wouldn't be left alone so much.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 26, 2009, 05:18:08 am
Granted, but I appear and chase after you because I love you! (wait, did I just say that?!?!?)

I wish I never said that.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 26, 2009, 05:58:04 am
Granted. You wrote it. In a love letter.  >:0

I wish for pure yin to destroy the broken link to 'charms!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 26, 2009, 09:02:12 am
Denied because I can't make heads or tails of that!

I wish Dan didn't love me. (Or one of my personalities)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on August 26, 2009, 09:17:41 am
Granted. But I am.

'Wish Grace wouldn't kill me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 26, 2009, 09:23:37 am
Granted, We use Dan and Josh as a shield, and she finally gets tired, we run, but then Dan and Josh are also coming after us, even though Grace tore their limbs off, but they're still steamed.

I wish that Grace couldn't kill us.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 26, 2009, 04:42:07 pm
Granted, me and Josh kill you intead!

I wish that you hurry up and have that baby! :D


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 26, 2009, 04:53:16 pm
 6 DAYS DAN! JUST WAIT! DENIED~

 I Wish Josh and Dan wouldn't keep on bugging me about this... :'(


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 26, 2009, 05:07:02 pm
Grantd, but everyone else is.

I wish for something to be on TV.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 26, 2009, 05:20:32 pm
Granted, Your Remote Dies, The buttons on the TV are screwed, and the plug is stuck in, and A lil' Kids show is on, with full Volume!

I wish for, uh... Grace not to come on and hurt me...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 27, 2009, 10:21:20 am
Granted, but I hurt you instead.  >:0 Batting practice!

I wish that I had an afro like this:  O8)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 27, 2009, 10:32:38 am
Granted, But your hair becomes uncuttable and everyone teases you.

I wish.. for... um... I dunno... Jake to be a girl?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 27, 2009, 09:11:15 pm
Granted but Dan falls for him. HAHA!

I wish...for...um...Brock was a real guy! Lol.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 27, 2009, 10:47:34 pm
Granted, but because of Reality, he stumbled around cause he never opens his Eyes!

I wish... (Wow... We've already wished for pretty much everything... Wow... Um...) for... Well... My iPod to fix itself! (The bottom half of teh screen is Not there!)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 27, 2009, 11:57:25 pm
Granted but I jack it for a day and a half!

I wish for...um...I don't know...uh...Josh was on I guess...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 28, 2009, 12:21:42 am
Granted, He comes on, but you have to leave!

I wish that I Hadn't brought my iPod swimming with me...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 28, 2009, 02:36:18 am
Granted, you took your computer swimming instead.

I wish for something to repair the broken link to charms!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 28, 2009, 09:19:28 am
I don't know what that is!! DENIED~

I wish I knew what that meant.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 28, 2009, 08:45:00 pm
*Thinks*
Denied for I do not know what you are talking about.

I wish that everyone would be respectful.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 28, 2009, 08:54:25 pm
Mira: *Looks at Twilli, Illiwt and self* TECHNICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! DENIED!

I wish that Wolf would think before acting.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 29, 2009, 07:13:32 pm
Granted, he now takes years to think everything through. But because of that, you and all your personalities get hit by a truck.

I wish know one will ask me how ^ works.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 07:15:59 pm
Uh... Granted, but then I ask you.

I wish for a Truck!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 29, 2009, 07:18:38 pm
Granted, but it hits you. Again.

I wish someone would type in Pokecharms into google, go into the forums, then the fanfic area, then into the Rise of Team Neos and PM me the chapter after the one where Brian has his test for joining.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 07:20:26 pm
Uh... Wat? Denied...

I wish for a truck that wouldn't hurt me in anyway.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 29, 2009, 07:21:38 pm
Granted. The truck doesn't hurt you. But the people inside the truck with guns do.

I wish for 666, the devil's number


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 07:25:39 pm
Granted! But then the Devil Kills you, and sends you to the void, and your stuck with everyone you hate for eternity!

I wish for a Truck and anything associtated with it couldn't hurt me!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 29, 2009, 08:07:29 pm
Granted but then I hurt you with my skateboard!

I wish for...um...a new skateboard!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 08:12:05 pm
Granted! But then I take it and Give it to Jake.

I wish for a Clay Bunny!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 29, 2009, 10:11:00 pm
Granted, but you drop it and it shatters.

I wish for one more day to do my assignment


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: RedFox on August 29, 2009, 10:35:00 pm
That's what Sundays are for...

I wish that we broke off into spontaneous musical numbers more often.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 10:37:10 pm
 Granted, but we all suck at singing.

 I wish for flying cheese!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 29, 2009, 10:40:28 pm
Granted, but it eats you because you insulted my singing!

*Aura is a decent soprano*

I wish for some random song!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 29, 2009, 10:44:56 pm
Granted! You get the song I'm listening to! (http://www.aimini.net/view/?fid=x7VhIRtF6uWrWYMaw7Tm)

I wish I wasn't as addicted to the song I'm listening to! (http://www.aimini.net/view/?fid=x7VhIRtF6uWrWYMaw7Tm)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 29, 2009, 11:50:18 pm
Granted but you become addicted to Dan singing!

I wish for more ice cream!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 30, 2009, 12:44:04 am
*Breaks into a million pieces*

Granted, you get more Icecream! Yey! But after you take a bite, you find out its not Cherry, its Squirrel blood.

I wish for MOAR MUSIC!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on August 30, 2009, 12:49:53 am
Granted, but it's crap music.

I wish I knew I had that Geography Assignment yesterday...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 30, 2009, 12:55:59 am
 Granted, Time jumps back, and you get the assignment, but then you forget to do it, and your back where you started. Again.

 I wish for THAT NEW RHCP TO COME OUT SOONER!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 30, 2009, 07:03:47 pm
Granted, but because I don't know what it is, I beat you with a bat!

I wish for everyone to be nice!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 30, 2009, 07:06:27 pm
Denied. Illiwt can't be nice.

I wish Rainii would stop making me want to take out the Nazi Army.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 30, 2009, 07:12:53 pm
Granted, but I take you out instead! :insert evil grin here:

I wish for a bigger bazooka that fires faster to take Syssi and her army out with!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 30, 2009, 07:19:56 pm
Granted, but while you were aiming, I fired a nuke at you!

I wish I had more Nukes, More Nazis, and More Followers!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 30, 2009, 07:28:17 pm
Granted, but my bunny army destroys them all and tie you up!!

I wish I kne what to do with my newfound prisoner...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 30, 2009, 07:30:47 pm
Granted, but as I tell you, I use my Ruby Eyed Dagger to escape!! MWAHAHA!

I wish for music!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 30, 2009, 07:32:43 pm
Granted, but it's my "Take You Prisoner" music that makes you do whatever I say! MWAHAHAHA!!

I wish that Jake was here to watch me push Syssi off a cliff,


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 30, 2009, 07:34:07 pm
He would never do that! Denied!

I wish Rainii would stop with the taking prisoner stuff!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 30, 2009, 07:34:58 pm
Granted, but then I start hugging you mercilessly!! XD

I wish for an infinite amount of cupcakes!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 30, 2009, 08:30:43 pm
Granted! You eat a lot of them, then I tell you they're poisoned!

I wish I coulda gone to the AC/DC Concert!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on August 30, 2009, 08:38:53 pm
Granted, but your mom escorted you!

I wish I wasn't poisoned by those cupcakes!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 31, 2009, 09:39:01 am
Granted, you explode instead.

I wish for people who gave a **** about my life.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on August 31, 2009, 08:45:41 pm
Granted, but they all die immediately.

I wish my Pokemon Diamond was working.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on August 31, 2009, 09:26:43 pm
Granted, but when you put it in your DS, it explodes.

I wish for Flaming, Flying, Friendly, Foe Fish!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 01, 2009, 04:56:26 am
Granted, but the place is blown up as soon as a chord is played.

Whoops, wrong wish!

Granted, but one lands on your head. And they're on fire. And you have oil in your hair.

I wish for a Razor Claw!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 01, 2009, 08:25:29 am
Granted, but it comes to life and rips you to shreads!

I wish for a non poisoned, tainted, or any thing bad done to a banana!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 01, 2009, 10:00:36 am
Syssi: Granted, but then you find out you are allergic to a perfect banana.

I wish for.. Hm. Jake is still alive... Dan helped me by not telling Grace what has happened... Jajaja...

Mira: *Takes oppurtunity* I wish Grace would come on again!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on September 01, 2009, 02:58:05 pm
Otis: Granted, but then I eat her, before she can say anything, and she doesn't come 'out' for about 3 weeks.
 Jake: O.O Uh....
Crystal: Ewe.
(I do personalities too. Just not often.)

Draco: I wish Twilli didn't steal my wings....


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 01, 2009, 04:12:40 pm
Granted, Then Narah Does.

Narah: WOOT! MORE FEATHERS FOR MEH ARROWS!!

Uh, K... I wish for AC/DC!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 01, 2009, 08:56:26 pm
Granted but you get arrested for kidnapping!

I wish for...um...a new bat!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 01, 2009, 09:20:03 pm
Granted, but then you let me borrow it, it comes back charred.

I wish for DANCIN DANCERS!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 01, 2009, 09:22:33 pm
Granted, but I accidentally shoot my bazooka at them and they die.

I wish for a cupcake!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 01, 2009, 09:24:36 pm
Granted, You eat it, and it explodes and you die. You also go to hell for being mean to Jake. I'll meet you down there. >:0 >:0

I wish more sins, so I can commit them!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 01, 2009, 09:32:48 pm
Granted but then I hug you and you become nice like Grace!

I wish for Grace!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 01, 2009, 09:35:18 pm
(Syssi is nice O:). I meant to put Twilli:)

Granted, but then shes too busy killing Jake to notice you! (She was on earliar today. lol.)

I wish for flying flier fighters!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 01, 2009, 11:21:20 pm
Granted but they crash into Mt. Moon...

I wish for nothing!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 02, 2009, 11:10:23 am
Granted. But you got killed by nothing. Somehow. Someway.

I wish for: BLACK!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 03, 2009, 08:26:11 pm
Granted, but you're thrown into a white room with a spot of black paint and go mad staring at the walls! XD

I wish for black angel's wings!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 03, 2009, 11:04:50 pm
Granted, but then I tore em off.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 04, 2009, 04:13:57 am
^ Just got murdered for not making a wish.

I wish for... PI!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 04, 2009, 11:08:52 am
(Damnit!)

Granted. You got a bunch of homework about the number of the Circle. And no one helps you.

I wish for an unknown force to own Rainii!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 04, 2009, 11:26:37 am
(What's that even supposed to mean?)
Um...granted but I throw Jake at you.

I wish that I knew WTH Twilli was talking about...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 04, 2009, 04:36:08 pm
Granted: Basically, It means something that you can't see, hear, or feel, to come and kick your ***.

And it Happens. Mwahaha.

I wish for an instant replay!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 04, 2009, 09:30:33 pm
Granted, but it's so instant, your eyes explode!

I wish that nothing came to kick my ***...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 04, 2009, 10:09:46 pm
Granted, I kick your back instead.

I wish for Californication!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 04, 2009, 10:20:35 pm
 Granted, but then you start singing, and Jake bans you for spamming. lol.

 I wish for a test!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 04, 2009, 10:33:13 pm
Granted, but it's an impossible test. And if you don't complete it, you die.

I wish for a reff.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 04, 2009, 10:40:47 pm
Granted, But they hate you, and use favortism.

I wish that the Toronto Boo Jays didn't live up to their Name.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 04, 2009, 11:48:45 pm
They will.... when your dead.

I wish for a squillion wishes!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 05, 2009, 12:39:41 am
Granted but your fairy godmother kills you a chainsaw because she got tired of your wishes.

I wish for...um...a giant cupcake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 05, 2009, 02:09:19 am
Granted, but it's a giant MONSTER cupcake, and thinks you'd be a nice snack.

I wish for this wish to be crushed (Ha! How are you going to crush it now? You have to crush the wish, because that's what you have to do in this topic, but if you do, you're also granting the wish! HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA!!!)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 05, 2009, 03:13:48 am
Granted but because I can't think of anything, I crush you with a hammer. XP

I wish I wasn't sick...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 05, 2009, 10:53:01 am
Granted, but then you get sick again.

I wish for the money go through onto my mom's credit card faster!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 05, 2009, 09:02:04 pm
Granted, but then your mom gets arrested cuz the money was illegal.

I wish there were more people on.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 05, 2009, 09:55:53 pm
 Granted, But then you hafta leave.

 I wish for a Sammich.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 06, 2009, 08:43:53 pm
Granted but it actually turns out to be a sandwich made from a guy named Sam.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 07, 2009, 01:14:23 pm
Granted, but then a giant test appears in front of you and you have to do it!

I wish for a tissue.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 09, 2009, 03:21:02 am
Granted, but you only have it because The Plague is sweeping the world again. ('course, I'm immune)

I wish for a mad cat


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 10, 2009, 09:35:13 am
Granted, but it leaves you.

I wish for a wish!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 10, 2009, 02:36:41 pm
Granted, but just as it was was about to grant the ultimate wish, you blow up and the wish gets cancelled!

I wish for the ultimate wish!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 10, 2009, 04:48:02 pm
Granted. But then you die of awe at what happened.

I wish for wishers.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 11, 2009, 05:41:15 am
Granted, but because I misheard you, you get fishers

I wish for the intermanet!  :P


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 11, 2009, 04:50:49 pm
 *WTF look* WHAT THE FU** IS THE INTERMANET?!

 DENIED

 I wish I knew what the Intermanet was.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 11, 2009, 04:58:04 pm
Could not be granted as I don't know what that is!

I wish that I also knew what the Intermanet was.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 11, 2009, 09:11:25 pm
Granted, but as soon as you find out, you both die.

I wish for the inter(ma)net!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 11, 2009, 09:15:37 pm
It could not be Granted, as I am Dead.

I cannot Wish, as I am Dead.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 11, 2009, 09:24:04 pm
OOOkkk....

I wish for... a fish...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 12, 2009, 04:55:00 am
Cannot be granted as I also am dead!

I wish to be revived with Volvic Revive!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 12, 2009, 07:01:54 am
Granted, but as soon as your revived, your killed again. By me for not granting my last wish.

I wish for my last wish (which was a fish incase you don't remember)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 13, 2009, 07:41:22 pm
Granted but it's a tiger shark and it's hungry!

I wish that there really was a Skull Care Bear. XP


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on September 13, 2009, 08:27:07 pm
Granted, but it explodes, killing all other care bears.

I wish for a fish in a dish, making a wish for a fish in a dish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 16, 2009, 03:57:35 am
Granted, but you're cursed to speak in riddles for the rest of your life

I wish for another fish in a dish with a wish on a... ship!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Radboy66 on September 16, 2009, 08:02:23 pm
Granted, but the ship explodes leaving no trace of your wish...or the fishes wish.

I wish for myself.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 17, 2009, 03:00:34 am
Granted, but it's a female you.

I wish for      


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 19, 2009, 12:12:18 pm
Granted, but that line becomes an anaconda and eats you.

I wish for a twin.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 19, 2009, 12:20:17 pm
Granted, but it's evil and kills you!

I wish I wasn't bored.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 19, 2009, 12:33:50 pm
Granted, but then I slap you with a mackerel.

I wish I knew what quest to do next.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 19, 2009, 12:42:35 pm
Granted, but the quest is for you to die!

I wish for lotsa spaghetti!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 19, 2009, 12:45:05 pm
Granted, but Mario and Luigi kill you for stealing  Princess Peach's sphaghetti.

I wish that this weekend wasn't so boring.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 19, 2009, 12:54:46 pm
Granted, but, uh.....umm...meh DENIED!

I wish I had more YTP material.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 19, 2009, 01:00:51 pm
Denied cuz I have no clue what that is.

I wish for more cream cheese frosting!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 19, 2009, 01:14:23 pm
Granted, but it's been poisoned!

I wish for money.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 19, 2009, 02:08:56 pm
Granted but Kakuzu from Naruto kills you cuz you stole his.

I wish that I beat Danielle in a Coordinator contest!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 19, 2009, 02:20:03 pm
DENIED! You can never hope to defeat me!

I wish my Pokemon leveled up once.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 19, 2009, 08:19:45 pm
Granted but the my Pokemon evolve THREE levels. XD

I wish that there was a Coordinator contest so I could crush Danielle!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 19, 2009, 11:35:33 pm
Granted, But then he hires a trained Mercenary to track you down, and kill you. Oddly enough, Its me.

I wish I had another Knife.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 20, 2009, 01:53:12 am
Granted, but I use it to stop you from killing me.

I wish that Twilli wasn't so mean to me...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 20, 2009, 10:27:09 am
 DOES NOT COMPUTE

 INSERT WISH CODE 1893-A7FJ1-B2N4Y ALSO KNOW AS: I WISH FOR CAKE.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 21, 2009, 10:13:41 am
Granted, but there was an atom bomb inside it and it blows up in your face!

I wish for a hen wearing a tie!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 22, 2009, 09:25:49 am
Granted, But the Chicken is Rabid, and it bites you. You have to be put down. Painfully.

I wish for a lil' lamp with lightness!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 23, 2009, 01:18:02 am
Granted but the light is actually all the nice feelings of the world.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 23, 2009, 04:23:24 am
Hmph..... CHAOS BLAST!!!!! *destroys Rainii*

I wish for your face!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on September 23, 2009, 05:08:10 am
Granted, but my face is soooo big that is crushes you underneath you.

I wish that you'll pray!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 23, 2009, 09:29:56 am
 Who'll pray o.o? Denied...

 I wish that I didn't have sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much homework F3!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 23, 2009, 11:21:33 pm
Granted, but then you are assigned 75 tests in one day.

I wish I knew why Twilli doesn't like me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 25, 2009, 05:03:32 pm
Because you have to fight me. *Face Melt*

I wish I could play WoW!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 25, 2009, 05:05:59 pm
Granted, but when you do, it self-destructs!

I wish I didn't yawn......


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on September 25, 2009, 05:06:26 pm
Well, Too bad, Denied.

I wish I wasn't sick.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on September 25, 2009, 11:01:31 pm
Granted, but then someone close to you gets sick instead.

I wish for, uh, another trip to the movies...I think...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 18, 2009, 06:46:58 am
Granted, but the only thing there are baby movies.

I wish I had more members on my website.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on October 19, 2009, 09:24:55 am
Too bad. Denied.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 19, 2009, 09:32:36 am
Granted, you go college instead.

I wish I didn't have to go to college.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on October 19, 2009, 09:35:08 am
Fine. NOW, you have to go get a  Full-Time job.

I wish for AIR...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on November 01, 2009, 03:20:00 am
Granted but you suddenly become Kirby!!

I wish that I could give Twilli a hug.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 01, 2009, 08:59:31 am
Granted, You hug me. But I give you Face melt, Claw, Fang, Fire, Spartan, and Wet Cat therapy.

Ha.

I wish Rainii (who I guess just changed her name), would LEARN!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 01, 2009, 09:02:44 am
Granted. She learns about how to kill a Yisdu!!! >:0

I wish for more activity on teh site.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 01, 2009, 09:05:46 am
You don't get your wish granted. Because you fail. At Yisdology.

A Yisdu can only be killed by one thing. And Its a very hidden secret.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 01, 2009, 01:34:52 pm
FALCON PAUUUUUNNNNNNCH!!!!!!

I wish I knew the secret of how to kill a Yisdu!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 01, 2009, 06:34:24 pm
Fail.

You just go OWNED BY AIR!!!!!!!!!

And I stole your Emergency Cola.

Mwahaha.

I wish Dan had more Cola.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 01, 2009, 06:38:49 pm
Granted, but it's your emergency cola!

I wish for a dot.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on November 02, 2009, 10:24:29 pm
Granted but it's super huge and rolls away and crushes your car.

I wish Twilli and I could be acquaintances, if not friends.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 03, 2009, 04:30:36 pm
Wait, I have a car? Why didn't anyone say I have a car?!

Granted, but the friendship only lasts 1 minute! Then Twilli will hate you for the rest of your life!

I wish I had a pet Weegee!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on November 03, 2009, 04:36:31 pm
Granted but your crushed car falls on it.

I wish for Grace.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 03, 2009, 04:40:26 pm
HA! You know not of the power of Weegee!

Granted, but she kills you!

I wish for lamp oil.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on November 03, 2009, 06:01:30 pm
Granted, but after Grace kills me, she gets mat at you and has Twilli set you on fire with it.

I wish for chocolate.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 03, 2009, 06:08:08 pm
Granted, but because you are dead, I try to eat it! But it melts because I'm on fire!

I wish for bombs!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 04, 2009, 06:14:33 pm
Granted! But they're lit...

I wish for ~AIR~


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 05, 2009, 12:27:39 pm
Granted, but the air kills you!

I wish for Stone Luigi.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 05, 2009, 09:15:24 pm
... No.

Too Bad.

I wish for something in the world to do something. (HAH!!)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 06, 2009, 05:13:22 am
Hmm...DENIED! DENIED I SAY!

I wish for rope.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 06, 2009, 09:18:06 am
Mwahaha. You already granted my wish by Posting. Ha. You get squat.

I wish for                      


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on November 06, 2009, 11:30:04 pm
Denied because I don't know what the heck that is.

I wish for Twilli and I to beat the crap out of Danielle.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 06, 2009, 11:39:11 pm
Deal.

Your banned because we're actually gonna work together...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on November 07, 2009, 01:06:50 am
*nothing happens even though you didn't make a wsih* Need an ally.

I wihs for three SMGs.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 08, 2009, 12:12:29 pm
Uhh... NO!

I wish I had some backup!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on November 13, 2009, 09:14:07 pm
Granted, but I give the leader guy a cookie and your backup joins my side.

I wish Danielle's death is painful.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 14, 2009, 11:39:44 am
No... :'( Please your onipitence, have mercy!

I wish I didn't die!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 14, 2009, 08:47:55 pm
Too bad.

I wish for SOMETHING to happen.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 15, 2009, 06:26:46 am
Granted, I don't die!

I wish that the Tails Doll came here and helped me!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on November 20, 2009, 06:29:27 pm

Granted, but when I fired him out of a bazooka with a missile, he was destroyed and it rained stuffing.

I wish for a chocolate bar.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 21, 2009, 05:57:02 am
He wil return...

Granted, but it's filled with tiny bombs that will blow up in 5 minutes time.

I wish for a bomb that only explodes when I say so.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 23, 2009, 09:37:19 am
 Granted. But it has a special word that -->I<-- Chose! MwAAHHAAHAHHAH

 I wish for SOMETHING. (HA)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rainii on November 23, 2009, 11:07:28 pm
Granted. I hug you and put a bomb on you. It explodes.

I wish that the world was a better place.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 24, 2009, 09:32:50 am
Granted, the world a better place now that I have Ł1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!

I wish for even more money!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on November 24, 2009, 03:29:49 pm
Granted, but then the bank you stored it in is robbed.

I wish for anything.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 26, 2009, 12:03:46 pm
Granted, nothing and everything happens at the same time, which tears the space-time continuum.

I wish that the space-time continuum would go back to normal!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on November 26, 2009, 12:36:31 pm
Granted but then a giant cookie falls on you.

I wish I had a giant cookie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 26, 2009, 12:54:01 pm
Granted, but I ate it!

I wish for chocolate.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on November 26, 2009, 01:26:21 pm
Granted, but then -->I<-- ate it!

I wish for better photo editing sites.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 26, 2009, 01:29:34 pm
Granted, but they blow up the computer.

I wish for a dot of doom!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on November 26, 2009, 01:46:52 pm
Granted, but when I start the hug chain, the doom disappears.

I wish for a huggy.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 27, 2009, 01:07:40 pm
Granted, but the doom resumes in the dot!

I wish for another dot of doom!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 28, 2009, 10:35:44 am
Granted. But then i make it bigger, and it swallows you! MWHAHHAHAHAHAHZHHZZ!

I wish for a not-so-crazy Dog!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on November 28, 2009, 08:14:03 pm
Granted, but it turns out to be Daniel as a dog.

I wish for a random anything.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 29, 2009, 05:29:25 am
Woof woof, woof woof woof!
Translation: Granted, but it's a random flying T.V that somehow eats you!

Woof woof woof woof.
Translation: I wish for a bone.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on November 30, 2009, 09:34:12 am
 Sure. *Whacks Dan with a large bone, right on the Head, knocking him out*

 I wish for more pizza...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on November 30, 2009, 10:33:28 pm
Granted but the pizza is Danielle in disguise.

I wish for ice cream.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on December 02, 2009, 12:22:27 pm
Granted but Jake scoffs the Ice cream!! :'( Sorry Sis <3

I wish for Jakey!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 02, 2009, 02:25:12 pm
Granted, but he doesn't like you anymore.

I wish I could hurry up and finish downloading these downloads!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 02, 2009, 05:53:10 pm
 Sysilia: Well, When it finishes, Jake also finishes explaining whats happened since Grace left, and she destroys your laptop by accident! *Disappears*

 Heh Heh. I wish Jake would hurry up and get on to do his explaining...

 Narah & Mira: *Burst out laughing*


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 03, 2009, 08:57:29 am
*eye twitch* Granted, but when Jake finishes explainind, you and all of your other personalities get trapped in Pandora's box.

I wish for Grace.  ;D


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 03, 2009, 09:22:47 am
 Syssi: Too bad! *Disappears again*

 Heh. I wish for more music.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 03, 2009, 09:28:24 am
Granted but the music you already have is destroyed.

I wish for something random.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on December 05, 2009, 03:51:26 pm
Granted but that something turns out to be a thirsty Edward Cullen and he totally devours you!!!

I wish for Jasper Hale <3


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on December 05, 2009, 04:11:09 pm
Granted, but then Alice fights you for her.


I wish for Alice. lol


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on December 05, 2009, 04:13:49 pm
Granted but then I fight Alice for you and I win HA!

I whooped Alice Cullen!

I wish for Jakey!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on December 05, 2009, 04:17:57 pm
Granted. Here I am.  *hug*

I wish for Grace.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on December 05, 2009, 04:19:28 pm
Granted!!!!  Hiya!!! *Huggle*

I wish for Kakime Dono!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on December 05, 2009, 04:22:50 pm
Granted.

kakime: Hello! *explodes*

I wish for _____


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on December 05, 2009, 04:24:10 pm
Granted but the                turns out to be a kiss on the cheek from Grace!!!

I wish for ......


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 05, 2009, 05:21:21 pm
Granted.
"..." turns into a hug from me.

I wish for somebody to be online.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 05, 2009, 07:24:34 pm
We are.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 06, 2009, 12:33:32 am
*sets Twilli on fire for not making a wish*

I wish for something random.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 06, 2009, 05:43:30 am
Granted, a monkey falls on you.

I wish for something more random.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on December 06, 2009, 09:38:36 am
Granted. You get electricuted.

I wish for _________


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 06, 2009, 04:53:22 pm
__________ is filled with: something EVEN more random!

You get beat up by a giant Cigar! Smoking kills!

I wish fo- AGH! *Gets hit by a Car*


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Grace on December 06, 2009, 04:55:12 pm
Wow my wish came true..

I wish for a cookie!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on December 06, 2009, 05:33:43 pm
Granted. It's a magic cookie, that gives you magical powers just like mine.

I wish for Grace.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 06, 2009, 05:37:45 pm
 Too bad.

 I wish for a car to crash into Grace.  >:0


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on December 06, 2009, 05:42:35 pm
WISH CAN NOT BE GRANTED.

I wsih you'd die.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 07, 2009, 01:03:45 am
Granted, but Angel Kakime revives her. Bad angel side.

I wish for Angel Grace and Angel Jake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 08, 2009, 01:02:47 pm
Granted, but they both kill you.

I wish someone revived Kakime.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on December 08, 2009, 02:20:51 pm
I would never kill Kakime!!!!


*revives*

I wish for Grace to come, because I miss her. And I need to talk to her.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 08, 2009, 10:13:59 pm
(Thank you, Jake.  ;D Daniel, watch yourself.... >:0)
Granted but she is mad at you for something.

I wish that I could find Chapter 8 of KHS.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 08, 2009, 10:35:56 pm
 Granted. But then Grace dies!  >:0 >:0 >:0 >:0 >:0


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 08, 2009, 11:11:55 pm
*eye twitch* You just love to push my buttons, don't you, Twilli? *grabs pellet gun and shoots Twilli for not making a wish and annoying me*

I wish that Twilli became nice.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 09, 2009, 09:15:32 am
Mira and her two daughters: Not gonna happen... (It would defy the laughs of EVERYTHING)


Syssi: I wish for a meteor to hit Grace! (ביסל הור... <OMFG ITS YIDDISH!!!)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 09, 2009, 01:03:24 pm
Hmm... DENIED!

I wish I could end Twilli.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on December 09, 2009, 02:29:05 pm
granted. See ya Twills. *dances on his grave*

I wsih Grace was here, Cause I miss her!!!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 09, 2009, 02:32:40 pm
Granted, but as soon as she comes on she leaves again.

I wish for pie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on December 09, 2009, 02:38:02 pm
granted. *smashes pie in Daniel's face* That was to easy...


I wish for- *dissapears*


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 09, 2009, 02:40:08 pm
*wipes off pie from face*

Granted. I think. Meh.

I wish for another pie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Skye on December 09, 2009, 03:24:31 pm
Granted but I got hungry and scoffed it.

I wish for a burger


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 09, 2009, 03:28:21 pm
Granted, but I ate it.

I wish for a crumb.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Skye on December 09, 2009, 03:32:10 pm
You ate my burger... that was for Grace...

Granted but Hansel and Gretel use it in their trail.

I wish for Kakime Dono


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on December 09, 2009, 03:33:12 pm
Granted. But he runs away. Meanie.



I wish for....Grace.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 09, 2009, 04:59:02 pm
 Mira: Not Granted, cause you called Kamime-Freund a guy... (And shes gonna know...)

 I wish for death...

FYI: Grace, KAMIME IS MIRA'S FRIEND NOT MINE!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 09, 2009, 05:51:17 pm
Granted but because we're friends I revive you.

I wish for a bat so I can knock Jake upside the head for calling me a guy.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 09, 2009, 06:19:54 pm
Syssi: All yours, plus, the bats on fire! Oopss... You may need some gloves...

 I wish for another bat so I can beat Jake down for LYING TO ME!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 10, 2009, 08:59:52 am
granted, but i, uh, kinda took it from Jason - the hockey-mask wearing and machete using one...oops...i wish i knew what the hell jake lied ti twilli about.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 10, 2009, 01:17:16 pm
Granted, but when you find out, your head explodes. Eww.

I wish that Kakime's head was restored to nomal, and quick!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 10, 2009, 04:53:27 pm
Granted, but then your mouth gets super glued, and the solvent is only made in Africa, and is worth millions of cash.

I wish for blood.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 11, 2009, 06:54:34 pm
Granted, but it's your blood.

I wish for a cookie!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 11, 2009, 07:19:04 pm
 Erm... I don't have any blood... *Cuts self open and no blood squirts out* So... Yea...

 I wish I had an easy way out of this.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 11, 2009, 11:57:08 pm
Ew.

Granted, but there is another problem waiting for you.

i wish for another cookie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 14, 2009, 05:11:11 pm
Granted, but I quickly replaced it with a poison cookie.

I wish for a car.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 14, 2009, 07:50:49 pm
Granted, when you get in, it explodes, leaving you unharmed, but you land in the Atlantic Ocean!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 14, 2009, 08:56:27 pm
*tells Mira to slap Twilli for not making a wish*

I wish for I knew where my family went.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 15, 2009, 09:34:40 am
 Ow! What the f*** Mira?! Granted, They went to an abandoned mine, and it collasped on them!

 I wish for Pepper! Chilleh Pepper!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 16, 2009, 08:14:15 pm
Granted but you are suddenly transformed into a chilleh pepper and eaten by a squirrel.

I wish for a Snickers.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 17, 2009, 09:18:48 am
 GRANTED!  But you eat it.


 I wish for Breakfast..


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 17, 2009, 01:13:00 pm
Granted, but I eat it.

I wish for a game.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on December 17, 2009, 05:18:05 pm
 Granted, but I eat it.

 I wish for AIR


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 18, 2009, 12:56:15 am
Granted but Spongebob used it in his movie.

I wish I was in Naruto.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Skye on December 24, 2009, 04:47:15 pm
Granted but then Naruto has a cross over with Twilight!!

I wish for Joshy Kun's hugs!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on December 25, 2009, 04:32:13 am
I guess my hugs aren't good enough now.

K, anyway, Granted. But then He kills you. Evil Josh.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 25, 2009, 01:23:44 pm
*transforms and rams right into Jake, sending him flying into the air* Hmph.

#I wish it could be Cristmas everyday!#


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Skye on December 25, 2009, 01:56:38 pm
Granted, but Santa loses weight and needs to eat more mince pies. Christmas is cancelled for a year!!

I wish for another yummy christmas dinner!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 25, 2009, 02:08:44 pm
Granted, but you can't eat it due to some dinner forcefield surrounding it!

I wish for a bed.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Skye on December 25, 2009, 02:10:52 pm
Granted, but it's a little kiddies bed and you hang off the end of it!

I wish for... my plane ride to be smooth and less scary!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 25, 2009, 02:13:52 pm
Granted, you don't go in it. You can't get a smoother plane ride than that!  ;D

I wish to go in a plane.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Skye on December 25, 2009, 02:15:02 pm
Granted, but it crashes into my house and kills me!!

I wish for a hug!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 25, 2009, 02:19:31 pm
(WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

Granted, but you are dead, so you can't feel it.

I wish that Skye was revived!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Skye on December 25, 2009, 02:20:52 pm
Granted but Josh shoots me for eating his birthday cake.

I wish for a giraffe named Fred


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 25, 2009, 02:25:48 pm
Granted, but Josh shoots it.

I wish that someone would sort out Josh!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Skye on December 25, 2009, 02:29:16 pm
Granted, you shoot him but then you're placed on a murder trial.

I wish that you were found innocent


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 25, 2009, 02:31:45 pm
Granted, but then a giant bomb falls on top of the court.

I wish for a shield before it explodes!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Skye on December 25, 2009, 02:33:38 pm
Granted, but I accidently knock over the shield generator! sorry!!

I wish for a new generator!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 25, 2009, 02:36:07 pm
Granted, but, uhh..... oh too late.

BOOM!

Cannot wish due to being dead.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Skye on December 25, 2009, 02:36:55 pm
Then I wish you were revived with a chaos emerald smoothie!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 25, 2009, 02:41:33 pm
*Sonic comes running along*

Granted, but I use Daniel's Super Emeralds to revive him instead.

Thanks Sonic.

I wish for that smoothie!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Skye on December 25, 2009, 02:44:42 pm
Granted then Twilli steals it!


I wish for a turkey called harold!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 25, 2009, 02:49:02 pm
Granted, but Twilli steals it aswell!

I wish I could beat Twilli once and for all!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 25, 2009, 08:14:19 pm
Granted, but then I have to hit you because you put Twilli in the hospital.

I wish for a hug. I haven't had one in weeks! T-T


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 26, 2009, 02:39:32 pm
Granted, but I hug you too hard and you get squashed and crushed and die.

I wish for a cookie!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 26, 2009, 02:48:59 pm
Granted, but I take it because I'MA COOKIE MONSTER!!  ;D

I wish for a big cookie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 26, 2009, 04:02:10 pm
Granted, but I ate it for eating my other cookie!

I wish for an even bigger cookie!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on December 27, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Granted, but I steal it! And then share it wiht you. Wait...that's a good thing, huh? Oops.

I wish for a program that could write an entire story for you and all you have to do is give the characters. And it wrote the stories very well.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 01, 2010, 04:30:59 pm
Granted, but it takes all the credit and you get nothing!

I wish for a spoon.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on January 02, 2010, 03:26:20 am
Granted but someone takes the spoon and beats you with it.I wish for Grace to come on again! I miss her...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 02, 2010, 04:13:30 am
Granted, but she doesn't know that your on when your both online and ignores you.

I wish for a can of coke.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on January 02, 2010, 03:41:45 pm
Granted but a Snorlax sits on you and drinks it.I wish for a Twix.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 02, 2010, 03:44:15 pm
Granted, but that same Snorlax rolls over taking the Twix while crushing you.

I wish for a remote control.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on January 02, 2010, 03:48:02 pm
Granted but the remote controls a killer cookie monster that eats the remote AND your hand. Ouch.I wish for a cookie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 02, 2010, 03:50:35 pm
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *heals hand*

Granted, but the cookie monster rampages after you for that cookie.

I wish for a mirror.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on January 02, 2010, 04:26:41 pm
Granted but when you look in the mirror, you are the cookie monster! Aah!I wish for a cookie that came with a bazooka.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 02, 2010, 04:28:51 pm
Granted, but you accidently fire it while it's pointed towards you.

I wish for a cup.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on January 02, 2010, 05:17:44 pm
Granted but the cup is huge and filled with super hot tea and I accidently push you in. Whoops.I wish for a random something.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 02, 2010, 05:22:48 pm
Granted, it's a giant ant that eats you. How's that for random?

I wish for a strand of hair.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on January 02, 2010, 06:04:40 pm
Granted but it was plucked from a giant grizzly bear that is really angry and rushing towards you...I wish that I could show you my cute lil' mini dessert cakes!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 02, 2010, 06:08:18 pm
Granted, but I'm still being chased by the grizzly bear!

I wish that the grizzly bear would stop chasing me!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on January 02, 2010, 07:37:40 pm
Granted but then a giant octopus and great white shark that can live on land chases you. Dang...

I wish that school won't suck next term.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 03, 2010, 11:06:51 am
Granted, it sucks and blows.

I wish for tomorrow for my birthday to hurry up!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on January 03, 2010, 03:29:31 pm
Granted, but the new car you get blows up wiht you inside. Ouch.
*hides dynamite*

I wish for the world to be a better place.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 03, 2010, 03:48:40 pm
Granted, it becomes a better place just before the world blows up.

I wish for a newspaper.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on January 03, 2010, 05:13:10 pm
granted but it was that grizzly's newspaper...run.i wish for choclate.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 10, 2010, 05:08:34 am
Granted, but it's filled with laxitives!

I wish for a clock.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Blazarific on February 10, 2010, 07:32:28 pm
Granted, but it runs by water.

I wish for a girl.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 11, 2010, 02:58:46 pm
Denied, because i can't have a girl!

I wish for a girl!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on February 14, 2010, 06:29:30 pm
Granted, but she wanders away.

I wish for everyone to have a happy Valentine's Day! :D


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 14, 2010, 06:33:59 pm
Granted, everyone is having a happy Sunday......day.  ;D

I wish for Sonic 4 to hurry up and release allready!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on February 14, 2010, 06:40:00 pm
Granted, the moment you wished for it, the game was released!
...in Japan, that is.

I wish for grammar!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on February 19, 2010, 08:56:37 pm
Granted, but your grammar book eats you.

I wish for anything.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on February 23, 2010, 09:47:19 pm
Granted, but the 'anything' you got was my grammar book, and it ate you, too.

I wish for nothing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on February 25, 2010, 05:42:02 pm
Granted. You get nothing. Not even Air, so you die.

I wish for IDERAS


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on February 26, 2010, 08:23:23 pm
Granted, but I punch you in the face cuz I don't what the heck you're talking about.

I wish for Snickers,


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 12:27:00 am
Granted, but as soon as you eat it, you get turned into a baby.

 I wish for a FLYING MONKEY SITTING IN AN ELEPHANT


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 20, 2010, 07:00:32 am
Unfortuanatly, the flying monkey actually is sitting inside the elephant. In it's stomach.

I wish for moar wishes!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 11:49:58 am
Granted. But for some reason, now your stuck inside the elephant as well!
Ha.
I wish for BBQ.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 20, 2010, 12:03:47 pm
Granted, but the BBQ explodes in your face!

I wish for my Super emeralds!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 12:07:43 pm
Granted, They fall into your hands, and you drop them to the bottom of the lake.

I wish for, Non exploding BBQ!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 20, 2010, 12:32:37 pm
Granted. You instead get dirty BBQ.

I wish for a pony. XD


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 12:36:09 pm
Granted, but it kicks you. For eternity.

I wish for MONEY. That won't kick, and won't burn!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 20, 2010, 01:17:15 pm
Granted, it punches you in the face.

I wish for my 7 Super Emeralds in my hands!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 20, 2010, 01:19:15 pm
Granted, the Emeralds are in your hands, but the reason you can't see them is because they're actually inside your hands. Good luck with that.

I wish for this kicking pony to go kick someone else for eternity instead of kicking me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 20, 2010, 07:05:44 pm
 Granted, but you get a brand new identity as you wish it, and it starts kicking you. For Eternity. AGAIN.

 I wish for the array.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 23, 2010, 08:40:37 am
Granted, but it vanashes right in front of your eyes.

I wish HeartGold & SoulSilver was out!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 23, 2010, 10:57:56 am
Well, you're wish is partially granted... Your heart and soul are ripped out of you.

I wish for... nothing. XP


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 23, 2010, 05:40:09 pm
Granted. Kinda. Well, you become nothing.

I wish for... Pink Floyd.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 24, 2010, 09:31:06 am
You get Pink boi? Close enough.

I wish for... Jake!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on March 24, 2010, 09:37:37 am
Gr4nt3d, but h3 b4ns y0u. 4nd y0ur xb0x g3ts bl0wn up. pwnz0rd.

i wish f0r sch001 t0 b3 bl0wn upz.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 27, 2010, 06:03:05 pm
Granted, but then it magically gets rebuilt and your teachers have 100 times more work for you.

I wish that I could say hi to everybody again.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on April 27, 2010, 06:06:06 pm
Yea well, I murdered everyone, so yea. Good luck with that.

I wish for moar l33t!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 27, 2010, 06:38:56 pm
Granted, but I have no clue what that is and kill you because of it.

I wish that Twilli wasn't so evil, dangit.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on April 27, 2010, 07:51:01 pm
Too bad. There is only one thing that can make me nicer. And its CLASSIFIED.

I wish that Jaz would burn!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 27, 2010, 08:40:02 pm
Granted, but then I set you on fire too.

I wish Twilli woudl stop hating me already. It's getting old.  :P


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on April 27, 2010, 09:50:50 pm
Granted, but then everyone hates you for disrupting the natural balance.

I wish for Jake to stop being un pompinaio.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Aura on April 28, 2010, 06:00:22 am
Granted, but now you are.

I wish I knew what un pompinaio means.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on April 28, 2010, 09:41:00 am
 I'll tell you later, but when I do, you will burst into flames.

 I wish for a different awesome sig pic.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 28, 2010, 05:05:32 pm
It has a picture of Illiwt destroying a multi-verse epicly. But at the bottom, in small:
This never happened~

I wish for epic movie making skills!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on April 28, 2010, 05:08:24 pm
 Granted, but you die in 6 hours, 6 minutes, and 6 seconds. Cya.

 I wish for a large man with bad teeth to kill Jake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 28, 2010, 07:45:38 pm
Granted but he kills you too.

I wish Grace would return!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on April 28, 2010, 08:29:29 pm
 Granted, then you spontaneously combust.

 I wish I could be an epic troll like the guys in my sig..
 


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 28, 2010, 09:37:10 pm
Granted, but Jake from Adventure Time takes you down.

I wish that I could save the world!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 28, 2010, 09:44:08 pm
Granted, but your arch-nemesis (because ever hero ought to have one) twists the public's view in such a way that they are all against you and although you saved the world, you are not regarded as a hero. Ohh, and then you spontaneously combust.

I wish for uber writing skills!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 28, 2010, 09:52:46 pm
Granted, but they're my uber writing skills.

I wish for a cupcake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 28, 2010, 09:57:25 pm
Granted, you can have the cupcake, but I accidentally dropped it on the floor...

I wish for the worst thing in the world. (If you thwart this, will it turn into something good, or will I simply get my wish~?)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 28, 2010, 10:08:08 pm
Granted: Twilli is nice for the rest of his life.

I wish for...a...uh...um...a kitty!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 28, 2010, 10:09:25 pm
Granted, but its Twilli's kitty, and it has a knife. 0.o

I wish for super magical powers! :D


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 28, 2010, 10:21:07 pm
Granted, but you are attacked by many people because of your powers...

I wish someone would save you.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 28, 2010, 10:22:27 pm
Granted-- it's you, and now they're after you, too!

I wish that we could have epic adventures like that.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 28, 2010, 10:27:16 pm
Granted, but an epic attack from the enemy leaves us without our memories!

I wish that we had to go through something like KH: Chain of Memories to get them back!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 28, 2010, 10:28:44 pm
Granted, except I know nothing of Kingdom Hearts, so you have to lead the way while I follow cluelessly behind.

I wish we could get our memories back.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 28, 2010, 10:32:51 pm
Granted, but then Twilli is the Ultimate Boss and we must defeat him.

I wish for our victory!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 28, 2010, 10:36:19 pm
Granted, but Twilli still comes back to life after we defeat him.

I wish Twilli didn't have so much power.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 28, 2010, 10:47:28 pm
Granted, but because he lost his power, he goes on a rampage and we all suffer his rantings.

I wish that I could download actual people onto my Mp3. lol


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on April 28, 2010, 11:38:11 pm
 Granted, but I end up on there, and you spontaneously combust a third time, I get my powers back, and I become evil again. *Gasp for breath*

 I wish I had moar Bullet for my Valentine songs on iTunes..


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cinder on April 29, 2010, 12:49:54 pm
Granted but you get arrested for illegally hacking into their system to get them.

I wish that I didn't have to work.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 29, 2010, 02:00:21 pm
Granted, you don't have to. It's just that you're broke now.

I wish that my WiFi connection wasn't being stupid. D:


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 29, 2010, 04:19:52 pm
Granted, it stops being stupid for a millisecond!

I wish that MY WiFi connection wasn't being stupid!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 29, 2010, 06:38:36 pm
Granted but it makes your ocmputer explode.

I wish for more peanut butter M&Ms...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on April 29, 2010, 10:15:01 pm
Granted, but their slathered in poison.

I wish for a purple egg red spotted derped flying monkey.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cinder on April 30, 2010, 09:53:35 am
Granted, but it eats your brains. [Oh wait, What brains?]

I wish I had a second opinion.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 30, 2010, 02:56:56 pm
Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish I could finaly beat my sister on Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cinder on April 30, 2010, 03:57:02 pm
Granted but the Internet goes down forever, nobody can see that you did it and nobody believes you.

I wish The Internet could come back...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 30, 2010, 03:59:59 pm
Granted, but the Internet doesn't come back for you.

I wish for a cheat code.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 30, 2010, 04:08:23 pm
Granted, but whatever device you use it on immediately freezes.

I wish for world peace! XD


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cinder on April 30, 2010, 04:22:51 pm
Granted but just as the world unites, an alien from outer space implodes the planet.

I wish for a wish that cannot be crushed.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 30, 2010, 04:27:33 pm
Granted, it gets blown up instead.

I wish for a piece of paper.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 30, 2010, 05:11:25 pm
Granted, but it is so small that you can't see it without using a really expensive microscope.

I wish for good stuff.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on April 30, 2010, 07:53:11 pm
 Granted, but it's my definition of good stuff, so consequently, the world blows up.

 I wish for epicness.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on April 30, 2010, 09:04:24 pm
Granted, but you spontaneously combust.

I wish for a Keyblade.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 01, 2010, 01:17:19 pm
 Granted, but you must DAI to have it.

 I wish for fire. That isn't on me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on May 04, 2010, 06:57:44 am
Granted, your stuck inside a giant ring of fire and you can't get out.

I wish for death to all who stand in my way!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 04, 2010, 01:52:29 pm
Granted, but everybody just steps out of your way.

I wish it was summer.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 04, 2010, 08:13:15 pm
 Granted, but your transported to Anartica.

 I wish for I could spell Anartica!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 05, 2010, 12:47:31 pm
Granted, but as soon as you spell it you realise you were one letter short and rage about it in the cBox and ultimately get banned by Jake. Fo' Good. D:

I wish for... someone to reply.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 05, 2010, 04:55:34 pm
Granted, it's me and you die. *Josh DAIS*

I wish for a BBQ STEAK SAUCE WITH PLUM POLITICS! *Is HYPER.*


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on May 06, 2010, 02:10:54 pm
Granted, but you die instantly!

I wish for Mama Luigi!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 06, 2010, 04:58:59 pm
Granted, but she kills you.

I wish for                          


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 07, 2010, 03:56:19 pm
Granted, but now there is nothing in the world but                 .

I wish for something unwishable that involves no pain or suffering whatsoever.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 07, 2010, 05:50:34 pm
 Granted, it is instant, painless Death.

 I wish for moar INVASION.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 07, 2010, 05:59:23 pm
You get a real life alien Invasion! D:

I wish for a duck!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 07, 2010, 07:49:19 pm
 Granted, but it's radioactive. Just like my friends pancakes.

 I wish for MONEY.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 07, 2010, 07:54:47 pm
Granted. But it sets on fire. ("Nobody told me money could burnnnn!")

I wish for radioactive friend pancakes!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 07, 2010, 08:04:47 pm
 Granted, A small mushroom cloud is in your stomach..

 I wish I had more time for this post.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on May 11, 2010, 05:52:44 pm
Granted, You have 30 seconds before you are shot.

I wish for a cookie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on May 11, 2010, 05:59:45 pm
Granted, you get Teddy's cookie!

I wish I didn't have a weakness to water.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on May 11, 2010, 06:06:34 pm
Granted, but it's replaced with a weakness for fire!

I wish that Teddy was here so I could kick him one good time.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on May 11, 2010, 06:09:46 pm
Granted, but he kicks you back, sending you into the Sun.

I wish for no weaknesses!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 11, 2010, 06:51:03 pm
 Granted. Then I appear, and I destroy your resilience.

 I wish for pain and suffering, not oriented around me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on May 11, 2010, 08:49:15 pm
Granted, but then the sun comes out and everyone is happy again.

I wish that Twilli was shot down by the FBI, CIA, NYPD, SVU, CSI and Marines.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 11, 2010, 08:56:05 pm
 Erm, I already killed Twilli. And, besides, I'm Canadian. It really isn't their job to kill me. You'd need the Canadian Army. But of course, I could always be hiding in Jake's closet. Waiting. Or maybe yours, or watching over Grace. I'm anonymous. I could always be your best friend, and you'd never know it...

I wish for a new disguise, since I just blew mine! o.o'!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 12, 2010, 10:25:26 am
It is the disguise of the most wanted criminal in the world, who just so happens to be allowed to be shot by FBI, CIA, NYPD, SVU, CSI and Marines PLUS the Canadian Army simultaneously.

I wish for... moar wishes!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on May 12, 2010, 07:18:11 pm
Granted, but the genie takes them back.

I wish that Grace was forever safe from Twilli and all his personalities/recreations/etc.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 12, 2010, 11:35:33 pm
 Granted, but then she needs another surgery, and she has to come to Canada, cause of excellent health-care, and ends up in the hospital in my li'l town, and I break her and Jake up, and turn her against the rest of you. MWAHAHA.

 I wish for moar long descriptions of our denied wishes!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 13, 2010, 12:24:50 pm
Granted.

I wish for Chocolate! That isn't harmful!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on May 13, 2010, 02:00:39 pm
Granted, you get a picture book of lots of different chocolates!

I wish that I could get a place of my own!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 13, 2010, 04:50:07 pm
Granted, but as soon as you buy it, you smell smoke and see a twelve year old around the same size of you running away carrying a lighter and a cars gas tank!

I wish for mo-- MESSAGE UNFINISHED.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jaz Thomas on May 13, 2010, 07:11:05 pm
Granted, but I kick you in the face.

I wish for a Piplup.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 13, 2010, 08:14:47 pm
 Granted but its a VORE Piplup (Don't ask).

 I wish for Volcan to hurry up with that picture... I'm damn bored!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 14, 2010, 11:10:16 am
Granted. However, it turns out Volcan's definition of "dirty" is "muddy".

I wish for MPD!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 14, 2010, 04:59:50 pm
 Granted. I'm here.

 I wish for my dog NOT to go kill a bunch of chickens. (Which actually did just happen.. Seems to carry of me..)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on May 23, 2010, 09:19:50 am
Granted, it kills people instead!

I wish for my sunburn to go away!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: The Forgotten One on May 23, 2010, 05:33:58 pm
 Granted, but now you live on th- Nevermind, you just died from the heat.

 I wish for a Nuclear war, in which I can't die.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 03, 2010, 08:10:21 am
Granted, but.......... Hmm, meh. DENIED!

I wish for milk! MILK! MIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLKKKKKK!!!!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 15, 2011, 08:57:53 pm
Granted, but because I made the wish, the wish became void before I could do anything with it.

I wish for more sleep time.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 15, 2011, 09:01:38 pm
Granted. You sleep forever.

I wish that Daniel will never double post ever again.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on November 15, 2011, 10:35:41 pm
Granted.
He triple posts.

I wish I could remember what I was going to remember.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 15, 2011, 11:41:58 pm
Granted. However, you forget where your house is.

I wish that it was easier to get fabric paint here in Revelstoke.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on November 16, 2011, 08:18:38 am
 Your wish is not granted, instead you get completely the opposite as all the fabric paint in the universe explodes/ ceases to exist.

I wish all these wish's would stop getting granted! (but with consequences)



Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 16, 2011, 10:06:36 am
Granted. Howere, you suddenly die, and wishes may now be granted again.

I wish that I could make a pressurized skittle cannon.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 16, 2011, 02:33:41 pm
((Dan's double-posting reminded me of this.)) (http://imgcash1.imageshack.us/Himg49/scaled.php?server=49&filename=doubleposterkn2.gif&xsize=640&ysize=480)

Granted. You now have the ability to build said cannon. However, you will never obtain the necessary components.

I wish for my next wish to be immune to twisted logic.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 16, 2011, 03:14:41 pm
Uh. Completely granted, um... not granted so it doesn't... aw jeez. Ah, Dan explodes?

I wish for no more school. '~'


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 16, 2011, 05:00:45 pm
Granted. School is gotten rid of entirely and now you aren't educated enough to even read what you just wished for.

I wish for good food.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 16, 2011, 05:17:33 pm
Granted. Except all the good food is now liscenced by Betty Crocker.

I wish for more Homestuck: Act 6.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 16, 2011, 08:42:55 pm
Granted! Andrew Hussie will indeed create more Homestuck: Act 6.

...

...

...But he'll take an extremely long hiatus before posting it.

My (twist-immune!) wish is for a delicious pumpkin-pie. Yes, of all the things I could do with a twist-immune wish... pumpkin pie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 16, 2011, 10:44:57 pm
Granted. But because I am ignorant and don't care for the twist-immune status of your wish, the pumpkin pie runs away. Because of stuff.

I wish for Dan to NOT be a hipster! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAH!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 08:03:10 am
(I would have totally said, "Granted. What pumpkin?" Also the evil mwahaha laugh was remniscent of Dan's early laughing days of him actually doing roleplay. ._.)

Granted. Everybody else is hipster though, and because the hipster become the mainstream, Daniel being mainstream makes him the 'true' hipster. Amen.

I wish for a wish that would never stop wishing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on November 17, 2011, 09:38:34 am
almost granted, but your fairy godmother has died from your infinite wish wishing for a wish that wished stuff

I wish i could die, right here, right naow!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 09:49:27 am
Just before I grant it, one last thing.

ahahahahaha just how HIGH do you even have to BE just to WISHfor something like that................ its like you must be toking up an a joint to make you stonSTONED or something................

(http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/f6/f6cb92e690c89de4852ceacce230b1d0efcbf50b_full.jpg)

The death ruse was a... DISTACTION.

now I hass the car. *reverses car into ocean*

*****

I wish for something vaguely sensible.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on November 17, 2011, 09:53:05 am
The vending machine gives up and vend's a twix bar.

I insert my ataxia, which I Just noticed I had.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 10:02:43 am
The machine asks you what the hell Ataxia is and refunds you with whatever the hell it is.

*inserts skull candy*

EDIT: Wait a darn second. THIS IS CRUSH A WISH WHAT AM I DOING AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

I wish for the topic to get back on track. :|


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on November 17, 2011, 10:44:59 am
Your wish is granted, unfortunately the vending machine game format is now embedded into this game aswell, creating a hybrid of terror.

I wish that did not just happen

I insert that wish on some paper.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 17, 2011, 02:22:46 pm
Granted! The vending machine is no longer in the Crush A Wish topic... Instead, wishes are in the Vending Machine topic.

I wish that Claw's deathwish had prevented him from posting.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 02:26:52 pm
Obviously it wasn't granted. 8y

I wish for... a lot of money? :O


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 17, 2011, 03:14:11 pm
Granted. You now have more Monopoly money than anyone else in the world.

I wish for a Squiddle. :D


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 03:28:16 pm
You recieve a Duttle.

I wish for a Squiddle too? :B


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on November 17, 2011, 03:37:31 pm
You receive your beloved squddle, its alive, its ugly, it's pure evil. and its trying to nom your brains :|

I wish for skyrim to be real life right now! nobody can turn that down :-)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 03:42:47 pm
Granted! You are transportalized to the wonderous tundra of Nordic land. Oh, the very feeling of ecstacy washes over your body, imagine the roleplaying to be oh no you were just eaten by a dragon. I'll take the squiddle anyday, thanks.

I wish for a really nice surprise.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on November 17, 2011, 03:57:57 pm
*360' grin* you get sent to skyrim, and you are in the city of whiterun, the city is under attack by stormcloak soldiers *8:33p pm* the city is in flames, the peasents running for cover as 12 soldier's climb over the wall, whatever will you do?

I wish to end world hunger... for donkeys.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 05:12:32 pm
Granted. They all die, thus ending the world hunger issues!

I wish for something without morbid results. ._.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 17, 2011, 05:26:19 pm
Granted! But might I remind you that around one hundred and eight people die every minute? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I wish for... *rummages around pantry* some food that isn't total junk.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 05:37:59 pm
You get the same result as Nicola. Batterwitch products.

I wish to be pretty. LOVE ME


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 17, 2011, 05:44:21 pm
Granted... but you're female now. Good luck avoiding creepers, Josh. Er, Joslyn.

I wish for this math homework to be complete.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 06:24:05 pm
Tsk, you must be new here. The name is JOANNE.

Granted. The homework is completed but the knowledge contained within this specific piece of work is locked forever, and you may never know how to do mathmatics again. :|

I wish for 8^y


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 17, 2011, 08:04:11 pm
Granted. However, ALL YOU CAN DO IS MATH. FOREVER.

I wish for *Chokes on something*


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 17, 2011, 08:41:53 pm
You choke on more things. Gratz.

I wish for a cooler name.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 17, 2011, 08:47:36 pm
Granted. However, it's copyrighted.

I wish for a [redacted].


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on November 18, 2011, 08:53:47 am
A magical [REDACTED] appears and grants your wish... oh wait it just got REDACTED!

I wish to the size of an ant... cus then i can ride beattle's :3


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 18, 2011, 10:21:32 am
Granted. However, I come along and step on you.

I wish for some air.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 18, 2011, 11:18:48 am
Granted. You get so much air your body is overclocked with oxygen, it replaces some of the finer elements in your natural system, and with these minor disturbances happening in your body you die a rather painful, albeit scientific death. Everybody benefits from this. Scientists cut open your corpse and examine it to find the cure for cancer you'd eaten as 'safekeeping' in your stomach all along. They also put your body on display at the natural museum of history, the first true 'human-hybrid' as they called you. They never figured out what a kitsune was. People discover that they truly had feelings for you and now in death they can never convey them, so they make post haste to announce their loves to people of the world. They also remember what wonderful lives they have and not to let go, the world is a much happier place with you gone. Sux, rite? On a simple note; never wish for more air.

I wish for something safe.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 18, 2011, 04:49:29 pm
Granted. Someone CAPTCHALOGUES you with the ENCRYPTION fetch modus, locking you in an encrypted card safe. Home sweet home.

I wish for the next post to be far shorter than Jo's.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 18, 2011, 06:07:39 pm
Granted. However, You never said in what way. Remember to elaborate more.

I wish for the world to split in half.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 19, 2011, 03:05:13 am
Granted, but everybody dies.

I wish for an explosion that does not effect me in any sort of way.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 19, 2011, 08:13:04 am
Granted, but everybody else dies. Now you are doomed to be lonely until you die. Not big surprise. The stump of despair is magically uncharred and suddenly becomes a valid option.

I wish for cool animating skills.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 19, 2011, 08:17:36 am
Could not be granted since you are dead.

I wish for people to be alive again.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 19, 2011, 11:27:36 am
Granted. All "people" are alive again. Everyone who is established as nonhuman, though, stays dead.

Oh, and you're dead too. Because.

I wish for a penny! :D


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 19, 2011, 12:24:59 pm
Granted. You get a Vending Machine coupon for one penny. When you go to claim it, however, it doesn't work. Too bad. As you turn away, however, an arrow shoots out of the machine with a red heart on it. It, of course, gets embedded into your ass.

I wish for a bullet.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 19, 2011, 03:34:50 pm
It, of course, gets embedded into your ass.

OF COURSE. ಠ__ಠ

You wish for a bullet? Alrighty then, you get one. Embedded into your ass. Also, you can't do anything about it because you're still dead from Dan's wish.

I wish for a large can of Anti-Twilli spray.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 19, 2011, 03:53:36 pm
Granted. However, Syssi shows up.

I wish for some life.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 19, 2011, 09:22:13 pm
(http://imagethumbnails.milo.com/001/626/730/trimmed/1626320_2182730_trimmed.jpg)

Granted! There's some good LIFE for you! All part of a good breakfast. :D

Too bad you can't eat it.

You know.

'Cause you're dead.

I wish for useful magical powers with no side effects that result from using them.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on November 19, 2011, 09:29:03 pm
Granted. But while using them you accidentally murder your family and friends.

I wish for food!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 19, 2011, 09:36:41 pm
Granted. However, whenever you eat, someone you care about dies.

I wish for money. So at least I have something to put on my will.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on November 19, 2011, 09:44:08 pm
Granted! But the second you get the money it burns into ashes.

I wish for shoes


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 19, 2011, 09:49:00 pm
Granted. They're size 2.

I wish for some non-cereal life.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 19, 2011, 10:28:54 pm
Granted. The life that you wished for revives everyone that was dead.

Except you.

And you still can't eat your cereal. Or even write that will that you mentioned.

You know.

'Cause you're dead.

I wish for a comfy pair of socks.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 19, 2011, 11:27:27 pm
Granted. They're filled with feathers that tickle you, and you can't get them off. Also, you are now a hundred times more sensitive to tickling than before. Enjoy!

I wish for an Ankh of Resurrection.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on November 20, 2011, 01:42:07 am
Granted. To bad you can't grasp it, since you're already dead. So it lays atop your coffin.

I wish for soda.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 20, 2011, 01:52:17 am
Granted. You get some Faygo, but Eridan steals it. After blasting you with his magic science wand, of course.

I wish to be out of the coffin. Wait, who the hell bought me a coffin? I don't know anyone with the money.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on November 20, 2011, 02:16:40 am
Granted. Your body is transported to the sun where it is burned to a crisp.

I wish for a science wand.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 20, 2011, 02:23:07 am
Granted. However, Eridan comes back, pimp-slaps you, takes the wwand, and leavves.

I wish for the Tumor.
Oops.
The Tumor.
There.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 20, 2011, 08:22:14 am
Granted - it burns to a crisp inside the same sun.

I wish for... well, anything that doesn't end in death for once. We're getting too morbid. XD


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 20, 2011, 08:36:25 am
Granted. You are now on the border of life and death.

I wish for chocolate that hasn't been messed with in any sort of way.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on November 20, 2011, 09:51:26 am
Granted. But you're allergic to the chocolate and die without an EPI pen.

I wish for the Defibrillator Pads to revive Twilli.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 20, 2011, 02:01:38 pm
You get defib pads, but... now you're also in the sun. Now the two of you are DEAD.

I might as well wish for something to help Twilli and Jake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 20, 2011, 04:17:42 pm
Granted. We revive, and appear next to eachother in front of you. As you're about to rejoice, you teleport inside the sun. I eat my cereal, and right my will to give everything to yo-- OH WAIT.

I wish for a chocolate Bar.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 20, 2011, 06:42:15 pm
Granted. The nearest pub has turned into chocolate. It's what you wanted, right? Oh well. Nobody died I guess.

I wish for... oh wait I can't. :I


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 22, 2011, 06:30:51 pm
Your wish would of been granted with no after effects, but since you couldn't wish, no wish for you!

I wish for chocolate covered chocolate.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 22, 2011, 08:07:13 pm
You don't only get chocolate-covered chocolate... you get chocolate-covered chocolate with chocolate filling. Shocking development! :O

Also, congratulations. You're one of the few to get a happy ending on this thread.

I wish for whoever corrupts my wish to stick their head in a big pile of shhhhhAAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jake on November 22, 2011, 10:40:47 pm
Granted.
However you yourself fall in the shaving cream. PLOT TWIST.[/i]

I wish for shaving cream then


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 23, 2011, 12:21:57 am
You get shaving cream. However, the extra [/i] falls out of no where and knocks you out. And then WY eats it.

I wish for a pencil.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 23, 2011, 10:21:24 am
Granted. You get a pencil... sharpener.

Uhm, yeah. *shrugs*

I wish for this stupid loaf of cheese bread to bake already. *kicks oven*


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 23, 2011, 01:40:09 pm
Granted. They follow suit with just about everyone in this thread and are now in the Sun. They're baked, but a little... too well. Oh, and your oven breaks since you kicked it.

I wish for something good.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 23, 2011, 02:40:29 pm
You get a cat, but you develop sudden allergies to this particular feline. Also, the cat falls into the Sun.

I wish for Nether portal.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 23, 2011, 09:04:37 pm
Granted. However, it steals all your items. Good luck!

I wish for the sun to GO AWAY.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 23, 2011, 09:15:53 pm
It is replaced by a much bigger sun with a green tinge.

I wish for non-melting ice cream. :B


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 23, 2011, 10:42:50 pm
Granted. You get ice cream that does not melt. However, this strange power of non-melting is powered by the Green Sun, and is the first guardian of earth, and so if you ever eat it, the end of the world will soon follow.

I wish for something safe.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 23, 2011, 10:58:23 pm
Granted. You get ALL your life possessions in a safe, which no one, not even you can access. So, good luck with that. You know, having nothing.

I wish for the Green Sun to go away!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 23, 2011, 11:16:16 pm
Not granted, because I can't respond to corrupt your wish because my computer's in a safe now.

I wish to travel to Canada to wish for my stuff to come out of the safe.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 23, 2011, 11:20:21 pm
Granted. You're now in Canada. However, your magical teleportation thing gets lost, and you end up in Nunavut.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 24, 2011, 12:40:23 am
*punches Twilli in the face for not wishing for anything*

I wish I didn't have to get up so early to go to college.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 24, 2011, 08:53:15 am
Granted! Your college is plunged into the Green Sun and is therefore destroyed. This means you spent lots of money on college for nothing.

I wish I didn't have to visit my relatives for Thanksgiving... especially after the recent feud... XP


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 24, 2011, 10:10:37 am
Granted! You end up in Nunavut with Nicola.

I wish for a wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 24, 2011, 11:26:32 am
(HA! Quinn, you made my wish completly good since I never payed anything for college.)

Granted, but a rip in time and space appears and sucks up everyone and everything, killing us all!

I wish for moar chocolate!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 24, 2011, 06:04:33 pm
Granted. You are unceremoniously thrown into a sea of molten chocolate, which you then drown in. And now you can't enjoy your chocolate, since you're dead. Again.

I wish to not be in friggin' negative-four-degree-Fahrenheit Nunavut!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 24, 2011, 07:38:18 pm
Granted. You are now in friggin' negative-five-degree Fahrenheit Nunavut.

At least we still have each other. :D

I wish for some comfy, warm coats to ward off this Nunavut cold.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 24, 2011, 08:21:55 pm
Granted, however, they are also filled with feathers. And, you're still extremely ticklish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 24, 2011, 09:24:29 pm
Awesomesauce, I'll just wear the coat inside out. And here's one for Quinn, too, yay~

Hey, wait a minute, you didn't wish for anything. I could make like Dan and punch you for failing to wish, but with the power of wish-crushing given me by posting here, I guess I ought to do something different.

Uhh...

...

What shall I do, hm...?

...

...

...

Ah, of course.

You turn into a girl.

I wish for true happiness.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 24, 2011, 11:12:13 pm
*Blushes, runs off to corner* I can't grant your wish because I'm too busy playing around with my new fluffy tail. You get this I.O.U. for one free non-corrupt-able wish. However, it is signed to someguy in the Yukon.

I wish for memory to remember to wish :/


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 24, 2011, 11:58:10 pm
Granted. You remembered to wish for your memory to remember to wish. Too bad that won't really get you anywhere, though.

Ooh, now I need to come up with a genderbend name for you... Ooh, I know! You can be Twiffany! XD

Oh, and I wish for this someguy in the Yukon so that I can redeem this free non-corrupt-able wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 25, 2011, 08:47:04 am
Granted. This someguy in the Yukon takes your coupon. "I believe you have my property, ma'am," he says before tipping his hat and riding off into the sunset.

I know I'm gonna be teleported into the sun or something for wishing this, but I still have a severe hatred of the cold. I WISH I WERE SOMEWHERE WARMER!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 25, 2011, 08:53:35 am
Granted, you teleport to some place warmer. For about 1 second that is, before being teleported back.

I wish for time to go past quicker.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on November 25, 2011, 08:57:18 am
Granted you are now 90 years old.

I wish for an endless supply of...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 25, 2011, 10:26:02 am
...FAIL! An endless supply of fail falls on you. In the form of anvils.

I wish for ten dollars.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 25, 2011, 10:28:23 am
Granted, you get into Daniel's top secret vault of generic dots. WH4T NOW???

I wish to be a part of the sudden and somewhat plot of this spam topic.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 25, 2011, 10:56:32 am
Granted. This spam topic suddenly has a plot.

Quote
Inspector Jo leaned back in her chair pensively, kicking her feat onto the fancy desk that wasn't there a few seconds ago. That wasn't the only change - what had once been a bunch of nondescript space was suddenly transformed into the office of a Private Eye. Specifically, the office of a Private Eye named Inspector Jo.

The detective calmly surveyed the room, taking note of the fact that, firstly, everything was suddenly in grey scale, and secondly, there were several hooligans in her office. These were the same delinquents that inhabited the place before the recent changes. Jo's apprenticed crimefighting partner, Twiffany, stood by the desk, tweaking her hat and swishing her fluffy tail. It was only to be expected, as she was far less experienced and was still getting used to the alterations.

Scattered around the room were various other members. Two young ladies had cast off their heavy coats and sat down next to the crackling fire. An adolescent male busied himself with examining whatever was on the shelves, speaking animatedly to whoever cared enough to listen. Lastly, the door creaked open to allow the slightly-dramatic entrance of a dreary gentlewoman. She adjusted her glasses, sighed and took her rightful place in a dark corner to be all hipster 'n' stuff.

Jo picked up a pipe from the desk and puffed it, discovering that it had been filled with soapsuds instead of tobacco. Perhaps she should have lit it first. As the inspector watched large bubbles float to the ceiling, she gave her verdict of the situation.

"This is complete bull****."

The others in the room nodded in agreement.

Suddenly, the blonde next to the hearth stood up with abandon, breaking the somewhat somber mood of the room. "All of the guys have been genderbent except one!" she yelled, dramatically pointing at the boy by the shelves. "That's it - my wish for this post is that Claw turns female!"

"Heh," Twiffany said with a smirk. "Lesbian adventures, anyone?"


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 25, 2011, 11:01:21 am
Granted. Lesbian adventures.

I wish for more.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 25, 2011, 11:21:49 am
Granted. It's now a book with OVER 9000 pages.

I wish for moar.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 25, 2011, 04:08:13 pm
That's not even a crush that's great and because that's the exact same wish I made I won't even crush it mahself. It really is now over 9000 pages.

I wish for even more.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 25, 2011, 05:58:54 pm
Granted. However, it's so good, I steal it.

I wish for the GIRLS to be gender-bent now!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 25, 2011, 07:14:27 pm
Granted, meet Nick and Quinn.

I wish for this baby to come out some time soon.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 26, 2011, 09:11:02 am
...I'm annoyed by the whole gender-thing, but I think it's kind of funny that this would be more "normal", considering the mother/father roles here.

Normally, one would reply, "Granted. But since it was an extremely premature birth, it dies." However, this is my kid. So I'm just ignoring your wish completely.

I wish for someone else to continue the Private-Eye storyline, since I'm out of ideas. (Maybe a Light RP when we're done with Homestuck?)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 26, 2011, 01:22:07 pm
Granted. We all agree to do it after the Homestuck RP. However, for once, the Homestuck RP doesn't fall apart, and we never get to your detective stuff.

I wish for my laptop to be easier to type on.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 26, 2011, 01:57:13 pm
Granted, but it now has an auto-correction function that never gives you the correct words. (Nicola: "Auto-incorrection?") (Quinn: "Yes.")

Sow know yon tape line these. So now you type like this.

I wish I was Princess Quinn again! Wait, I guess I'd be Prince Quinn. But still!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 27, 2011, 09:44:45 am
Granted, you are now Prince Quinn! And, hey look! You've got lots of spare time now to write up some stories! Y'know, being a monarch and all.

I wish for my lusus to be Pyralspite.



Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 29, 2011, 05:16:55 pm
Granted, but since I have no clue as to what that is, it ends up in the sun.

I wish for a bag.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 29, 2011, 05:44:49 pm
Ta-daaaaaaaa! Just like that, you get a nice burlap sack.

Complete with dead body.

Good job explaining that to the police who just appeared, by the way.

I wish for someone else to make a plot-narrative. DO EET!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 29, 2011, 06:21:34 pm
Granted. It'll be done sometime next year.

I WISH FOR CAPSLOCK.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 29, 2011, 06:23:35 pm
GRANTED, BUT NOW YOUR READING VOICE WON'T STOP YELLING.

I WISH FOR LIGHT.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 29, 2011, 06:57:35 pm
GRANTED.

(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg41/JoyOfLight/Pund.png)

I WISH FOR CORRECT CAPITALIZATION.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 29, 2011, 07:12:57 pm
uHHH, i THINK MY CAPITALIZATION IS QUITE, hOW DO YOU SAY THIS, uMMM, aDEQUATE
tHAT IS, iF YOU DONT MIND ME SAYING SO, hEH }:)

i WISH TO FLY!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 30, 2011, 05:17:52 am
Oh, reeeeeeeeally? >::::)

(http://puppetnet.com/img/trick/man_shot_from_cannon.jpg)

FLY, PUPA, FLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

I wish to stop making image-posts before I get a x3 combo.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 30, 2011, 05:48:02 am
Granted, although the next picture you were going to put up would have been some artwork that a wondering media merchant would have paid you a solid $75 for. Oh well.

I wish for, uhh, a scalemate!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on November 30, 2011, 06:51:42 am
Granted, but it ends up in the sun. (Everything must end up in the sun.)

I wish for a qegryioubvobveuyobequvo.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 30, 2011, 07:03:37 am
Granted, and the qegryioubvobveuyobequvo us actually safe. You however end up in the sun.

If everything must end up in the sun... I wish for the sun.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on November 30, 2011, 11:18:06 am
you get the moon.

I wish for... somebody choose for me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 30, 2011, 04:53:58 pm
All right! Pikachu, I choose for you! You get tied to a chair and now have to watch all of the Sinnoh episodes of Pokemon over and over forever.

I wish for cake!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 30, 2011, 05:02:21 pm
At the sight of the fate-worse-than-death that you assigned to Claw, you are presented with a beautiful, excellent-tasting cake that will never end up in the sun. Justdon'thurtmeplease.

I wish for fanart!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 30, 2011, 05:12:02 pm
Granted. Here it is:

(http://i.imgur.com/2ObOr.jpg)

And it's saved as a jpg. Especially for you. <3

I wish for whoever posts next not to grant my wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 30, 2011, 06:23:08 pm
Granted. A paradox ensues, which involves lesbian adventures and Quinn's ass full of arrows to find the solution!

I wish for less paradoxes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 30, 2011, 07:49:00 pm
Granted. All of Quinn's arrows are removed without harm.

I wish to blackmail someone.

No reason.

I've just always wanted to.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on November 30, 2011, 08:02:57 pm
Granted. However, turns out they have worse on you. You crazy chick. No one EVER would have though of that. You had it so well hidden except for the one mista--

Yea, yea. I'll just make my wish.... FOR MONEY.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on November 30, 2011, 08:48:26 pm
You receive a dollar.

I wish to know what to wish for next.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 01, 2011, 01:16:37 pm
Granted, now you know what to wish for next(?!)

I wish I was a Libra.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on December 01, 2011, 06:52:10 pm
Granted. You are also blind. However, you are still yourself in every other way. So, no Dragon lusus to teach you how to work without sight.

I wish I wasn't born under two star signs. (By technicality, I'm a Leo-Virgo.)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 01, 2011, 07:07:31 pm
Granted. Now you were born under three star signs.

I wish for ice cream.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 02, 2011, 02:00:36 pm
You get as much ice-cream as you could ever want! This is perfect, how could this be bad at all?! You hurriedly make your way to Quinn's house to-- no, you want these spoils to yourself. You rush back home to tuck into the feast. The cream is glistening in the sunlight and awaits your watering maw to tuck in to a succulent oh noes you dropped it all.

Nothing is salvagable.

I wish for ice-cream too.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on December 02, 2011, 05:01:48 pm
You get as much ice-cream as you could ever want! But a rip in the time-space continuum opens up and deposits it in front of Nicola/s just in time for his/her wish.

I wish for LESS GROUNDATION! D:<


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on December 02, 2011, 06:18:58 pm
Groundation? That isn't a word, silly! So, I'll just see what my auto-correct says, as you must have made a slight error.

Graduation? Oh. Okay. Granted! Now even more people are stupid!

I wish for less grammatical errors.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 06, 2011, 01:33:14 pm
u reseeve theis, hppy burthdai!

I wish for... a Prrromotion!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 06, 2011, 02:35:12 pm
You are promoted to LORD OF ETERNAL SUFFERING.

I wish for my roleplay post to be the most beautful thing everybody ever laid eyes on.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 06, 2011, 05:32:48 pm
your wish is granted, now several peoples eyes have been riped out, blended and poured into their computer's via youtube :3

I wish for grammar... oh wait, a lilipop... no wait! an infinite supply of lolipops :D


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 07, 2011, 11:46:01 am
Alright, granted! You pull a lollipop out of your pocket which is also convieniently your infinite supply, when you nag one with your wrist and when that spills out the whole supply starts spilling out. You quickly ascend amidst the lollipop pile, which takes mere minutes to break orbit. You literally end up in the sun.

Unlike the stupid ways other people appeared there.

I wish for a Let's Play: Everybody Dodecohedron!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 07, 2011, 12:00:37 pm
No. (see how creative I am ;D)

I wish for some sun cream, it's hot up here.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 07, 2011, 02:10:41 pm
More sunscreen!

I wish for Alternia to be a real place. o3o


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on December 07, 2011, 03:37:45 pm
This wish cannot be granted, as Alternia is already real. Err, was real. It was destroyed in the creation of Earth, remember?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 07, 2011, 03:46:00 pm
Right, well, that's all well and good.

But.

What did you wish for?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on December 07, 2011, 03:51:02 pm
That depends. Did you wish to know what I wished for? :D

Eh. I'm gonna say it anyway.

I wish for a My Little Hoofbeast!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 07, 2011, 04:12:00 pm
Granted. Except it's from the wrong universe.

And it's Pinkie Pie.

I wish for arts.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on December 07, 2011, 06:42:49 pm
Granted.

(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg41/JoyOfLight/Cola1.jpg)

Oh, would you look at that. I forgot your glasses.

Meh.

I WISH FOR MOTIVATION.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on December 07, 2011, 07:30:49 pm
Granted. In the words of my P.E. teacher, 100 Pushups.

I wish for light.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 07, 2011, 08:31:24 pm
Luigi: Did you bring a light?
Mario: NO.

I wish for later college times.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on December 07, 2011, 08:53:16 pm
Granted. But in Sweden.

I wish for Mario to remember the light.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on December 08, 2011, 05:23:32 am
Granted. Hundreds of fireballs are thrown at you.

Brrr. I wish for-- wait. *sits near burning objects* Nevermind. It's already granted.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 08, 2011, 10:04:25 am
^_^

I wish I knew what that guy meant by 'allacatchafragalisticexpialadocious'


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on December 08, 2011, 04:34:39 pm
supercallacatchafragalisticexpialadocious.

However, now that you know, I have to kill you.

I wish for less inter-thread relationships.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on December 08, 2011, 06:49:16 pm
Less inter-thread... relationships? Okay, granted. The Homestuck RP and Swanky Fellow are no longer dating, and you are a horrible person for splitting them up.

I wish that this thread weren't currently crammed inside the Vending Machine.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 08, 2011, 07:32:03 pm
(Quinn you kind of guessed something in my next RP post :I)

Granted, we're now in the sun. Like everything else.

I wish for a way to win this thread.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 09, 2011, 02:13:44 am
granted, be the last one making silly replies and wishes, in other words, to the death.

I wish for the sun to be teleported to a differrent sun, this ones kinda cramped. even if it is 50000 times bigger than earth.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 09, 2011, 10:27:01 am
You get this page (http://www.rense.com/general72/size.htm). Take your pick of world-screwing proportions.

I wish for a way to make snowglobes tasty, yet edible and totally free of asphyxiation.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on December 09, 2011, 05:42:45 pm
Granted. You can't even choke and die from them, since they're asphyxiation-free! However, they're also hallucinogenic. And you ate so many that you couldn't find your way out of a paper bag, much less your kitchen.

I wish for more SUNCEPTION!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 09, 2011, 06:15:48 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b76wBlgjAwM

Please just unwish that.

I wish for awesome dreams to come true.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 10, 2011, 08:36:05 am
You get an error message.

I wish for death, and a cookie :3.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on December 10, 2011, 03:08:21 pm
You die, and you cannot eat your cookie.

I unwish every wish on this thread. No more lesbian adventures.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 10, 2011, 04:07:05 pm
Well, this is the 'Crush a wish' topic. So, uh, I don't know wether to crush everybodies wish or just yours... Either way, I feel kind of bad for you, so no more lesbian adventures.

Instead we get plain ol' heterosexual adventures. Yay.

I wish for a massive garden.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 10, 2011, 05:12:56 pm
Granted. It's a sex garden.

I wish for moar coke.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 10, 2011, 05:23:52 pm
granted, a 3 year supply of **** is filling your room.

I wish for &&%$%^(&^^%%^*(&(YIHI^&RT&UI*(U*&&*.9


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 10, 2011, 05:30:01 pm
Quote from: Danielle
Granted. It's a sex garden.

What. (http://www.myfacewhen.com/184/)

You get cancer juice. Otherwise known as Diet Coke.

I wish... to know what the heck Dan meant by that. Don't make me google it, please.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 10, 2011, 05:32:25 pm
*googles it* do not worry it is not what you think. just google it :o)

I wish for some bloodyade


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 11, 2011, 06:13:31 am
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST YOU. SEE THAT GAMZEE SMILEY RIGHT THERE? HM, I HAVE MY DOUBTS.

You don't get any bloodyade. Have some sopor slime, instead. :o(

I wish for a warm glass of full-fat cow milk.



Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 11, 2011, 08:07:08 am
you get obesity, and soon after, death. but not from being fat, no, from choking on a note that says "Smart move"

I wish for a baby seal... no thats not crazy enough... I wish for a baby seal with enough smarts to use a gun... and a holiday.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on December 11, 2011, 08:27:54 am
Granted - You get your baby seal, with the smarts to use a gun. However, its appendages can't exactly pull a trigger. And it doesn't have a gun anyway, because why would any self-respecting baby seal have a gun? Gunless and alone, it is soon killed by some brainless harlot named Quinn and turned into baby seal leather boots.

I wish for Christmas presents. Lots of them.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 11, 2011, 11:18:10 am
Granted, you get christmas presents, lots of them. So many infact they fill the room you in right now. Oh and they are all from the same person- Claw. Hope you like baby seal's :D

I wish for, the universe to explode and create a new universe.... Ruled by Pink seals, who fight space walrus's That want to destroy this thread, which apparantly is invincible and defies time, space and randomness.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 11, 2011, 03:24:39 pm
That sounds way too badass to crush, not even I will attempt to do such a thing. No siree.

I kinda wish for something I think is awesome.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on December 11, 2011, 04:00:39 pm
Granted, I appear out of no where, and punch you in the face. And then take your Xbox and all your games. And then Terezi appears out of no where, riding Fluttershy. But still, you have a black eye and no Xbox.

I wish for the determination to write out Cascade!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 11, 2011, 04:23:32 pm
You get Chuck norris's determination... oh wait he does not need any.

I wish for a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a pig stuffed inside a cow stuffed inside a buffalo, roasted in an unusualy large oven and roasted slowly. Then covered in a lethal quantity of barbacue sauce. Now to plan desert...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on December 11, 2011, 05:29:59 pm
Granted. Epic Meal time comes along, however, and steals the idea! You are now sued for copyright infringement. Also, I throw up on you.

I wish for a stronger stomach when it comes to stuff like that.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 11, 2011, 06:52:25 pm
Your eat full dragonbone armour to achieve a STRONG STOMACH. You die.

I'm going to wish for something slightly different; I'm going to wish for Nicola not to have any homework.

(Augghhhhh narrative augggghhhhhhhh)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 12, 2011, 01:53:35 am
Granted, you now have a ton of homework!

I wish for a world peace, then a huge war, then world peace again.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on December 12, 2011, 10:15:18 am
Granted. However, all of earth's surface is destroyed during the war.

I wish for a random.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 12, 2011, 01:42:49 pm
You get stuck in an advert for plastic plants.

I wish for a paradox inside a paradox inside a paradox... oh wait...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 12, 2011, 02:55:49 pm
Honeybee proffesor DISAPPROVES.

I wish for Umbral Ultimatum.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 12, 2011, 03:28:32 pm
You get a refund.

I wish for Romeo to not get over rosaline so easily after their break up, Yeah he's the real bad guy in that play >:|


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 12, 2011, 07:57:50 pm
Well he ends up moping about the place even longer and kills himself even shorter in that play. From an objective point of view, this is neither good nor bad.

I wish for some mind honey.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on December 12, 2011, 08:05:46 pm
Granted. Sollux, comes along however, and eats the mind honey.

oh 2hiit

You die in the resulting explosion/mind blast.

I wish for an insert.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 12, 2011, 08:37:23 pm
Right, you get your insert. You're inserted into the sun.

I wish for some semblance of plot in these wish crushing shenanigans - also, did I wish for this before?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on December 13, 2011, 02:46:34 pm
Alright, alright, here we go again... *rummages through stories*

Quote
Dan stared into Josh's eyes and

NO! CRAP! THAT WASN'T IT! *pulls out another one*

Quote
"It's too late now," the costumed catgirl said with a malicious grin. "Soon, this giant laser beam will finish charging, and London will be a smoking crater. Too bad you can't save them, Patina... Or should I say, Jo Rosindale?"

The fiendish feline, giggling, plucked the mask from Patina's face.

"Tigress, you monster," Patina muttered.

But, lo and behold, a crash resounded throughout the entire Inner Sanctum! The other heroes had arrived - Voltage fell from the hole in the ceiling, followed by Zephyr and Smolder.

Tigress pouted. "Aw. Looks like the cat's out of the bag. But you can't clip my claws!" She grabbed hold of Patina, using some conveniently-placed cables to swing the two of them onto the laser.

Voltage crackled with kinetic energy, his long, gorgeous, blond hair beginning to float from the charge as he readied an attack. Flame surrounded Smolder as she did the same.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you!" Tigress sang. "My, what if you happened to damage the incredibly harmful machinery we're standing on?"

Truly, the heroes were stumped.

Suddenly, another crashing sound filled the room. The ceiling above the villainess and her captive fell to the ground, and the girl who apparently caused it followed suit.

"Claw!" Zepyr gasped as he flew over to assist her. "You weren't supposed to be here. It's too dangerous for newbies!"

"But I just wanted to be in the mission!" she whined, but Zepher clapped a hand over her mouth before her sonic voice was activated.

Tigress simply cackled, throwing a switch that wasn't really there before, but appeared for plot reasons. "The more heroes, the more casualties! When will you learn that you just can't win?"

The lights above them turned red, and a harsh, grating sound came from behind them as some kind of gate was lifted. When they turned around, Tigress's three lackeys stood before them. Jaguar, Cheetah and Leopard. This would be more than enough to doom England's capital; the laser beam was nearly charged...

I wish for gingerbread.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on December 13, 2011, 03:17:04 pm
you get a gingerbread-Claw! merry Crimbo

I wish for toast


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 11, 2012, 02:45:46 pm
You get your toast. But it's been burnt! OH NOES! D:

I wish for a fridge that works.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on January 12, 2012, 10:36:01 am
you get a fridge. falling out of the sky an landing on your face.

I wish for a new tab :D


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on January 12, 2012, 02:01:04 pm
You get- JESUS CHRIST, ZOMBIE TOPICS. KILL THEM WITH FIRE.

I wish for more ammo.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 12, 2012, 02:46:25 pm
You got your ammo. The wrong kind though!

I wish for gel for my flamethrower to kill those zoombies.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on January 12, 2012, 04:06:21 pm
you get nail varnish :3

I wish for a pet nyan cat.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on January 13, 2012, 11:26:59 pm
Granted. 8ut it flies away.

I wish for a sp8der.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on January 14, 2012, 06:02:00 am
you get your speighter, whatever that is...

*wishes for RAIINBOW RUMMPUS RAAVE PARRTY!!!!*


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on January 14, 2012, 12:04:57 pm
You request is denied, in the form of INTERPRETATIONAL DANCE.

(http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa478/Deadly920/WH4TNOW.gif)

I wish for Georgie~


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 14, 2012, 03:02:45 pm
Granted. You now have a android Georgie.

I wish for something.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on January 18, 2012, 01:10:59 pm
You get nothing. All of the nothing. All of it.

I wish for some swag


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on January 19, 2012, 04:48:55 am
Suddenly you are donning a classic barcode burgular outfit, mask and all. You get a brown bag materialize in front of you. It's labelled 'SWAG'.

I wish for nothing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 19, 2012, 06:03:47 am
You recieve...

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/stupid_sexy_flanders.jpg)

NOTHING AT ALL! NOTHING AT ALL!! NOTHING AT ALL!!!

I wish for moar chocolate!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on January 19, 2012, 12:19:16 pm
You get moar chocolate. But then you do an Alcatraz and get Electrocuted, oh and your chocolate is stolen by a gigantic alien monster... Nice goin Alcatraz -_-

I wish for for fours fighting space cores.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on January 27, 2012, 06:37:54 pm
(http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa478/Deadly920/Ohgod.gif)

I wish for caramel apples.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on January 27, 2012, 08:56:39 pm
*you are now eating caramel apples*
fluttershy: hey hey hey Josh, your gonna get a wicked bad stomach ache if you eat all them apples 0_o
doctor: i'm sorry. hes dead.

I wish for love.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 27, 2012, 09:09:54 pm
Request denied.

I wish for apic flavoured chocolate.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on January 28, 2012, 10:46:20 am
you get radish flavoured chocolate, hmm delicious!

I wish for chocolate flavoured Radishes!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on January 29, 2012, 02:26:12 pm
(http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa478/Deadly920/6.gif)

Swanky Fellow DISAPPROVES.

I wish for more .gif responses.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on January 29, 2012, 02:29:20 pm
Granted. -insert .gif response here-

I wish for STRENGTH.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on January 29, 2012, 03:29:20 pm
You get the strength to tackle hug really, really well.

And hurt people.

(http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa478/Deadly920/Tacklehug.gif)

I wish for fanart?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on January 29, 2012, 04:15:39 pm
(http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee393/rederror/Danope.png)

I wish for some callibrations


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on January 29, 2012, 04:27:46 pm
I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

...That means NO.

Instead, you get Josh fanart. And it's only a few pixels high.

(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg41/JoyOfLight/Isay.png)

I wish the Homestuck RP would continue.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on January 29, 2012, 05:53:46 pm
Granted. But first you have to wait for Nicola to post.

I wish for less frostbite.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 01, 2012, 01:28:00 pm
Granted. You have .1% less frostbite than before.

I wish I wasn't so bored.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on February 01, 2012, 01:33:59 pm
Stare at this.

Forever.

(http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa478/Deadly920/Soulcage.gif)

I wish for Nic Cage.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 01, 2012, 01:48:05 pm
Grant denied for scaring me with such an image.

I wish for...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on February 01, 2012, 05:27:09 pm
Here since you trailed off ill give you some extremely valuable arts which I whipped up 5 minutes ago :D

(http://i1225.photobucket.com/albums/ee393/rederror/Idontevenwanttonamethisshamefulyawesomart.png)

I wish for some sanity after posting that 0_o


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 04, 2012, 06:41:23 pm
Granted, you now have temporary sanity. It'll only last for 24 hourse though, so enjoy.

I wish for something to nom on.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on February 05, 2012, 08:37:11 am
You get caviar, slaughter fish caviar to be precise :3

I wish for a cup of tea and scones. *bad guy falls into boiling water* looks like you just got * puts on monocle * brewed. *classical music*


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 05, 2012, 03:37:30 pm
Granted. However, your tea and scones fall into the boiling water.

I wish for togetherness. <3


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 05, 2012, 03:47:22 pm
*a giant truckload of superglue covers everybody and we all become stuck to each other* Well...We are all together now.

I wish for something to get rid of this glue!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on February 05, 2012, 04:47:52 pm
Green sun, nuff said.

I wish for bygones. 


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 05, 2012, 06:03:38 pm
Granted. I say bye, and am now gone.

I wish for glue solvent.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on February 09, 2012, 06:13:17 pm
Will this help? *suddenly a truckload of chicken feathers covers everybody*
   

I wish for a brand new caaaaar!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on February 10, 2012, 08:04:00 am
A sleek looking car pulls up into your driveway, but before you can nab a sufficient gander a caaaaar! falls out from the sky and crushes it.

It is a sight truly awful.

I wish for the motivation to work on my poooooost. D:


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 10, 2012, 09:49:42 am
Granted, but it turns out to be the worst post in all of history.

I wish for your face.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 10, 2012, 10:15:18 am
Granted. Josh's ugly mug is now plastered all over every wall in your house.

I wish Josh had actually posted before he left. T.T


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on February 10, 2012, 11:55:21 am
Granted you get the power to teleport and go back in time, unfortunately you died because of the energy required to go back in time was over nine- yeah, just nine. Man you don't have much energy.

I wish for a new improved cboi.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 13, 2012, 06:30:50 pm
Granted. It has loads of new features. You don't recieve it though.

I wish it wasn't today.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on February 13, 2012, 07:32:06 pm
Granted. It is now exactly last midnight, have a heart cookie <3

I wish for bullet proof bullets.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on February 18, 2012, 01:01:19 pm
Granted. They do jack all.

I wish for my Georgie to be back here. ; -;


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 18, 2012, 01:08:48 pm
Granted, but......screw it. Such a wish cannot be crushed, for it would destroy all of existence itself.

I wish for moar internet.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on February 18, 2012, 01:33:56 pm
Granted, an angry mister raven knocks on your door, pecks your forehead and places a router on your head.

I wish for... ooh a burger ad *scrolls up, drools* I wish for all the burgers, all of thems :P


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 18, 2012, 01:35:19 pm
Granted. Then your hair lights on fire.

I wish for the fish gadget thingy to be able to have 16. No, twenty. Then things would be awesome.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on February 18, 2012, 01:41:24 pm
Granted, but the fish end up eating each-other off in a mad bid for survival.

I wish for boibs?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 18, 2012, 01:54:44 pm
Granted, then you nosebleed to death.

I wish for Eirin to help Josh.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 18, 2012, 02:03:11 pm
Granted. However, I misheard. A bunch of Air in a container comes and gives Josh some, nice, fresh oxygen.

I wish for addicting songs.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on February 18, 2012, 02:16:58 pm
I can do that-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fXRth-kFbU&list=FLYFyogbSiOY82-VXU0WOD0A&index=7&feature=plpp_video <- hell yeah

I wish for love to die... nuff said.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 28, 2012, 11:56:04 am
WISH DENIED.

(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6408/reimumad.png)

I wish for moar cancer juice.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on February 28, 2012, 03:50:36 pm
You get an arrow... In the knee... Need I say more? Would you like to know how this arrow came into existence only to have fate shoot it so righteously at you knee?

Well you can not have it.

I wish for... Hmm... Uh... Ah! I wish for a negative outcome to this wish. Nyeaaaarh!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 01, 2012, 07:56:04 pm
Granted, you get hit in the head with a tomato. But then people join forces with you to take down whoever threw that tomato and you were then held a party.

I wish to not be lonley.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 02, 2012, 08:14:00 am
We tie you up to Aaron.

I wish for an unbirthday.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 02, 2012, 08:35:23 am
Granted. You puke up cake and place candles on it, plus you wrap up presents.

I wish for a wish to wish... Wut? Meh.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 02, 2012, 10:08:38 am
Granted. Wut? You are now a horse.

I wish for less unbirthday.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 02, 2012, 07:10:59 pm
Granted. You still puke up cake, just not as much.

I wsih for a restock of chocolate.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 03, 2012, 09:07:43 pm
I can't grant that wsih.

I wish for custard.
oh and butts too


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 03, 2012, 09:15:41 pm
Granted. You now have butts covered in custard.... >_>

I wish for this to stop moving.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on March 05, 2012, 04:57:33 pm
Granted…
not

I wish for, a fresh planet earth, maybe it'll be better off next time. I don't know, I'm a cat godamn it!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on March 08, 2012, 03:58:17 pm
Granted! You get a fresh planet earth! In fact, it shares earth's orbit for a few seconds before the two planets collide. The matter is predictably shoved into the Green Sun to join everything else from this thread.

I wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 08, 2012, 04:05:16 pm
Your surprisingly sarcastic response earns you a place in the hall of fame. OF BUTTS.

I wish for the inspiration to do half of the drawings I've wanted to do for ages now.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on March 08, 2012, 04:07:46 pm
Granted. You realize that you're on PJOR, and resolve to do anything - even draw! - to escape it.

I wish my sis would be home already. She's picking up a pizza.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 08, 2012, 04:12:10 pm
Sister returns empty-handed, and slightly heavier than when she left.

I wish that I could have nice things.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 08, 2012, 05:03:39 pm
Granted. You get given lots of nice things. The catch is though; they all contain ticking time bombs. 3...2...1... BOOM. You are dead. Suprise big not.

I wish for this illness to die.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on March 10, 2012, 12:44:22 pm
NO! you get a really cruddy reply from a complete pest named Claw. here it is:
granted, you get the plague.

I wish for ibus demda sniimisegi duli!!



Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on March 10, 2012, 02:02:09 pm
...What? (http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-memebase-in-a-nutshell.jpg)

I wish for more sleep.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 10, 2012, 04:27:36 pm
You get alternating bouts of insomnia and narcolepsy. You cannot sleep at all during the night and are dead to the waking world.

I wish I could get a job, and with it, the spoils of wages.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 10, 2012, 05:09:38 pm
Granted, but the wages is so low that you shouldn't of bothered.

I wish for neverending hapPINGAS.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 11, 2012, 06:27:42 am
Your PINGAS transforms into a 'hap' shape.

Ew.

I wish for a tow truck... CAUSE THIS IS A BREAKDOWN!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 11, 2012, 09:45:34 am
Granted, but when you ordered it, they messed up and gave you a truck the size of a toe.

I wish for things.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on March 14, 2012, 02:31:52 pm
Granted. You receive a coat rack, a half-eaten slice of watermelon and thirty-nine cents in Canadian pennies.

CrapIlefttheovenonIwishmyhousewasn'tsoflammable!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 14, 2012, 02:54:21 pm
Granted. Instead of being set aflame, your house now falls over at the slightest breeze.

I wish for Josh to post.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 14, 2012, 04:11:54 pm
(Cool. A coat rack. I needed one of those. :P)

Granted, but his post consists of one stolen generic dot from me.

I wish for my body to not be so full of electric.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 15, 2012, 03:40:23 pm
Granted. It's full of electricity instead.

I wish Dan could use verbs correctly.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 15, 2012, 06:57:45 pm
Granted. You and him switch complete grammar-knowledge and vocabulary.

I wish things could be normal.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 15, 2012, 11:33:15 pm
WHAT DID YOU JUST WISH FOR.

(http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa478/Deadly920/Link_.gif)

JESS YOU FOOL.

I wish not to be doomed.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 16, 2012, 12:50:28 pm
Granted, you are not doomed. The whole planet is doomed. *giant meteor comes crashing down, killing everyone*

I wish for my normal sleep patterns again.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on March 17, 2012, 11:08:58 am
...This may or may not already be granted, as you're dead.

In fact, everyone's dead.

Since you killed us.

So I wish for everyone but Dan to be alive again.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 17, 2012, 11:41:16 am
Everyone is alive! HOORAY! Except Dan. Danielle lives though.

I wish for things to be.. kinda normal?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on March 21, 2012, 01:51:54 pm
Sorry, define 'kinda normal'

I wish I could beleive I could be granted the mercy of turtoises... turti? am I even spelling tortoise right! oh god I wish i was'nt such a failiure. :'(


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 21, 2012, 04:59:41 pm
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrjj6k7q5h1qeeerio1_500.gif)

I wish for the Hunger Games movie to come out quicker.

Yeah I know it comes out in two days but just it must be quicker ono


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 29, 2012, 09:43:32 am
Granted. However, it's already out, so it doesn't matter.

I wish for... Um, Rea's Dad to not be an asshat?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 29, 2012, 02:20:10 pm
Granted. Instead of being an asshat, he is now a asstophat... That works, right? Meh.

I wish for my hair to grow faster.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on March 30, 2012, 01:19:39 pm
Granted. You grow a fabulous new beard in record time. Trim it every few hours.

I wish I didn't sign up to be in the spring performance. XP


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 30, 2012, 05:00:58 pm
Granted. You are now signed up to every other performance this year.

I wish it wasn't so hot.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on March 30, 2012, 06:26:17 pm
Granted. I leave the room.

I wish I had someone to derp around with.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 30, 2012, 10:51:12 pm
Granted. I give you Jessica. Have fun with that.

I wish Quinn would stop making hot jokes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on March 31, 2012, 09:31:08 am
Granted. But it was only two, liek, evar.

I wish Jess would stop making "granted-but-you're-stuck-with-me" jokes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 31, 2012, 12:09:48 pm
Granted. However, Narah made that joke. Also, you're handcuffed to Josh.

I wish for less cadets. :/


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 02, 2012, 04:25:27 pm
Granted, howeve- wait, you handcuffed me to Quinn. Enjoy your new extra-packed Cadets schedule.

I wish for the key to these handcuffs. Apparently Quinn is not hot enough to melt them.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 02, 2012, 04:37:54 pm
Granted. I pull out a key from Yukari's gaps and unlock the handcuffs. The only thing is that I wasn't looking, so now I'm handcuffed to you. My bad.

I wish for moar Pringles.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on April 02, 2012, 05:27:50 pm
Granted. You receive said Pringles. Wait, the wish was supposed to be corrupted. Crap. Um, your other hand is cuffed to Jess now.

I wish for genies, therefore indirectly wishing for more wishes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 02, 2012, 06:50:34 pm
You don't specify how many genies, so when it comes to your next wish, you're stuck in an infinite time loop where your next wish is for another genie. Oops...

I wish to help Quinn out here. Time loops suck, period!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 02, 2012, 11:33:42 pm
Granted. Sakuya appears and sorts out the flow of time again. But she then stops time around Quinn for causing such a time loop. Looks like you aren't going anywhere.

I wish for a custard cream.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 03, 2012, 08:11:31 pm
Granted, and you're about to eat it when, upon leaving, Sakuya replaces the custard cream with a knife. Ouch.

I wish I were cool.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 03, 2012, 08:31:22 pm
Granted, but seeing as you are already cool, you become overloaded with coolness and turns into a block of ice.

I wish for this knife I just ate to not be all sharp and hurty.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 03, 2012, 11:10:13 pm
Granted. It is now dull, and dipped in this delicious and very deadly poiso- Oh, you already died.

I wish my Mum would buy me coloUrs and mayhem.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on April 04, 2012, 10:01:40 am
Whelp. I'd love to help you out there, really would, but it seems that I'm stuck in time.

So I wish that time functioned normally once more.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on April 06, 2012, 02:50:26 pm
Time is now back to normal, if by normal you mean. not. actually. real!

I wish for half life 2 episode 3


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 06, 2012, 02:55:33 pm
Granted, you get your episode 3... just as the planet esplodes.

I wish for wish I


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on April 06, 2012, 05:44:31 pm
Whoops! Looks like you got a hsiw I instead. And I doubt it's refundable.

I wish I knew what to do with my weekend.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 06, 2012, 11:06:14 pm
Go find the nearest girl and make out. Problem solved.

I wish that the weekend was shorter.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 07, 2012, 09:13:34 am
Granted, it's now shorter by one millisecond.

I wish for it to be longer though.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on April 07, 2012, 10:53:57 am
Granted, time stops.

I wish I was I knew why I don't like my reflection.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on April 07, 2012, 11:31:36 am
It'd be far too easy to make a joke about your face.

I wish I weren't so damn harsh.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 08, 2012, 04:58:19 pm
You turn into somebody other than Quinn the ball-breaker.

I wish for a rebellion against the batterwitch.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 09, 2012, 01:43:05 am
Granted. A small group of people of people go out and protest.

I wish for a mirror to break whenever Dan's face is in it!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 09, 2012, 11:12:42 am
That's mean! ;A; Wish denied!

I wish for a mirrir to break whenever Jess' face is in it.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on April 10, 2012, 09:46:00 am
Basically, you get a brick...

I wish for a bat.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Berry Chan~ on April 12, 2012, 03:32:24 pm

A bat? Well.. okay! But your bat has major mood swings, be careful you don't get hurt tehee!


I wish for......... BUNNY!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 12, 2012, 04:27:07 pm
You get your bunny. It's gifted to you in a box. With no air holes. Nailed shut.

oops

I wish for the sites revival to go off successfully.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Berry Chan~ on April 12, 2012, 04:55:38 pm
Your wish is granted, though Kyuu-Sama's bluntness soon causes the site to fall back into a recession.

I wish for some rice. Egg fried. With soy sauce. And leeks.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 12, 2012, 04:57:32 pm
There you go, it's right there infront of you. On the floor. Without a plate.

I wish for Dan's post to be removed. (oh thank-you me hurr hurr)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 12, 2012, 04:59:23 pm
Granted, YOU DID IT YOURSELF! GVUDSBVGDJGBVJSRAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I WISH FOR NON-RAGEVFJHGVDBJB DKJB VKJSNBVKS!!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 12, 2012, 05:02:40 pm
-slaps you with kiwi-

I wish for somebody to cry me a river.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Berry Chan~ on April 12, 2012, 05:04:02 pm
Your wish is granted, micheal buble is on his way to sing Cry Me a River for you.


I wish Kyuu-Sama's mind wasn't dirty.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 12, 2012, 05:05:03 pm
Granted, a tiny corner gets cleaned... That was the cleanest party though.

I wsih to not be slapped and instead be hugged.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Berry Chan~ on April 12, 2012, 05:06:02 pm
Wish granted! You get a Berry-Chan hug! Yay!

I WANT RICE. ON A PLATE. WITH EGG. AND LEEKS. NOW.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 12, 2012, 05:06:37 pm
-slaps you with kiwi-

I wish for some awesome writing skill.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 12, 2012, 05:07:08 pm
Granted. It's still plastic.

I wish for this dot.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Berry Chan~ on April 12, 2012, 05:19:29 pm
Granted. But that dot is covered in corrosive acid. And that acid corrodes through your skin. HAHA!


I wish for JOSHUA to be nice again.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 12, 2012, 05:22:16 pm
Granted. He's nice to everyone except you. >:D

I wish for something to help the pain in my hand.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 12, 2012, 05:48:04 pm
-slaps you with kiwi-

I wish for JOSHUA to be nice agai- oh wait.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 12, 2012, 08:17:30 pm
That's... not a wish? I guess. Well, whatever. You wait.

I wish for humans to be slightly more open-minded. :P


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Berry Chan~ on April 13, 2012, 10:11:26 am
Teeheehee! Okay, more open mindness? Gotcha! But humans are still selfish people, so not much has changed!


I wish... for a beef burger!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on April 13, 2012, 10:47:05 am
No! Thou shalt have to make one thouself. *A cow suddenly breaks down the door with wheat strapped to its back... oh, and its on fire*

I wish for an Ai oni.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2012, 06:59:15 pm
And then the Lord said, "GET YO **** ASS AWAY FROM THY ONI STIPULATIONS, THOU SHALT NEED RIGOROUS TRAINING BEFORE THOU SHALT RECEIVE THY ONI." And Jesus was like, "Dad what the ****, stop yelling," to which the lord replied, "YOLO."

I wish for more though-out, constructive replies in this topic.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 13, 2012, 09:35:07 pm
Wish denied because that's how we roll.

I wsih for bdjmhsbsjzbvj,sabvj,bhd,f.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 14, 2012, 06:53:11 am
Somebodies gotta save the day,
and I'm the only one, quick enough to stay outta the way,
so watch your back, if you know what's good for you
or I will bdjmhsbsjzbvj,sabvj,bhd,f.?


I wish for vanilla ice.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 14, 2012, 04:51:31 pm
You get Vanilla Ice...cream.
Congrats!

I wish for caramel sauce.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 14, 2012, 05:15:47 pm
Granted, you recieve tomato sauce covered in caramel.

I wish for uber danmaku powers.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 14, 2012, 07:35:49 pm
Granted. However, I decide they're too powerful and banhammer them away. See you in three weeks!

I wish for not-tomato sauce.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Rederror on April 15, 2012, 08:25:46 am
You get potato sauce :3

I wish for a miracle.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 15, 2012, 11:22:06 am
Sanae punches you in the face. "No miracles for you!"

I wish to be more awake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2012, 12:56:11 pm
You never fall asleep again. Ever.

I wish for the most harmless thing possible.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on May 06, 2012, 01:10:14 pm
Granted, you recieve a generic dot.

I wsih for something intresting.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2012, 08:42:47 pm
Granted! You get a really super awesome roleplay idea and start your epic amazing roleplay on this site! ...Sadly, nobody is around to roleplay with you.

I wish for Kenta to get the new site back up and finish it!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on May 09, 2012, 09:08:24 pm
Yes. However, he has to close it back down within seven days or they'll repossess his house.

I wish for something good to happen.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on May 09, 2012, 09:58:03 pm
Granted. I get lots of monies. Yay, something good happened.

I wish for ||||.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on May 12, 2012, 11:03:19 pm
Granted. I tear your spine and rips from your body. It hurts. A lot. By the way, you're dead.

I wish something good to happen.....

....In Saudi Arabia.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 13, 2012, 02:58:09 pm
Granted. The prettiest rainbow ever happens in Saudi Arabia. Since it was so far away, though, you didn't get to see it. Sorry.

I wish for something good to happen in America.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on May 13, 2012, 09:22:40 pm
Granted. The most beautiful piece of glass work is sculpted. Before any pictures of the amazing art are taken, the building it was being housed in bursts into flames, and it is destroyed.

I wish for some delicious hot dogs.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 19, 2012, 02:02:47 am
Granted! There are some delicious hot dogs in your neighbor's yard. Ordinarily, you would just be able to go get them, but unfortunately for you, there is offence in your way.

I wish for some bad puns.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on May 19, 2012, 08:30:45 pm
I think you did that on porpoise.

I wish for a decent night's sleep.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 20, 2012, 04:07:55 am
I couldn't think of any sleep-related puns.

I wish for marshmallows!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 20, 2012, 03:04:33 pm
Hm... I'll have to sleep on that one.

I wish for an awesome rave party.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on May 20, 2012, 03:14:24 pm
Granted, but suddenly the poilce come in and stop the party. :I

I wish I wasn't so bored.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on May 23, 2012, 09:06:47 pm
Granted. You're house is now filled with cats. Literally. cats. Every where. In every space available. You are -swimming- in cats.

I wish for peace.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on May 29, 2012, 06:05:35 pm
Granted. You get one of Daniel's new cats! Aww, lookit the cute widdle--

What's that, you say? You have a dog?

Oh dear.

I wish for blue!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on May 30, 2012, 09:08:02 am
Granted. Someone throws a bucket of blue paint on you. And it's not coming off.

I wish for lung power.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 30, 2012, 09:24:09 am
Your lungs grow muscles and punch their way out of your chest.

I wish for a devil arm.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on May 30, 2012, 09:32:23 am
Granted. However, it's the wrong blood type and you lose all control of it and have to get it chopped off. (Or something like that.)

I wish for my lungs to be back.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on May 31, 2012, 03:22:27 pm
Granted! Your lungs are now... black. Black? Huh. Guess there was some kind of error. But at least you have lungs now, black or not.

I wish for mad skillz.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 01, 2012, 12:41:42 am
Granted. You now have mad skillz at being sarcastic, a downgrade from your 'suPer epix skillz of madness' you had previously.

I wish for less zombies.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 01, 2012, 04:44:33 am
Great. More vampires.

I wish for more productivity around the site and I think it's coming true.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 01, 2012, 09:49:54 am
Granted, but it only lasts for a short while before the internet explodes.

I wish for moar vampires.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 01, 2012, 10:17:15 am
Granted. Less Zombies.

I wish for flying birds.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 01, 2012, 12:41:41 pm
Congratulations, a bunch of dead birds are sent flying into your house. They break several windows and if you don't clean them up soon, your house is going to start to smell.

I wish for rainbows.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 01, 2012, 01:06:26 pm
Granted, but I'm pretty sure you're the only one who gets this joke. (http://blackadventurescomic.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/ba-c7-131.png)

I wish for a copy of Arkham City


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 01, 2012, 01:33:53 pm
You get Arkham Asylu- no, this isn't what you want!

I wish for people to be okay.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 01, 2012, 02:54:29 pm
Granted. Now everybody's name is Okay.

I wish for for something good to read.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 02, 2012, 07:08:19 pm
You reach for good book, but are disappointed by the authors lack in general knowledge of the English language. You pick up another book. Exactly the same issue. Why is this? The author is named Okay. And every author ever is Okay. And everybody is Okay.

Okay apparently has poor literature skills, what can I say?

I wish for my worry to go away.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 02, 2012, 07:08:20 pm
You reach for good book, but are disappointed by the authors lack in general knowledge of the English language. You pick up another book. Exactly the same issue. Why is this? The author is named Okay. And every author ever is Okay. And everybody is Okay.

Okay apparently has poor literature skills, what can I say?

I wish for my worry to go away.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 02, 2012, 07:37:50 pm
Congrats! Now you don't care about any of life's repercussions. With your newfound powers of not-giving-a-damn, you experiment with the toaster and end up with rather singed eyebrows.

I wish for higher self-restraint.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 03, 2012, 12:25:14 am
You resist the restraint. Life is swell and normal.

I wish for a Tepig. Called Poink.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 05, 2012, 10:09:06 am
...I don't know what that is. Have a chocolate bar instead.

I wish for my foot to not be broken.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 05, 2012, 03:34:45 pm
I break your other one because you don't know what pokemon Tepig is.

I wish for a turtle named Earl.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 07, 2012, 01:23:44 pm
Granted. But it runs away from you to never return.

I wish this housework could do itself.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 07, 2012, 05:59:48 pm
How does a turtle run?! Either way, your housework does itself. In the butt.

I wish for a music program I'm competent enough to use.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 08, 2012, 09:54:58 pm
Granted. You get a music program that you are competent enough to use, but all of the music it makes sounds terrible.

I wish for tomorrow to be as fun as today was. :)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 08, 2012, 09:56:24 pm
Wish granted, as long as mine is too.

I wish for another bag of crispy M&Ms. ;   ;


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 08, 2012, 10:13:22 pm
Granted. All of the M&Ms are burnt. That makes them super crispy~

I wish for a pumpkin.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 08, 2012, 10:22:49 pm
What pumpkin?

I wish to be in Ohio.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 08, 2012, 10:43:00 pm
Granted, the letter I is now in the word Ohio. Oh wait, it was already there. So I guess nothing happens.

I wish for a radioactive pony.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 08, 2012, 10:55:22 pm
You get a radioactive pony. You catch radioactive poisoning. You die.

I wish for a non-radioactive pony.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 09, 2012, 08:21:24 am
Granted, but I scare it away from here. >:D

I wish for less boredom.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 09, 2012, 06:36:49 pm
You get a radioactive pony, and the radioactive poisoning that comes with it. Exciting enough?

I wish for time powers.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 09, 2012, 06:41:33 pm
Granted, but Sakuya kills you for copying her powers.

I wish for endless amounts of chocolate and pringles.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 09, 2012, 07:00:58 pm
Your ex that you still love immensely who still loves you is marrying the complete **** that she is currently living with. Yes. The very **** that has gotten his friend to beat up you and your ex's suicidal friend, because he thought they were doing things. The very same **** who is ****ing her every night and expects you to deal with it, but every time you're even mentioned hanging around with another friend she'll get ****ing ****ed and jealous at you.

You cry yourself to sleep most nights. You don't know why. You don't know why her happiness is any longer your business. You have a wonderful girlfriend who puts up with you and supports you throughout everything. Or should I say, no longer your girlfriend, because she couldn't put up with the stress of feeling unloved and treated second to your ex? You ****ed that one up too, now.

You don't know what to do. Everything is awful and you don't want them to marry but you don't see how there's anything you can do and you're only ****ing fifteen and everything is too much for you.

There. less boredom. Have fun with that.

I wish to be ****ing gone.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 09, 2012, 10:10:53 pm
I was going to grant your wish, but instead you get endless amounts of chocolate and pringles, because that is the wish you were supposed to grant Dan.

I wish for this thread to make sense.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 10, 2012, 06:57:02 am
(http://i36.tinypic.com/212suv7.png)

Yeah, right.

I wish for the cheat codes to life.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 10, 2012, 07:51:13 am
Granted, but you never play Life again because it's boring with the cheats on.

I WISH FOR THAT ANGSTY POST I WROTE TO GO AWAY GOSH THAT WAS A BAD NIGHT.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 10, 2012, 05:32:30 pm
If I were an admin, I might have actually granted that. However, it never would have worked anyway, as it would always stay in our hearts. Clutching, gnawing at a dark corner of your image. The foul stain on your reputation can never be cleansed now that that wretched abomination has been unearthed. I suggest ritual suicide.

I just stubbed all of my toes in one fell swoop. I wish it didn't hurt so much.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 10, 2012, 08:56:05 pm
Here, have a plaster. Oooh.

I wish for some strong detergent to SCRUB AWAY THE SHAME.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 12, 2012, 01:22:51 am
Granted, you have some very, very strong detergent. Well, paint thinner. Close enough, right?

I wish my English teacher wasn't losing my work, so I wouldn't be failing right now.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 12, 2012, 08:48:32 am
Granted! Your teacher discovers that some creepy stalker has been hoarding your papers and stashing them in the janitor's closet. However, the various chemicals have smeared whatever you wrote, s/he cannot actually grade it.

I wish for inspiration.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 12, 2012, 09:23:08 pm
Inspiration hits you like a freight train. In the form of a freight train.

I wish to be more photogenic.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 12, 2012, 09:36:21 pm
Granted! You are so photogenic that when your picture is taken, the camera can't handle the beauty of the photo and breaks. Good luck getting your photos from that.

I wish for a squirrel.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 12, 2012, 09:42:09 pm
Granted, but it has rabies.

I wish Josh would go to sleep.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 12, 2012, 09:47:23 pm
Granted. Hold on.

I wish I would go to sleep.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 12, 2012, 09:49:29 pm
Granted, you agree to go to sleep and-- oh wait you were still lurking in the chat nevermind not granted.

I wish Josh would go to sleep.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 12, 2012, 10:28:09 pm
Granted, but something obnoxiously loud wakes him after exactly 2.48 minutes.

I wish caffeine wouldn't make me so tired. Isn't it supposed to energize people or something?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 12, 2012, 11:44:02 pm
Granted! Caffeine now energizes you. However, it also shuts off the nerves in your legs. So, whenever you have caffeine, you instantly lose control of your legs! Have fun with that. Especially since caffeine is in like, everything.

I wish for a metal bat to beat certain people with.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 13, 2012, 09:32:17 am
Granted. A bat flies through your window covered in metal armour along it's wings and body.

I wish for moar storage for my stuff.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 13, 2012, 09:56:40 am
Granted! You now have a large storage box. However, it's in Canada.

I wish for a stapler.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 13, 2012, 12:21:17 pm
It's in the locked storage box right next to you and Daniel has the key.

I wish for a plane ticket to Canada.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 13, 2012, 12:24:51 pm
Granted, but the ticket expired years ago.

I wish for the washing machine to not be so loud!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 13, 2012, 12:38:26 pm
Granted, but it's only quiet because it's broken beyond repair.

I wish for an army of minions.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 13, 2012, 02:56:15 pm
They're the army that broke Daniel's washing machine. They're trapped in his house.

I wish for a way to get to Canada either way.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 13, 2012, 03:02:04 pm
You ship yourself to Canada in the washing machine, which apparently contains Hammerspace. WashingMachineSpace. Whatever.

It also contains my army of minions.

I wish for a less disgruntled family.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 13, 2012, 03:03:57 pm
Granted, but then said family gets sucked into my washing machine of randomness.

I wsih for things to not go in my washihg machine agin.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 13, 2012, 03:06:49 pm
Granted, whatever your washihg machine is, nothing is going in.

I wish for nothing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 13, 2012, 04:32:13 pm
Granted, a void comes into existence in your house, so there you go, a whole bunch of nothing.

I wish for a pumpkin.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 13, 2012, 05:48:08 pm
I eat it. Because it's in the washing machine.

I wish for this boat to get to Canada faster!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 13, 2012, 05:56:29 pm
Granted! This boat gets to Canada faster. But, you're in Dan's broken washing machine, remember? So you'll get there at the regularly scheduled time. Unless...

I wish for Josh and Dan's washing machine to get here faster.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 13, 2012, 05:59:35 pm
Granted, but it explodes on the way.

I wish for a new washing machine.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 14, 2012, 08:56:08 am
Okay, but you have to pay like, £200 for it?

I wish to survive the explosion.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 14, 2012, 09:40:02 am
Granted. You and the minion army crawl out of the broken machine to find that you've landed on an uncharted island instead of Canada. You do the only rational thing and create your own little tribe, and the minions (out of their miniony nature) crown you their chief.

I wish our misadventures were a silly cartoon series.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 14, 2012, 10:12:00 am
Granted. However, people like the series so much, we all start getting stalked and abducted.

I wish to find the Rosindale island.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 14, 2012, 05:19:10 pm
You locate a small inlet off the coast of Puerto Rico named Rosindale Island. How fitting.

Now that the minions have crowned me their chief, I wish to establish a monarchy. I will now be referred to as His Supreme Douchelord and the island named Pen Island. Eheheh.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 14, 2012, 10:53:35 pm
Granted. However, a certain shark finds you eventually and overthrows you.

Now that a certain shark has overthrown His Supreme Douchelord, I wish for her eternal rule.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 15, 2012, 10:44:50 am
Granted, but you become male again to fit the theme of the island.

I wish to go back to sleep.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 15, 2012, 04:12:23 pm
You go to sleep, but you wake back up on Pen Island.

I wish for an island too. ;A;


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 15, 2012, 06:44:00 pm
Granted. You get the smaller, and uninhabited island known as Isle-Of-No-Return. It's previous owner's decorated it graciously with many skeletons.

I wish for someone to create a Pen Island Light RP.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 15, 2012, 11:30:28 pm
Granted, but said light RP exists only within the confines of the Crush a Wish topic. And then I crush it.

I wish to take over the Isle-Of-No-Return and redecorate it to be more inhabitable.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 16, 2012, 07:11:19 am
You must arrive by washing machine first.

I wsih that my island was the best island in the world.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 16, 2012, 10:51:45 am
Granted, your island is the best, most amazing island that ever existed in the whole entire world. Then I arrive in a washing machine and take it over.

I wish to rename the Island-Of-No-Return so that it shall now be called Nicola Island.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 16, 2012, 10:59:06 am
Granted. I have no qualms with that.

In fact, I wish to be on Nicola Island instead of Pen Island.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 16, 2012, 12:10:40 pm
Granted, you get to Nicola Island, but you had to travel there in a washing machine, which was full of minions. Now that you're here, though, we party.

I wish for an awesome party on Nicola Island.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 16, 2012, 12:26:29 pm
Granted - Sweet Rave Party. However, it can only be made official if you animate it.

I wish for something for PJOR as a whole to do. As in, let's actually decide on an RP.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 16, 2012, 02:15:46 pm
Granted. My say is Pen Island vs Nicola Island RP.

I wish for other people to agree with me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 16, 2012, 02:16:58 pm
Granted. Just granted.

I wsih I had my island back.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 16, 2012, 02:19:54 pm
You'll have to battle for it in the RP.

I wish someone would start it before we all lose interest.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 16, 2012, 02:40:48 pm
Granted, but first we have to choose sides.

I wish to be on Team Pen Island.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 16, 2012, 02:44:26 pm
Granted, but that's the team that's going to lose.

I wish to be on Team Nicola Island.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 16, 2012, 04:03:02 pm
Granted, but I'm there too.

I wish for things to get started.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 16, 2012, 04:09:33 pm
Granted. Write the first post and we will.

I wish for delicious cake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 16, 2012, 07:34:43 pm
Granted, but first you must defeat Pen Island in the RP to get it.

I wish for peoples to join the RP!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 16, 2012, 08:54:36 pm
Crushed. Mwa.

His Supreme Douchelord wishes for Pen Island's supremacy.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 16, 2012, 09:56:42 pm
Granted, but first you have to RP.

I wish for Josh to actually RP.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 17, 2012, 06:20:44 am
Shuddup.

I wish for a pony. Named Gertrude.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 17, 2012, 09:06:34 am
All of your wishes for any specific animal with a specific name have been disabled. I think you used up your wish bandwidth or something.

I wish to make a kickass RP post.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 17, 2012, 10:52:56 am
Granted. Just Granted. Now, go do it.

I wish for Addled to be spectacular once again!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 17, 2012, 03:25:11 pm
It's spectacular, for all of about two weeks before interest plummets again.

I wish for something relatively useful.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 17, 2012, 03:40:26 pm
Granted. You get Calliope.

I wish for.. I don't know. World peace?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 17, 2012, 04:10:21 pm
Ghey.

I wish for more wish bandwidth I guess?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 17, 2012, 04:19:08 pm
Denied. You have to reblog less stuff on tumblr.

I wish for non ghey world peace.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2012, 10:54:01 am
Super ghey.

I wish a hero named Superghey.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 24, 2012, 05:56:17 pm
Granted, but the hero dies straight away.

I wish for my table to build itself.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2012, 07:36:49 pm
Granted, but the table dies straight away. >:I

I wish for the ability to read minds.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 25, 2012, 08:05:27 pm
Granted, but when you read peoples minds, you'd wish to not have the power.

I wish for a chair.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2012, 08:13:38 pm
The chair is so large it crushes a large portion of town. Including you.

I wish for sleeping pills.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 25, 2012, 08:15:52 pm
Granted, but I take them.

I wish for custard creams.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2012, 08:17:07 pm
You're too asleep to eat them.

I wish for Daniel to be... a devil hunter.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 25, 2012, 08:18:02 pm
Grant- Wait what?

I wish to not be one.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2012, 08:23:47 pm
Your name is DANIEL, one of the laziest DEVIL HUNTERS in the city.

I wish for there to be devils in the city to hunt.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 25, 2012, 08:25:30 pm
Granted, the Scarlet Devil Remilia comes to town. Enjoy.

I wish for there to be a way to go to other dimensions.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2012, 08:27:47 pm
No way, this AU is way too entertaining.

We need more demons. I wish for more demons.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 25, 2012, 08:30:44 pm
Remilia uses Flandre's 'Four of a Kind' spellcard with the Shadow Clone Justu. There are now like 400 Remilia's flying around shooting bullets everywhere.

I wish for a magic barrer to protect me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 25, 2012, 08:37:09 pm
No. You're still human. Devil Hunters don't get that thing. DO SOMETHING COOL ALREADY.

I wish Dan wasn't a lame ass Devil Hunter.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 25, 2012, 08:40:12 pm
Granted, I charisma breaked all the Remilia's. Now they are curled up on the floor sulking. There, done.

I wish for something to protect me instead.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 26, 2012, 12:02:22 am
Granted. You get ONE Master Spark spell card. Good luck figuring out how to use it.

I wish for some hot Touhou/Homestuck ships.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 26, 2012, 10:40:01 am
I'd grant that... if I knew anything about Touhou. *shrug* No Touhomestuck for you.

I wish I checked my inbox more often, starting three days ago. :I Sorry, Josh.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 26, 2012, 12:36:42 pm
(Aww I was hoping Joshwould get that one.)

Granted. However, you instantly stop receiving PM's, so you fall out of the habit until you start receiving PM's again, and yet again, you don't check your inbox enough.

I wish for... Uh, some Touhomestuck ships. And for Josh to grant the wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 26, 2012, 12:40:08 pm
DENIED. No Touhoustuck ships for you.

I wsih for a blanket.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 26, 2012, 12:45:45 pm
Granted, however, as soon as you lay under it, it wraps around you, won't come off, and then bugs start crawling around in it. Big bugs. Also, your house is on fire.

I wish for some Dan/Equius ship fanart. (QQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN???????????)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2012, 12:52:06 pm
GODDAMNIT.

I wish for hot touhoustuck ships.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 26, 2012, 12:54:17 pm
Denied because it's probably been done before.

I wish for non Touhoustuck stuff here!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2012, 12:55:42 pm
Uhh... crush a wish, buddy.

I wish for super hot touhoustuck ships though. Because, y'know. They're cool too.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 26, 2012, 01:13:30 pm
Granted, but the ships get destroyed soon after.

I wish for (9).


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2012, 01:46:39 pm
I DON'T.... UNDERSTAND...

I wish for world peace. And world anarchy.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 26, 2012, 01:52:26 pm
The world implodes and explodes at the same time.

I wosh for a wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2012, 02:13:18 pm
Wosh denied.

I wish I was Deadpool.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 26, 2012, 04:19:59 pm
Unlike Dan/Equius, that's something I'd actually like to draw. Deadpool is a boss.

I wish for flowers~


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2012, 04:25:16 pm
Granted. I give you a really delicate and aesthetically pleasing flower- your favourite kind. I cannot deny the wish of somebody who shares my viewpoint. Deadpool is the biggest boss.

I wish for the ability to write quicker for roleplay posts. :\


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 26, 2012, 04:57:12 pm
gwanted. just.. gwanted. now go!

i wish for peop'a to take me maw see'wee'is'wee.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2012, 05:06:23 pm
Granted, you start speaking like a disgruntled middle-aged businessman.

I wish for a way to save my squadmates in Mass Effect. :'(


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 27, 2012, 10:26:15 am
Grated, you save them just in time for the destruction of the entire universe.

I wish for Josh to get better.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 27, 2012, 12:32:40 pm
Granted. He gets so good, he has no time for us peasants.

I wish for M$ points.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 27, 2012, 04:21:25 pm
Granted, you recieve 1 point.

I wsih for a thing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 10:20:20 am
Your thing is null and void.

I wish for cake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 10:32:21 am
You get cake, but I eat it.

I wish for cheesecake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 11:13:39 am
gwanted, but i eated it. :3

i wish fa; staws!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 12:56:51 pm
I'm not sure if you mean stores, stars, straws, it's confusing. Have a puppy instead. His name is Rover. Treat Rover nicely.

I wish for an awesome drop.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 28, 2012, 01:11:47 pm
Granted. *pushes you off a skyscraper*

I wish for more energy to do stuff easier.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 28, 2012, 01:32:29 pm
Granted. Coffee and energy drinks for you! However, it also impairs your sense of judgement, so... good luck actually doing anything.

I wish all major arguments were settled via rap battle.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 01:43:52 pm
yay! gwanted. but, you have to wap any awgument you get into and you have no wapping skill so you just make a fool of yaself and have to come hide in canada fwom the SHAME YOU BWING TO YA FAM'WEE.

i wish fa a witta undagwound type shawta fa quinn to hide in. unda mah house, of cause.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2012, 02:31:40 pm
It costs so much money the rest of Canada is repossessed.

I wish for a plane ticket for Quinn.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2012, 02:38:47 pm
gwanted. she gets a pwane ticket. howeva, you still have to pay fa it and she doesnt thank you.

i wish for canada to be unwepossesed.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 29, 2012, 10:20:49 am
Granted, but now you have to pay for my plane ticket.

I wish for free plane tickets for everyone! Let's spend summer vacation together!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 29, 2012, 10:23:15 am
Why would you wish for that in a 'Crush a Wish' topic? ;   ;

I wish for non-wishes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 29, 2012, 10:25:27 am
Granted - you receive a bunch of Vending Machine prizes. They certainly aren't wishes, right?

I wish this topic would be even less serious.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 29, 2012, 10:31:57 am
Everybody receives little martini glasses full of orange pump, with those little wedges of lime and a tiny c0cktail umbrella. Whilst you and Nicola still wear your baggy, everyday clothing, you can see Jess doing a little trot up to the pool in her one-piece before diving into the waters - Daniel is shirtless and suddenly slightly more masculine, serving drinks of tropical flavour behind the roughly-hewn bamboo bar. I am suddenly wearing a Hawaiian grass skirt and start hulaing majesticly in front of you, playing the ukulele with such a poker face. Welcome to the PJOR pool party.

I wish for this topic to have more less serious Daniel.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 29, 2012, 10:44:39 am
grantedIamsodrawingthis

We're in agreement here - I wish for even more less serious Daniel.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 29, 2012, 12:01:48 pm
pass it on!

i wish fa maw even maw wess see'wee'is bishounen!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 29, 2012, 12:08:42 pm
Yep, he's getting less serious by the second.

I wish for an even lesser seriouser Danielr.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 29, 2012, 12:09:40 pm
Granted, but time reverses and I becaome more serious again.

I wish for time travel abilitys.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 29, 2012, 12:11:21 pm
Not until your grammar shapes up, mister.

I wish for less weirdness. And a less serious daniel.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 30, 2012, 08:46:45 am
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67iy1u3RX1r7cjh2o1_1280.png)

I wish our lives were more like an MSPaint Adventure.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 30, 2012, 08:54:27 am
Granted, but only for .01 of a second.

I wish for a chocolate bar.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 30, 2012, 09:00:27 am
Granted, but only for .01 of a second.

I wish for a chocolate ba- wait.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 30, 2012, 09:01:50 am
Granted, you get a chocolate baa from a sheep.

I wsih for moar coke.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 30, 2012, 09:03:42 am
Granted, but only for .01 of a second.

I wish for a snake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 30, 2012, 09:11:37 am
Granted, but only for .01 of a second.

I wish for a crumb.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 30, 2012, 10:12:30 am
Granted, but .01 seconds later you drop it and can never find it again.

I wish for tea.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 30, 2012, 01:21:33 pm
gwanted! you get tea. howeva nico'wa is cwumsy, twips, and it spi's on you.

i wish fa that pwetty pwetty dwess fwom my dweam.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 30, 2012, 06:06:57 pm
Granted, but it doesn't fit.

I wish for music and dancing!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 30, 2012, 08:06:19 pm
gwanted! evwy gets up and dances to awesome music! howeva, you cant because ya tied to a cha'.

i wish fa that dwess to fit.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 30, 2012, 10:03:38 pm
Granted. They're all frilly and lacy and adorable.

I wish to not be tied to a cha'. Err, chair.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 30, 2012, 10:08:52 pm
Granted. You are now tied to a table.

I wsih for sleep.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 30, 2012, 10:14:17 pm
Granted. But only for .01 of a second.

I wish to see a picture of the PJOR pool party that was had in this topic earlier.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on June 30, 2012, 10:16:15 pm
Granted. But only for .01 of a second.

I wsih for sleep that lasts longer than .01 of a second.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 30, 2012, 10:18:36 pm
Alright, you win. One second.

I wish I could color this pool party picture, like now, instead of Monday.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 30, 2012, 11:50:00 pm
(quinn, it was wuffwee, wacey and adawwabaws.. i wove those dwesses!)

gwanted, but onwee fa .02 of a second.

i wish fa a pictcha of me in my pwetty dwess! (jjjjjjjjjjooooooooooooooosssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~<3?)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 01, 2012, 10:35:23 am
Granted, but only for 0.1 of a year.

I wish for the uncoloured version of the pool party to be posted, if it's been done already? o w u


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 01, 2012, 12:38:34 pm
Granted, but there are several anatomical errors that I have to fix in the recolor. >__>

(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg41/JoyOfLight/PoolParty.jpg)

I wish to be free of art slavery.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 01, 2012, 12:44:19 pm
Granted, but only for .01 of a second.

I wish I looked that hot in real life.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 01, 2012, 12:55:46 pm
Granted, but no one notices the difference.

I wish for riches.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 01, 2012, 01:01:05 pm
Granted! You can only achieve these riches by art commissions though.

I Quinn's art was awesome enough it didn't lag my phone all to hell.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 02, 2012, 10:46:25 am
Granted. It lowers the lag by .01%.

I wish for Wednesday to hurry up.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 02, 2012, 12:55:25 pm
Granted, but only for .01 of .01 .

I wish it was Christmas~ Every day~


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 02, 2012, 01:07:25 pm
Granted, but each day only lasts .01 of a second.

I wsih for a footstool.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 02, 2012, 05:25:21 pm
Just use a cardboard box or something.

I wish for the .01 joke to go away forever. FOR-EV-ER.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 02, 2012, 05:31:49 pm
Granted. For .02 of a second.

I wish for a ball of electric.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 02, 2012, 10:49:53 pm
gwanted! howeva, mawisa comes by and masta spawks you. and we faw to find ya cawpse fa pwopa bawia'.

i wish fa a funny image.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 03, 2012, 01:41:10 pm
(http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa478/Deadly920/Durp-Hurp.gif)

I wish for a reaction gif! o w u


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 03, 2012, 01:48:31 pm
too bad, you just get me waffing fo'eva!

i wish fa a funny IMAGE not gif.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 04, 2012, 10:38:03 am
(http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/198.jpg)

I wish for Nic Cage.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 04, 2012, 11:02:19 am
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5t3f0N0Kh1qdd8wro1_r1_500.jpg)

You receive Tom Hiddleston. (INFINITELY BETTER)

I wish for more Tom Hiddleston.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 04, 2012, 11:17:33 am
Nah, have some Chris Hemsworth.

(http://gordonandthewhale.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/chris-hemsworth-m.jpg)

I wish for... Avengers?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 04, 2012, 11:24:10 am
Here's 1/6 of them.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m680eh9hNl1rq9kkio1_500.png)

I wish for the other 5.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 04, 2012, 11:28:26 am
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lzck6mGj1rz4xcdo1_500.gif)

I wish for the other 5.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 05, 2012, 12:18:05 am
i have no idea what ya talking about. have mawisa and weimu instead. <3

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/268/b/f/marisa_and_reimu_by_jurithedreamer-d2wt6nc.jpg)

i wish fa saw'no.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 05, 2012, 01:34:35 am
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7734/1301178038129.jpg)

I wish for Mima.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 05, 2012, 08:08:05 am
i am dumb 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 hey i am THE STRONGEST my name is cirno 9 9 9 9 9 9

I wish for walfas.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on July 05, 2012, 10:13:43 am
Granted, except I don't know what those are. So you end up with waffles instead.

I wish for waffles for everybody~


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 05, 2012, 11:09:04 am
Granted, but there's no syrup! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I wish for this damn cold to go away.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 05, 2012, 11:33:47 am
Granted. For .01 of a second. Ufufufufufufu....

I wish for my sniffles to go away.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 05, 2012, 12:32:19 pm
Nope.avi. Because the .01 thing was never funny.

I wish for better speakers.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on July 05, 2012, 01:02:49 pm
Granted, better speakers appear, but they're mine. *grabs speakers and runs*

I wish for syrup on everybody's waffles.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 05, 2012, 04:40:14 pm
gwanted, but i eat evwee bodies waffa's

i wish fa my tummy ache fwom too many waffas to go away.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 05, 2012, 04:46:52 pm
Granted, but you get my slight tummy ache from eating mash & steak.

I wish the Prismriver sisters wern't so hard.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 05, 2012, 08:34:33 pm
gwanted. except quinn and nico'wa don't know what wha talkin 'bout.

i wish fa stuffs.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 05, 2012, 08:58:34 pm
Not granted, because Quinn and Nicola do know what you're talking about.

I wish for more books.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 05, 2012, 09:33:04 pm
not gwanted, because you don't undastand to the point that me and my bishie do!

i wish fa the abiwitee to stea' books fwom quinn!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 05, 2012, 10:16:34 pm
Granted, you turn into Marisa.

I wish for lots of stuff.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 05, 2012, 10:40:08 pm
gwanted! but using my new mawisa powa's i stea' it aw.

i wish to chawenge dani to danmaku! <3


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 05, 2012, 10:46:12 pm
Granted. *takes out a spell card "Hax Sign: Destroy Everything"* Everything is now dead.

I wish for a theme song for myself.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 05, 2012, 10:50:37 pm
gwanted, but befaw you get to wisten to it MMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

i wish i didn't just incinawate my bishounen.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 05, 2012, 11:00:21 pm
Granted. I death-bombed it, making me able to survive your Master Spark.

I wish for a proper shield to protect me from that spell.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 05, 2012, 11:02:43 pm
gwanted, but you dont figaw out how to use it befaw anotha masta spawk.

i wish fa maw bombs!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 05, 2012, 11:05:27 pm
Granted, but you have to beat mini-bosses to get them.

I wish for better dodging skills to avoid the Master Spark.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 06, 2012, 07:23:12 am
You dodge the Master Spark but get hit by my "Blood Sign: Crimson Whip" spell card.

I wish for more cool spell cards.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 06, 2012, 09:08:13 am
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120531144712/yugioh/images/thumb/1/10/ChangeofHeart-BP01-EN-R-1E.png/300px-ChangeofHeart-BP01-EN-R-1E.png)

Whoops, wrong series.

I wish to alienate Jess and Dan and all their Touhouing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 06, 2012, 09:46:14 am
(http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/2001/1330278303976.jpg)

I wsih it wasn't raining.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 06, 2012, 01:50:50 pm
gwanted! howeva, now its snowing.

i wish the next pawson had a speech impediment fo'eva!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 06, 2012, 03:02:39 pm
wwhat the hell, jess, this ain't vvery funny noww, is it?

i wwish this speech impediment wwasn't such a big problem.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 06, 2012, 03:57:56 pm
Granted. Your speech patterns now completely depend on Cbox magic, not unlike Dan's gender. (ex. "*Poof! Josh now has a speech impediment!*")

I wish for cheesecake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 06, 2012, 03:59:15 pm
Granted, but I eat it.

I wish for more cheesecake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 06, 2012, 04:01:01 pm
Granted, but this one's mine. :P

I wish to put Dan on a diet so he won't eat any more cheesecake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 06, 2012, 04:33:38 pm
Deined! I need no diet!

I wsih I had lots more cheesecake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 06, 2012, 06:41:23 pm
gwanted! between me and mawisa, we stea' it aw.

i wish fa quinn to have a speech impediment wike mine fo'eva! <3


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on July 06, 2012, 07:02:53 pm
DENIED.

I wish for Jess to be cured of speech impediments.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 06, 2012, 08:22:41 pm
denied! i wub mine too much~!

i wish fa quinn to have a speech impediment unti' i come back fwom camp!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 08, 2012, 02:20:52 pm
She's at camp, so good luck getting her to talk to us there.

I wish for the site not to be so lonely. `-`


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 08, 2012, 02:26:00 pm
Granted, I'm here too.

I wsih for more cancer juice.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 08, 2012, 04:48:43 pm
Your room floods with cancer juice. You drown.

I wish for cancer juice in a bottle.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 08, 2012, 05:14:59 pm
Granted, but the bottle is so big, it crushes you.

I wish for cancer juice in a normal sized bottle.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 08, 2012, 06:04:27 pm
Granted. It appears in Alaska.

I wish for cancer juice in a normal-sized bottle to appear next to me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 08, 2012, 06:13:26 pm
Granted, but when you go to pick it up, it teleports next to me.

I wish to drink this cancer juice with no side-effects.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 08, 2012, 06:51:29 pm
The cancer juice is regular diet pepsi, pure and simple, which will give you no side-effects whatsoever. But the ground opens up and you suddenly begin to fall down.

I wish for this silliness to end.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 08, 2012, 06:59:20 pm
Granted, but for that to happen, we all need to die.

I wsih that didn't happen.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 08, 2012, 07:05:32 pm
It... doesn't?

I wish for an alternate version of everything.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 08, 2012, 07:06:57 pm
Granted, but the other version of everything is evil and kills everything of ours.

I wish for a way to stop that version of everything.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 08, 2012, 07:35:08 pm
Granted. The evil things of ours that aren't alternate kill the good-alternate versions of themselves that you failed to mention when everything was alternated.

I wish for a balance between good, good-alternate, evil, and evil-alternate to be struck.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 18, 2012, 07:48:13 pm
Granted, but both universes implode and explode at the same time.

I wish for my back to not hurt.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 19, 2012, 07:53:19 am
Not sure how much our world simultaneously imploding and exploding is going to help you out there, buddy.

I wish for some banging tunes yo.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 19, 2012, 08:27:56 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn70ANnJXL8&feature=g-vrec

I wish for painkillers to not taste horrible.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 19, 2012, 09:07:05 pm
Take medicine. The serum kind that tastes of strawberries. That stuff is /delicious/.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 19, 2012, 09:23:39 pm
*slaps you for not making a wish*

I wish for the medicine which you described, which is indeed very delecious.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 20, 2012, 11:40:34 am
*slaps you for making a wish*

I wish for Eirin.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 20, 2012, 11:58:24 am
Granted, but she only helps me and not you.

I wish for more pringles.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 22, 2012, 11:39:26 am
Granted. You go to the store and buy more pringles.

I wish for gender equality.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 31, 2012, 10:23:34 pm
Granted, but then everyone explodes.

I wish for cheesecake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on July 31, 2012, 10:57:49 pm
Granted. It's in my fridge, come get it whenever you get a ticket to America.

I wish for sparkles.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on August 05, 2012, 08:55:45 am
Granted. A tub of sparkles is dropped over you. Have fun getting that off.

I wish to be home. :/


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 05, 2012, 10:18:46 am
You get home the instant Canada is declared part of America.

I wish for a massager named Tiffany.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 05, 2012, 02:59:41 pm
Granted, except Tiffany turns out to be a dude. He gives pretty good massages, though.

I wish for everyone to break into spontaneous roleplay.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jack on August 05, 2012, 03:03:51 pm
Granted. but IT'S ALL STUPID.

I wish for SPAAAACEEEEE


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 05, 2012, 03:16:13 pm
Granted, space expands. Someone discovers that space has expanded and you start up a big philosophical discussion on how big the universe really is and is it possible to be infinite and what is reality as we know it in the grand scheme of things and other topics that then give you a headache.

I wish for everything and nothing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jack on August 05, 2012, 03:18:06 pm
Dude. No edge.

Everything and nothing exists at every point in space. so you technically already have it.

I insert my hand.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 05, 2012, 03:21:54 pm
Your hand pops off and reappears in another topic, 'cause it seems you're in the wrong one. You should probably get some medical help for that.

I wish for some Band-Aids. D:


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jack on August 05, 2012, 03:24:17 pm
(ASDAJRKLSTHYLKYU)

You get them. but I steal them for my now handless arm.

I wish for an automail hand


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 05, 2012, 03:37:30 pm
Granted, but you also become incredibly short.

I wish for a cool cosplay outfit!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jack on August 05, 2012, 03:50:13 pm
You get it, but the sleeves are just a smidgen too tight.

I wish for a Vending machine


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on August 05, 2012, 04:00:54 pm
Granted, but it's a boring, average vending machine filled with stale Sun Chips. And as we all know, no one likes Sun Chips, stale or not.

I wish to run with scissors without getting hurt!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 05, 2012, 05:24:41 pm
Granted, but you can never stop running because the scissors will hurt you when you stop moving.

I wish to stop getting flustered over nice messages.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 05, 2012, 05:27:33 pm
Granted, you get flustered over everything. :3

I wish for... I dunno what to wish for! Uhh... Anything!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 07, 2012, 05:53:45 pm
You receive anything! Yay!

I wish for a bike that isn't 1,000,000 poké.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 07, 2012, 05:57:11 pm
Granted, it's 1,000,001 poké.

I wish for my hair to stop dripping water on me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 07, 2012, 06:27:05 pm
Granted. Water starts dripping hair on you.

I wish for Sakuya x Sanae fiction. uguu~


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 07, 2012, 06:29:09 pm
Umm...I'm gonna just grant this because I am intrested in this. :3

I wish for moar!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on August 08, 2012, 07:40:00 am
Nope. No fanfiction on my watch, boys!

I wish for tea.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 08, 2012, 10:11:39 am
Her heart was pounding hard and fast against her chest. As soon as she entered the room, something wrenched inside and she was heavy with longing. She wasn't quite expecting this- she knew what she wanted, but Casey had no idea she was craving so bad...

Tea stared at her, from across the room, lovingly. It's lips parted and it spoke softly.

"Welcome home, Casey. I kept it as you always loved..."

Casey could barely contain herself. She was already upon Tea, arms flung around her, pulling her face in for a slow, passionate kiss...

And in that moment, I swear I wished for a pair of binoculars.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 08, 2012, 10:13:45 am
Granted. But I'm using them.

I wish for a better phone.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 08, 2012, 10:17:36 am
Granted, but I'm using it to record.

I wish for a TV crew.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 08, 2012, 10:23:40 am
Granted, but I get full credit.

I wish for a film crew.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on August 08, 2012, 04:41:48 pm
Granted, but they mutiny and throw you into the sun.

I wish for paint.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 09, 2012, 01:52:01 pm
Three strippers appear at your front door. You wanted paint, not paint strippers, damn it.

I wish for natural wit.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on August 09, 2012, 06:44:30 pm
Josh, you have plenty!

...But I wish you would stop making such unsavory jokes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 10, 2012, 09:12:11 am
Fine. I make jokes about sandwiches, sausage rolls and cheese twists. That's pretty savoury. Happy now?

I wish for PJOR: The Abridged Series


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 10, 2012, 09:15:51 am
Granted, but it turns into a giant failure.

I wish for the sun to stop being out! DX


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 10, 2012, 09:30:39 am
The sun starts being in.

Shiiiiiit.

I wish for anti-sun defences.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 10, 2012, 09:31:52 am
Granted, but I steal them all for myself.

I wish for moar!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on August 14, 2012, 09:44:45 am
Okay. You receive more anti-sun defences. But since defenses is spelled with an s, they won't actually be defending you anytime soon.

I wish the sun didn't hate me. :'(


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 14, 2012, 09:52:53 am
Granted. It loves you. And follows you around wherever you go. The half of the world that you are not on is left in darkness and despair.

I wish for more people to post their characters for the Pokemon RP.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 14, 2012, 07:56:50 pm
Granted, but they all turn out to be the same character.

I wish for a crushed wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on August 14, 2012, 08:20:36 pm
Ha. Nice try. Since it's a paradox wish, I'll just not grant it, thereby crushing your wish and no wait it doesn't work like that AUGH HEADSPLODE

I wish the Pokemon RP didn't die before it even got started.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 15, 2012, 10:28:10 am
Yo, I'll post a character soon. Okay? Or since this is crush a wish... will I? u w u <3

I wish y'all understood that we spell defences with a c because that is a legitimate way to spell them.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on August 15, 2012, 11:50:50 pm
I agree. Go Brits <3

I wish for Friday 1:00 to come faster. I want to go home :'(


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 17, 2012, 02:13:48 pm
Granted. But the Friday that you have said is in next year.

I wish for no more housework.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on August 17, 2012, 09:10:58 pm
Granted! You now have no home.

I wish to see my Rea Rea :(


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 17, 2012, 09:15:12 pm
Granted, you get to see her in a 1000 years.

I wish for this song to not be stuck in my head.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 18, 2012, 04:21:37 am
Granted, it is now stuck in your arm and has to be surgically removed.

I wish for the useful ability to teleport right now without any negative repercussions. I would quite like to have the knowledge of how to use it and the safety and comfort of my peer's approval. I would test the waters with this relatively safe power until I feel comfortable enough using it in a practical sense- that is what I wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on August 18, 2012, 06:50:43 am
Granted. However, teleporting is now illegal in every country except Cuba.

I wish for a whips, chains, and cuffs <3


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 18, 2012, 11:41:24 am
They're all used against you when you're in the dominant mood. Not fun at all.

I wish for a robot, or two.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on August 18, 2012, 11:47:18 am
Granted. But they break within seconds.

I wish for a brick.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 18, 2012, 11:57:07 am
Granted. But it breaks. Against Dan's head.

I wish for fifty bricks.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on August 19, 2012, 07:11:03 pm
You receive a rather odd-looking book entitled Fifty Bricks of Grey.

I'm sorry.

I wish I got to Gary in time on Friday. I wanted him to sign my face.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 19, 2012, 10:40:25 pm
Poor you. You didn't even get a chance to say Smell 'ya later!

I wish pokemon were real.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 21, 2012, 05:22:59 pm
Granted, but they wipe out the human race.

I wish for a book.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on August 22, 2012, 10:43:08 pm
Granted. You get a book. Encased in a solid block of ice that is on fire.

I wish for my pipe chanter reed to not be so bloody hard!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 24, 2012, 10:10:32 am
Granted. It's softened up completely. But now encased in a solid block of ice that is on fire.

I wish for a new laptop.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2012, 10:14:18 am
Granted, but that too is in a block of ice that's on fire.

I wish for a proper bed.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 24, 2012, 10:15:10 am
Encased in a block of ice that is on fire. Sorry.

I wish for a block of ice that is on fire perhaps?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2012, 10:17:58 am
Granted, but that's in a block of fire that's on ice.

I wish for the bed to be thawed out.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 24, 2012, 10:20:15 am
Only ashes are retrieved.

It is sad day to be sleepy man.

I wish for Mann Co. to be a real company.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2012, 10:22:39 am
Granted, but they also get attacked by a giant swarm of robots.

I wish for defences against the robot army.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 24, 2012, 10:29:27 am
Granted. You get a single razorback. (Oh man razorback is a word accepted in the English language okay.)

I wish for ten- no, fifty sentries.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 24, 2012, 10:45:59 am
Granted, but they've all been sapped by robo-spies.

I wish for a load of despencers.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on August 24, 2012, 01:17:47 pm
Only once you spell dispenser right.

I wish for insane dubstep.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on August 25, 2012, 10:03:27 am
Whilst a lot of words are spelt with c in place of s in the English language, Daniel, dispenser is not. `-`

Oh yeah you get some insane dubstep. IT'S JUST BASS THO. JUST ENDLESS WUBS. FOREVER.

I wish for Tetris.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 27, 2012, 07:02:22 pm
Granted. but the tetris blocks fall on top of you and kills you.

I wish for mincemeat.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 01, 2012, 01:12:17 pm
Eggman turns Sonic into mincemeat and hands you that.

I wish for some creativity.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 01, 2012, 01:14:31 pm
Granted, you recieve some creative mincemeat.

I wish for another TV.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 01, 2012, 01:18:09 pm
You get some green.

I insert some ice.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 01, 2012, 08:47:02 pm
Granted. You recieve an angry Cirno using 'Ice Sign: Icicle Fall' Lunatic modo against you.

I wish for hugs.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 04, 2012, 06:12:30 pm
Granted. You recieve an angry Cirno using 'Ice Sign: Icicle Hug' Lunatic modo against you.

I wish for cake?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 04, 2012, 06:25:35 pm
Granted. You recieve a cake. But it was made by Cirno, so it has frogs and lumps of ice inside it.

I wish for an ice cube.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 04, 2012, 06:53:43 pm
Granted. You get an ice cube. However, Cirno comes and dumps 3,001 more on top of you.

I insert a wish for less topic confusion.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 05, 2012, 06:46:32 am
Granted. The vending machine topples over and crushes you. Everybody agrees this was very easy to follow.

I wish to be a better ninja than Daniel.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 05, 2012, 11:09:47 am
Granted, but you die right after.

I wish for money.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 05, 2012, 01:01:36 pm
Granted. You get a Canadian Penny. Too bad it's worth less than a cent in Britain!

I wish to be uncrushed.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 05, 2012, 06:25:41 pm
Granted, but you get smushed afterwards.

I wish I didn't have to write so many words for this story.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 05, 2012, 06:57:33 pm
Granted. You must write 200 words in a foreign language with out any translator programs.

I wish for rice.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 05, 2012, 09:15:52 pm
Granted. You get 2,000 bags of rice. Please report to a specified location in the Sahara desert to receive your rice.

I wish for trail mix.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 07, 2012, 12:14:02 am
Granted, but I read it as tail mix, so you get a bag of tails from random animals.

I wish it wasn't 6AM already.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 07, 2012, 04:26:14 am
Granted. The 6AM is encased in a block of ice which is on fire.

I wish for roleplay activity gosh c'mon cola


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 07, 2012, 09:14:26 am
Granted. But the roleplay is inside a block of ice that is on fire.

I wish my legs would stay smooth after shaving them.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 07, 2012, 06:10:07 pm
NO. IF I HAVE TO SUFFER, THAN YOU DO TOO.

I wish for Rea's manipulative friends to go die horribly. And for Rea to watch.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on September 09, 2012, 06:15:57 pm
Now, that's just mean. Settle down, everyone. Make a cup of tea and reflect on how violence is not the answer. Unless, of course, the question is "Hey Quinn, what's the answer?" Because then the answer would be violence.

I'm with Josh - wish people would stop being so damn lazy and post in the RP.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 09, 2012, 06:40:33 pm
I can't really do anything about that, now can I? You should probably be talking to Dan, or Nicola.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 09, 2012, 06:41:52 pm
Granted, you get forced into doing more RP'ing.

I wish for a better bed.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 09, 2012, 07:06:52 pm
You get a water bed! It's better in my opinion...

I wish for some really random story.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 11, 2012, 09:12:48 am
You see, I'm not going to grant this wish. Do you know why? Last time I granted somebody a wish like this, it turned out to be smut. You don't want smut on this site now, do you? The most I could write is some fluff and then I don't even know what pairing to write about.

Godot x Mighty Mop of Major Cleaning, perhaps? idk I loved that story.

I wish for somebody to retell that.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 11, 2012, 08:10:58 pm
Granted, but everybody suddenly dies right before it gets said.

I wish for a lightbulb.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 12, 2012, 04:26:28 am
Your lightbulb dies because I couldn't think of anything original.

I wish Dan could though.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 12, 2012, 06:29:03 pm
Granted, but he's too busy weeping over the loss of his light bulb.

I wish for an awesome Cirno Cosplay.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 12, 2012, 07:22:10 pm
Granted, but only if I can have an apic Marisa cosplay.

I wsih for an electric fork.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 12, 2012, 10:40:40 pm
I don't know what a wsih is. Sorry.

I wish for an electric spork.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 13, 2012, 12:52:29 pm
Because I'm meant to know what that is.

I wish for an electric knife.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 13, 2012, 01:31:34 pm
Granted, you recieve a chainsaw.

I wish for an ordianary spork.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 13, 2012, 06:39:21 pm
You receive a sporksaw.

I wish for a chainkatana.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 14, 2012, 10:24:27 am
You recive a katanachain.

I wish for teleportation powers.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 16, 2012, 07:09:09 am
You teleport inside a spike and impale yourself inside out.

I wish for the skills to make money.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 16, 2012, 10:11:55 am
Granted, but the money you make is fake and useless.

I wish for sparkles.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 16, 2012, 03:57:28 pm
Sparkles ARE fake and useless.

I wish for less fake and useless money?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on September 16, 2012, 04:54:10 pm
Granted. Some of your money may now be used in the game of Monopoly.

I wish for alpacas.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 17, 2012, 03:05:42 am
You get Fire Alpaca! ... Not the art program, sorry. Ohio literally starts raining burning alpacas.

I wish we didn't rehash such awful running gags. I get the feeling we'd all have an ace game of monopoly if we tried.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 17, 2012, 01:19:36 pm
Granted, we rehash everything else instead. EVERYTHING.

I wish for a cardbox box with bubble wrap inside.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on September 17, 2012, 02:47:48 pm
Granted, but then I take the bubble wrap, and now the bubble wrap is OUTSIDE. Muahahaha.

I wish for Homestuck fans to scale the entire Strecheladder.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 20, 2012, 06:35:14 am
Granted! However, now Hussie has enough money to buy a small private island and invites every Homestuck ever. We all happily populate the island, before Hussie's Master Plan takes a sinister turn and he traps us all; forcing us to breed horses for the rest of our existence.

I wish for Problem Sleuth 2!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 20, 2012, 09:45:26 am
Granted, but you need to motivate me to actually read the first one first.

I wish my mum understood my side of a story.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 20, 2012, 10:00:20 am
Granted, the story went something along the lines of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY

I wish I could complete Touhou 9's Extra mode.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on September 20, 2012, 03:10:17 pm
Granted, but the game glitches up when you're done and now refuses to save any data.

I wish for magical powers.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 21, 2012, 06:23:38 am
Granted. But you explode rather violently from too many vague and supercool powers. The ending result is messy.

I wish for Quinn's revival.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 21, 2012, 10:06:58 am
Granted. However, her mind is screwed up and she becomes someone with no regard for any grammar ever. At any time for any reason.

I wish for a Grammar Nazi army to march up to Dan's house.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 21, 2012, 10:08:54 am
Granted, but I kill each and everyone that comes close.

I wish for more plushies.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 21, 2012, 02:00:42 pm
You have them for 0.1 of a second.

I wish for a clock.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 21, 2012, 02:33:03 pm
Granted, but it only works for .01 of a second.

I wish for a pool full of milk.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on September 21, 2012, 02:36:35 pm
Granted, but it goes sour and the odor is so bad it's visible.

I wish for lame puns!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 21, 2012, 02:39:43 pm
That's just unbe-leave-able! Get it? It's funny! It's leave as in get out.

I wish for a pool full of water.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 21, 2012, 02:41:46 pm
Granted, but it's also full of chlorine.

I wish for a bag of gummies.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 21, 2012, 03:11:47 pm
Granted, but they're also full of chlorine.

I wish for a gummy full of bag.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 21, 2012, 03:14:19 pm
Granted, but that's also full of chlorine.

I wish for gummies without chlorine in them.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 21, 2012, 03:23:18 pm
They're not in a bag and they drop into the pool full of chlorine. Oops.

I wish for a Sims-esque house behind the pool of chlorine we've made in the middle of nowhere.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 21, 2012, 03:26:36 pm
Granted, but the house is full of chlorine.

I wish for a row of extra houses near this house.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on September 22, 2012, 01:27:49 am
Granted, but they're all full of gummies that are full of chlorine.

I wish for a pretty little garden in front of the chlorine-filled-gummy-filled houses.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 22, 2012, 05:26:24 am
Granted, but only for 0.1 of a second.

I wish for chlorine gnomes in these gardens that won't exist for long.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 22, 2012, 12:19:39 pm
Granted. But then I light them in fire with the 0.1 of a second.

I wish for someone to talk to because boredom.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 23, 2012, 05:30:49 pm
How about your parents?

I wish for some nicely furnished chlorine curtains because by god this house will be swanky.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 23, 2012, 09:02:37 pm
Granted. But you get my severe allergy to chlorine. Enjoy the migraines.

I wish for a devilishly handsome Brit to talk to.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 23, 2012, 09:04:35 pm
Granted, you get me to talk to.

I wish for a cleaning robot.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 24, 2012, 08:15:31 am
You receive the DANBOT. It's design is but sleek and elegant, and it has the cleaning capacity of ten- no, fifteen Daniels armed with regular mops. Their iron alloy casings sparkle with the intensity of a million beef sandwiches. As you can see, DANBOT is kind of a big deal.

I wish for a frog GUARDIAN.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 24, 2012, 09:06:09 am
You recieve Suwako!

I wish for a pebble.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 24, 2012, 11:35:12 pm
Granted! A small pebble falls on you. Well, small relative to the size of the earth. You're crushed by a boulder bigger than a house.

I wish for music.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 25, 2012, 09:47:49 am
Granted! A small treble clef falls on you. Well, small relative to the size of an auditorium. You're crushed by a piece of musical grammar bigger than an orchestra.

I wish for a capture card!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 25, 2012, 09:59:30 am
Granted, but when you get it, it breaks instantly.

I wish for a van.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 25, 2012, 05:39:56 pm
Granted! However, it's the stereotypical Pedo van and your arrested.

I wish for Root beer.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 26, 2012, 04:21:58 am
You get this weird beverage derived from plant weeds. Ew.

I wish for ocular jutsu; namely the Byakugan because wow Hyuugas are cool.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on September 26, 2012, 03:50:06 pm
Close, but no dice! You instead get the overly-praised kaleidoscopic oddity that is Sharingan.

I wish for... something interesting! Crackpairings, anyone?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 26, 2012, 05:46:18 pm
Granted! Something interesting happens. In china. The most immaculate ship ever was made. And then became canon. But you never really find out.

I wish for my headache to go away.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 27, 2012, 04:07:05 pm
Only if you ship Shikamaru x Kanaya forever.

I wish for it to become canon.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 28, 2012, 09:59:32 am
Granted. But only for .1 of a second, three thousand years in the future.

I wish for hugs.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on September 28, 2012, 10:23:15 am
Granted. There are hugs. Lots of hugs! But they are all aimed at me. :3

I wish for the weather to stay like this all the time.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on September 28, 2012, 04:06:55 pm
Since I don't know what you mean by "this", you get our forecast: chilly and foggy.

I wish for less Ohio.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 28, 2012, 06:34:29 pm
Granted! Half of Ohio is now a colony of Great Britain. Again. Enjoy!

I wish for hugs that are aimed at me!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 28, 2012, 09:52:26 pm
You are standing at the base of a cliff. The hugateers are up there. Enjoy!

I wish for subverted rhyme.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 28, 2012, 10:54:14 pm
I would, but these are surely not my usual fits, maybe first you can squeeze my wits~?

I wish that I never have to do that. Ever. EVER.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on September 28, 2012, 11:20:55 pm
Granted, except I don't know what 'that' is, so, not granted.

I wish Jess knew how to make subverted rhyme, like Joshu, who makes them all of the day long.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 12:30:07 am
No. Just no.

I wish that painting wasn't so hard.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 08:20:44 am
I'm not Joshu but I'll try my best, surely I can beat the others.

I think it's catching, oh my god, if y'all think this is true then shake your head up and down.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on September 29, 2012, 12:15:42 pm
...I wish Josh had made a wish?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 12:34:50 pm
Eh, too late for that. Have a puppy instead.

I wish for foodstuffs.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 01:26:09 pm
I wish for the inspiration to crush this wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 01:30:19 pm
Granted. You have .000000000000001% more inspiration. But first you have to find the meaning of life.

I wish I was better at Touhou.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 02:07:51 pm
You become Daniel.

I wish for Dashie Bot 3000.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 02:20:04 pm
Nope.

I wish I wasn't Dan. And that you would go on Skype so we can talk for 20~ minutes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 02:26:02 pm
I'm at a friends house so NOPE.

I wish you were a bit more imaginative in crushing wishes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 02:27:25 pm
You made me Dan. I'm being Dan.

I wish for a Marisa Cosplay.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
The Marisa cosplay fuses to your skin. You can never wear anything else ever.

I wish Dan was a bit more imaginative in creating wishes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 02:35:06 pm
Granted. But I'm no longer Dan.

I wish for fish!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 02:37:02 pm
You become a fish.

I wish for a phallic caserole.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 02:39:25 pm
Glub.

glub glub glub.

glubwishglubglubbubbleglub.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 29, 2012, 03:24:55 pm
Granted, but the racoons escape the circus.

I wish for Bankai.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 29, 2012, 09:34:41 pm
glubglubbubblesglub.

glubblubglubbubblesswishblubglub


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on September 30, 2012, 11:56:36 am
Um.

I wish for a universal translator?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 30, 2012, 01:58:50 pm
glubglub, swishblubglubbabloo.

glubswishbubblesglubswushiesblubbasglubies.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on September 30, 2012, 03:08:50 pm
Granted, but it's Dan.

I wish for less math homework.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on September 30, 2012, 03:25:25 pm
*splashes water on your teacher*

glubswishblubbyglubbyswishblubGLUB.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 01, 2012, 09:37:52 am
Granted, but when the raccoons escape the circus they begin to attack you.

I wish for art skills.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 01, 2012, 09:37:53 am
Granted, but when the raccoons escape the circus they begin to attack you.

I wish for art skills.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 01, 2012, 09:48:18 am
Denied because you double posted.

I wish for a never ending supply of food.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on October 01, 2012, 10:03:00 am
*unfishes self* Granted, but all the food is rotting fish and it smells horrible.

I wish for these raccoons that I never wished for weren't attacking me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 01, 2012, 10:06:43 am
Granted, they start digging your grave instead.

I wish for lots of bags.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on October 01, 2012, 04:10:33 pm
Granted, but they're fully of angry raccoons.

I wish for less grueling AP Bio work.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 01, 2012, 05:29:39 pm
Granted. You now have .01% less work.

I wsih for chocolate covered chocolate.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 01, 2012, 07:24:23 pm
Crushed. You receive regular chocolate.

I wish I could be at least % more threatening.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on October 01, 2012, 07:25:41 pm
Granted, but then you turn into a fish.

I wish for awesome pixel art skills.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 01, 2012, 07:45:11 pm
Granted, but then you turn into Navi.

I wish for an ice-cream truck.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on October 01, 2012, 07:51:29 pm
Hey! Listen! Watch out!

Hello~! Hey! Hey! Listen!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on October 01, 2012, 11:34:04 pm
Granted, you're not Navi. But then you're trapped in a bouncy, unpoppable, soundproof bubble.

I wish for Quinn to hug me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 02, 2012, 01:10:12 pm
She's offline. And grounded.

I wish for Quinn to become ungrounded.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on October 03, 2012, 12:07:51 am
Granted. Just. Please let this actually work? :D (That's my wish.)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 03, 2012, 06:03:02 am
Crushed. Sorry this is crush a wish why didn't you wish for her to be ungrounded :C

I wish for my roleplay idea to be slightly okay maybe.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on October 03, 2012, 04:49:59 pm
Granted, but then everyone gets grounded so there's nobody left to play it.

I wish for the ultimate uncrushable wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 03, 2012, 06:10:26 pm
Granted. It gets smushed instead.

I wsih for a crushable wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on October 03, 2012, 07:55:52 pm
Granted, I'll tell you in about a month.

I wish someone would read through this entire thread.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 03, 2012, 08:03:20 pm
Granted. Been there, done that.

I wish someone else would also do it.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on October 03, 2012, 08:12:43 pm
Granted, but it's a guest, so they'll never say anything about it.

I wish for everyone to become shoes. (http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/81)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on October 03, 2012, 08:33:26 pm
Granted. Everyone becomes shoes. Everyone that's you, that is.

I wish that everyone would be super cute girls with frilly dresses and cute princess tiaras.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 04, 2012, 04:23:00 am
Crushed because equality!!!

I wish for Cola to use her time machine so we can head back before Quinn got grounded.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on October 04, 2012, 02:37:29 pm
Granted, but then we cause time shenanigans that cause Quinn to never become grounded and since our time coordinates were set to the time before Quinn was grounded, we are sent even further back in time to the last time she was grounded and have to wait it out to get back to our own timeframe.

I wish for a solid gold Magikarp (peasants).


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 04, 2012, 03:06:03 pm
Granted because thank-you for referencing me. <33

I wish for something really mega cool to come to me so I can kickstart this roleplay. Yeah.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 05, 2012, 12:01:55 am
Granted, but it kickstarts you.

I wish for proper sleeping patterns.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on October 05, 2012, 10:05:21 am
Granted, I start sleeping better at night.

I wish for bananas. 


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 05, 2012, 04:00:54 pm
Granted, but they are all mouldy.

I wish to stop blushing right now!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on October 05, 2012, 04:45:34 pm
Granted, but then you start hiccuping uncontrollably.

I wish for Jess' member status thing to quit stretching all of the pages.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 05, 2012, 04:57:47 pm
Guys when you will you ever understand that this topic is called 'CRUSH a wish'.

I wish Syka's member status was bigger.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 05, 2012, 05:01:31 pm
Granted, but it was during a time when only me and Jess were on. About 5x as long.

I wish for more diet pepsi.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 05, 2012, 06:55:26 pm
THIS IS CALLED CRUSH A WISH WHY DIDN'T YOU... I DON'T... COMPREHEND...

HRRRRRRRNGBHN VSLFOTYUQSMCKLFKR;;


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on October 05, 2012, 07:29:33 pm
Granted. You don't know what you got until it's in your face +79 more.

I wish for Josh to stop being so weird.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 06, 2012, 05:56:19 pm
Granted, but it doesn't last long before he's even more strange than before.

I wsih my date next week goes ok.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on October 07, 2012, 01:53:44 am
Granted. It's amazing, and perfect. Then, right as you are about to escort the fine lady to her door like a proper gentleman, Josh runs in and flips her house over and yells "Later, peasants!" before running off.

I wish for that to actually happen simply to know that someone can flip an entire house over.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 08, 2012, 11:10:23 am
No. You assumed Dan was dating a girl get out (then again Jae is kind of an androgynous name but wHATEVER).

I wish for pancrépes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 16, 2012, 10:56:07 pm
Granted, but seeing how I have no idea what they are, they suddenly explode in your face.

I wish for spoopy things.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 17, 2012, 07:20:49 am
2spoopy4u

I wish for a tricycle. And I would like it to be blue.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 17, 2012, 09:53:04 am
Granted, but it breaks as soon as you get it.

I wish for spoopy things that aren't 2spoopy4me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 18, 2012, 03:18:50 am
2unspoopy4u

I wish for something unbreakable.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 18, 2012, 06:25:25 am
Granted, but said item breaks you instead.

I wish for crisps.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 18, 2012, 08:15:29 am
am broken


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 26, 2012, 10:40:31 am
*throws Josh into the sea for not being able to wish for something*

I wish for a new laptop charger.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 26, 2012, 12:36:29 pm
am broken


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on October 26, 2012, 11:20:05 pm
Granted. You're thrown into a fire, but then it goes out.

I wish for something to do.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 28, 2012, 01:03:44 pm
Granted, but the only thing to do the single worst thing you want to do.

I wish my laptop would work.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 28, 2012, 01:54:31 pm
You must cut of the end of one of your own fingers to save your laptop.

I wish for a less Saw-esque theme.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 21, 2013, 09:25:26 pm
Granted. *throws you into space*

I wish for more topics in the list.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on January 22, 2013, 10:15:36 am
You can't wish for something than do it yourself! *slap*

I wish for less topics in the list.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on January 26, 2013, 02:30:16 pm
Granted! Nobody replies to anything and the site dies. Great job.

I wish for awesome stuff.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on January 26, 2013, 09:30:59 pm
Granted. But you have to wait approximately 100 years to receive it.

I wish for a less laggy laptop.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on January 26, 2013, 09:43:37 pm
Granted, your new laptop does not lag as often as the one you have now, but the one time that it lags, you will have to wait 100 years for it to stop lagging.

I wish I could read.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on January 27, 2013, 07:12:12 pm
...You already can read.

I wish for immortalipotence.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on January 29, 2013, 04:22:17 am
... You're already Jess.

I wish for many, rather large shoes. Preferably not uggs. Or crocs. Or uccs. Or cruggs.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on January 29, 2013, 06:49:42 am
Granted, you get many shoes that are combinations of those 4.

I wish for medicine.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on January 29, 2013, 10:02:47 am
Granted. You get some coma-inducing medicine that may or may not cause extremely painful death.

I wish for omnimmortaliposcience.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on January 31, 2013, 03:09:19 am
Uh. Crushed. Yeah, take that.

I wish for science.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on January 31, 2013, 09:47:43 am
Granted. Anvils fall from the sky due to gravity.

I wish for magics.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on January 31, 2013, 09:18:09 pm
Granted. Anvils fall back up into the sky due to magics.

I wish for anvils.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on February 01, 2013, 03:18:20 am
Granted. Magics fall sky into the gravity due to sky.

I wish for the ability to sweat sound.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on February 01, 2013, 09:17:46 pm
Granted, but you sweat so loudly that all of your neighbors' dogs constantly bark at you when you walk by.

I wish for the ability to smile music.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 01, 2013, 10:41:21 pm
Granted! But only person can hear it, and they live in China.

I wish my speaker didn't break.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on February 02, 2013, 02:35:24 am
Your speaker is no longer break. It is broke.

I wish for an actual talking hedgehog.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 02, 2013, 05:26:34 am
Granted. It talks in hedgehog language.

I wish for a big box.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on February 02, 2013, 11:19:16 am
Granted. You are now trapped in the box.

I wish for rainbows.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 05, 2013, 09:51:19 am
Granted, you're washed away in a tide of rainbows, and then abducted by leprechauns to be make into gold coins.

I wish for apples.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on February 05, 2013, 03:30:55 pm
Granted, but they are not edible apples.

I wish for fish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 05, 2013, 11:30:48 pm
Granted, but they're in a not edible apples pie.

I wish for sleep.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on February 06, 2013, 03:52:47 pm
Granted, but only if you count all of the sheep in the world.

I wish for more sheep.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 07, 2013, 10:01:28 am
Granted, but now you have to count them all too.

I wish for the ability to make hand grenades out of laptop batteries.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on February 07, 2013, 02:41:57 pm
Granted, but all of the laptop batteries in existence suddenly disappear.

I wish for the Nile.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 08, 2013, 09:59:11 am
Granted, the River Nile rushes and floods all of Ohio and destroys most of your possessions. The rest are stolen in the riots.

I wish for the Columbia.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on February 18, 2013, 07:39:35 pm
Granted, but the site crashes just as I'm posting how your wish is crushed, so you never get to know what happens.

I wish for something good to happen.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 19, 2013, 03:08:42 am
Granted. An abandoned street child finds a nickel.

I wish for something neutral to happen.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on February 19, 2013, 06:30:53 pm
Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish for everything to happen at the same time.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on February 24, 2013, 10:28:56 pm
Granted! Everything cancels out.

I wish to go back...


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on February 26, 2013, 02:59:33 pm
Granted. You are now only able to walk backwards.

I wish for time machine shenanigans.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 03, 2013, 01:35:41 pm
Granted! Quinn gets a time machine, goes forward in time, and never comes back. You spend the rest of your life wondering.

I wish for some nice music.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 05, 2013, 04:27:19 am
Granted. You get to listen to nicest music relevant to my tastes you'll ever listen to.

I wish for some childproofing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 05, 2013, 10:14:49 am
Granted, but it's overboard and you cannot get around your house.

I wish for some ink.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 06, 2013, 06:47:51 pm
Granted, but it's all over your floors and you cannot get around your house.

I wish for some really large, really pointy objects.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 06, 2013, 07:21:55 pm
You receive two swords that are so large you can't even pick them up, let alone use them for anything. They slice through your house.

I wish for sushi.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 07, 2013, 12:08:41 am
Granted. Quinn gets sushi and doesn't share.

I wish for an unlit, stable bomb.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 07, 2013, 09:02:49 pm
Granted. Quinn gets an unlit, stable bomb and doesn't share.

I wish for broccoli.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on March 07, 2013, 11:29:38 pm
Granted, but it was just coliflower desguised as broccoli.

I wish for a bottle of ordinary tap water.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 08, 2013, 10:17:08 am
Granted. It's on your roof. And your ladder is gone.

I wish for some decent white nail polish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 09, 2013, 03:18:17 pm
Granted. You get enough decent, white nail polish to coat one nail.

I wish for vegetable juice!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 11, 2013, 04:56:12 pm
Granted, but vegetable juice is disgusting.

I wish for a ladder.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 12, 2013, 10:11:09 am
Granted. You get one of those cute, little, two step high ladders. You still can't step on the top or second highest step.

I wish for dolphins.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 12, 2013, 04:49:48 pm
Granted, but they are all named Canada, and as everyone knows, things named Canada do not exist.

I wish for a pumpkin.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 14, 2013, 04:22:51 am
The pumpkin is named Canada. Hold on, what pumpkin?

I wish for a really interesting novel.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 14, 2013, 10:04:55 am
Granted. It's about this imaginary land called Canada. You lose the book first time you put it down. You'll never know...

I wish for existing dolphins!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 14, 2013, 10:33:41 am
Sure! They're somewhere in the ocean. Go find them. <3

I wish for cool glowing tex- oh hey!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 14, 2013, 06:50:11 pm
Granted, but the cool glowing text gets eaten by dolphins.

I wish for lightsabers.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 14, 2013, 07:16:27 pm
Granted, but the lightsabers have enough energy to be used for 0.1 seconds.

I wish for 0.05 seconds worth of energy.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 14, 2013, 09:46:28 pm
Granted, but the energy is given to Jess.

I wish for a goldfish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 15, 2013, 05:24:50 pm
For some reason, you have a compulsion to never name it. Which is really silly? I mean, how're you going to differentiate between potential future goldfish friends?? How're you going to be able to say which fish you want to eat?? Even if you don't want to eat it, the rest of us are hungry, and you can't keep your eye on Anonymous forever.

I wish for Canada.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 15, 2013, 06:21:00 pm
Granted, you get my goldfish's name.

I wish for Finland.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 15, 2013, 09:35:57 pm
You receive
hahaha
hahah
hhhahaha

I wish for no.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on March 16, 2013, 01:33:54 am
Granted. There's Dan.

I wish for some positiveness!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 16, 2013, 01:54:42 am
Granted! You receive Lovey-Dovey-Sharky Girl-bot~

I insert a cadet.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 16, 2013, 11:58:26 am
An anvil falls from the sky and lands on your head because there is nothing to insert a cadet into, nor is attempting to do so considered a wish.

I wish for the power to control time.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 18, 2013, 03:25:36 pm
Granted, but time is a rather rebellious little squirt and refuses to go to bed at all the correct times. It turns back time so it is never "late" to go to sleep. You're rather stuck in this cycle forevermore. Sorry.

I wish I was an archaeologist.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 21, 2013, 07:00:15 pm
Granted, you were an archeologist in a past life, but unfortunately you no longer remember this experience.

I wish for Pokemon.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 22, 2013, 09:59:26 pm
On this site? ahahahahahahahahahaha

I wish for MULTIPLE BOLD CHARACTERS (not multiple bald characters)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on March 25, 2013, 09:17:14 pm
Granted, you get multiple bold, bald characters.

I wish for flowers and sunshine~


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on March 26, 2013, 09:33:36 pm
How does post-apocalyptia sound to you, Nicola?

I wish for some inspiration.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 02, 2013, 09:42:02 am
Granted! It's in the form of a block. On your desk.

I wish for some dice.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 02, 2013, 10:22:37 pm
Granted! They're in the form of dice. On my desk.

I wish for radioactivAUUUUUUUUGH


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 04, 2013, 10:18:54 am
Granted! Someone you dies of radioactivAUUUUUUUUGH. You horrible person.

I wish for a bowling ball on the floor.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 04, 2013, 01:28:38 pm
You get a bowling ball. Welded into the middle of your bedroom floor. Forever.

I wish for a personal genie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 04, 2013, 03:17:38 pm
Granted, but it disobeys you as you don't have enough genie badges.

I wish for a bottlomless bottle of milk.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 05, 2013, 11:51:10 am
Granted, the bottle is missing a bottom and all the milk spills out.

I wish for the person granting this wish to get a chocolate bar.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 05, 2013, 05:45:38 pm
I'm not crushing that one haha suckers.

I wish for a new phone?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 05, 2013, 05:55:45 pm
Granted, it's an old 1980's mobile, still brand new. Have fun trying to carry that big thing around with you.

I wish for a key.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 06, 2013, 12:40:16 am
Granted, but you have no idea what it unlocks.

I wish for a vending machine.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 06, 2013, 01:03:00 pm
Granted. You get a vending machine that acts in kind of a similar manner as to the one in our spam topic.

I wish for more video games.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 06, 2013, 01:15:21 pm
Granted, you get Action 52 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_52). Well, at least there's Cheetahmen.

I wish for a better phone.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 06, 2013, 02:08:32 pm
You get a phone that is slightly better than a sexually transmitted disease.

I wish for a real-life Corsola!!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on April 06, 2013, 06:53:57 pm
Granted, but I mis-read it as Canada and we all know that such a thing can never exist anyway.

I wish for blue.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 06, 2013, 07:17:39 pm
You get your blue for that response you witty bastard.

I wish for Red (of Pokémon Manga fame!)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 06, 2013, 09:15:51 pm
Granted, the color red that was used on the cover of one of the Pokemon manga issues is now on your roof.

I wish for sparkle kawaii desu.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 08, 2013, 06:22:16 am
You receive the cutest, sparkiest, desu-est piece of dust. IN THE WOOOOORLD!!

I wish for a pokémon healing unit to go into my home/renovated pokémon center.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 09, 2013, 06:01:29 pm
Granted, but only Nurse Joy knows how to use it.

I wish for a kawaii hat to put on my sparkle kawaii desu piece of dust.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 10, 2013, 10:15:17 am
Granted! But you lose it because it's so small.

I wish for language.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 10, 2013, 03:04:08 pm
Granted, you get a dead language.

I wish for a goldfish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 10, 2013, 06:10:39 pm
Granted. You get a goldfish. It chokes on the kawaii hat meant for your sparkle and dies.

I wish for the power to revive things.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 10, 2013, 07:12:22 pm
Granted, it is a one-use automatic power and it revives my goldfish.

I wish for world peace.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 12, 2013, 10:13:49 am
Granted. But only for .1 of a second.

I wish for some recurring inside jokes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 12, 2013, 02:39:03 pm
Granted, but you get dropped into a volcano. It could be worse. You could be Dan.

I wish for more recurring inside jokes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2013, 07:03:40 pm
Granted, but the inside joke is stuck inside a block of ice. It could be worse.

I wish for even more recurring inside jokes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 13, 2013, 08:02:44 pm
Granted, you get the Pokemon roleplay. (Ba-dm-tsss.)

I wish for even even more recurring inside jokes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 13, 2013, 10:43:56 pm
Granted- even even even more recurring inside jokes! ahaha that's funny right

I wish for the social skills most people can display.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 18, 2013, 10:21:12 am
Granted! You're social skills become worse.

I wish for some chocolate.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 19, 2013, 05:20:28 am
Granted! But it gets worse and for 0.1 seconds you become Dan.

I wish for a moriya shrine conspiracy.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 19, 2013, 10:08:23 am
Granted. But you're arrested by Marisa for planning to bomb the hakurei shrine.

I wish for for for for for for for.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 20, 2013, 01:31:53 pm
Granted, the 'for's that you wished for are considered computer code and you are trapped inside an infinite loop.

I wish for more holidays.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 20, 2013, 03:04:14 pm
You get bored and have not much to do and lose the chance to study for qualifications which could get you a really cool future job.

I wish for a pet.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 20, 2013, 04:34:37 pm
Granted, but the pet is really high-maintenance and you spend so much time taking care of it that you forget to study for qualifications which could get you a really cool future job.

I wish for a sandwich.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 21, 2013, 08:08:25 am
Granted, but the sandwich is really high-maintenance and you spend so much time eating it that you forget to study for your qualifications which could get you a really cool future job.

I wish for songwriting prowess.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 21, 2013, 06:52:50 pm
Granted, but you write such a beautiful song that the sheer beauty of it kills you, and you spend so much time dead that you forget to study for your qualifications which could get you a really cool future job.

I wish for a quarter.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 22, 2013, 06:33:22 am
Granted! It is several years in the future and you finally get that really cool future job you studied long and hard to achieve the qualifications for! Your yearly wages rest at only a single quarter, though.

I wish for tobacco products to be banned because I'm selfish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 22, 2013, 10:06:29 am
Granted. Tobacco products are banned. Riots ensue. You die in the ensuing chaos, a martyr. A hero, but to some, the biggest ****. Ever.

I wish for politics to stop.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 22, 2013, 05:05:25 pm
Granted. Riots ensue. You die in the ensuing chaos, a martyr. A hero, but to - well, some right-wing types, the biggest ****. Ever.

I wish for this whole thing of copying the last crush to stop because it's getting kind of ridiculous.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 23, 2013, 10:22:03 am
Only you can stop that.

I wish for strawberries.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 23, 2013, 03:29:49 pm
Granted, but only you can stop forest fires.

I wish for the Stay Puft marshmallow man.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 24, 2013, 05:49:24 am
Granted, but Smokey the Bear gets possessive and the two of them have a brawl through the streets of Ohio.

I wish for a journey of 300 miles.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 24, 2013, 10:24:57 am
Granted. But you break both your legs on the way.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 24, 2013, 02:55:41 pm
I can't crush anything 'cause you didn't wish for anything.

I wish for something unbreakable like maybe ultra-compressed titanium or something.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 24, 2013, 03:50:32 pm
Granted, you get something unbreakable. However, it is still crushable, and so I crush it.

I wish for something indestructible.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 24, 2013, 05:36:19 pm
Granted. It's on Mars. Good luck getting there.

I wish to change things.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 25, 2013, 03:28:40 pm
Granted. You change all the vague aspects of your persona you hold dear.

I wish to know everything.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on April 26, 2013, 10:24:05 am
Granted. You're overwhelmed with the knowledge, driven mad. You become hysterical, a mad prophet.

I wish for some peaches.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 26, 2013, 04:22:20 pm
Granted, but Bowser kidnaps all of them.

I wish for an ostrich.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 29, 2013, 02:56:19 pm
Granted, but Bowser kidnaps all of them.

I wish for a jail cell.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 29, 2013, 05:54:52 pm
Granted, but Bowser kidnaps it.

I wish for Bowser to give me my ostrich back.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on April 29, 2013, 07:21:34 pm
Granted, but the ostrich kidnaps Bowser.

I wish for Bowser.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on April 30, 2013, 02:48:15 pm
Granted, but Bowser enters a stable time loop and kidnaps himself from you.

I wish for ostriches to rule the world.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on May 02, 2013, 10:22:58 am
Granted. But you're pecked horribly to death as the world burns.

I wish for memory.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 02, 2013, 10:27:59 pm
Granted, you receive my memory of being pecked horribly to death as the world burns.

I wish for ice cream.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 03, 2013, 11:26:29 am
Granted, you receive my ice cream.

I wish for Base64.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on May 03, 2013, 01:15:43 pm
Denied, because it's stupid.

I with for a thing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 03, 2013, 06:11:54 pm
Granted, it's Base64.

I wish for sunshine and rainbows.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 05, 2013, 07:26:21 am
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I wish for 46esab.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 05, 2013, 02:55:39 pm
Granted, except now .sdrawkcab si gnihtyreve

I wish for EXTREEEEEEEEME


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 05, 2013, 05:49:10 pm
You get EXTREEEEEEEEME amounts of fatal disease.

I wish for miniscule


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 05, 2013, 08:31:16 pm
Granted, you get miniscule amounts of sleep.

I wish for green eggs and ham.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on May 06, 2013, 10:17:38 am
Granted, but now everything looks cartoony.

I wish for glue. In a bottle.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 03:36:02 pm
Granted, but there is no lid to the bottle.

I wish for trance.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2013, 05:17:13 pm
Granted, you are hypnotized.

I wish to score well on all of my exams.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 05:28:25 pm
Granted, you get laid on just about every one.

I wish for a train ticket to Leeds.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2013, 05:29:45 pm
Granted, but the train you take falls off a cliff on the way and nobody survives.

I wish for a piano.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 05:33:36 pm
Granted, but the piano you wished for falls off a cliff on the way and no key survives.

I wish for a seagull.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2013, 05:35:52 pm
Granted, but the seagull you wished for loses its ability to fly and so falls off a cliff on the way and no feather survives.

I wish for a really big hat.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 05:40:27 pm
No. Body. Survives.

I wish for a hat, too!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on May 06, 2013, 05:48:15 pm
Granted, but the TF2 fandom steals it.

I wish for a butt.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 05:56:16 pm
Granted, but the TF2 fandom also steals it.

I wish for swaggity swag.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2013, 06:05:46 pm
Granted, but the train you were riding to Leeds steals it and falls off a cliff on the way and no swag survives.

I wish for more recurring inside jokes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 06, 2013, 06:07:25 pm
Granted, but then cliffs.

I wish for an old-fashioned (but working) typewriter!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 06, 2013, 06:08:27 pm
Granted, but your typewriter works so hard that you hardly ever see it anymore and you're stuck at home with little Timmy and Debby Typewriter.

I wish I knew what I was saying half the time.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 08, 2013, 03:06:26 am
Granted. You're only aware about the things you talk about half the time. The  other half you talk nonsense.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 08, 2013, 02:44:52 pm
Granted, you wished with all your heart, but since you didn't wish for anything in particular, nothing happened except your heart is now gone because you spent it on your wish.

I wish ajgsk wbkaf ajfwna


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 09, 2013, 01:19:36 pm
Granted. You talk only in Simolean now.

I wish for the secret to happiness.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 09, 2013, 03:33:23 pm
Granted, you now carry the secret with you, but you still don't know what it is.

I wish that I just made the best wish ever.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 09, 2013, 03:59:51 pm
Aw, thanks Nicola! I live my life completely set, with everything I've ever wanted, at any point, leading a happy and fulfilled life until the day I die. This is the best wish ever!

I wish for a Lucario.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on May 10, 2013, 10:01:35 pm
Aw, thanks Josh! I get a new Lucario.

I wish for everyone to wish for the best wish ever!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on May 11, 2013, 09:46:54 pm
I wish for the best wish ever!

I wish for the best wish ever.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on May 16, 2013, 10:15:26 am
Granted! You'll find out in a couple years what it is, and then you can make the wish after selling fragments of your soul to the devil, president, Queen, a homeless person and my dog.

I wish for more long, ridiculous wish crushing.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 01:44:25 pm
Granted, because by granting your wish, and in fact even you wishing for my wish, it is in effect crushing my own wish, because I wished for everyone to wish for the best wish ever, which it seems you did not wish for unless, in fact, wishing for more long, ridiculous wish crushing is actually equivalent to the best wish ever, in which case nothing has been crushed except your wish because that would mean that I didn't crush anything after, thus crushing your wish in a long and ridiculous manner.

I wish for it to rain hamsters.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 06:51:20 pm
Tay Zonday makes a very popular cover of the song.

I wish for real-life Minecraft.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 07:14:48 pm
Granted, you receive a book entitled 'Real-life Minecraft'.

I wish for the sky to be rainbow.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 09:18:23 pm
That's silly I don't grant silly wishes ahah deal with it nerd

I wish for like, seven- no, eight donuts.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 09:29:58 pm
Granted, but each of them is a different color of the rainbow and they're in the sky, so there.

I wish for real-life Pokemon.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 18, 2013, 10:20:55 pm
Granted, but they have superpowers and tiny brains and eventually destroy the earth.

I wish for less friends telling me to do RP stuff.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:26:01 pm
Well, uh, you get less friends. The little pool of friends you do still retain make up the difference by being more persistent in telling you to roleplay.

I wish for writing inspiration.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 10:30:07 pm
Granted, a muse appears and bops you on the head with her magic wand and flies away, but I don't think it worked.

I wish for marshmallows and sunshine.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:32:09 pm
Granted, a sun appears and bops you on the head with a marshmallow, but I don't think you survived.

I wish for a train ticket.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 18, 2013, 10:35:45 pm
You receive a ticket for parking over train tracks. Then a train hits your car.

I'm not even sure you have a car.

Speaking of which, I wish for a car.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:37:49 pm
Granted. Uh. You get the car totalled by the train. Yay?

I insert cool new font.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 10:38:24 pm
Granted, you receive a boot to the head for mixing up the threads.

I wish for an awesome wish crush.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 18, 2013, 10:39:41 pm
You receive a crush on awesome wishes.

I wish my wishes were good enough for Nicola to have a crush on.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:40:36 pm
No no no you misunderstand. I wished for these topics to merge. In doing so, they did. Uh, yeah. I'm speaking nothing but the truth.

I wish for a more truthful disposition.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 10:45:50 pm
Granted: as you type, you now reflexively change the text color of any lies to pink.

I wish for a wish awesome enough to have a crush on.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:47:04 pm
You live a happy and wondrous life since you marry the wish you've had a crush on for a while. Did I mention all is well? Because it is. All is well.

I wish I could stop posting.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 18, 2013, 10:48:53 pm
Granted, everyone leaves.

I wish for awesome superpowers.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 18, 2013, 10:51:04 pm
Granted, you have the superpower to stop posting. It really is at this point.

I wish that PUJ is a hit success!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 19, 2013, 12:41:02 pm
Granted! I'm definitely not gonna crush that one.

And oh wait, I just posted again. I wish for a new superpower!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 19, 2013, 01:59:22 pm
You gain the superpower of Cuil Control!

At one Cuil, if you asked me for a superpower, and I gave you a Hulk.

At two Cuils, if you asked me for a superpower, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a Robert Downey Jr. rests on the ground.

At three Cuils, you awake as Wonder Woman. You start screaming only to have womens rights fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.

I wish somebody would do the rest.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 22, 2013, 10:36:31 am
Granted, I would do it, but I have no idea what that is, so I can't.

I wish that money grew on trees.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 22, 2013, 03:34:28 pm
Well uh... it does. What is money printed on? Where does that come from?

I wish that electricity was in my soul. :(


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 26, 2013, 01:29:45 pm
Granted, but your soul gets fried by the shock.

I wish books would read themselves.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 26, 2013, 10:34:18 pm
Granted. Every book in every library, store, and household is read by itself, over and over, as so nobody can read those books again. Truly magnificent.

I wish my finger wasn't bleeding.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 26, 2013, 10:37:43 pm
Granted, you no longer have a single drop of blood in your body and so are no longer bleeding.

I wish for pumpkin pie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Quinn on June 27, 2013, 07:43:14 pm
Granted, but-- wait, where did that pumpkin pie go?

What pumpkin pie? The notion that there was ever a pumpkin pie is absolutely absurd.

I wish for ttly awsum powahz.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2013, 08:52:48 am
Granted. You become El Gatecrasher, most notoriously known for her powers to slip in undetected and post in the forum when nobody expects it. Go figure.

I wish for ttly awsum f00dz haha sw$g


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2013, 02:38:23 pm
Granted! I make you a 'ttyl awsum f00dz haha sw$g' meal, on plates of solid gold, with diamond encrusted cutlery. However, it's in Canada. With me. Because I just made it. And I'm so alone here, in this barren land of snow and trees. So alone.

I wish for winter to come faster.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 28, 2013, 08:45:17 pm
Permanent. Nuclear. Winter.

I wish I didn't feel so bad.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on June 29, 2013, 02:11:44 am
Denied. You have to suffer with me in the

Permanent. Nuclear. Winter.

(waitwaitwaitnotdramaticenough)

Permanent. Nuclear. Winter.

I wish for some bottle caps.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 29, 2013, 01:24:41 pm
Okay, but you have to dig for supplies and raid snow bandit camps and loot buildings for them in the Permanent. Nuclear. Winter.

I wish for a shiba inu.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 29, 2013, 02:03:45 pm
Granted, but it is not in Canada so it can't help you survive the Permanent. Nuclear. Winter.

I wish to be a magical fairy with pretty fairy wings and sparkles~


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on June 29, 2013, 10:08:20 pm
No. Up yours. I want my dog.

Infact, I wish for it.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on June 29, 2013, 11:28:52 pm
Granted, your dog is still your dog despite not being in Canada and you get a picture of it.

I wish for everyone else to be magical fairies with pretty fairy wings and sparkles.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 02, 2013, 02:08:11 am
Granted! But half of us die because we have no protection from the PermanentNuclearWinter. Another good chunk of us die from sparkle overdose. There's just no winning.

I wish for some references.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on July 02, 2013, 10:26:18 am
Who could these references be about? It could be you. It could be me. It could even be- *gets shot in the head*

I wish for somebody that I used to know.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on July 02, 2013, 07:45:15 pm
Granted, you lose all of your memories of everyone and now everyone is somebody that you used to know.

I wish for spontaneous combustion.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 02, 2013, 11:47:39 pm
Granted! Your house spontaneously combusts. And so does Dan's, for good measure.

I wish for that set of dice.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on July 03, 2013, 05:36:32 am
Granted, but they set you on fire. Ya know, for good measure.

I wish for more fire.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on July 04, 2013, 12:52:42 am
Granted, Canada catches on fire and the PermanentNuclearWinter is no more.

I wish for some fire extinguishers so Dan and I can put out our house fires.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on July 04, 2013, 10:15:50 pm
Granted, but I steal yours and put myself out instead.

I wish Nicola hadn't muffed up the grammar of Permanent Nuclear Winter.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 19, 2013, 11:53:30 pm
Granted, Nicola screws up the grammar of PermanentNuclearWinter.

I wish for a miracle (somebody to reply to this stuff).


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 03, 2013, 03:21:43 pm
Granted, Sanae walks up to you and punches you with the power of miracles.

I wish for a cookie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 10, 2013, 09:51:49 am
You,, can't help but,, click it.

It begins.

I wish for a net income of seven billion cookies a second.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 25, 2013, 12:25:01 pm
Granted, but I manage to eat them all.

I wish for a pie.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 06, 2013, 07:49:33 pm
Granted, but I eat them all. And am not violently sick/dead/crushed/forever eating seven billion cookies a second.

I wish for a little activity to return here, ay papi?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 06, 2013, 08:43:52 pm
Granted, but it goes just as fast as it got here.

I wish for that cheesecake!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 06, 2013, 09:08:37 pm
Christ, I'm all for that.

I also wish for a slice of vanilla heaven.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 06, 2013, 09:30:58 pm
Granted, but your slice is wafer thin.

I wish for a nice drink to go with that cheesecake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 07, 2013, 11:34:57 am
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE SHORTENED VERSION OF RICHARD.

I wish for a more innocuous mindset.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 08, 2013, 09:23:54 pm
Granted, except actually what you get is cheesecake.

I wish for more cheesecake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 10, 2013, 08:01:34 am
(What a wish.)

Granted, except the cheesecake ends up being an innocuous mindset! Weird, huh.

I wish for a really cute raincoat.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 10, 2013, 01:21:46 pm
Granted, it is the cutest raincoat in existence, but the material it's made of is incredibly itchy and it is impossible to wear it comfortably.

I wish for winter break to be awesome.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 11, 2013, 12:00:46 pm
Granted - this winter break is the best. winter. break. ever! It's only when you return to school that you realise it's also the last winter break ever.

I wish for a lil snake.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 12, 2013, 08:48:47 pm
Granted, but it's so small that you never find it.

I wish for rainbows everywhere.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 13, 2013, 09:23:57 am
Massive cast-iron pots filled with heavy gold rain from the sky. Everywhere. Leprechauns crawl out from every hiding spot whence they came, attacking every being on earth for the gold. The end is nigh.

I wish for somebody to imagine an au in which all these wishes have actually happened.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 13, 2013, 01:20:29 pm
Granted, I'm imagining it, but I will never tell you what it's like.

I wish I could get my phone without having to get up.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 14, 2013, 10:38:06 pm
Granted, but you decide you'll use this newfound sorcery to get everything to you whilst you remain in bed and you never leave.

I wish Jake would keep his cute new password.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 14, 2013, 10:51:05 pm
Granted, but then he gets hacked because everyone can see what his password is.

I wish we had more fish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on December 17, 2013, 04:03:29 pm
Granted. We get sharks. Shota sharks. awww

I wish for the ultimate layered cheesecake trap.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 18, 2013, 10:06:25 am
hell yh

I wish I weren't granting my own wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 18, 2013, 10:01:36 pm
Granted, instead you fall into the cheesecake trap.

I wish for ALL CAPS EVERYWHERE.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 19, 2013, 12:59:29 pm
hahahahahahaa

i wish nobody were to crush as good as i do ahahha oh man i trolled you so hard B) B) B)


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 20, 2013, 05:33:58 pm
Granted. See, wasn't that so lame. I hope you're happy.

I wish for a giant blizzard to freeze everything ever.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 21, 2013, 10:26:45 pm
Granted, except the giant blizzard actually sets everything on fire with that weird cold-burning sensation you sometimes get when you're outside in cold weather for far too long.

I wish somebody could explain soup to me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on January 05, 2014, 02:03:53 am
You're soup aficionado will arrive with 5 - ~98,256,772,121 business days.

I wish people could pronounce piobaireachd.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on January 06, 2014, 02:30:22 pm
Guacamole?

I wish I had two chains.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on January 07, 2014, 12:32:59 am
(pee-bruck *weeps silently*)

Granted! You get a dual chained chainsaw.

I wish for teh feels


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on January 07, 2014, 12:58:06 am
Granted! You get a double-edged sword.

I wish for happiness, even if short-lived.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on February 26, 2014, 09:30:33 am
Granted, but to make up for this happiness, you have to step on lego.

I wish for Lord Helix.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 10, 2014, 08:57:26 pm
Granted, he exists, but still only fictionally.

I wish to revive this site.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 14, 2014, 07:09:21 pm
Granted but since I was always here, it never died in the first place.

I wish for a box of dominoes.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 18, 2014, 09:48:19 pm
Granted, you receive a box that once held dominoes. Alas, it is now empty.

I wish for a rainbow.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on August 20, 2014, 04:49:30 am
Granted, but it's in grayscale.

I wish for a mini robot.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on August 21, 2014, 06:01:24 pm
Granted, but it's so small that you can't press the button that turns it on without breaking it.

I wish for a rock.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 20, 2014, 01:04:46 am
granted, but it is now sprinkled all over your chips in tiny, tiny, salt-flavoured pieces.

I wish for a personality.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on September 20, 2014, 08:58:24 pm
Granted, you receive a personality, but instead of having the personality for yourself, it is just inside your head whispering things to you.

I wish for creativity.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 21, 2014, 03:32:34 pm
granted, but alongside that creativity is a crushing subliminal sense that you should be doing something great & awe-inspiring with your fresh mass of creativity. you spend months laying about, not putting that creativity to good use. shame.

I wish I smelt like the subtle aroma of lemongrass.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on September 21, 2014, 06:42:46 pm
Granted, you gain a new superpower of smelling like the subtle aroma of lemongrass. However, it only activates when you are around enough actual lemongrass to produce that smell.

I wish for motivation.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 25, 2014, 02:39:48 pm
granted, but you just can't be bothered to get all that motivated.

I wish for mood lighting.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on September 26, 2014, 06:00:03 pm
Granted, the mood is darkness. It is pitch black now.

I wish for a burrito.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 28, 2014, 06:12:45 am
granted- almost? you are now in possession of a soil-trodden, shockingly infected big toe. that's what you wanted, right? a buried toe?

I wish for a thong.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on September 28, 2014, 07:15:25 pm
Granted, you receive a lone sandal.

I wish for a freshly-baked batch of chocolate chip cookies to share with all my friends.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on September 30, 2014, 06:03:23 pm
granted, but the chocolate chip cookies are made with.. your friends.. parents?? yeah that'll do.

I wish for silence.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on October 02, 2014, 01:15:02 pm
Granted. You are now dead. It is very quiet in death. For now.

I wish for everything to go in slow-motion.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 03, 2014, 06:42:01 pm
granted, but the universe notices, and makes everybody move twice as fast to compensate.

I wish for a small, pink bikini.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jessica on October 05, 2014, 03:14:21 am
Granted. It is small. Very small. You'll have to find an ant to put it on.

I wish for an occasional dose of the good ol' days.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on October 07, 2014, 06:37:17 pm
Granted, but you will never be able to truly return to them.

I wish for more chocolate chip cookies.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on October 30, 2014, 12:49:20 pm
(oh my GOD that was NICOLA dishing out the cold hard reality right there. ouch)

granted. it's okay. your wish has been granted. there, in front of you, a plate of chocolate chip cookies. nothing more. nothing less. this is exactly what you wanted, right? you bite your lip. no. this is crush a wish. something must be wrong. something must be...

you reach forward towards the plate, running your thumb along the outside. no explosions. no instant deaths, no assortment of pixellated animals raining from the sky. no dubstep blaring all around you. underneath the plate, perhaps? nothing seems obscene or out of place. nothing underneath the table, either.

what could possibly be broken about this plate of cookies that you wished for? you decide, for the best, to brave it. to go on and take a cookie. it's what you wished for, right? so there you are, only an ever so slight tremble in-between you and a mouthful of biscuit; cookie in the palm of your hand and apprehension in the pit of your stomach, and an overwhelming urge to eat.

you scream. these are raisin cookies.

I wish raisins never existed !!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on October 30, 2014, 09:46:35 pm
(Oh man Josh XD)

Granted except oh no raisins are delicious what have you dooooonnnneeee!!!!

I wish for more wishes!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 06, 2014, 07:40:40 am
(  EXCUSE ME i have done what is best for the HUMAN RACE as a WHOLE  wow  i didn't expect this kind of resistance from a RAISIN-LOVER   )

granted. you're the only one posting in this topic from now on - have fun!

I wish for a wit that could humour the masses.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 07, 2014, 04:28:04 pm
Granted, but unfortunately your wit is so sharp that you accidentally maim anyone you use it on, and if you use it too often, the authorities will come looking for you.

Well, apparently I'm the only one posting in this topic now, so... I wish for chocolate chip cookies!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 07, 2014, 04:29:15 pm
What a great wish, Nicola, I would be happy to grant that for you. So many delicious chocolate chip cookies. May I have one as well? Yes? Thank you so much, Nicola, you are such a sweetheart.

Now I wish for rainbows and unicorns!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 07, 2014, 04:30:23 pm
Granted, just for you, Nicola! Rainbows and unicorns and sparkles galore!

...

I wish someone else would post in this topic with me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 07, 2014, 06:33:48 pm
Granted, but the other person... is YOU! Didn't see that one coming, did you?!

No, but seriously, I wish someone else would post in this topic with me.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 11, 2014, 04:13:41 pm
keeping you stuck on this topic forever seemed cruel, so I grant you that wish; but not before I steal one of those delicious chocolate chip cookies.   >:) >:)

I wish for somebody to not crush this wish.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 12, 2014, 04:20:23 pm
Granted. Instead of being crushed, it is ripped into tiny little pieces, which are then thrown into a blender, where they spin around and around and around until the lid comes off and suddenly your wish is getting sprayed all over the kitchen. Oh gosh, it's everywhere. You're handed a towel and told to get started cleaning up this mess.

I wish for a toaster.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 16, 2014, 07:59:25 pm
granted! but unfortunately for you, the toaster you've been given was in the same kitchen when the blender incident happened, and is incidentally RUINED. enjoy your broken toaster.

I wish for somebody to give me a font to type all my future posts in.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 17, 2014, 02:34:08 pm
Granted, but that font is Comic Sans, and now anyone who sees your posts loses an IQ point for every word they read.

I wish for you to tell me a story.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 25, 2014, 01:24:20 pm
Once upon a time, there was a ladybug; a ladybug that, unbeknownst to anybody else in her current life, used to have facial hair, a large adams apple, and rough skin. nobody knows, apart from the people that matter, and her loving family. the ladybug is happy.

I wish for something nice, like dyslexic people no longer had to struggle in the world.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 27, 2014, 10:48:01 am
Granted, dyslexic people no longer have to struggle in the world. They now have to struggle out of the world, as now every time a dyslexic person is born, they are immediately teleported into space. Now look what you've done.

I wish for snow.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on November 29, 2014, 04:17:35 pm
granted, you get snow. tons of it. an inch settles on the ground. a blizzard is happening over the next couple of moments. then suddenly, the surrounding area is warm & sunny; a small patch of snow melting on the driveway. just as you change into something cool & light, ohio becomes almost nordic in temperatures. you get snow- in various forms & various thicknesses- forever.

i wish for the most amazing, AMAZING person to appear and sweep me off my feet!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on November 30, 2014, 09:34:29 pm
Granted, but only for .1 of a second.

I wish for school to be on break again already.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 10, 2014, 08:51:43 am
you move over to england. we get christmas break in a week.

i wish for a completely soundproof room.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 10, 2014, 11:59:07 am
You get a completely soundproof room. You can't hear anything from outside the room. You also can't hear anything from inside the room. The room completely soundproofs your life and you are now legally considered deaf.

I wish I hadn't downloaded Skyrim right before exam week.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 14, 2014, 03:25:51 pm
granted- you download skyrim left before exam week.

i wish for a can of lilt.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 14, 2014, 11:33:42 pm
Granted, you receive a singing can. Unfortunately you can no longer use it for your treehouse telephone. Rats.

I wish to suddenly be amazing at animation.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on December 24, 2014, 09:51:19 pm
granted! you are amazing at animation. you suffer quite badly at everything else you do, though. think of it as a morbid form of repayment.  `v`

i know i'm crazy for it, but i wish for, maybe, a new roleplay?


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Cola on December 25, 2014, 08:19:51 am
Granted, here it is:

(http://stylishcuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/parkerhouse-roll-single.jpg)(http://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/icons-land/play-stop-pause/256/Play-Normal-icon.png)

I wish for really bad puns.


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Jo on January 04, 2015, 05:09:32 am
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Zosgua6dQ9o/Tz3A0LhPF4I/AAAAAAAABX0/gapxpqgNasE/s1600/Goodnight+Punpun+v01+c01+-+010.png)

i wish for people to join the skype group !!


Title: Re: 'Crush a wish'
Post by: Dani~ on October 25, 2015, 07:42:08 am
Granted, but nobody ever speaks in it.

I wish for a pile of sugar.